ITS FUCKING HAPPENING 3X SKYKING NORKS GOING TO WAR

there is like 5 fucking skyking threads every day and literally nothing ever happens
>muh increase in static

fuck off nigger

I33-TURNIP JUST FLEW PAST MY HOUSE

IT'S HABBENING

>>137595252
this is alpha-beta 2 we've got a skyking pd flying eastbound over denver, colorado area - over

>>137595252
Need a voccaro on that or fake and gay

>>137595252
Just got a call from Trump, he's launching in 5 minutes.

I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE AND A TRANNY WAS JERKING OFF A DOG, ITS HABBNEING.

I have been listening and there are no Skykings, only birdtrap which is the training callsign.

>>137595252
Ever heard of the story the boy who cried wolf?
Every fucking skyping thread is same

>>137595252

fuck off nazi,nothing is happening.

>>137595252
Not happening.

>>137595252
>3x skyking
post record

R-135W Rivet Joint
R-135U Combat Sent
E-8 Joint STARS
E6-B Mercury (x2)
Airborne
No sign of Nightwatch.

>>137595252
I swear to god I was in my basement playing my playstation, and I heard a loud thumping. They are working on the street outside, and I am pretty sure it was f-27s flying over.

>>137595252
>I sleep

There's a record button right on the page. Use it.

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>>137596119
>no sign of nightwatch

>>137597120
Your ID says GAY

cnn just flew over my house. Turn on WW3. HAPPENING

>>137595252
UN stormtrooper here, just saw a black helicopter fleet head across the atlantic

My Pappy works at Nintendo and says they will attack at any second. Don't call my Pappy a liar.

>>137595252

CONFIRMED THERE ARE MUSHROOM CLOUDS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, I REPEAT MY SKIN IS BOILING OFF AS WE SPEAK.

>>137597456
BASED stormtrooper

>>137595252
No record, no happening. Stop larping... I want this so badly and I hate to be dissapointed.

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nothing ever happens in these threads. like fucking seriously...

if that fat mongo Kim drops a nuke because u heard some faggot say skycunt 3 times i will personally swallow my own ballsack while tap dancing to Stevie wonder.

I'm in Chicago airport and there's niggers everywhere
confirmed happening

Russian hacker here. Just saw tanks rolling by, Poland is getting invaded as we speak. Turn on ALEX JONES SHOW!!!

>>137598297
>niggers everywhere
i feel sorry for you

>>137598319
Suwalki Gap won't get invaded and secured until after the NATO observers leave on the 25th after Zapad 2017.

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>>137595252
I AM DILATED!!!!!

The sky king just said to get to de choppa STAT!

>>137595361
AHAHAHAHAHA u funney :] ~

>tfw we are actually close to it HAPPENIN
>will never know because of all the false flags

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HOLY FUCK A DODGE CHALLENGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTF

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>years of skyking "happening" threads

SKYKANGS AND SHEIT

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>>137598764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

I thought 3x Skyking was just high readiness and 4x was war

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how many scoops are we on now?

It's happening a carrier just dropped out of warp by my house.

>>137595252
record anything?

>>137599015
Myth. It depends on the operator. Some just say it twice others three times. The amount is irrelevant.

It just means urgent traffic. Emergency traffic has a different prefix.

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>>137597120
>GAY

>>137599157
Trump just wants the two nuclear scoops Kim stole.

>>137595622
AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL

GUYS THEY JUST NUKED NK
HOLY SHIT

>>137595252
Skyking, skyking, skyking:
X flew over my house is NOT funny and you should really consider ending your life of falling into a (permanent) coma in the process; for general civil convenience.

>>137597120
lamo homo

HAPPENINGS JUST FLEW OVER, IN MY NORTH KOREA?? [virus check now]

if there was ever a event and then 3 sky kings how fast would shit go from 1 too 6mil

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>>137598764
>TFW those Duke boys are at it again

>>137600133
6 gorrilliona

What do skyking threads even look for?

>>137600133
Are you literally just listening for them to say skyking 3 times in a row or something

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Last night, Kim Jong Un flew over an anon's house, it's totally fucking happening.

>>137595252
One day it's really gonna happen
One day...

>>137600542
We can hope, I see it happening on the eclipse, if not something with NK, I suspect another Antifa, alt right fight

story of the boy who cried happening..

wtf op i just heard over 9000 skykings kill yourself now the end is nigh

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The fish have left the lake. It's over

A FUCKING OBLIVION GATE JUST OPENED ON MY CUL DE SAC HOLY SHIT

was that normal

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>>137600542
yeh so there is no point to these threads

It's nothing, absolutely nothing every single time and when it IS gonna be something nobody will be around to shitpost about so there

Fucking useless threads

PRAISE KEK

ATOMIC FLASH STOCKHOLM, CYA!

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>>137600175

They use a Charger though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-OvBAlSrc

>>137602284
Nooooooooooo! Not the Ikea Meatballs and faggots!

>>137595252
I saw a bird flying into my house IT'S HABBENING

RACE WAR AGAINST THE NORKS FUNDED BY SOROS SOON?!?!?!?!?!?!

haha join me on /r/The_Donald

>>137597120
If I get a gayer ID
then WORLD WAR 3

>>137602654
Please Sex Tate with KY.

Ambiguous.

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>>137601039

WHAT 9000!?!?!??!?!? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT!??!?!?!??!????!??

A sky king just said op is a faggot what does it mean?

>>137602170
No u

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WARNING! Global covfefe is imminent.

>>137598297
Jesus Christ, not Midway! Cicero was such a good place!