Brit/pol/ - Assize to Arms edition

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Welcome to Brit/pol/: discord edition. Here's your packet of Doritos and messy bedroom, I'll be your guide today.

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second for intimidating little bitch boys through the internet

>>137662951
I don't know how you do it!

>>137663161
Thread OP of last 3 editions which makes it easier but I do appreciate it lad. That's pure autism.

>>137663119
You couldn't even intimidate RightlySo.

>>137663262
Your thoughts on the doxxing of the Kevin?

>>137662960
Obliged.

I never realised that was an Americanism.

>>137662882
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
Is why I got told off.

>>137662668
That sounded like me until you said knowledgeable. Fuller response shortly.

>>137663119
Meet me outside bridge of Allan at the seventh signpost on the right on a Tuesday in the sixth month at exactly 4:03:05 am. If you aren't facing exactly in the direction of polar north at that time I'll hop in my imaginary car and run away while declaring myself the victor.

>>137663119
you alright pube?

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>tfw RIghtly is currently hanging on his cross with both wrists slit (metaphorically...)

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Do you ever notice americans genuinely believe a british accent makes you smart?

It isn't just a movie meme at all - fakers like Gorka or Milo get a hearing as serious intellectuals, and actually talented people like Hitchens collapse in quality as they realise their accent gives them automatic respect. I'm also convinced it's what makes people like Sargon and PJW so popular.

What's the cause? Is it just that the empire and our class system successfully projected britain as the poshos of the entire world?

>>137663435
Rather sad to see him go, he was one of the only people who matches my shitposting hours here only worse. He seemed to be here 24/7, when I woke up and when I went to sleep. Bit of a robotic autist at times, lacked any emotion and overreacted to the whole series of events. Not losing sleep over it though, tripmongs come and go, we have plenty and he's likely still here anonymously.

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>>137663307
How come he stopped posting then?

>>137663441
>cope

>>137663549
Not sure tbqh

>>137663441
>>137662862
>my personal view on monarchism in not very many words

Our political system is set up with a sovereign at the head. Because of how it's structured and the way in which it (works) things that aren't or are only slightly broken get updated only when they have to be.
The system was set up with an overriding power at the top to which even the executive was subordinate. I am very much of the opinion that having a clearly defined role for a monarch (Or notional president of the house of lords or whatever) outside of partisan politics would strongly benefit the country. Thus is because it helps preserve a voice for the nation outside of the Westminster bubble. As we know the views of the electorate and those of all MPs differ enormously on key issues.

I also think political peers should be binned.

That wasn't as structured as I'd like but I'm going to get my 3 hours soon.

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>>137663608
took a photo of rightly and pube meeting

>>137663710
hope you get better bb

>>137663630
makes the women wet

>>137663660
I rather suspect it might be good for him.

>>137663119
Your ID isn't ochre. Clearly you haven't read my highly subjective rules on replying to me. I will now have an autistic hissyfit to cover up my lack of car ownership.

>>137663441
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
Is why I got told off.

Am I correct in assuming that the case doesn't quite fit the sensibilities of educational establishments, as it is perceived to be anti-gay? Although R v Emmett [1999] held that the same rules applied to heterosexual couples, so I am a little unclear about what the problem was.

>>137663119
Xth for lying about your pathetic life and then hiding behind faux-bravado when you get called out for doing so

>>137664192
>playing with toys
cmon m80

>>137664302
>dox yourself
>no
>reeeeeeeeeeeee

I fucking hate r9k

>>137664475
Actually it's more the bits about nailing your scrotum to a wooden board and filming it.

>>137664528
>dox yourself
>no
>reeeeeeeeeeeee

I fucking hate r9k x2

>>137664584
Did you consume the flesh of a defenestrated fox before daring to reply you pathetic little man? No?
>inb4 pithy and cryptic ebonic response

>>137663630
Even our idiots are more intelligent than the average Yank. Even that mentalist who wanders round with two special brew on the go and having arguments with himself about his mother.

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>>137664584
oi playing with toys is fun

>>137664617
Oh kek. I was just imagining it was just a bit of slap and tickle and not much harm done. Goodness knows what its done to the BDSM trade as presumably someone could still be prosecuted for inflicting consensual harm.

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>>137663710
Chin up lad - I see you're far more than might be perceived of you.

>>137665072
My favourite thing about the case is that the police sting which caught them was
>operation spanner

>>137664622
>dox yourself
Only if you're a complete twit. Although, you might well be so I understand you have cause for concern.

@137664912
>craving for an internet strangers attention this badly at 3am
Don't >> me ever again you needy little shit.

>>137664933
I don't want to knock your hobby since I know very well what it's like to autistically get into something but playing with toys?

>>137665072
And consensual harm is rather a tricky area.
The Offences Against the Person act is in desperate need of reform for a huge number of reasons and this is one. The general position in practice is that if it doesn't need a doctor (And therefore get reported) no one seems to really care.

>>137665292
Top kek

Aww pubes. You're projecting again. You always do this before a real bitch fit.
Come on give us a good one.

>>137665572
It must be quite hard to police too. I recall there was a story a few years ago when a man died from an SM session with his wife or girlfriend, and a murder charge was brought. I really can't remember the specifics of the case now.

>>137665924
That doesn't ring bells but people tend to die in stupid situations all the time. Quite often it's not all that hard to wedge one of the flavours of manslaughter into place.

The criminal law kind of just trundles on. It's serviceable at least. Shame the MOJ are doing their best to kill the legal system.

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>>137665474
yeah, playing with toys.

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>>137665362
>own a really rare car, most likely the only one left in Scotland and one of if not the only one still on the road in the entirety of the UK
But if that isn't enough sure let me just post a picture of it revealing it's colour and distinguishable features.

Why not right?

I mean since an assblasted aspie got intimidated online and sees me being doxxed as his only way out I might as well post it, you know?

WHERES THE FUCKING PAPERS

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>>137666312
>>137666312
rightly's dead. imagine the white ones are Pube and bullies and the black one is rightly

>>137666312
Want me to do them lad?

>>137666196
Guess, it's better than sitting on your arse all day watching anime and playing video games like those aspies from discord.

Can you answer something for me? Be honest, how many times did you 'pretend' you were going to fight me or just started a shitposting duel with me?

You know it's quite funny knowing that these are the people chatting this much shit, no offence to you personally.

Wouldn't be surprised if atleast one of the cunts with a green id is going to cuddle into his little weeb pillow as soon as he gets in bed.

>>137666179
I can't seem to find it anywhere, but it's not particularly edifying, just vaguely related to the discussion I guess.

>>137666688

Just telegraph, guardian, times and ft.

I'm off to bed ladies

nite

>>137666196
I recall reading about some autist who set up his own private war on an island in a lake his parents owned. This was out in remote America somewhere


>FOUND IT
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2015/oct/28/mark-hogancamp-marwencol-jon-ronson-miniature-town-horrors-of-war

I guarantee he's one of us.

>>137666720
If I could be arsed and if you weren't a LARPing cunt I'd literally kick fuck out of you, your mum and your dad and then make your dad rape you in front of your mum while I shoved my limp cock up her arsehole. That's how much of an irritation you are.

That's right, I'm solid.

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>>137666720
honestly never tried shit. i don't really bother acting tough over the internet i just like to talk and play with toys

>>137666650
>ROGER INDIA GOLF HOTEL TANGO YANKEE break SIERRA OSCAR

Lima

>>137667051
>coping this hard
But you literally won't do anything but weep you little bitch boy, get over it.

>>137667037
Nun-night lad.

>>137667037
Good riddance.

Remember you can only get into bed if you approach it from a north easterly direction after a swan flies past. You terrible excuse for a man.

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>>137666972
Incoming. There's apparently an embargo on the FT until the morning so can't get that, sorry.

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>>137666972
>>137667473

>>137666777
Missed you and those double trips require recognition. Not to worry mate. If you've an interest I've loads of odd cases you might like.

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>>137667199
Gonna post a picture of your car yet you slag? Or just keep implying you have one while actually riding a 1985 Raleigh Pursuit around Glasgay like the total whore you really are?

>>137666972
>>137667552

>>137667786

Thx man.

>>137667275
Kek.
You've really been making me laugh with these.

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>>137667786
Can't you read you poorfag?

No, little man.

>>137668192
I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

>>137667755
Thanks lad that's nice to hear. I had a bit of a hiatus for about 3 weeks, and they say a week in politics is a long time kek. I was trying to follow some of the constitutional stuff earlier - seems like a complex affair. I recall Paisley saying that the NI Agreement would involve constitutional lawyers "Taking years" to mull over the implications, but it may just have been hyperbole given the dynamics in the province.

>>137668192
Now pubes did you lick a hedgehog during a summer storm before posting? No? How dare you. Out you go disgusting little rat.

>>137668004
No probz. Pretty boring headlines desu.

>NHS data reveals 'scandal' of vaginal mesh removal rate
Googled it, looked at images. Still have fuck all idea what it's about. Looks Grosse though.

>>137668192
Thought you were going to bed love?

>>137668285
If I leave and the spot at the top opens up, that doesn't mean you'll be better off, there'll always be others better than you, such is life when you're literally at the bottom.

>>137668442

I knew andrew neil was a tory brexiter. Cba with all the eu brexit bollocks. Come 1 yrs time we will be out and nothing will happen

>>137668401
>Ireland
>law
>reality

Combine all the vague pontifications of doom we've heard about brexit and add to that the fact that Oolster Scawts exists. I love NI for this reason but I would never ever want to have anything to do with law over there.

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>tfw the aspie craving for my attention is having an autistic fit all because I stopped replying to him
>tfw he's still >>'ing me
Never change.

>>137668502
I'm putting you cunts to bed first.

>>137668041
The best thing is, it's working.

>>137668766
I imagine it would be - and quite possibly literally - a minefield.

>>137668888
Proob my dislike of you would cause me to reply to you until the heat death of the universe. You're a delightful little bundle of neuroses and double think. Now fuck off to bed before you hurt yourself trying to think of a real reply, or indeed have trouble finding a chaffinch to keelhaul before you may.

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>>137663630
>be from a council estate in Manchester
>have a thick working class Manc accent
>meet a group of American girls at Uni
>they tell me I sound posh and proper
>mfw

Ill front kick pube in the tits to protect you anons

>>137663630
PJW sounds like a chimneysweep to me

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Let's see how our little test subject reacts to when he finds out that I really haven't been paying attention to whatever he's freaking out over.

>>137668626
All I wish is that the Tories had the bollocks to tell the EU to fuck off. Just say

>We want nothing at all from you other than a decent trade deal, if you don't give us that, we're both hurt. But Britain is eternal, your Union is a short term, failing project which will be hurt far, far more than us
>You're still floundering in your self-imposed quagmire while we're skitting along the top, like a waterboatman, and we're able to make deals with the dragonflies and the hummingbirds of the world while you're stuck fucking about with the bottomfeeders

>Fuck absolutely all of your bollocks, we voted out, we're off. Fuck your 2 years, fuck your Article 50, fuck your negotiations, fuck your Union, fuck your one-world, fuck your (((refugees))), fuck your open-borders, fuck your lies and fuck every single one of you

>"It won't be long until the people storm this chamber and they hang you. And they'll be right"

https://youtu.be/IOrnTfJOjpU

>>137669373
Cheers lad.

>>137669565
Night mode? Awww do your precious little eyes hurt x

So you're saying that if I go to the US I can meme myself into marrying a top-tier sorority girl?

>>137669774
>night mode
Imagine being this new.

>>137669825
meant for
>>137669303

It appears our resident woman is rattled. Good, perhaps even too rattled to sleep. I look forward to fucking all that angst out of her.

>>137669848
Thought you were going to bed love?

>>137669565
You have been, though. It's what you crave, what your personality disorders insist of you that you must have. You think we don't see straight through you, don't you?

>>137669848
>coping this hard
Careful there you might strain your eyes

>>137669974
What now?

>>137666650
Righty so?

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>>137670032
>get btfo by a fact
>c-c-cope
kek

never change you useless pieces of shit or I might just have to find a new board

Still posting without the blood of an ox fed only on larkstongues dipped in ink? No wonder you've no friends to meet you at weirdly specific times and dates.
>or at all.

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>>137670247
Find a new board anyway you Dutch Paki before somebody Kevins the fuck out of you.

>>137670247
>quick damage control
>y-you g-got btfod!!
Never change nonce

>>137669825
Probably, this was a University in England and they were all over my Manc accent. I would imagine you would have better luck over in America since English accents are obviously rarer there. Girls in general love foreign accents.

>>137670323
Seriously though, let's take a break from the shitposting for a minute and talk about how much of a pussy you are.

>>137670410
I'm invincible.

>>137670444
>telling fibs online
w e w

>>137670493
That Anon is far greater than you will ever be, you Jesuit whorebasket.

>>137670570
What are you gunna do about me fibbing ? Fook all

Also

Quick reminder before I actually go to bed

I'm better than you.

Think about it when you're struggling to fall asleep.

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>Can't we all just get along.

>>137670687
How so?

>>137670717
>he says while hiding like the little pussy that he is

>>137670687
Nigger

>>137670743
If pube gives me a quid, yes

>>137670856
Rude desu.

Until you meet me at the eigth strike of midnight on a Wednesday after the first snow in March, only if a salmon leaps in the stream may you engage me in conversation.

Basic rule of evidence Pube. He who asserts must prove. Until then you don't have a car, you aren't hard, and you'll never come to visit anyone to demonstrate otherwise. You'll just move goalposts and bounce your neuroses off each other until your excuse for an ego somehow weasels it's way into screaming victory while flapping your womanly arms.

>>137670802
You think I'm just gunna sit there and let you doxx me Jon?

>>137670802
Oh and here, have the (you) you so desperately crave. It's the only validation you'll ever get.

>>137670158
Si

>>137670373
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>>137670460
Yeh it does seem that way, always done well with foreign girls.

Was shagging an Argentinian bird a few years back and she was talking about me going over there to meet her parents but was worried all her mates would try to steal me off her kek. I'm about a 6/10 but I feel like in South America (with some Spanish skills) I'd be a solid 9.

>>137671046
If that were true then how come I'm still better than everyone here and you're still a nobody?

>he thinks the opinions of a bunch of nobodies who are too afraid to give themselves a name on an imageboard is worth anything
Step up kid, you revealed your hand, you lost.

Better luck next time but thanks for playing anyways.

I know how much this board means to you so no hard feelings, eh? Besides you're an anonymong so it's not like anyone will catch you in the next thread.

>>137667098
Oh yeh. Not sure how I missed that.

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>>137671419
>I know how much this board means to you
This board means more to you than anybody else here. You try so hard to be somebody on an anonymous board yet everybody still thinks you're a cunt. Must feel pretty bad desu

>>137671419
My name may be writ in water but as we've seen I'll piss all over you like the laughing stock you are and always will be.

What was your nickname at school? Was it fatty or spotty? Stinky? I know it was something good. Poor boy? Poozer? That was it wasn't it?

>>137671568
Now if that were true how could I be whatever any of you say I am?

Step up kid.

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Is /brit/pol always this fucking weird late at night?

My first time lurking this late. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised the most committed posters are the pettiest and craziest, but I'd think there'd be some night shifters to balance out the trips.

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>>137671696
Wait, was your little panic attack serious?

I thought you were just taking the piss, I didn't know my posts affected you mentally and emotionally, didn't want to scar you mate, breathe.

>>137671420
It's ok lad - me being autistic about it kek.

>>137671911
It's mostly just my insomnia, law, and bullying triplords tonight. Which given how I seem to have touched a nerve is an experience this one has had since nursery school.

>>137671911
Nah we had a decent run without Pube here and it was pretty good. Some alright conversations, some good /feels/ and some interesting videos etc but this silly slag just ruins it by being a 22pbtid sad cunt narcissist

inb4 me being 17pbtid, I'm not always this active.

>>137672166
>3 'nonymongs challenge me to a shitposting duel
>1 of them being you
>hurr why is he being mean to me xd

>anonymongs

>>137672024
Wibble dibble dibble flashy little fishy come on show me another side and peel another layer. We can get to your core eventually no matter what projections you put up. We know you're a sad little cunt and you can't hide it from me, them, or yourself.

>>137672292
Kill yourself Preuße you degenerate schizo. We all hate you.

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>tfw I'm literally mentally and emotionally destroying posters from here

Prime example:
>>137672370
>coping this hard

>>137671911
First off delete the s off trips in your post lad.

>>137672579
Nobody knows who you are, and nobody cares.

>>137672564
And it's another flipflop. Come on show us your next trick. You must be tired. You have been going to bed for 40 minutes now. Surely a hard man like you can show us what he's got. You definitely weren't picked on at school and then ignored in adult life. No, never.

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Can we call a no-bully truce on this cattyness now - things are getting a little unsavoury lads. Just my two-penneth for what it's worth.

>>137672689
Ouch, steady on you're getting a bit rowdy young lady

>>137672160
>>137672166
>>137672292
>>137672564
>>137672579
>>137672689

Why don't you just all filter whoever you hate?

I get "BUT I AM CORRECT IN THIS DRAMA" but, outside view, this is just the most useless type of thread and community.

>>137672820
I wasn't.

What sort of response do you want from? What sort of response do you think your fibs warrant?

Does anything else need to be said? My posts are clearly affecting you, and that's your mistake and problem.

>>137672836
sure bby x

>The state of brit/pol/ right now
Daddy please stop drinking

>>137672836
Aye pubs just needs a good old fashioned piping to sort her out

>>137673119
Your lies are coming back to affect you little Poob. Like they always will. You'll tell me you haven't lied, but you have. You'll move goal posts and whine and squeal your superiority but we know. We all know. We've always known.

While hate might slide off you, what I think might just stick is knowing that we know what you really are and no amount of lies and hot air will change it.

>>137673426
Again, what do you want me to say, you keep telling fibs because you seek closure and you knowing that no matter what you say, this isn't affecting me is preventing you from the closure you seek, so what do you want me to say to cheer you up?

Now be concise because I really am going to bed.

>>137673194
I've had enormous fun tonight poob. You keep telling the truth now, you never know when I'll be back.

>>137673644
Night lass. Only an hour after you first said you would. Nice to know you have some self control

>>137673644
You always say exactly the opposite of what you're thinking poob. If it wasn't affecting you why are you still here? You're shifting the kaleidoscope of your personality again to find something that fits and rational indignation won't work either.

You sickly little cunt.

>>137673698
Ok then, enjoy your emotional struggle, I'll be here later, so feel free to >> me once you make up your mind.

p.s I literally am better than you

>>137673830
fat cunt

nite

Did Rightly's sister have any feet pics up?

>>137673991
You've never been better than anything or anyone. We know it and you keep bleating the contrary but you'll never believe it either. Good night Poob.

>>137673194
Well I've seen different sides to you when we've chatted about /pol/ marriages, cars, dating advice - usually in comfy hours.

>>137673978
Well I was planning on having a fag before bed but since I smoked 20 minutes prior to posting that I wanted to wait a bit before smoking again.

Trying to cut down a bit, having my last fag before I sleep now so get everything out while you can.

I'm here for you, don't worry.

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Lets actually talk about something.

Do you think Boris still has his cheeky-chappy wide societal appeal, or will all remainers hate him forever now?

>>137674230
I was feelposting until 3 anonymongs decided it's time for shitposting so I thought I might as well join in seeing as no one else was feelposting and the thread was pretty much dead.

Besides, there's only so much you can feelpost about.

>>137674379
Yes to be fair you were and it's all gone a bit hay-wire kek. I need a last fag too before I hit the sack.

>>137674233
>>137674379
You're not so bad once you get off your little high horse Poob. If you were less uppity you might be worth more than messing with.

>>137674350
Certainly not. He is forever poisoned now to them, he has always been to alot of them, and I doubt very much he will be Tory leader. He just played the joker card too often, if you act like a clown people will treat you like one, and people don't want clowns to be Prime Minister.

>>137674573
He does have a non-shitposting side. He's especially helpful when it comes to talking about cars and girls.

>>137674350
Boris is done. He spent all his political capital the wrong way in July of last year.

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Rightly, if you're here and reading this, post an anonymous email address and I'll get in touch. I live not too far from you and I do a lot of camping and cycling and stuff. I'm pretty sure you've mentioned that you do/would enjoy that before and I'm up for either meeting and doing it or just shooting the shit about it. I can give you some ideas for cool places to go and visit and stuff.

I guess you'll assume I'm an axe murderer, but I assure you I'm not. I'm actually a very well adjusted person IRL, I just post here to vent and to reassure myself that I'm not alone in my thoughts. You seem like a good lad, but you also seem like you need some mates/stimulus in life and if I can help I'd be happy to.

If you don't want to talk or whatever that's fine, of course, just don't let the last couple of nights worry you too much. As far as I'm aware, the guy that was doxxed isn't even you, and if it is? Well fuck it. It doesn't matter really. Nothing has happened yet and I doubt anything will. There aren't many people who post ITTs and believe it or not most of us actually think you're alright. Really, don't let it get to you. You've done what you can to help others who feel like shit in the past, some of us here would like to repay the favour.

Further to this, how do we ever get to a point where any of us meet up? Because in the coming years it's going to be really fucking necessary to have people with the same mindset as you but if everybody is paranoid then I have no idea how we can bring this into the real world. The US manage somehow, why can't the UK?

>>137675159
It's really rather nice seeing the outpouring of support for Rightly.

>>137674350
Boris is a lost cause. He always was desu, he was never going to take the leadership position despite what the media said. He's clearly more intelligent than the prole might think but he's a cunt and the country sees him that way.

>>137675159
It's really rather nice seeing the outpouring of support for Rightly.

Which if you're wondering is another reason I cannot stand Poob.

>>137674350
Bojo will be forever known as a clown, as he has for the last decade. He had a chance to change it as London mayor, but passed it up.

>>137675159
>>137674970

Yeah I think this too. Honestly, I'm not sure I can see a way out except for Davis. Even all the 2010 young guns people talk about seem pretty shit.

Maybe Raab or Rory Stewart?

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>>137675293
He comes across as a good lad. I really hope this hasn't hit him too hard.

I'm not sure how I'd deal with it myself, but I'm certain it would make me feel like total shit and I'm pretty sure I'd be quite 'scared' about it too. But he's never really said anything too extreme (to my knowledge) and he genuinely does seem like a decent person so I don't think he has much to worry about. I hope he's not allowing it to consume him.

>>137675519
Th only tory with any kind of popular political capital is Moggy, and even he's a meme.

>>137675159
Couldn't you contact him through his youtube channel?

>>137674970
>>137674350
>>137674831
No one knives their own quite like the Conservative party - a la Gove or Hesseltine.

>>137663112
I feel like the discord is a totally separate entity at this point desu.

>>137675159
If he posts an anonymous email how will he know it's you? Loads of people will email him. You might as well just go round his house and have a chat with him.

I support what you're attempting to do for him, though. He's a good person and a gentle soul and I hope he'll be alright.

>>137675370
Yeh Poob is a dickhead. I still wouldn't engage in any doxxing or cunting about of h(im)er, but I wouldn't care too much if that did happen as (s)he has it coming to h(er)im.

Like yeh, it's all fun and games pushing people online and being cunts to each other but when it's a small community, as this is (as faggoty as that sounds) and when it's somebody who has generally come across pretty well then I just don't think it's right to do it. Especially when it's somebody that might take it badly.

>>137675519
There's a big push for Mogg but he clearly won't get it. I feel like the media will get behind him in the next leadership election to create a clear run for an 'outsider', another Cameron type.

I don't know enough about them two to be able to comment really. I think Davis has a bit of a chance but that's dependent on Brexit and on the numbers of 'Brexiteers' who vote in that election.

>>137675941
It used to be (apparently) the party that could rely on loyalty within it's base but it's gone a bit weird recently. I think it's secretly always been like that though.

>>137676250
If Poob (I know you're reading this later) left nothing of value would be lost. It's that rightly got baited and even Rimmer has gone quiet it's rather destroyed the atmosphere of a comfy little place I liked to call home.

>>137675159
>>137675881
>contact him through his youtube channel

You should try this, HelpfulAnon.

>>137663112
>>137676137
Actually can someone post a discord invite?

>>137676347
They were doing reasonably well at shedding the "nasty" party image, but I think the last election has undone all that good work. Sure, austerity could be viewed as harsh, but at least there was a coalition government at a time of national need to justify those policies.

One of the other things that got me during the last election was that they were a little vague on what they actually stood for - ended up being a complete shit-show really.

>>137675881
That's possible I guess. Is it widely known here or is linking it doxxing him? If the former, then post it and I'll give it a go.

I have been on it before but can't remember the name.

>>137676186
Yeh that's a good point, but we've had a fair few conversations here so I was just going to mention some specifics and hope he realises he's spoken to me for a few months.

Imagine actually going to his house. That would be the absolute height of autism

>Hi, is Peter there?
Ummm... who is this?

>I'm from the internet. We're frien... well no, not friends. We're, erm, acquaintances I guess. From a forum
Okay.. Well he's said not to let anybody talk to him

>Oh. No. I'm not one of the bad ones. I'm not the Polish Glaswegian girl. I'm here to take him on a bike ride
Ummmm.... What forum?

>Well it's a Cambodian Trout Hunting Forum. Or at least that's one of the memes hahaha... No. Sorry. We, erm, we talk about politics.
Oh, so like the comments on the Guardian website?

>Well I guess in a way, but we sort of... Well. We sort of discuss races, religion and Hitler
Hitler?!

>Well yeh. Like how much better Britain could be if he was left to do his thing in Europe
YOU'RE SAYING PETER IS A NAZI

>No. Not a NAZI. That would be impossible. But maybe a sympathiser
And what the fuck does he post on this trout hunting forum?!

>Well mainly poetry and Peter Hitchens memes. He also tries to stop people becoming anon
WEW

>>137677197
Nah he posted a couple of brit/pol/ themed videos on it, can't find a link right now though

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>>137677343
Just looked through my history and bookmarks etc and found nothing. I'm sure he'll be back, just feel bad for him desu

>>137677197
That was legitimately quite funny.

You have a gift for writing conversation.

>>137676938
Which is a shame actually as the Labour infighting and "antisemitism" were gifts that could have given a lot. I do think Dave fucking off said a lot about him as a man and it buggered the party and country.

>>137677197
Made me kek heartily lad - hope you manage to make contact with him. I still think a Brit/pol/sesh in his home-town/city would be a wonderful thing, but I guess it's highly unlikely to happen.

Btw I'm doing a final year exam next week lads, and I haven't prepared at all. How do cheat effectively? Is it feasible to bring in a phone, or should I write down processes on notes to bring in

>>137678015
Learn morse code.
Get a phone controlled vibrating love egg sex toy.
Shove it up your arse.
Programme it to vibrate the answers.

>>137678015
I knew a bloke who would wear Wellingtons to his exams. Used to keep his notes in them. Thing was he said that in cramming everything into ten pages of notes, he usually learnt enough to get a B anyway.

>>137678179

unfortunately it's a programming exam, and designing such a system will be one of the questions which i can't answer

>>137677760
>>137677786
Thank you. I put far too much effort into it considering it's 0500 and will be read by 3 people including myself but I'm glad it was read at least.

Yeh I agree a meet up there would be good. I think I would probably go to one, I do worry about the 'calibre' of people there considering the fucking state of prior meetups from this site. But it might actually aid in progressing our shitposting from here to IRL which could be a good thing.

I would like to know how generation identitaire in Europe managed to grow. It just seems like the right is absolutely full of suspicion and plants and paranoia. Which is perfectly sensible, of course, but how did they manage to take things offline and end up going out and doing real stuff.

Even without the activism it would just be quite cool to meet new people, find a /comfy/ pub and talk shit for an evening

>>137678015
What's the exam on?

>>137678484
>>137678340
Oh. Programming. Okay, never mind. I have fuck all idea how to cheat there. Wear a short skirt and write all the shit on your legs? That's what a bird I was shagging at uni did, wore a nice little Jap style skirt for her exam.

>>137677197
That was amusing, but you could just post an explanatory note with your number on it through the door for him or something?

>>137674350
Boris is a typical all-style, no-substance politician that gets by on being "likeable" that nobody actually wants in charge of anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SR-j36Sva4

>>137678703
Or, heaven forbid. Write an actual letter. With a stamp on it.

>>137678484
>>137678579

yeah prog and engineering. they seem to vary the questions quite a bit, so ive just gotta hope having all the answers to past papers on little cheat sheets will be enough

>>137678909
That could work. Why didn't I think of that?

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>>137678579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuUgjGo4t48
Found it.

>>137678857
As I said he a total clown. When I lived in London about 4 years back I had a civil service friend who had some kind of inside info on him I guess, said on the occasions that he had dealings with him he was a bit incompetent.

>>137678938
Just do every past paper from the past few years and you'll be fine. I passed Thermo 3 like that, didn't go to any lectures over the year and managed to get 90% despite not having a clue about any of the theory.

>>137678909
Fucking mental idea desu. 65 fucking pence.

>>137679187
This desu. No such thing as genders.

>>137679195
Nice find. Will message him tomorrow.

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Night lads

>>137680002
she's cute

Good night, Anon.

>>137679846
You could just say you sexually identify as a transtextbook, a half human half programming book hybrid, walk in with the text book sellotaped to your chest and if anyone pulls you up on it say "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER SHITLORD?!", should work a treat.

How many of you still up are hardcore NEETs like myself?

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>>137680888
>mfw I have to work 10 hours tomorrow

>>137681279
How far away is tomorrow for you?

>>137681279
>currently inbetween jobs

comfy af tbqh, I've got savings and I know I should be in work soon but I still dont have to go to work for now.

>>137682212
I never have to work again because I'm really quite mental. A blessing, a curse, or both?

>>137681533
I have to wake up at 5:30, which is 8 hours away.

>>137682871
Where are you, Nevada or something? It's 5:40 here already.

>>137683031
Commiefornia. Same time zone, though.

>>137661759
>It's so nice to discuss law when Eddie isn't around.

Hey - Fuck you!

>>137684265
Up bright and early ready to wage it up today, Are Edward?

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>>137684592
Y... yes

>>137685086
Look closely at his neck in that pic, looks like you can see where they added the fake muscles on.

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when u refuse to get brainwashed

I really hope Kevin is alright.

>>137685086
How is your cctv course going?

>>137688407
It was only a 3 day thing, it was fucking retarded. Haven't got my results yet and I won't be surprised if I failed.

>>137688565
I wouldn't worry too much, it's only learning how to take notes in the correct format for the police and a little bit of other stuff right?

>>137688771
Lol no, it's a bunch of bullshit about "what is the purpose of the SIA" and completely retarded questions such as
Whats the purpose of a fire alarm system
A) to evacuate the building
B) to monitor the location of the fire
C) obviously wrong bollocks
D) obviously wrong bollocks
That question came up on a mock and the instructor couldn't tell us if A or B was the correct answer. Actual CCTV shit was about an hour of a 3 day course 0800-1730

>>137662862
Became a father yesterday
>be me
>Saffa and Anglo mix
>girlfriend is an Anglo and is ethno as fuck
>she gave birth to a hapa girl
>she had been to Japan a year ago

>

>>137689116
Sounds like a badly designed/run course.

>>137689134
Oh dear.

>>137689265
It didn't help that the course was badly run by some toss pot who would rather talk about how evil Christianity and the British Empire is and how not all muslims ect, but the questions are standardised and it's padded with 75% health and safety bollocks and why the SIA totally isnt just a way for the government to squeeze a couple hundred quid out of your pocket.

>>137689711
Does it cost less to re sit it or do you have to do and pay for the whole course again?

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Morning lads. OP is amongst you once again.

>>137690002
I think it cost like £50 per resit, I'm not paying though, my company is. Some poor sod had actually saved his bennies to do the course.

>>137690049
Inb4 retards sperg out not realising kippers are traditional English breakfast

>>137690049
Why do you bongs post such nasty food? I almost feel ashamed to be related to you all.

>>137689265
probably shouldn't be posting here and browsing at the moment, but I have another four packs of beer to finish and I want to get some peace and fun. fucked up situation what can I say

Ok, I'm actually gonna cheat with my phone. Have the past papers on it. Have it in lap, one hand on it, cutting a hole in my trousers so I can push phone in and hold out my calculator to any suspicious invigilators.

Any flaws in this plan?

>>137690049
That is a fucking cracking breakfast that is, Mr. Firstposter. A shame it isn't mine.

>>137691093
Oi. That sausage isn't codifed. Bin it.

>>137691140
Fuck off you mong.

>>137692346
Yes, not sure what the fish is. Looks disgusting. I'd bang the rest of it right down.

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Morning lads

What's on the menu today?

>>137692346
But it could be mine. It could be all mine. Not that exact one of course, but one just like it in aesthetics and grandiosity of scale. I could go to the shop right now and acquire the necessary provisions, all of them; and I could cook it and eat it.

What say all of you to THAT?

>>137692796
Is Katie gonna become another one of those generic ecelebs repeating the same stuff once a day?

>>137692754
It's mackerel fillet. I know how to detect mackerel. I know when it's mackerel, or when it's something else.

>>137692897
Cook the kipper better lad. It looks like a cockroach.

>We will not kowtow to terrorists.
>But we will basically never have a hard border with Ireland and we'll waste a lot of the Brexit negotiation time talking about this because if we don't some inbred communists might kidnap a few kids or blow up a couple of buildings.
For some reason this gets to me more than anything else at the moment.

>>137693189
I puke whenever I look at cooked fish lad. Love meat but can't be on with fish, the rest of it looks solid right now.

>>137692754
>Yes, not sure what the fish is.
I've literally just told you...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/apr/07/food-kippers-smoked-fish-sales-revival

>>137693201
Looks pretty fucking good to me so long as the skin on the underside is intact and grilled to a slight crisp.

>>137693326
Yeah I know what it is, it was in the same post I was responding to, first thing in the morning and it looks like a cockroach. I commented after my other comment the same.

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>>137692941
I think she is doing ok

She's quite funny and triggers idiots

>>137693326
Plus don't eat meat

>>137693478
fish* rather. State of this block of text lads. Just woke up 10 minutes ago.

>>137693448
Yeah because she's becoming a bit generic. Like her fucking off to lardtard land and telling them how great everything is there and "not to end up like the UK and Europe" which is such a fucking civic e-celeb thing to say, since by the same criteria people to the right assess Europe, America is that on steroids.

>>137693524
It's okay, lad. I swear I was talking to you early this morning already. You must have only had a couple of hours sleep.

The joys of the NEET life!

>>137693437
>>137693478
>>137693524
You've confused the fuck out of me.

>>137693863
That's not a difficult task, Are Edward.

>>137693943
Lad, I'll fucking bottle you with one of my empty Juras.

>>137693850
You likely were lad. I think I slept at 3am. The joys indeed.
>>137693863
I confused the fuck out of myself. I'll attempt (again) now I'm awake a bit more. I meant to make the point the fish is cooked badly but that I put it into words wrong, I then also went to add "Plus I don't eat fish" and accidentally said meat.

Don't know lad. That's what you get on a few hours of sleep.

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>>137694028

>>137694104
What is on the agenda today? I shall go Jerusalemfaring in Tesco Express for essential breakfast materials and then have a wank.

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>>137693800
She still has a high profile here and hates sadiq khan, but I know what you mean.

We can't really trust any celebrity other than starkey desu

>>137694572
Fuck all lad. Did everything I had to do today yesterday purposely so I had fuck all to do today. Probably will have a wank though at some point.

>>137694594
Starkey is very intelligent. Was surprised to find out he was a fag, it's obvious now I know it but before hand I thought he was just a bit posh.

>>137694768
The absolute joys!

Really wish I could fuck off back into NEET life, but I don't want to be poor as shit and I don't want to blag some sort of """"mental illness"""" as it'll stay on my record.

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Keeping look out for a bastard fox with a shit air rifle that'd probably miss the fucker lads.

>>137695056
Been living it for 2 months lad, as long as I've been unemployed. Should be back in around October but neet life isn't so bad temporarily. Not mentally ill nor do I give a shit about it, that's not really a requirement just more of a justification for it picked up my mongs here, my lungs and liver are probably a bit like Charles II so it doesn't help physical help.

>>137681279
I just got done working 12 hours and I have another 12 to do tonight and tomorrow night

>>137695079
Why is it necessary to zap one of these animals with an air rifle? Do you have chickens to safeguard today?

>>137695291
I was a NEET for about 6 months once. I bring up blagging mental health to get more bennies so I'm not a total poor cunt like I was on JSA and HB alone.

>>137695323
Yeah, my neighbour has chickens and I have 4 geese, and 2 female chickens the size of your average wild bird due to the male getting its head torn off by that fox. Problem is you have to kill them, if they know there's a meal ticket they'll keep returning until all your birds are dead and he's not getting into my garden through mine like I thought the fucker was.

Got a pretty dangerous breed of dog from Afghanistan called Kangal dogs, used for hunting wolves and thats pretty good for deterring foxes but if they keep coming the solution is to shoot them.

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>>137695308
>6 12 hours shifts in a row starting Friday

>>137695545
... or have them torn up by a dad, which is the worst solution. My neighbour got one in a fox trap once and killed it with a shovel.

>>137695457
Ah, can't do that myself lad. Got a bit of a reputation for being mad in high school but fuck getting it written down as an adult. Plus I'm an FAC holder and they are strict about that sort of stuff.

>>137695598
Fuck that. I do them in batches of 4 and I'm ready to kill myself on the last one.

>>137695598
It's better than having no job probably.

>>137695735
>by a dad
fucking autocorrect, fox* State of me this morning.

>>137695545
I understand your predicament. That must be a nice air rifle to take out a fox. Can you kill it in one or do you have to track it down and bash its head in?

>>137695735
>torn up by a dad
I am amused.

>>137695735
I could blag it quite well I reckon, given my background and behaviour. But I'm hoping to go into probate and don't really want alcoholic with PTSD on my record.
>>137695736
I work sporadic shifts to cover holidays on a site, sometimes they all come at once.

>>137695864
>That must be a nice air rifle to take out a fox.
That's the thing, I'm not sure it will mate, at least not humanely which is why I'm considering just scaring the fucker. It's 10 ft/lb and one of those Umarex makes so not the best, I'd likely to have to bash its head in if I was to do it that way.

Got a few genuine firearms, 8 in fact, but can't do those from my window in my garden at 8 in the morning without getting the butter knife police at my door.
>>137696022
Piss off m8, lel.

>>137696045
Yeah was gonna say, having RightlySo tier behaviour on your record can't be good if you're doing law. Know fuck all myself but I'm imagining it could knock you back in some areas.

>>137696137
You'd need at least 12ft pounds for a fox I think. You could probably put a stop to it with 10 but it wouldn't be at all easy or clean.

>>137696306
Bit of a nice cunt I am, so I might pussy out of having to put a pitch fork through it if I stop it with the air rifle but I can't really let the bastard live and keep coming back to snatch the other birds.

I should also point out that some foxes cannot be destroyed. Not because there's a law against it, but because they're indestructible.

>>137696497
Could've told me that before I wasted my time lad. No point trying killing it then if they're invincible. Didn't know that.

>>137696607
Not all of them are, though. That's the thing. The native American Indians know about which ones are and which ones aren't, so do some Buddhists. You won't be able to tell just by observation alone whether it's indestructible or not.

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>>137696265
I'm not sure I'm full Peter tier.

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>>137697312
Now that's a shitpost. Have a cheeky pic of my goose lad.

>>137697580
Lel what do you make of him running off? You or Rimmer are the most senior in rank tripmongs now.

Did anyone go down to Portsmouth to watch the new aircraft carrier arrive?

Bit of a stupid time to do it, I understand about tide times and weather etc. but it was a shame it couldn't of been done at the weekend.

Egg banjos for brekky lads

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Going to Brighton in a hour lads

>>137697916
I've only been posting under my trip a couple of months, I'm just highly active because I work long boring shifts and have no life.
I think he's overreacted a bit, he should fully dox himself and kick fuck out of anyone who turns up to his house.

>>137698611
That's why I meant most senior in rank rather than time. You and WN are the only tripmongs who actively contribute to politics ITT. Colonial too but he's a bit inactive. Rimmer is sound and one of the favoured ones but he's a bit of a shitposter, doesn't really post much politics. Seen him discuss football more like politics.

I agree he over reacted. People are claiming it was his facebook that was found and that's why he ran off and saying it was his mate was damage control but as of now, from his own mouth, all we know is one person who deleted his post & hasn't identified himself since held Rightly's friend and he could be found in his friends list.

Bet he's still here anonymously. No way does the cunt go from being a NEET and spending more time on brit/pol than myself which is unbelievable, to not browsing at all within 24 hours.

>>137697811
That is a magnificent bird that you have there.

>>137698611
I invited him a few weeks ago to move to Australia and be my room-mate so I could get him out of his shell.
I bet he wishes he took up the offer now.

>>137698933
>Colonial too but he's a bit inactive.

I'm not sure about that, I'd consider myself very active but unfortunately it's at the wrong times (due to me being antipodean).

>>137697580
Whoever that is I'm sure they probably hate that you keep posting it.

>>137697811
Nice, how old is it?

>>137699092
There's that too. Not really inactive or anything, you post here often, mostly once a day or 2 at the most I see you in here. Certainly not as bad as others like steerkike. I just meant in comparison to Eddie and WN who are here a lot throughout the day, and of course Rightly who never seemed to sleep and was on here 24/7. You're still in my top 3 tripmongs m8.

>>137698971
Cheers lad.
>>137699266
4-5 years. It was in my mates allotment for the first year of its life but her brother got torn to pieces by another fox so now she's in my garden. Spent a year and a half with only a chicken for company, who's male friend also died via a fox, but now she has 3 other geese with her. Not a blog post m8.

>>137698933
Rimmers popularity is highly suspicious.
I think Rightly also mentioned he had a 4chan pass, he's invested in this place. Saying that I'm probably more autistic for not having one with the amount of captchas I've filled out.
>>137698995
Would you really want a room full of piss bottles?

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Laura Kuenssberg knows about foxes that cannot be destroyed. She told me she was out one evening due to a disturbance and she speared one through neck with a javelin from 15 metres away. It just looked at her and trotted off before gradually fading out of her visible spectrum and into thin air. She was animated when she told me about it. Absolutely animated.

>>137699865
Laura has nice legs. I know she in't traditionally pretty, but she does have a certain something about her.

>>137699609
>Rimmers popularity is highly suspicious.
Lel maybe he has his own bots but he replies to boring posts by anons that everybody else ignores and always talks to depressed fuckers which gives him an alright appeal.

Think a 4chan pass is just a fiver. I've considered getting one myself, simply due to the captchas. The amount of time I must waste every day doing them. I was going to do it but then I found out you can go back to the Legacy captcha aka the non-retarded method via text and went off the idea but considering it again. Makes sense if you spend as much time as neets do on Brit/pol/

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>>137699934
Her shoes genuinely should not be there.

Fucks sake I've wound myself up reading stupid opinion pieces and its not even 9am yet

If eddie doesn't stop posting i'll leak his steam username and password.

>>137700330
Fatal error.

I've been for a jog.

>>137700018
I'm only memeing, Rimmers hard to dislike.
I phone post so legacy is a bit of a ballache.

Rimmer hates koala bears.

>>137700783
There's quite lots of memorable things in your few months m8. Arguments on law particularly and DanTheKike's 12 hour tantrum. Out of anonymongs and tripcunts its rare people itt discuss politics at all now so you've got that going too. That's another thing Rightly did good: discussion flairing on the matter of politics, which is something I try to do at times myself.

Since the rest of /pol/ is such a cesspool nowadays I've decided I'm going to set up a chinkshit style link that takes you directly to brit/pol/.

britpol.xyz

I haven't made a script yet so right now it just takes you to a catalog search for 'brit'.

>>137701232
I hate politics. I only talk about gibberish.

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Could somebody cancel his life already?

>>137701288
Are you the one who did the farage.neocities.com links generation script?

Good morming

>>137701396
As long as you aren't one of the mongs with the nerve to criticse political discussion when it comes up.

Also I'll make new thread if no one else is.

>>137701515
Nope.

>>137701435

Oven is such a little shit-stirring weasel, his entire life revolves around gloating and trying to whip up as much trouble as possible from absolute safety. I would pay actual money to see him try and fight someone.

>>137701232
I disagreed with Rightly on quite a few subjects, but he always tried to approach things level headed in my experience. I normally just call people retards to be honest or just spam LEAVE NORKS ALONE.

New edition when you're ready lads

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