When The Onion is literally just the actual news

>>137641278
Imagine being someone who defends Muslims seeing this picture

i imagine it fucks with your cognitive dissonance so hard

>>137641278
le upboat i can't even

meanwhile transgender children are fine by me

I've read that headline about 9 times and I still don't understand what it's trying to say. It's worded incredibly poorly.

Can I get a quick rundown?

>>137641402
If they had any selfawareness they wouldn't accuse people of the exact things that they are guilty of, themselves.

>>137642074
It says "not all nazis"

>>137642074
Trump said not everyone there was a neo-nazi, he even condemn neo-nazis. The Onion is saying that everyone there was a neo-nazi and that Trump said not all neo-nazi's are bad.

>>137641278
The Onion is owned by hillary related PACs. It's not even comedy anymore, just another fucking political shitfest like every other website

>>137642074
It's saying all Nazi scum are extreme, but Trump is defending them.

>>137642074
Trump (president) Blasts (confronts) Critics (media) who judged (pointed fingers) neo nazi groups (alt right) by extreme members(far right/KKK)

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>>137642544
Thanks guys. I get it now. I must be having a slow day.
I still think it's convoluted as fuck though. I remember when The Onion's writing was flawless and their satire spot on. I guess that's what happens when numales and feminists take over your writing staff.

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That's not news. I saw this on that same page.

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>>137642414

or, they are making fun of the left. as in this is the actual headline on cnn.com?

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Jesus fucking christ

What the fuck kind of wording is that? I'm struggling to understand what kind of sociopathic freak would come up with that shit, its so obtuse and counter intuitive it feel like they first wrote the truth, then went balls to the walls crazy with the synonym dictionary to make Trump look as bad as possible.

>>137641278

> Q: What has the president done to distance himself from white nationalism?

>A: Married a Slovenian woman, thereby diluting his pure Anglo-Aryan lineage with the blood of a lesser Slav.

THE LEFTISTS HAVE COMEDIANS NOW! DRUMPF IS FINISHED!

>>137642074
>burger education

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>In January 2016, CEO Mike McAvoy announced that Univision Communications had purchased a 40% stake in Onion, Inc.
Really jogs the noggin

>>137641278

We need to use the term "Alt-Left" as loud as possible.

>>137643179
Reads fine to me. Maybe your dum.

>>137643179
Glad I'm not the only one who had no clue what the hell they were trying to say.
I guess I don't speak liberal.

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>>137641278
Just like with Islam, seems fair.

>>137643412
"communist psychopaths" works, but don't say it around women, it will make them juice their pants for soyfaced weaklings wearing skinny jeans

>>137641520

>to

damn that's embarassing

>>137643343
My brain was registering the "most extreme members" as the "critics."
So essentially that Trump was being blasted by the people doing the blasting.

To be cleaner, it should say "by their most extreme members" to clarify they're talking about the Neo Nazis and not the critics.

In any case, there's probably 700 different ways to not only make this headline simpler, but also funnier.

>>137643623

Nha I understood it pretty well, its just really fucking bad journalism, straight up lying and misinformation. It basically paint Trump as a defender of the most extreme element of ''neo-nazi'' groups present at Charlotteville when in fact he merely stated that the action of the most extreme elements of the group weren't to be taken as the staple of the entirety of the protesters, in fact he reprimanded them.

This is just lies with the intent to cause artificial social uproar

>>137642074
>>137643179
>>137643623

how is /pol/ unironically this retarded?

>>137643716
That's the point.

>>137644786
>how is /pol/ unironically this retarded?

that's not /pol/ unironically which is retarded. the fuckin states and their people seems to be retarded.

>>137645434

>that's not /pol/ unironically which is retarded

Come on, now...

>>137644661
You literally just reworded the exact meaning of the headline except you made it lengthier and more meandering and spoke it earnestly.

I'm assuming the irony was also lost on you, lol

>>137641520
Underrated.

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>>137641278
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>>137641278
> Americans demand much subtler displays of racism from their elected officials
that's so true tho

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>>137641520
Too bad about that grammar and the fact that most people who see it won't even realize it's true.

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>>137645434
>>137644786
>not speaking freedom