*waits until an hour into the podcast before going on a rant

>>137682955
link/timestamp? how bad did he cuck? has he at least acknowledged antifags part in this?

>>137682955
*says all borders should disappear but lives in a gated community*

>>137683516
It's Joe Rogan, so you can expect the worst because this faggot always has to play devil's advocate because he can't just have an opinion of his own to stand on.

>>137683516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VTRMkjBSSo

>>137683562
he literally has never said this

>>137683699
he does have his own opinions and he voices them openly
he plays devil's advocate because he knows he's not very smart and wants to keep himself informed and is aware there is a strong possibility he is wrong about things

>>137683699
>has to play devil's advocate
Isn't it awful when he does that? If at least he made thoughtful counter-arguments but when he does it's always with the most basic bitch talking points.

>>137684059
he makes thoughtful counter-arguments on subjects he knows about, most of the subjects that come up on the show he doesn't know much about, the whole point of his podcast is to have people on that will teach him things
If you've ever heard him talk about weightlifting or hunting or comedy then you know that there are things he does argue about willingly
People who argue about things they don't know about are far worse than people who just shut up and listen

>>137684209
What the fuck

>>137684048
>Voices his own opinions
>Plays devil's advocate every single time he has anyone actually interesting on his podcast
Yeah, no. Joe is about as blue pilled as you can get, and any time he dances around a topic that's going to get him some "shit" his wife may as well be speaking out of his mouth because that's exactly where it all is coming from.

>>137684349
life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSUhgE_45fA

>>137684424
see >>137684310

>>137684310
>If you've ever heard him talk about weightlifting or hunting or comedy then you know that there are things he does argue about willingly
Yeah, no kidding. So stick to what you know and don't be so willing to take the bitch route in every other conversation. Like he does, every single time.

>>137684652
>wanting to educate yourself is a bitch route
stay pleb

>>137684209
It's sad because it's so true

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>>137684605
it never gets old

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>>137684942

>>137684048
>lying to defend Joe Rogan when he has said this very thing over a dozen times
Whats your motive here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7AMavMK84w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsz97umD0h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEHQjIhYss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiWhzF6Axk

Joe Rogan casually brings up the idea of open borders ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Even when not talking to a guest in the realm of politics. Hes talked about this with UFC fighters before just out of the blue. He explicitly states that he doesn't think borders should exist.
So whats your reason for lying, leaf?

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>>137685034

What the fuck does this atheist liberal have to say now?

>>137682955
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE OF PEOPLE OF ALL RACES JUST LEARN TO GET ALONG AND SMOKE WEED

>>137682955
>I'm rich, live surrounded by other rich people with armed security, I haven't had a normal job or taken public transportation in roughly 30 years, I spend most of my time high and surrounded by comedians, I have enough wealth for my family to live on for several generations
>now listen to me tell you why your daily life experiences don't actually occur and why you shouldn't worry about labor market competition
holy shit Hollywood (and doing drugs every day) sure kills a man's ability for self-awareness

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>>137685146

>>137684978
You can feel Nick Dipaolo's frustration

>>137684967

>Lmao you are such a douche

kek

>>137684209
I actually watched this episode they are just mirin. they all lift and are mma fighters.

>>137684978
i meant that I'VE never PERSONALLY heard him say that

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>>137684424
Watch episode #911

Seems pretty red pilled but he has to hide it from the normies.

>>137683832
this charlottesville thing is blown sooooooooo out of proportion. like 5-7 nigs were murdered in chicago this weekend

>>137684967
How the hell can he afford a house eating so many avocados?

>>137685067
>>137685112

Why does he always have a bunch of fucking liquid at the bottom of his plates? Is he in that much of a hurry that he can't let it evaporte while it cooks? Or poor it out before plating? It's fucking disgusting and it's going to turn everything he eats into a soggy mess. Tough those fucking eggs look horrible no matter what. Why didn't he just make them into an omelette?

Those images alone are enough to convince me to never watch his show. I want nothing to do with a man who believes that this is cooking worth posting on the internet.

Joe is the radical centrist. He plays both sides depending on his guest.

>>137685112
>>137685146
>>137685189
Give this man his own cooking show

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What the fuck does joe eat?Every meal looks he put it together haphazardly and just said "fuck it i'll eat it"

>>137685424
eddie bravo really ruined that episode

i hate that guy

>>137685146
with that many eggs, you need to go with 4 open face sandwiches instead of 2 closed sandwiches

>>137685289
fag

>>137683832
dude weed

>>137684757
>>137684894
>>137684942
>>137684967
>>137684998
>>137685034
>>137685067
>>137685146
>>137685189

how many eggs per week?

dude gonna die of cardiac arrest due to high cholesterol

>>137683832
>i dont see color bro except that gay rainbow flag

lol who was that guest

>>137684852
That's a fuckin toast sandwich

>>137685964
It's actually called a wish sandwich

You get two slices of bread and WISH you had some meat.

>>137685924
It's in the doobly doo :^)

(Owen Benjamin)

>>137685682
leaf

>>137686370
thanks man, he had a few good lines.

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>>137685289
>he literally has never said this
>i meant that I'VE never PERSONALLY heard him say that
neck yourself

I don't like how Joe challenges right wing guys when he disagrees with them but silently disagrees with leftists on his podcast. It just seems that way to me whenever I watch him.

>>137685289
the left in a nutshell

>>137685850
bro you gotta have protein

>>137682955

I hate that retarded faggot. He literally has an IQ of a newt.

>>137685189
he can't cook for shit. those eggs look disgusting. isn't he rich enough for a full time chef?

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*blocks your path*

*sucks your dick, but as a hilarious in-joke between two otherwise-heterosexual friends, not like some kinda fruity San Fran queer that would unironically enjoy sucking another guy's dick*

>>137684209
jesus its so true my sides are gone

I cant take him seriously because he apparently blows the fuck up if the wrong guest says somethingnegative about weed.
But when its the right guest theyll both basically talk like yeah man weed can fuck you up im doing pilates now.

>>137683516
>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

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>>137687766

I rewatch this from time to time, it's hilarious how Joe loses his shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

>>137687008
cholesterol from eggs doesn't get into your bloodstream

>>137688029
But its like you cant be like that change your views based on the person you are talking to.
Like guy he doesnt like
>weeds a big problem
>GTFO MY SHOW
Guy he is friends with
>weeds a big problem
>yeah man i get you totally

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>You know, it's so fascinating to me that human beings are still stuck in this cycle of creating peanut butter, creating jam, putting it between bread, eating it.
>Where did it come from, evolutionarily?
>What compels us to consume pastes made from just natural things and put it between slices of bread that we've churned out of grains?
> If we had to fight a gorilla right now we would get fucked up (Jaimie pull up gorillas fucking up peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) but we're at the top of the food chain anyway, creating these, these products out of the natural world that have become staples to us.
>And it's so crazy to me that we're allowed to make these things out of these substances, but weed, which is a COMPLEEEETELY natural substance, is off limmits, sorry bitch can't make shit outta weed.
>It's insanity.
> It's utter insanity.
>Oh, yeah look at that. That gorilla is FUCKING SLAMMING that sandwich that is a monster son, that is a real live monster.
>I bet if you gave a gorilla weed it'd get the munchies like cray haha the it'd REALLY be begging for that peanut butter and banana sandwich, Jaimie pull up gorillas eating peanut butter.

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>>137687293
dude

Joe Rogan is 5'8.

His lil' opinion doesn't matter.

>>137683832
> quoting a kike in the first minute
ffs!

>>137688397
OC? either way nice

>>137688029
had to debate a kid in college about marijuana legalization, we had our points picked fo us. I have never seen someone so pissed off and passionate about making marijuana legal. I mean the guy litterally starts yelling about it. I keep telling him calm down this is an asignment and he just kept saying he doesnt care. but he was acting just like this guy just angry because I had some half assed good points. the the teacher had to keep telling the kid that some people just dont care about the issue as much as he does. I think they need to just remove debating from colleges right now. People will literally hate your guts even if you are assigned a conservative position. fucking proffessors do it on purpose I think to watch thier little monsters go ape shit on people for no reason.

>>137683832
What was Joe saying when BLM was all over the streets causing trouble? Probably nothing? Fuck him. He's off-base on this.

>>137690617
Ive had similar encounters with people that are pro-weed getting murderously angry over it.
In my case i dont have any strong views on the subject so im just stunned when some faggot wants to start an argument over it.

>>137685529
>Why does he always have a bunch of fucking liquid at the bottom of his plates?
most of that is just egg yolk, which is normal for that style of egg. it's not disgusting, and I don't see how you think they look horrible

except the pasta one, that is the the only one that would get soggy due to the zucchini being mostly water in the first place

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>>137688892
>mfw there are """"""""straight"""""" posters RIGHT NOW that are so scared of catching the gay that they've never sucked a dick

Fucking closet-cases lmao

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>>137684048
shutup rogtard. rogan is a cuck. a pothead, ITALIEN, and worst of all----MANLET.

>Joe Rogan Discusses Charlottesville Protests
>65,322 views
>Like 1,670 Dislike 814

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>>137685289
one day, leaf

>>137685850
Consumption of eggs doesn't increase cholesterol seriously just Bing dot com it

>>137688397
Read it in his voice. 10/10

>>137688397
accurate as fuck

>>137684310
He also defends Jews every time. Also notice how quickly he changes the subject every time the JQ is brought up.

>>137688397
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious and accurate I still love Joe and I have this sudden urge to do the weeeed and watch some wacky monkey videos

>>137684209
I can't tell if this is a real transcript or brilliant parody.