CPD Thread - The Last Bastion of Comfy

Evening, Roberts.

>>137656324
I am ready. Let this be a good night.

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>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>THREE
>THREE SHOTS RETURNED
>AH AH AH

We've got a gunfight

They need a couple of tow trucks?
What the hell is happening out there

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>>137657809
>>137658187
Evening, Roberts. Hopin' for a happinin' so we've got some entertainment tonight.

>>137658949
Now theres a flag I'm happy to see.

>>137658949
Car accident with both vehicles severely damaged.

>>137659564
There are a lot of angry male blacks in America right now...who knows what might happen!

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>>137659751
Exactly! God knows how bad things will get, we could be looking at a martial law situation if shit hits the fan. I should get a physical scanner so I can still have a good laugh..

>males selling cans of beer

The fiends.

>>137660771
Hah! I know.

>AND drinking them

The outrage in dispatch's voice is quite real.

I'm listening to a podcast right now, how /comfy/ are we right now?

>>137661209
>gunfights
>car accidents
>stabbings
>armed carjackings
>selling alcohol without a liquor license

Normal night so far.

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>>137661576
Any updates on pic related from last night?

>White Lexus stole with plates zv18974, armed

>>137661948
Didn't hear anything about this yet. Wouldn't surprise me though.

>>137661948
Some nogs shot each other at a community basketball game. Pretty normal night otherwise.

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Keys anyone?

>male black with a pickaxe
>shots fired at a bus

Who would shoot someone in the foot twice?

>she has puncture wounds in her back and arm
>detectives are not coming out

>body removal

>Women heard screaming
>Hispanic male pulling up pants
uh huh

>female heard screaming
>male hispanic seen pulling his pants up and walking away from the scene

B E A N E D

Evening Roberts. Anything good?

>>137664288
those digits of yours are pretty swell

>no care available
something must be going on, I haven't heard that one before.

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>>137665070
car*

>30-35 out here

>19 year old son is acting erratic and hit her husband

Male Abdul jumped him.

>male with a bag on his head
>barely breathing

>male was shot in the head with a BB gun
>EMS needed

Domestic in the alley. Male Unspecified is throwing furniture out.

>foot chase

protesters

>60yo Hispanic male not leaving 711
>people protesting
(?)

>Keys checks and coffee in hand.
Good Morin Roberts.

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>female hispanic trying to flag down cars, male black slouched down between the cars

>>137669955
OD or lead poisoning?

BrYan let me come over and eat ur ass while we play real Robert bingo

>>137670266
Who knows...at this point im pretty sure Chicago has a suicide rate worthy of the city name.

>female yelling for help.

>oh she's on heroin

Dispatch seems so surprised

>car jacking, people with handguns, car found because of tracking device. ET needed.

>i don't know exact location
>honney, we need to know the exact location, it's the most important part
>uh....10--4?
>this in city wide?

>threatened to hurt the cashier for liquor

Dispatch sounds like it's having fun tonight.

>tried to rob a cvs for booze, but other people walked in and messed up the plan.
>battery report

>gun shots at location of fireworks

>one DOA

>shots fired

>two kids under 12 stealing at walgreens

>12 yo nogs stealing from walgreens

they start em young

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>>137671269

>two kids fighting in the park
>someone is videotaping it

WORLDSTAR

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>>137672890
pic related

>>137673057
The worlds best place for video evidence of crimes.

>we have a victim was was battered with a pistol
>domestic related
>complaining of neck, back, and rib injuries
>none visible

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>man hit with pistol but has head, neck and rib pain.
Uhhhhh......you might actually want to take that one srsly.

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>male black
>male WHITE
>WORKING TOGETHER
have we entered in a new villianous arc?

>>137673923
Let's hope not. We may need Samurai-Roberts and Roof Koreans as the last hope.

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>>137656324
Evening, Roberts. How goes the chimping?

taking a nap at DDonuts

>male white with dreads having a bad reaction to drugs
Duuuuude, It's a bad trip maaannn!

Ok, my favored game...guess the tox report.

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>male WHITE with dreadlocks having a bad reaction to drugs he purchased

>>137674853
Just leave him and let him learn his lesson. Trial by fire! That shit is probably burning up his veins, good for him.

>>137674299
Pretty average so far. I was personally hoping for some larger crowd counts. Just smaller groups of 12-30 chimps fighting each other in various projects.

>>137674958
The sad part is most true addicts won't stop because of that.

>autozone wants person arrested.

>>137670853
Hands down, the least comfy post I have read in a Robert thread.

Congrats...I guess.

>female black in a hospital gown
>name is miracle snowball

I think it should be an additional charge if caught with drugs, pipes or needles and NOT carrying your own dose of narcan.

>victim abdul (?)
Did someone just lynch an arab

>name miracle snowball
That is almost as bad as chanting prophet.

>>137675640
Really narcan on you mandatory is an interesting idea. It would be totally useless for you to really use yourself, however someone else could give it. I guess if you're responsible as a junkie you'd carry it. I don't know too many junkies who are responsible people.

>>137675212

what happened? did somebody try and steal wiper blades and steering wheel covers?

>>137676051
Pretty much. I think they stole wrenches.

Tuned in at
>Wow, really?
What's up?

>really really hard question:
>what is your name
>Jones.
>need to to know if he's overweight

body transfer!

>group of porchmonkeys

>>137670853
You can, I just took a shit though

>>137675647
>Did someone just lynch an arab
Male Abdul jumped somebody earlier.

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>guy in bright colored shirt or jacket yelling "help me!" as a man in black clothes chased him.

Grim reaper?

Chiraqian reporting where all the south side fags at? Niggers are starting to move in to the neighborhood how long until we're finished?

>>137675647
Probably spelled Meerickel S'nobawl.

>>137677346
grim rapper

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>7 shots fired

>running in some direction

I'm sure you'll find him

goddamn skateboarders again

SHIT chiraq might be responsible for 25%of the national health-care bill.

>>137677636
Make an anime about Chicago

DOIN DRUGS ON A BIKE

Shirtless Male White on a bike is doing drugs. He's doing it all the time and he exposed himself to her.

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>>137680803

>ms stein is suicidal due to a friendship that has been ruined

>>137680920
rekt

>three males fighting in front of mcdonalds

11-86?

>three male blacks attacked caller and took his items

>>137682383
Zone 11 car 86 I believe.

>>137682383
I looked it up here http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

It's not on there

>>137682669
Came up as bomb threat for me, doubt that highly, probably what >>137682486 said.

>people are robbing garages
>there's a semi truck present

>>137680355
no one wants to draw niggers

>there's nothing wrong in the alley
>I think there's something wrong with the caller

>did you say 45 passengers?

>>137683503
cpd savage

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>>137680355
It already exists.

>5'5
oof

>33 year old female bleeding from somewhere on her body and shaking
>possible mental

>daughter is threatening mom with a butcher knife

>miracle is still wandering around
>wearing underwear and a hoodie now

>female with a dog screaming and running
>circumstances not known

>woman running and screaming with a dog
Sounds about right for near the redline

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Good evening, Roberts.

>50 people in front of the bar fighting

>male black took caller's car, hit several vehicles, and abandoned it

>male black peeping through the front window of caller's apartment

>>male another peeping tom