ITT: we cast the inevitable Trump biopic

>>137692461
Sarah Jessica Parker as KAC
John Goodman as Bannon

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>>137692461
Alex Jones as Alex Jones in a cameo

>>137692461
wow...

>>137693169
I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was alive, he could have played Bannon.

>>137692461
Get all the those creepy looking guys that play the crook from every Law and Order and cast them as 'the evil internet trolls' that helped get Trump elected.
They don't have any lines or anything, there is just a short montage of them all typing really fast on their phones and computers to the beat of bad techno dub step with some flashes of White Supremacist imagery flashing across the screen at random intervals

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Trump for Kim Jong Un biopic.

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Ted Cruz should be played by that fat guy from the office, he needs a wig tho

>>137692461
Tina Fey to play Hilary

Not that I think Tina Fey is ugly or anything
But Hilary is, so they will want someone attractive to play her so you'll feel bad in the scene where she is crying in her hotel room.

>>137692461
Kyle Massey as Barron Trump

>>137692461
What the hell is that thing on Owen Wilson's face that looks like a strangulated penis?

>>137693874
THIS. guess we'll have to settle for rosie.

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>>137692461
He'd need to lose some neckfat and whiten up a bit, but I think the eyes and hair could be a match.

>>137692461
Tank Hanks as Bernie Sanders

>>137694265
He will have a lot of trouble not to speak with his whiny voice and accent

>>137694363
No dude, larry david as bernie

>>137694265
One is a filthy kike and the other is a proud white man.

>>137694219
I think Luke Wilson hit him in the face with a shovel.

>>137693874
He would've nailed Bannon no question

>>137694265
nah man, Robert John Burke

Mike Pence could also be portrayed by Christopher Waltz (the nazi general from inglorious bastards) only he can pull off the smug face of Pence

>>137693553
No man. Joe Rogan to play Alex Jones. Lets get fucking meta.

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>>137692461
Also, Steve Schirripa as Chris Christie is a no brainer.

Leonardo DeCapreo to play one of Eric.

>>137694160
kek

Morgan Freeman to play Obama.
Or Will Smith.

>>137694841
Danny DeVito as Cenk Uygur?

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>>137692461
Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been the best Bannon =(

>>137694479
Or could it be massive amounts of cocaine?
Does it do that to a nose? I don't know much about it, I only tried it twice and didn't care for it.

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>>137695030

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Ivanka

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Kushner, no contest

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>>137694841

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
They are making the freakin' frogs gay!

>>137695030
Danny DeVito can be the assassin

Last 10 minutes of the movie depict DeVito preparing to, and carrying out the assassination of Trump.
Not because he'll actually be killed, mind you.
But because this movie will be the liberal wet dream.
As he falls and his blood pools around him, the screen will fade to black and say 'if only'
and then the credits roll.

Jeb Bush should have a cameo as himself, that guy is such a character on his own

>>137695256
I'm waiting for the Joe learns of this meme and starts quoting it on his pod cast and we reach a level of meta that actually rips a whole in the fabric of reality.

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>MFW I literally can't remember Hillary's running mate

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>>137693874

>>137693553
Keksimus chink jones

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>>137695396
Tim ''The cuck'' Kaine

>>137695381
He doesn't even have any lines or scenes directly about him
He just wanders around in the back a handful of times looking lost and confused
Someone eventually points him and says 'Is that Jeb Bush? Is he okay?'
to which the other person replies 'no'
and then the scene just carries on as normal

>>137695608
Perfect

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M Night Shyamalan as that Indian guy

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>>137695599
Reminder, his son is an Alt Left rioter that was arrested for violence. He's the walking definition of "both sides."

Vin Desil will play Putin

again, he will not have lines or anything
In between scenes there will be a random shot of him sitting in a dark room watching a bunch of TVs of Trump at debates and shit, drinking a glass of Vodka, smiling. Very James Bond villain esc scene, know what I'm saying?

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Bill Cosby as Maxine Waters

>>137695919
This could work, but I think a wig will look funny on Vin

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>>137692461
Fuck Owen Wilson. It has to be Brock.

>>137696237
Brock would look weird in old man make up.

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>>137696351
no need for old man make up. just throw on a wig. I want my trump to be yoked.

>>137696459
This is the Liberal Holly Wood biofic
They'll depict Trump as a decrepit old man.

Joke Paul as Richard spencer

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>>137692461

donald trump as owen wilson in the shining

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Kevin Spacey could also play Mike Pence

>>137696653
Fuck. That's good.

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Obviously we'd save on money and get the best candidate just casting Dobby as Jeff Sessions

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>>137693169
>>137695071

I think Macy could pull off a good Bannon.

>>137697553
too skinny

>>137697419
top kek.

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So... she's 100% playing Hillary, right? I mean, this isn't up for debate, right?

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De Niro will fit right in as YEB!

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Paul Ryan