Krishna Janmashtami

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What sweet treat should I eat Pajeet?

>>137665123
Sticks and bugs

>>137664987
>Eat something sweet
How unhealthy!

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>>137665123
Something sweet with dairy like ice cream; make sure you have at least 2 scoops. Otherwise pic related works, or cheesecake, or anything! Go wild, it's one of the best days of the year

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>>137665309
I would call you a fucking faggot but it's janmashtami so I wish you many happy returns, friend

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>>137665547
>implying it's possible to be unhealthy celebrating the birthday of the 8th incarnation of Vishnu
You deserve a beer, anon!

Jai Sri Krishna

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>>137666274
Hare Krishna!

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Enjoy your celebrations, anon!

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>>137667044
It's a party woohoo!

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Reminder that Pagans will burn in hell.

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>>137664987
Happy birthday Curry god. I'm buying an éclair in your honour.

>>137667477
Va te coucher il est tard

>>137664987
Thanks my mate. Gunna eat a delicious vegetarian dish in your honour. (Hindi's don't eat meat)

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>>137667327
Reminder that Hinduism is the only extant Aryan religion and being a christcuck makes you (((their))) goy

I'm gonna go bake some cookies just for this occasion, OP
gud thread

>>137667732
Il fait trop chaud pendant la journée.

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>>137667911
Reminer that Hinduism is just old paganism still alive because of low IQ poos and that Islam is anti-jewry

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>>137667477
Enjoy! And he would prefer you enjoy it for your happiness rather than his honour :)

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>>137667741
Hindus* and some do; Krishna did not and I myself am also refraining from meat today; it's his birthday and all life forms deserve a break and a bit of happy indulgence today

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>>137667918
Nice; enjoy!

>>137668057
Islam is lame compared to Hinduism; no fighting today because it's janmashtami

>>137668530
Lol sure, prepare your ass for Qiyamah. But it's fine, sounds like Krishna could be my homie, enjoy your holiday pagan ass dindu

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>>137668694
You're going to get fucked in the kali yuga, mudshit. Just because I have to be nice to you today doesn't mean I'm not gonna try to kill you niggers tomorrow.

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>>137668890
Forget what I said, go and worship your false gods, they won't save your ass from hellfire at the Judgement

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>>137669360

we are truly living in a KaliYuga

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>>137669360
>false gods
Nobody was going to pretend a mudshit pretending to be nice was anything more than taqiyyah you sand nigger. The only judgment you'll receive is being reincarnated as the roach that you are.

>>137664987
Is he has autismo?

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>>137669480
Doesn't mean you can't be happy and share a coke, anon :)

>>137667327
Didn't Hinduism bring the virginal birth first? Not including a bad king killing newborn babies for finding Krishna

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>>137669666
Checked and no, he's just a really chill guy

>>137669574
>h-he can't be n-nice it's t-takiya, i-it's a sandnignog and I-I'm not a shitskin
I'm sorry for you

praise krishna

this religion advocated transgenderism... the highest attainment any sould can achieve is to become a gopi and play with krsna in goloka vrindavan.. gopis are milk maids..
>maids...

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>>137669881
No, Krishna is born and secretly carried away to live with his foster family while the even king Kamsa kills all the known children of Krishna's mother. Krishna later fulfills the prophecy of killing the evil king which caused him to kill the babies in the first place.

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>>137670067
Mudshits literally burned the gold off Hindu temples across northern India; I'm not ready to forgive you fucks yet. I don't care if the neonazis call me a shitskin, I'll kill them too. I am a kshatriya like Lord Ram and am charged with eliminating adharma from this world.

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>>137670412
Hare Om!

>>137670435
The highest attainment of the soul is to achieve nirvana, the union of Atman and Brahman, i.e. the individual soul and the greater consciousness/universe. One way of perceiving that union is described as the gopika (milk maids, and there are male cowherds as well) playing with Krishna, which is termed "bhakti yoga" or achieving nirvana through devotion to the lord. Transgenderism has some roles in Hinduism, but anyone can perform bhakti simply by being cheerful that the spirit of Krishna is with them. I believe something similar is believed in traditional Christianity.