Trump is GAY with JARED KUSHNER

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"I didn't exactly care, my wife and I were turned on by the sounds at times. It wasn't until our ceiling started leaking and our unit began to reek of urine that I had to go up and see what was what" he told us. "When Donald Trump opened the door with his rock hard cock in hand and several beautiful women, I was shocked.". Everett claims he was invited in and "may have slipped a finger into Trump's asshole.".

"I accepted it until one day I heard Trump yelling in his girly voice that I have come to know 'Oh Kushy boy, light me up with that fire. All over my mouth mmm baby' ". After this incident, Everett invested in a new set of noise-cancelling headphones.

We have reached out to the Office of the President, as well as Jared and Ivanka, but the only response received in return was a vile of semen from the POTUS with a note that read "I'm fuckin GAY niggers".

More to follow.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/POTUS_GAY_SEX_SCANDAL

>>137678887

HOT AS FUCK

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A faggot Republican, not that shocking.

Anonymous sources sell lots of newspapers apparently

>>137678887
Is Ivanka a cuck?

>>137678942
>http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/POTUS_GAY_SEX_SCANDAL

nice web page that doesn't exist.

Hope leafs like Mexican refugees.

>>137678887
>>137678942

HOLY SHIT /POL/ DON'T LET THIS GET OUT GUYS IT COULD SINK US

SAGE SAGE SAGE

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>>137678942
>more larping to follow
>can't wait
riddle me this: if lefties think fags are so great, why are you trying to insult trump by calling him a fag?

>>137679190

It's all over the news now. Trump is finished.

>>137678887
Shadman drawings when?

>>137678887
Op is a faggot? Guess so

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>>137678887
>God Emperor Trump
>Liking 3DPD anything

First gay president.

>>137678887
>>137678942
We should make this the next golden shower prostitute "scandal"

Get major networks to report this and disprove their credibility. Tone it down a notch to make it believable though. Maybe it will even make Kusher will note the rabid dog mentality of the media.

>>137678887
This is even MORE desperate than before President Trump won the election!

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>tfw you have to make up anti-trump fanfiction to earn your next pay check

>>137678887
>33rd time that the two came off the elevator completely drenched in semen, he knew something was up.
Very good leaf, very good. Nice.

>>137679190

This is great, will make him popular with the lgbt dems.Also, HAWT.

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>>137678887
Hot written posts but absolutely DISGUSTING antichrist type subversion of the sex
>drenched in seed
>finger in arse hole

Didn't Melania win an undisclosed amount for slander?...President Trump is gonna put this "news" source out of business.

>>137679364
This is the beginning of the end of Drumpf

>>137678887
>we liked the sounds
>muslim name
If it wasnt his brother in law it'd be kinda cool. I dont really buy this though. Not that he needs any defending. But wow. Now THATS a sex "scandal". Do you know how many boners just shot up right now?

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>>137678887

TFW when no one notices Dr. Maghabali and Paul Ethan-Phillip Everett hidden meanings.

To be fair this is actually funny unlike the rest of the leftist posts.

>>137678887
the (((media))) is degenerate enough to believe this

>>137678887
I'm masturbating right now.

>>137678887

Feh. Not even good quality writing.

>>137681716

Wasn't me who wrote it.

>>137678887
>>137678942

Top tier leafpost

". . .the only response received in return was a vile of semen from the POTUS with a note that read "I'm fuckin GAY niggers".

How will we ever recover?

>>137679881

Jared = Triple H
Ivanka = Stephanie
Bannon = The Rock
Trump = Vince

Trump loves that kosher dick

Hardly surprising. Anyone who's lived in Manhattan has known Trump's a queer for decades. You can find his broken used-up boitoys everywhere there, a lot of big players in the real estate game got their start sucking his dick.

Why does the left hate gays?

Trump is a notorious germaphobe. He probably doesn't even fuck Melania without a full body condom and had Barron conceived by cumming in a Ziploc bag and then having Melania inseminate herself.

>>137678969
omg yes be my jewboo stephen miller!

I don't doubt that Kushner is a faggot. He was in a fraternity at Harvard full of gay metrosexual Jewish guys. He's buddy-buddy with Matt Drudge. He dresses like a fag, there's nothing alpha about him, there's nothing masculine or sexual about him

But Trump is old school macho.

>>137684658
>He probably doesn't even fuck Melania
That's right, she's a beard and he'll trade her in for a new model after this president gig is through.

>>137678969
Miller, Kushner, Drudge... 3 kike faggot buddies. shocking............

>>137684768
he also bought a gay NY magazine

>>137678887
>White supremacist is fucking a gay jew

Sounds like the biggest Oscar bait movie ever

>>137684966

proof, meet pudding.

>>137684768
Trump necked with pence

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sex
is
the
floor

>>137684658
>full body condom

LMFAO

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>>137685499

this is quite normal in england its called the fag system

the younger man is subservient to the older man and MAY PROVIDE SEXUAL FAVOURS

theres nothing gay about it its a power thing

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>>137685171
So many gay tears. He's just a man struggling with love and identity! Why won't anyone have some pity?! (Sniffs, wipes tears)

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>>137684658
>a full body condom

>>137678887
Only thing gay here is you, OP.

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>>137684768
Top
>Trump is old school macho.
Bottom
>Kushner is a faggot.

>>137686394

u

>>137678887

Homophobe detected

>>137686224
>brazil

>>137679786
Second, Obama is gay and michelle is a tranny, everyone knows that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdfECm34QNo

>>137678887
>http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/POTUS_GAY_SEX_SCANDAL
Its fake, and suprisingly heterosexual.

>>137684474

This guy knows his stuff.

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>>137686394

All faggots who literally take shitposting from a fellow /pol/ster seriously. God damnit you fucking idiots lmao, mindless drones.

Im gay

>>137689628
>a leaf
figgers

>>137678887
Big if true...

>>137689336
A.
FUCKING.
LEAF.

>>137678887
THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG

PASTOR ANDERSON KNEW SINCE THE VERY BEGGING!

TRUMP IS A WICKED MAN AND A JEW SLAVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdkT0gTs99E

>>137678887
I have information that you have raped your neighbors children. Everyone in town are talking about it. Your mother complained to me about you the other day.