Are all faggots really dirty pirate scum?

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All signs point to yes. It's just like those Nazi Fascists that sprung up the other day. Let's look at the evidence.

They're on a pirate ship.

They're faggots.

There are Pirate Costumes.

They are wearing Sharp Weapons.

There were reports of "aye aye, matey", and "yar har harrr, sir", among other obscenities, being shouted at Innocent Americans.

Those are cannons. And why do they have heave artillery weapons in a city? I'll tell you why.

There was a reported $6024 missing in cash and valuables (booty, coincidentally why they are faggots as well) from the "parade" which they "attended". Where do you think it went? Thieves? No, that was a pride parade, filled with Innocent Americans. It was the faggot pirates that did it.

The cannons were for just in case things got out of hand. They needed a way to assert their Sense of Supremacy in case things got ugly, to show the people who the pirates were, and who the marks were.

I am appalled that such vicious and anti social ideology can be allowed to exist, and so I see nothing wrong in calling for every faggot pirate's head. In fact, society should reward me for saying so.