THIS MEANS WAR - AUSTRALIA VS NZ

>there could be kiwi spies browsing this board this very minute
spooky

>>137539702
We've already landed 1 million kiwis and brought down your government.

Checkmate.

Oh god please be real. There's no funnier image in my mind than New Zealand and Australia going to war with each other.

>>137539702
Hang on, wasn't that Gillard bird the Aussie PM?

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>>137539702
What are you gonna do, fight us? Kek

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/australian-army-bans-male-recruits-to-get-female-numbers-up/news-story/69ee9dc1d4f8836e9cca7ca2e3e5680a

>the Australian deputy prime minister is the bastard child of a kiwi lad who pumped and dumped some Aussie slut
CHOICE

>>137539702
who here can't tell the difference between their flags when posting?

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>>137539702
Australian-New Zealand empire when?

>>137539702

Labor are fucking communists

>>137539702
It's not NZ's fault that Aus has a retarded law banning people holding dual-citizenship from being in parliament.

>>137540489
>Australian-New Zealand empire when?
When you lot bend the knee.

>Labor

What's with the seppo spelling of Labour?

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>>137540489
Nope

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>>137540534
You will live to see the day NZ is annexed

>>137540120
>>137540215
>>137540323
>>137540417

1 v 1 cunts

how about this
we'll knife fight each other on a floating barge in the ocean between our two countries

each nation will send 1 million fighters and who ever wins gets to keep the others country

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>>137540323
yes

>>137540527

I wonder how fast this 'crazy' law will change now that it has been conveniently made public.

>>137540640
We should make it all abos vs all Maoris, not that i think abos will win, but its worth losing control to NZ to get rid of abos.

>>137540495
Don't you spell it labour?

>>137539702

Why are you fools always fighting each other? All of us are sons of England.

>>137540534
desu I'm all for this, New Zealand's political system is slightly better than ours.

>>137539984
>>137539702
dindu nuffin we a good country

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>>137540634
>>137540640
We will turn all our efforts to using genetic engineering to bring back Giant Moa. Your army lost to Emus, so they'd lose even harder to 3m tall birds.

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>>137540778
he started it

>>137540887
feck, larp flag again!!

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>>137540778
Brothers fight

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Come join us at discord/fQTfYQC

>>137540778
England belongs to Australia

>>137540527
The law's from the 19th century. At the time Australians and NZers would have been seen as citizens of the British empire, so the 'dual citizenship' thing would have been referring to also having some other additional citizenship.

wow finally I get to watch other countries duke it out for once. *grabs popcorn*

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>>137540323
wew, this dirty commie is really asking for it looking like that. something about her teeth turns me on.

>>137541050
Fair point. Seems antiquated now though.

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>>137541041
This. As Anglos die out in England they live on in Australia. The time will come where the Anglos in Australia will reclaim the homeland.

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>>137540634
Dracarys.

>>137539702

bring it on CUNT

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>>137539702
WAR WITH NEW ZEALAND NOW

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>>137541114
her legs look like sausages, kiwi small island genetics desu

>>137539702
yeah nah fuck off cunt. kiwis are our brothers.

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>>137541114
>mfw she eats all those apples

>>137540740
It's in the constitution, so any change would have to pass a referendum.

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>>137541294
Eagles will have two chicks, but the stronger will kill the smaller. We are eagles.

>>137539702
Holy shit, May the best CUNT wins

>>137539702
(((New Zealanders))) have infiltrated every section of our government and are controlling us. What is the final solution to the (((NZ))) menace?

>>137540200
it should be pretty simple, the kiwis don't have an airforce.

ANZAC WAR NOW

>>137540971
NZ just happens to be out smaller, intellectually challenged brother.

>>137540534
bind the knee*

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>>137540896
Did... ah... too?

>>137541519
Chop down all your feijoa trees and they'll come streaming home.

>>137541339
kek
>mfw i'll never have a horse-toothed communist waifu to feed apples to and lecture about capitalism

>>137539702
"We have learned this morning the Australian Labor Party has been conspiring with the NZ Labour Party to undermine the position of the deputy prime minister and the government of Australia," Turncuck has fucked himself now

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Reminder that Australia has a strongest air force.

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>>137541519
send the boat people over, NZ's 1 tinnie wont know what to do with itself

AUSTRALIAN PACIFIC TERRITORY OF NEW ZEALAND IS NOW COBBAS

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>>137541713
this desu

>>137541130
>Fair point. Seems antiquated now though
There is nothing antiquated about a law that seeks to ensure loyalty to the country amongst legislators

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>>137541713
We're ready! (as soon as various mechanical problems can be ironed out)

This is a fucking joke, they're probably going to make laws to allow foreigners into parliament without so much as renouncing previous citizenship

>>137541946
>This is a fucking joke, they're probably going to make laws to allow foreigners into parliament without so much as renouncing previous citizenship
They'd have to give us a referendum to do so.. with 30% of Australians born overseas and growing, they might get it

>Jacinda part of a conspiracy

Why am I not surprised. Left-leaning women in politics are always evil. People should have been suspicious when she didn't have kids.

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>>137541946
>labour
lmao who cares

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>>137541946
who could be behind this?

>>137542092
I fear its not the chinks, but rather the eternal kiwi, it can't be a coincidence that all our politicians are suddenly exposed as kiwis.

>>137542061

>Lock Her Up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9j_-mqSWc

>>137541809
>the boat people over,
The Maoris will fuck them up

Why would you declare war over something the opposition did? Its not like they are going to be in charge.

>VOTE NZF FUCK NATIONAL LOL.

Oh wait.

>>137541820
>Not editing 9/11 into this webm

Disappointing shitpost from an aussie.

>>137539702
p-please no Australia, anything but the diverse and tolerant lesbian army!

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>>137542275
what's the difference?

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>>137542600
Have you been mansplaining again anon?

>>137542275
are kiwis the real 'jews'?

they place all the blame on some middle eastern tribe while they hide in the background and pull the strings

is there a way to tell the difference between kiwis & humans?

your neighbor could be one and you wouldn't even know it

>>137542600
>>137542760
top kek this, Ausgaylia is a joke fambalambo

>>137540634
do it.

>>137542789
I am beginning to suspect that they are just as bad as jews, hence "eternal kiwi"

They must be stopped.

>>137542816
why are you replying to your own comments

>>137542789
>your neighbor could be one and you wouldn't even know it

Just ask them to say fish and chips.

"Feesh and cheeps" = Aussie
"Fush and chups" = Kiwi

>>137542600
>>137542760
>>137542789
cool and funny

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>>137539702
>>137540200
Fuck the world is getting more crazier by the day.

>>137542600
>>137542760
lmao Auschinia BTFO

B T F O
T
F
O

>>137542915
"My bill fine" = Mobile phone

So retarded

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>>137539702
Hey mate can we start a war with you Aussies on Thursday? Out tank is booked in to get a Warrant of Fitness tomorrow

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be fairer to the kiwis you aussie cunts.

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>>137542600
>>137542760
>>137542816

>>137539702
what the fuck are you talking about you mad cunt NZ is doing us a massive fucking favour by trying to get rid of shitty fucking politicians

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>>137539702
GAS THE KIWIS

RACE WAR NOW

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speaking of war, when are you kiwi bludgers going to increase defence spending?

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Australia invades with its million knife lesbian army
Gets shot and eaten by the Maoris

NEW ZEALAND IS A STATE UNDER OUR CONSTITUTION

NZ is rightful Aussie clay
"The Commonwealth " shall mean the Commonwealth of Australia as established under this Act.

"The States " shall mean such of the colonies of New South Wales, New Zealand, Queensland, Tasmania, Victoria, Western Australia, and South Australia, including the northern territory of South Australia, as for the time being are parts of the Commonwealth, and such colonies or territories as may be admitted into or established by the Commonwealth as States; and each of such parts of the Commonwealth shall be called a State .

"Original States " shall mean such States as are parts of the Commonwealth at its establishment.

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/coaca430/s6.html

>>137543148
to be honest thats maoris getting pissey that they can't claim they are native in australia

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>>137543330
>defence spending

Our fences are just fine though.

>>137543330
When they get something worth defending

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>>137539702
It would be fucking hilarious if NZ brought down the Aus government.

>>137539702
Why is everyone freaking the fuck out? Is there an eclipse coming or something?

>>137543098
>samefagging to This extent
Fucking t_d, man.

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>>137543487
not stopping the chinks

>>137543597
the emus in flight will block out the sun and when there is light again not a single kiwi will be left alive

>>137543425
don't you mean australian lesbian army invades NZ gets captured by maoris, sexually enslaved to produce offspring then eaten?

>>137540768
Technically the words Labour and Labor mean different things, the Australian Labor party is a thing, the Labour Party doesn't exist.

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>>137543515
what can I say, our Kiwis are no match for your emus

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>>137543700
>emus in flight will block out the sun
forgetting that the maoris made extinct a bird 3 times the size of the emu

>>137543851
you're forgetting that your ancestors spread their asscheeks to the maoris when they surrendered like the worms they were

>>137543992
> he hasn't been pegged by a dusky island maiden

>>137540733
>teeth
>face as a whole
so fucking munted

>>137543851
wowe a bunch of savage shit skins killed a big copy of an emu

>muh fush and chup culture

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>>137543992
>when they surrendered
Hmmmm

>>137544183
meanwhile aussie can't even use a modern 20th centurey machine gun to kill theirs

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>>137543851
forgetting that the aboriginals made extinct a lizard that grew over 20ft long

>>137539702
aren't you guys literally half the globe away from each other?
how would this even work

>>137544342
speak English you fucking island monkey

Ok, you fucking guys need to put a kangaroo on one flag and a hobbit on the other because you can't tell that shit apart at a distance.

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>>137544366
>being this retarded
>>137543851
we shouldnt fight, we're so CUTE together :3

>>137544438
leaf

>>137544366
We share a boarder in Antarctica

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>>137544366
you better back us up mate or they'll be after you next

>>137544499

see? easy to discern. Not even a Jack with a beaver on it.

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>>137544342
>modern 20th century

>>137544642
I think both Kiwis and Ozzies are cool people

Jees goys I wonder who's behind this whole divide and conquer thing good thing you have you local immigrants to make things better white are all racist anyway.

>>137544688
http://thevintageaviator.co.nz

>>137544815
maori are pretty based desu

abos on the other hand...

We need a march like the one they had in Charlottesville.

>>137545034
Are you retarded? Maoris are a bunch of stupid lazy fucks that sit around and smoke weed all day. The only difference between them and abos is we somehow managed to let them into our cities.

Did New Zealand really meddle in the Australian elections or is that all just fake news?

Reddit says that Malcolm Turnbull met with Soloeipie Mahaputin during the lead up to the election... Lots of Kiwi hacking...

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>>137540922
Why the fuck are you larping? Go to fucking /bant/ if you want to shit where you eat.

I'm a white man engaged to an Aryan qt, plan to have kids in the near future. What's the best country to move to when shit hits the fan in Europe? New Zealand or Australia? Reply ONLY with the country name of your choice.

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>mfw this is all because of the underarm incident
>mfw Trevor Chappell is the Aussie Gavrilo Princip

>>137545264
idk maori seem human at least

>>137542479
It's not a shitpost, that is literally our airforce.

Fuckin embarrassing. I almost want Labor to be in now.

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>>137545436
europe still has a chance, we're both doomed to be chink colonies

>>137545436
>when shit hits the fan in Europe
we don't need traitors here

>>137540200
Kiwis will obviously win since Australians can't fight birds

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>>137539702
>kiwi espionage
It's the sneaky Anglo in us. I bet we left a slice of pav in the Parliament fridge, it's how we got caught.

>>137545610
girl on the left?

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who could be behind this!! i do not know

>>137544688
Must be one of yours, we couldn't afford a roof or a motor.

Seeing poor Mal and his friends so rattled that they went full Trump all day was definitely entertaining.

Can't wait for PM Bill

>>137546056
found a fucking cut off garden hose in my democracy

cunt im looking right at you

>>137539702
This cunts are all lawyers, if they refuse to uphold the constitution the Governor General should dissolve parliament

>>137546512
how queer is it when they copy from the playbook of current US politics talking points

but it all comes off so fucking forced and lacking passion cause noone believes it and the public dont care

weird cunts

>>137546866
>dissolve parliament

t. South Australian

>>137546866
if the high court makes a declaration that some stupid cunt can enter politics and be ignorant to their citizenship that opens up the worst can of worms

they have to physically tick a box and swear they checked their status, so it means youre allowed to lie and not check if you had no reason to think you should check

ill be seething if these cunts get to stay in cause theyre too stupid to look at google

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>>137539702
THEY HACKED OUR ELECTIONS!!

>>137540894
Toppest of keks.

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>>137546372
just noname chinks used for the ad

>>137540578
One of the founders of the ALP was a yank and they used his spelling

>>137545275
>Did New Zealand really meddle in the Australian elections or is that all just fake news?

It's nothing to do with elections

The Australian Constitution disallows people with dual citizenship from serving in government. About a month ago two Greens senators resigned from Parliament because they found out they unwittingly had dual citizenship from birth. The current conservative government laughed it up and mocked them for not doing due diligence, etc.

Yesterday the Deputy Prime Minister of the country was revealed to hold dual citizenship with New Zealand via birth so there was a deserved amount of schadenfreude about it. Their response has been for him to refuse to resign, and the government spent today going absolutely full retard, sending out all manner of major politicians to push the line that the Opposition was conspiring with a "foreign power" to bring down the government.

It is a deeply, deeply embarrassing and laughable tactic for them to try and pull.

>>137544366
is this real.

>>137547812
i was taking the piss you dickhead

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>>137539702
It is simple, we just need to make New Zealand part of Australia again, after all they used to be one of our states.

>>137548477

It's cool man I like posting on the internet anyway

Was it the chinks?

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>>137544366
cunt its fucking as far away from us as possible

>>137547812
What happened was the opposition party in Australia (Labor) asked the NZ opposition (NZ Labour) to check our deputy PM citizenship and turns out he had dual citizenship because his father was a kiwi, and between 1948 and 1978 it was kiwi law that if your father was a kiwi citizen when you were born you became an honorary citizen of NZ even though you might not of been born there - could of been born anywhere in the world and still would of counted, like our Deputy PM being born in Tamworth, AUS. That's what happened so he revoked his citizenship today and its going to the high court because hes pretty much innocent. But the point being that our current opposition party conspired with the NZ opposition to try bring down our deputy PM.

>>137547245

She has a tattoo in chink language on her arm.

>>137548883
nice definition of conspired you weird cunt
if i ask someone who is in a position to know a fact to check a fact thats not much of a conspiracy

hes fucked, he was too retarded to remember his daddy is a kiwi and didnt think that might have any chance of making him a kiwi? too bad he checked the box that said he did check

do your due diligence when getting the highest honour in serving your country and you wont lose that honour

>>137541946
what are you racist?

>>137539702
My money's on the country founded by criminals and degenerates.

>>137540527
You realise if we allowed dual citizenship in parliament literally everyone would be Chinese?

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>>137539984
nothing to see here goy

>>137542909
Turnbull is a Jew. Based Jew John Key never would have done such a thing to you, to try to oust your Jewish leader

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>>137541519
just bend over and take it goy

>>137539702

>hilp mi im a feggit

t. kiwi

>>137543330
They are now sending their women into battle! The fools!

>>137549803
>You realise if we allowed dual citizenship in parliament literally everyone would be Israeli?