king of all oldfags?

>>137544681
Nah, just got 4chan 2day you faggot, stop messaging me

>>137544681
Yes, nigger, I am hitting 11 years on 4chan, starting from /b/ then all the news/politics board incarnations.

AMA if you are a newfag underage scum

a /pol/ oldfag is someone that's been here for at least two weeks

Just came, enjoying this place so far. What is a "bump"?

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>>137544799
>hitting 11 years on 4chan
Same

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>>137544681
12 years. My God.

I forgot that /pol/ came from that shitty board. Doesn't feel like it was that long ago

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>>137544799
>>137544933
Goddamn I thought I was the only cursed one.

>>137545172
Nah m8, we are here forever.

>>137544799
>>137544933
>11 years
>both get identical trailing integers on their post reference code
>there are two of them

does anyone else agree that this is probably a noteworthy & important event?

>>137544799
>tfw a decade on 4chan

the guy who introduced me was a nigger who is now a convicted pedophile.
makes sense

>>137544799
how old are you?
How tall are you?
What do you weigh?
Will the ride ever end?

>>137544681
Whats an old fag is that something to do with trump

>>137545317
Whatthefuck

>>137545356
>how old are you?

31

>How tall are you?

1.90

>What do you weigh?

110

>Will the ride ever end?

Never. You are here forever my dude.

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This place is filth. Let's clean it up! :)

This post brought to you by Dial Soap.

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>>137545293
Probably not.

how long ago was dorner?

>>137545293
>>137545566
Them repeating numeros tho

>>137544681
I was on /int/ when /n/ was closed.

>>137545482
Nothing has enraged me as much as that fucking banana meme. I actually left 4chan for 4 months in a hope that it would die out.
>Thanks lori.

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Question to oldfags, tell me about pic related?

>>137544681
i went there from the school library sometimes if that counts

>>137545293
>>137545714
21 replies. ~2 posts are statistically supposed to be at least dũbs itt
c'mon

>>137545317
MadThad kek

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>>137545999
damn

>>137545999

Gay.

>>137545566
anyone have revolution turkey, ball memes?

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>>137545999
wew lad

>>137545317
seems like he browsed /b/

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Post vintage well aged memes

>tfw your old files got wrote over

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12 years here, started going on /b/ when i was 9 to look at women my own age ( i disliked old (read: legal age) hags, i am 21 now. When b went to shit i migrated to /fit/ and /v/, now all i do is sit on /pol/ and shitpost.
At this point I truly believe to be the youngest oldfag on 4chan.

>>137544799
same here, came from ebaumsworld in late 2005, early 2006. started off at /b/, then /x/, /k/ and finally /pol/. though i still browse the aforementioned except /b/

>>137546715
Yeah I quit /b/ years ago. /pol/, /k/, /g/ and /tv/ are by usual stomping grounds.

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dank memes have really evolved

>>137544799
Why did you let Zerohedge go down the shitter?

>>137546802
havent browsed /tv/ in a while, been checking out /diy/ and /out/ lately

>>137546646
So you were a pedophile as a kid?

>>137545433
I think it's kind of like an internet lich.

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>>137546633
Has anyone seen my scientists and stingray jpeg? Looks like pic related

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Jan 30, 2012. Third oldest meme I have

>>137545999
Nice digits. Your math is wrong by the way, Mohamed.

>>137547063
Yes, i was a 9 year old pedophile

>>137544799
>AMA
Favourite moment? Was it the Zimmerman trial, or that time the autists found that Isis training camp on Google maps and got it airstriked, or when that Jewish boy came here to ask us why we hated his holohoax survivor granddad who a Nazi proved to be SS

>>137544799
Nearly 14 years here newfag

>>137544681
I love Black Sabbath

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>>137546246
this?

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>tfw this was utter horse shit

Happenings have never changed

>>137544933
>>137544799
>>137544681
>>137545081
Same my dudes. I feel like 4chan destroyed my social life. Why make friends IRL when I have all the company I need on here?

I even met Moot back when he did that meetup in Portland. Anyone else?

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>>137544681
>mfw 10 years a slave now

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>>137547296

>>137544681
babe I've been here for a decade

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>>137544681
>First went on 4chan in 2006
Kill me and end my miserable existence.
No matter how many times I leave I just end up coming back. This site has turned me into a demon, full of hate and distrust.

>>137547204
thank you.
but no, it's not.

>>137544799
12 years reporting in, 26 years old.

Did we ever figure out what the warrant canary was all about? Crossed my mind today.

>>137544681
I voted for Paul in 08

>>137548005
Lmao. Yes it is. You are forgetting to take 2 fairly important things into consideration.

>>137548243
sure

This place is so watered down now, I don't know why I keep coming here.

>>137547954
They're so dumb, they still have no idea how to play the game or learn from others mistakes. The "trolling" from the other noobs is silly too.

>>137544681
7 years on b, so not really an oldfag

>>137545900
Looks like a playing card to me

>>137544799
Came from somethingawful in 06 while I was in the military. Browsed 4chan on DOD computers.

I migrated from plebbit around '07/'08 because everything I looked at were reposts from 4chan so I thought "why bother with reddit at all?".

Not to mention I was in depression around then and memes made me smile again.

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>>137544799
I've only been here for three years Grandpa, give me a story on the older times.

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>>137547296
You know what? Despite all the goo stuff we have had on /pol/ my favourite moment is when we got that cat beating faggot Kenny Glen doxxed and prosecuted on /b/.

>>137548803
>Browsed 4chan on DOD computers.

lol'd

>>137544799
Yeah about 11 years for me as well. I helped in Habbo Hotel, then I think I didnt go to 4chan that much for like 2 years then many years on /v/ as it was the funniest board by far at the time. Then a bit on /fa/, /x/, /p/, and now mostly just /k/ /pol/ and /fit/

I have met several irl friends through 4chan. They are always the most easy going and easiest to joke with. Normies are hardly fun to be around at all.

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>>137544681
/g/uro fag here

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Any one remember The Night Jimmies Got Rustled?

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>>137545470
>6'2
>110 lb
Jesus Christ dude gain some fucking weigh or get some help with the bulimia

>>137549719
I often wonder, does /b/ still celebrate Caturday?

>>137550046
He means 110kg I suspect, that's like 240lbs m8

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>>137547917
I feel ya, anony. I've been coming here since 2008.

>>137550046
And he is 1'9 aswell. What a manlet.

>>137550176
Please say yes!

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Well, I'm invisibleskymagician, fuck you

>>137544681

Yeah, came here from SA....used to write there, reviews for the most part. This place is still better.

>>137545900
The path of light.

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>>137550244
that's a decimal point not a comma retard, he's 1 foot 90 inches

>>137550614
Damn, you're right.

>>137546968

This

>>137547296

Best time on here was Ron Paul campaign in 2007. Money bombs and sheit. Almost everyone on /new/ was on the same page

>>137544799
been here a decade now but I missed out on /news/ bcuz I wasn't political until they threatened to take away my porn

you have my utmost respect sir

what was your favourite old /news/ meme?

>>137550602

path of light is /p o l/

4 of clubs is 4chan

it's supposedly a card to reference fellow /pol/ anons during the apocalypse

I've been on /pol/ since 2011; was on 4chan a few years before that, mostly /b/. never fucked with /new/ or its various incarnations

>>137545900
see >>137552191

>>137545317
same, everyone i know that browsed early /b/ turned into pedo's or masochists

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>>137546633

bump for comfy nostalgia

>>137544799

Been on 4chan since late 2006-early 2007 so a decade perhaps longer. Didn't get /pol/itical until maybe 3-4 years ago but I remember /pol/ before we became an exceptionally high traffic board. I was on 4chan before the first exposure to the mainstream. I was on /b/ the day that local fox affiliate ran the story about some lady being harassed so she had a buy a guard dog (exploding yellow van).
It's sad to think that dog is probably dead by now. Think of that fellow oldfag reading this.That lady bought a dog that probably gave her a lifetime of protection and companionship. My favorite /pol/ memory is the time I got to make a call to the personal cellphone of George H W Bush because some anon posted these contact card things that were clearly not meant to be public (thread was nuked like 15 posts in but I still have those cards saved)
Anyways fellow ancientfag what do you recall of /n/ews?