Reminder to Head to your Local Hindu Temple

>>137595428
LOL, i thought the avatar movie was fiction.

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>>137595796
Yeah the word has passed into colloquial usage thanks to science fiction, but rest assured Abdul, it's a Sanskrit word used to describe the personified deities in Hinduism.

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I know there are a lot of Pagans on this board, so I thought this might be of interest.

>>137595428
Jai siddhatma. Jai sri krisna.

>>137595428
Why don't you head to your local toilet instead of pooing in the streets?

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>>137596835
Jai Sri Krishna

>>137596978
People don't poo in the streets in the UK (generally speaking)

Thanks though.

>>137597299
The Hindu path will never bring you to Nirvana, as long as you cling to the illusion of personality (pudgala) . All things are empty of self-nature , study Ārya Nāgārjuna

>>137596835
enough /pol for today Najeeb, don´t dishonor your family

I thought Janmastomi was 14th of august?

>>137595428
Is Hinduism redpilled? Would you kindly provide a quick rundown?

>>137599656
Get well soon Japan

>>137599674
Hinduism is the closest you can get to Aryan paganism, with Zoroastrianism on the other hand. Not that it would matter to a Nordcuck.

>>137599749

nah I'm just sea-sick, I just hoped on a leaky boat and fleeing the fuck outta flight-path of No-Dongs/Taepo Dongs on their way to guam

>>137598550
So what country are you really from shitskin ? You've been using that proxy for a long time

>>137599656
Changes every year we have a lunar calendar

>>137599674
>quick
Difficult.

Suffices to say it's a collection of different and sometimes contradictory philosophies founded on the ancient Indo-Aryan religion of Iran and north India.

Zoroastrians are one half of the puzzle, and vedic Hinduism is the other, older half at least 4500 years old.

Our myths are similar to Greek myths and sometimes exactly the same. There are many many gods derived from the natural world.

Gods are of this universe, they did not create it, they were created by it.

Individuals are manifestations of the universal consciousness that permeates reality.

>>137600809
Good rundown patel.

>>137600342
Just look away from the flash and you'll be fine

>>137600809
Interesting. What's the best way to get started? Can I become a monk and live at a temple for free?

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RANJIT!

POO. IN. THE. LOO.

>>137600434
I'm Slovene

>>137595428
How come you guys adorn your shrines with penises and vaginas?

>Flag
>Talking about Hinduism

Why am I not surprised?
How about you just leave people out of your religion bullshit? Religion is restraint

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>vishnoob

Kashmir Saivism über alles

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>>137601585
Read. that's about it, head to a temple and ask them to explain anything you're missing.

>>137602277
That's Islam.

>>137602391
Representations of creation and the cycle of rebirth.
Representations are generally abstract, pic related is a dismembered penis penetrating the opening of a vagina.

Unless someone told you what it was, you wouldn't know.


>>137602580
>Why am I not surprised?
Because there is a high number of Indian (hindu) diaspora in the UK?

>How about you just leave people out of your religion bullshit?
You're free to minimize the thread if you want.

>Religion is restraint
I disagree, but you're entitled to your opinion. You're still subject to the metaphysics of universe regardless of whether or not you believe. If you're a good person, you're a-ok by us.

>>137604041
>generally abstract
I haven't been to many Hindu places, but I'd have to say it's pretty damn graphic when you have a cock leaking milk into a gutter and what's clearly a vagina on the wall.

No hate or anything, and indeed creation (and therefore sexual reproduction) is at the center of any decent life-centric ideology, but it's not far afield from the Nips and their penis worship holiday imo.

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>>137604562
Maybe it's just abstract for Indians because most of us don't know what a vagene looks like until we are 37

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>>137595428
Happy janamashtami. Kept a fast today. ate lot of fruits though.

Jai sri krishna.

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This is a Kekite board, but we can all get along as Pagans unlike those retarded monotheists. Happy holiday lads.

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Stop.

>>137605014
Rude
>>137595428
Happy janmashtmi

>>137606058
Kek, based

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>>137595428
I make a few jokes abut Indian culture but I like studying Hinduism, I had 3 translations of Bhagavad Gita but binned the ISKON one as it was full of brainwashing (60 - 70% of the book is footnotes endosing you to join the cult), and they go so far as to refer (in footnotes) to Siva and, even Vishnu as "demons" (Chapter 18).

Anyway, happy birthday.Krishna, I'll have a comfy read at Chapter 11 later tonight

>>137595428
Don't screw with any god that has more than two arms.

>>137600054
Thor = Indra

>>137608020
11th adhyay is my favorite, it's quite a woke chapter

>>137608275
Indra is not a God

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>>137595428

Why do these poopy darkies worship all these pale-skin gods?

Why does Hindu art always look ultra kitschy?

That's funny, I had a supreme birth of my purple, bald head killer bitch today. Kinda funny.

I'm Christian, but Indian. Will they let me in?

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Happy Birthday Krishna!

>>137608701
Topkek they'll let anyone in and you are a hindu anyway

>>137608434
Just providing some historical background for those who may not have known.
>>137608382
11th chapter is best chapter, and all the best to you too, anon.

>>137595428
protip: krishna was jesus

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Just say no to poop and lobster woman gods - pale skinned or not.

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>>137608839
Fuck off new age fag

>>137604041
Kek. I would go and desecrate the temple but its probably full of shit anyway.
Also, are you implying that whacky ass hinduism has anything to do with physics? Your temples are full of sexual organs. No one's taking you seriously. GTfO and stop spreading religion.

>>137602277
>American education

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>>137609460
>being this new

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>>137609460

There's literally a temple for rats with rat shit all over the place

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>>137595428
someone give me the quick gestalt of hinduism or some reading material.

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These paintings, while admittedly pretty beautiful and cool, don't even look like indian people

wat

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Hare hare Krishna

How to become a Hindu:
>be horny
>stalk white women
>ask for bobs and vagene dear
>get rejected
>bitchlasagne.jpg
>procceed to shit in the street to drown your sorrows
>find hindu temple and see all the pornographic drawings
>fap to the hindu gods out of pure sexual repression
FeelsIndianMan

>>137595428
interesting

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>>137609956

>over 9,000 gods
>cows are holy
>cowshit is used for everything including floss
>poop and dead bodies and rats everywhere
>cool paintings though
>Raj quit harassing that white woman on fb and get back to your prayers jesus

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>>137609460
Show your flag.

>>137608570
Style, not always so brightly coloured.

South indian styles are more subdued.

>>137608551
The dude is literally blue.

>>137596321
there aren't we converted them all you're next

>>137609956
>>137607203

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>>137609960
What do they look like?

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>>137610059

Forgot the part about shitlube. They need shitlube before the fap

>>137610282
>blue
He isn't supposed to be blue that's artistic freedom

>>137595428
What the fuck are you talking about? What are these words?

>>137609740
Kek. What a bunch of animals.
>>137609737
Is this craft used to send shit as tribute to the hindu god?

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>>137610353

Well... I guess a very very small minority of upper caste light-skinned indians. I'll admit that.

>>137610296
>we converted them all you're next
Abrahamics have said this for the last 15 centuries.

>>137610620
This
>>137610568
Yeah I can't cure being a Negro, but I've been told dumb people are happier so you have that going for you

>>137595428
Will they poo in loo?

>>137595428

I paid my respects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOBDzV3mfI

Say to me 1 good thing hindusim do for people, I'm honest, I don't know much about it

>>137610803
>gets insulted on his joke of a religion
>gets triggered, calls others dumb
Its past your shitting time Raj. And this time shit on one of the 6000 gods while i go have a nice steak made from your cow god

>>137595428
>Respect poo

No

>>137608551

Actually Indian food stalls are self-regulating, because if they make bad toxic food, they lose customers and get a bad reputation. So even without regulations they generally provide proper food.

Many of the Indian fast food ingredients are more fresh than western junkfood.

>>137611193
Topkek, why can't Negros read

>>137611193
show your flag

>>137611524
probably a paki

>>137610353
>>137610578
>>137610755
who are these blue niggas and why are they so good at fighting

>>137611876

the jonas brothers visiting poopyland

>>137611876
kek
They are incarnations of god

>>137608140
>tfw no qt 6 armed transgoddess death, destroyer of worlds gf
it's all so tiresome
>>137610059
i've been hindu all along then

>>137611475
Kek, why can't pajeets shit in the toilets?
>>137611774
Why does flag matter? You're a shitskin but you still have the Brit flag. Besides this flag represents my ideology.
>>137611774
Not really, nope. Try street shitting and then some family rape to clear up your mind

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>>137611876
they gods and sheiittt

Our religion is literally DBZ/Naruto

>>137611450
>this is what ancaptards actually believe

>>137612286
>Couple of gay ass drawings
>Our religion is so badass!
TOP. FUCKING. KEK M8

>>137595428

330,000,000 demons to choose from! A demon for every occasion!

KALI MA KALI MA

>>137612616
>>137613106
You guys are quite the memers.

>>137609956
If you only read ONE thing, read Bhagavad Gita chapter 11 (it's not a long chapter so it is easy to digest), it WILL make you feel good about yourself.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/index.htm#gita

>>137609956
>>137613106

>>137613379
You kidding? Your religion itself is a meme. POO IN LOO

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>>137614527
>POO IN LOO

haha, excellent meme.

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>>137612616

Fuckang lol

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>>137611450

Source: your ass

(that you wiped with your bare hand)

>>137614668
Who said it's a meme? It is real. Everyone knows you savages can't use toilets, so now you wanna come and spread your shitty (literally) religion on whites? GTFO

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>>137615425
>whites
as you would say:
>TOP KEK
you worship a jew, you filthy kike

>>137614668

I almost feel bad for making fun. You're not nigger tier but what the fuck.

>>137615223
You realise they're just christening the new loo, not worshiping it right? You're not that gullible are you?

People do these ceremonies for new houses too, it doesn't mean they worship the house.

>>137615949
>When loos are so valuable in Shitland that people are actually christening them
KEK
>>137615707
Fuck you and fuck the kikes

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>>137616157
>Fuck you and fuck the kikes
ok shlomo

>>137610353
The aryan ruling class

>>137614910
>attempts to insult Hindus by posting a muslim
What did he mean by this?

>>137616270
Hey newfag, I said religion is restraint. IM A FUCKING ATHEIST BUDDY

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>>137615949

Shall they make paintings of blue toilets to worship too?

Glad some upper castes are at least trying to slowly evolve

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>>137616527
>atheist
filthy kike

>>137616527
What does being an atheist have to do with hating religion?

Atheism is about belief in a personified deity, religion is a set of customs and traditions. They're not reliant on one another.

Are you retarded?

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Himmler had a keen interest in the Rigveda and the Bhagavad Gita. According to his personal massage therapist, Felix Kersten, Himmler carried a copy of the Bhagavad Gita in his pocket from 1941 until his death four years later. The book was a translation by the German theosophist, Dr. Franz Hartmann.

>>137616684
Pls remove the Nazi flag pajeet
>>137616763
I don't believe in any deity. Also who are you calling retarded? At least I shit like normal humans? Nice peaceful religion you got there, calling people retards and shit. Now let me go finish my god steak pajeet

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>>137616322

Come on indian britbong - you can tell me... the left side of your keyboard is stinky too.

>>137617029
Hope those Doritos & mountain dew are going well with your edgy atheism

>>137617029
'yes' would have sufficed as an answer to the retardation question.

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>>137617029
>Pls remove the Nazi flag pajeet
fuck off you dirty jew

>>137617302
HAHAHA! What? Hey pajeet, your insulting skills are shitty as your streets and gods?
>>137617387
Looks like someone didn't get his vagene and bob pics today
>>137617445
Whatever floats your boat buddy, just make sure not to drown in shit

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>>137617588

>>137595428
OP is a paki bastard.

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blue sky man says roll baby in poop

>>137617588
>is hiding behind a flag
>immediately assumes I'm Indian
>Paki bastard confirmed

>>137617656
Please, don't insult the Nazis by using their flag you street shitting mongrel

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>>137617969

>>137617954
>immediately assumes I'm Indian
That's because only pajeets believe in that gay religion.
>Paki bastard confirmed
uhh not really, I said I was an atheist

>>137618154
>using gay as an insult

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>>137618154
>atheist

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rats are good for babbies after u roll them in poop

>>137618217
>insult
No, not really. It's an accurate description for a ((((religion)))) that has penises and vaginas drawn all over it

>>137611450
WTF I love India now!

>>137610373
>factorio.webm

>>137600342
Sup green Japan man

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>>137618075

>Holds NSPAP in reverence by not wanting pajeet to get poop smears on flag
>pajeet can't understand so he implies jew detected
>stops to get a whiff of hand
>exhales assuredly and keeps posting

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>>137618815

>>137617969

In India, they call yellow people chinkies, black people niggers and actually black people nothing at all, because they don't have them, and if they did they'd cut their dicks off like the real chinkies do.
Their president is an unapologetic nationalist directly responsible for the deaths of thousands of dirty muslacs, without fail its always Indians who support the crypto-fascist shit I leak onto fagbook.
There is no problem with Indians who stay in India. They shit on Indian streets and other Indians clean it, the filth of the lowcastes magnifies the hygiene of the high castes, life goes on.
They sort it out, they don't sort it out, the only people it effects are AUSSIE CUNTS who have to bathe in Indian feces, which they DESERVE for their gobshite behaviour.
I digress. The problem is, as always, with the faggot diaspora.

Fucking Jacobin was founded by and is edited by an Indian diaspora brain shitter, that rag is like every smug, knowitall comstain who ever smeared his fecal thoughts onto this site refined into a smarmy hivemind of eyerolling cunts, because that is how 'brown' people in the West are.

>>137599674
>>137600054
This.There is also a Hellenic Paganism, but it's closer to LARP that to an actual religion.

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>>137618757

Hola Šenor, No Hablo Inlés

>>137621621
I rape cows for a living.

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Bhagavad Gita in English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC0FW407FVs

>>137623357

Who is paying you to rape your mother?
Your father?

>>137609982
Vaishnava is all about God getting laid with Awesome hot pussy.

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What is the best english translation of the Gita?

pls don't recommend me that one from the weird cult

Why do you have a brit larping as an aryan hindu warrior? It's pretty sad when a mentally ill person smears the image of hindus.

>>137624269
see >>137623371

>>137623913
It seems your father didn't pay for your geography classes.

>>137599656
KERMITS ASSHOLE

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Happy Krishna Janmashtami you fucking faggots. I brought you some laddoos. As a birthday gift Krishna made the norks back down and Trump condemn antifa, press F to eat a laddoo and wish him a fucking happy birthday.

>>137595428
So how do I pay my respects once at the temple, do I take a massive shit in the alley?

>>137609460
>temples full of sexual organs
You say this like it disqualifies us or is in any way a bad thing. Maybe if you worshiped your God in the form of a giant dildo the white women would have stuck around.

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>>137625048
You go to the temple and you collect a plate of delicious vegetarian food and a dessert, you eat the food and you thank Krishna for being such a fucking nice guy.

You fucking rude ingrate.