NEWFAGS LEARN TO FUCKING LURK

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this board has too much reddit lately

Post how long you lurked before your first post:

>1 year almost

>>137671629
bump for much needed reprimend

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Newfags reeeeeee

>>137673416
I think I lurked /b/ like a year and a half before I started posting regularly.

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>>137673416
i browsed /b/ for a year and /pol/ for a few months. also /gif/ before it was pure porn

>>137671629

buuuuuump

But to be honest most the newfags here are either shills or radical plebbit leftists.

>>137673416
>1 day almost for me

came here from t_d xD

I fucking hate faggots like you who clearly came around for only the election but now you think you're some authority or speaker for this fucking board. Quit LARPing as an oldfag and neck yourself.

>>137671629
DO NOT REPLY TO ANY THREAD
with porn/nudity
with "blacked" images
with an unanswerably broad question or clear surveying (what do you think about X)
with one contextless or provocative line
with calls to violence
where the OP is merely rebroadcasting some celebrity's tweet or fishing for reactions to a MSM headline
where the OP is merely advertising some other site (23me, Political Compass)
if the text is reposted every day with no new content
SUCH THREADS ARE SPAM
REPORT SPAM
OR TYPE "SAGE" IN THE OPTIONS FIELD

Don't forget to report anyone who announces a sage or report.

>>137673416
one

month

>>137673416

>started lurking /b/ in 2007 after the most embarassing first post where I used a user name and my real picture
>stayed their until 2009
>jumped to /x/ for a year and then back to /b/
>was a /tv/ fag
>occasionally lurked /pol/
>became a full time /pol/tard from sandy hook to present

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what we don't want to be a part of your little secret nazi lelele xD club? We just want to bring a little reality to your inbred nazi circle jerk. Because you call anything that doesnt suck your orange furhers dick "fake news". You guys have gone way over the line at this point. Your cult is literally destroying this nation, and we will do what we can to resist.

>>137671629
2nd day here. you need to fuck off. ur not the owner and i can use it if i want

>>137671629
This forever

>>137673416
>three months

>>137673416
I posted once, got fucking owned and didn't post again for like 3 years lol

>>137671629
Bump

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>>137671629
I still just lurk, and I've been here for a decade.

This is my first post in weeks and I spend hours here every day. Please be quiet guys.

Sort of unrelated but how do you view a full post title? I hover over the title and get a little blue thing but can't view the full title.

>>137673416
What do you mean? I haven't stopped lurking.

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>>137673416
1minute KEK KEK LAL LOLOLOYOLOLO

LETS GO PAINT KEKI FLAG ON STREETS

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>tfw no more noko posting to deter normies

>>137675737
Yeah im sure the few hundred people that actually post on here are responsible for millions and millions of people voting for Trump, get a grip

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>>137675737
Damn this is really deep and insightful. Never seen anything like this before and it really activated my almonds. Please enjoy my fresh meme fellow original thinker.

>>137673416
this is my first ever post. been lurking for 3 years

>>137678151
LOL MY 2ND DAY AND IM NOT A PUSSY I POST LOL
BLUMPH BTFO NAZI RACIST LOSER SHITHEAD HE GONNA GET KILLED AND THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER OFF

>>137671629
Don't worry, summerfags will be gone soon.

>>137675601
jesus.... that's a bad first post

remember this board is satire too newfags

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>>137675737

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>>137678800
checked
sounds good senpai

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>>137677000
>that post
>that get

>>137678451
>LOL

>>137673416
7 years. Yes really.

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>>137671629
Suck me.

>>137671629
bump

>>137671629
Been doing this for a few weeks.

>>137678800
Not me desu

I'm dropping out

>>137671629
Bumping for a good cause.

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>>137673416
Posted on /b/ once in 2008. Then didn't post again until I started frequenting /v/ in like 2010. Even then I only posted like three times. I didn't post regularly until the zim zam trial, and only made my first thread in 2015, iirc it was a Trump general.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>>137673416
Made my first post only after a couple of days of browsing /b/ back in 2006. Was immediately identified as a newfag and shunned.

Lurked for another 3-4 months before I posted again.

If only newfags today had an ounce of shame.

i'm 12 years old and what is this

>>137673416
1 year is mandatory minimum.

I lurked for 4 years before posting

>>137673416
Lurked /b/ for two years and still didn't realize how to get the green.
>easy now

>>137673416
2 weeks.. Stilllurking don't worry, just popping in to tell you.

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>>137675737
>This whole post
I honestly can't tell if you are trolling or so retarded you buy into media propaganda.

>>137675737
rick and morty is fucking gay faggot

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>>137680161
>reported for underage

>>137671629
>>137671629
>learn pol cultur
>ey men show restecpa or foke off we are full xd
Calling others newfags/telling people to lurk and referring to pol as "we"
You aren't seeking for acceptance in /pol/ are you, anon?

>>137675737

lurk moar, faggot.

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>>137680191
>4 years

Now that's some next level autism. Is it you in pic related?

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>>137673416
>before posting on /b/
9 months
>before completing transition to /pol/
3-4 months

>>137671629
4chan's been dead for years now. No ones going to lurk stupid frogposter.

>>137680785
>he didn't come to /pol/ for the sole purpose of trolling stormfags

I thought that's how all of us transitioned from /b/ to /pol/, only for it to backfire massively and turn us all into full blown natsoc.

>>137671629
Lurking is like a probation period for retards. You just read the retarded posts of oldfag/retards until they have corrupted your mind and you become one of them. Then you will a full retard and only then will you be accepted as a real retard. You will automatically be recognized by fellow oldretards such as op. On the other hand you become a semi lurkposter like myself which has all the benifits of an oldfag retard but you never become a full retard. Newfags, KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

>>137673416
A half a year or so

>>137671629
I've browsed r/4chan for like 2 years. I only started using 4chan for like 2 months. I'll lurk for another month. It's no different than reddit. It's full of faggots and self-appointed experts in every topic mentioned.

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>>137671629
I'll shitpost all I fucking want and you can't do a thing about it, nerd.

>>137673416
4 years

>>137681953
Absolute madman.

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>>137675737
This is perfect example of trolling/baiting. Only going to respond to it because of the specific aim of this thread. PAY ATTENTION NEWFAGS, this is the kind of stuff you DON'T want to give (yous) to or waste time engaging.
>1 post by this ID
dead giveaway, bait
>"xD"
no
>"orange fuher"
ok glenn beck
>cult
obviously we have tons of differing ideologies here
>"destroying this nation"
those people hate "this nation"

Anyone who think this is a "real post" is a fucking moron. This is either:
>a /pol/ack baiting [90% likely]
>/leftypol/ trolling
>thread sliding (shareblue, media matters etc)
Never waste time arguing with these posts, you may mock them or ignore them.

>>137671629

seriously, please stop bumping bullshit threads

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>>137680988
I wanted to fuck with them AT FIRST, but I still lurked before posting. Turns out they were right, and by the time I was done lurking I was already a lolberg.
>pic related
>had reached 2nd dot when I started contributing

Now I can't even get through vid related without getting a little misty eyed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gkofwYnJXc

>>137673416

I posted from the beginning but I wasn't a leftist retard, and 2011 /pol/ was a lot different than it is now

>>137683903
damn it, wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg
(full version, HD)

>>137671629
Waayy too much activity on the shill posts.

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I post whenever I want

>>137683903
Sieg Heil.

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This was my OC years ago.

Now i can just google for it

>>137685467
notice the classic MS paint font, and "over 9000" reference. good times.

>>137671629
nigger if the thread reaches the limit make a new one quit being a faggot

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>>137671629

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>"Winter is Coming"

back to (((school)))

>>137671629
Hey buddy!

I'm new here, where's the upvote button?

Bamp someone told me one was 4chan trolling itself but thats bad too because it looks IDENTICAL to shill & troll threads people are fuckin stupid man

>>137685757
BALLS

>>137681953
pIC IS FUNNY BUT i WOULD SMACK YOU IN REAL LIFE

>>137682848
>>"destroying this nation"
>those people hate "this nation"
Genius

>>137673416
About 8 months I think.

>>137673416
Not counting /new/; five years.

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>>137671629
I made a guide for newfags. Since they keep bumping same bait threads into oblivion
''Black dick xD'' *300 bumps*
''White Subhumans we Turk-roaches eat you'' *300 bumps*

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Lurked and posted /b/, /wg/ and /gif/ for years, then found /pol/ and lurked here for like a week every night before my first post.

>>137673416
Once a newfag always a newfag. Caught this disease 2014 and now I can't kick it. Prob lurked for a year before replying to threads regularly

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>>137675737
Its ok motherfucker, jew, self-hating white, whatever your stupid name; We already been "molested" by your gay ass political ideology that you fabricated with help from the talmud, ergo-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooff.

>>137675350
>fishing for reactions to a MSM headline
Right, can't bother to have that type of normie nonsense clogging up important stuff like Jessi southern and negro IQ

>>137673416
Barely ever post been lurkin 9 years

>>137673416
I actually fell for the age warning when I first came here, lel. Don't know how long it was before my first post but I've probably accumulated over 10000 in the past 6 years.

>>137671629
I found out about this shithole from funny junk and Ebaums world in 2006

>>137673416
a few months
was scared to saying something for some reason

>>137673416
been here for years and i still mostly lurk, only post a couple of times a week and rarely threads

I found this site 2 weeks ago and have been posting daily there's no rule to lurk so you fuck off idiot

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>>137671629
Or I'll do what I want and you can fuck off?

>>137671629
Underrated post.

>>137673416
>30 mins

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>>137696370
Faggot nigger etc
>>137673416
Bout a year, around 2007 made some occasional posts. Good times, drifted away a bit from here after /b/day, used 7, 420 and 711, shit was so cash. Drifted away after a while when /i/ died, sad times by all accounts. Came back here to /vg/ (exclusively stalker general), and /pol/. /b/ is so fucking shite now (was never good etc), and by fuck the internet misses /i/. But that is why we can't have nice things.

*Cries silently a single tear* can't we force Kirt to bring back /i/ the massive faggot. Crowdfunding it?