/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ASSAULTS IN THE PARK EDITION

Comfy 10-4

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>>137524607
I had nearly forgotten how comfy these threads were. I hope the old regulars are doing OK.

I'm just waiting another night where they run out of room in the morgue.

Are the riots confirmed or still just a rumor? I hope Trump sends in the Nat'l guard to crack a few skulls and keep those monkeys in line.

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It's too hot for Swiss Miss. Get cool and comfy with Minute Maid Lemonade.

>>137524854
Still just a rumor.

>>137525014
tasty.

>>137524854
a chimpout of any scale is so common, I doubt it would rate an uptick in radio chatter unless we were at Cat 3 at least.

>>137524810
or four hour backlogs at dispatch. when "found a skull in the park" gets put on the back burner, it's a comfy night.

what does robert mean? code for?

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On the one hand riots are destructive and will only make things more unstable, on the other it would be nice to see Chicago rip itself apart and maybe see the mob lynch ((Rham Emannanuel))

>>137525406
/ourguys/ in blue

>>137525406
Callsign for night shift patrol cars.

>>137525406
night shift cops

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I hope you're having a good life, Viet Robert. Thanks for the OC, m8.

>>137524761
We be here n sheeit

>68 year old male has blood coming from his mouth

Real nibba hourz

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>>137525823
Ayy welcome back, Robert.

>Wanted for a hit and run
Never hear about that nigga on the news

>driver of a maroon cab is slumped over the wheel
Why do so many chicagoans end up slumped over their steering wheels?

>>137526510
Booze, heroin, and/or gunshot wounds.

>captcha was roberts security

>>137526510
Sauwsedge induced haht attahk at tha wheel

>>137526659
>>137526673
both of these are likely valid answers.

Male black gang member throwing bottles at vehicles

>bonafide DOA

>>137526962
At the McDonald's

Bonafide DOA-natural causes

GG anonymous corpse. you survived Chicago.

>>137526962
you forgot
>intoxicated

>DID YOUR PARTNER CHANGE HIS RADIO?

>...

>i'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO, THANK YOU.
That sass! Wanda, pls!

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>>137524272
wtf it started like 2 hours late i was wondering with the xplosion of shills today but now i can get cozy

>Morse code
What's that about?
I'm new to /cpd/ despite living in near west suburbs

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>20 people doing drugs
>one seizing on the ground
>unsure if they need an ambulance

Robert better have some body removal forms ready to go

>>137527355
we had a stealth thread earlier. Some anon started a speculative happening thread about Chicago that got co-opted.

>>137527468
>lacking the common sense that drug induced seizing requires medical attention

>>137527382
apparently some medical/ems system they use transmits info as morse.

>>137527382
Repeater IDing itself. It's an FCC requirement

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>>137527533
lol i thot about clicking that one
very nice hiding in plain sight very nice roberts

"Come back, please, come back"

What did he mean by this?

>men fighting outside
>one has a broom handle

>>137527610
>>137527726
Thanks Rob

>>137527992
Perhaps an undercover Robert trying to clean up the streets.

>>137527881
Stealth comfy is best comfy. It's like have a big flannel blanket on a corduroy sofa, watching through your bay windows as a hurricane rip up your neighborhood.

>>137527992
Jackie Chan is back.

>Chicago
Racist.

>>137528148
some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

OPERATOR IS MAD

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Dispatch is sassy tonight!

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>>137528332

>>137528458
>>137528504
Wanda is super crabby. I wonder if there's a noob on Robert's shift

>peeping tom

>PEEPING TOM: Male white looking through her window

>peeping Tom

Keep your blinders up tonight, Robert.

We got a peeping tom on the loose.

peeping tom noice

>still getting too much static!
Ahh, that's what's got Wanda wound up. Shitty radios.

>literal dumpster fire

shot spotter?...

interesting...

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>>137528244

>the 8 year old granddaughter is being demanding

People who waste police time on shit like this should be tased.

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They switch to TAC channels for specific stuff right?

This is just dispatch?

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>>137529332
indeed.

>>137529851
im sure if a riot or mass casualty incident they would as not to clog up regular dispatch

>>137529851
depends. this stream monitors a dozen different dispatch channels from across the metroplex.

>>137526673
Kek

>>137530313
Not necessarily. A few months back we listened as two Roberts were ambushed by LaRaza...the rest of the night was a fucking multi-layered manhunt. we heard the whole thing on this stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU
this was fucking rough.

>>137529851
>>137530576
The only things that have seemed to be on a different channel so far are SWAT incidents.

jesus christ this static

>>137530914
I wager Chi-town SWAT go full Sicario at times.

>>137530576
thanks for the link. seems like they caught the piece of shit too

>>137531493
Both of them. That was a rollercoaster night. I was a wreck at work the next day, but it was great being here with anon for it.

They should change the name of the city to "two shots heard, nothing further"

>Gangbangers yelling gang slogans and talking about guns

Most that ever happened on my local scanner was some people committing knife point robberies, they crashed their (stolen) car and the police set up a cordon, but I don't think they caught them.

It was very anti-climactic.

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>Expressed desire to kill herself, history of mental illness

Also, Trump tweeted this

I wish I was listening to Riverside police dispatch when dorner started killing cops. He ambushed 2 cops killing one starting the rampage. 5 miles from my house

>>137532797
That must have been interesting

>>137532919
It was because at that point his manifesto wasn't out so you didn't know if was creeping around and gonna shoot random people

>Building on fire

>Loud music in backyard

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>>137533604
We turnin dis structure fire into a barbeque!

OP is heading to bed, gentle-anons. It's been a pleasure hanging out with you tonight. Don't let the shilling get to you, alright? I'll see you next time.

>Laqueisha!

>>137532797
>Dorner was 4 and a half years ago

Where has the time gone?

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>>137524272

>>137533885
>>137534902
Very nice.

>female sleeping on the sidewalk

>girlfriend went crazy and took his car keys
>male in the background saying she hit him with a metal rod

>threw out his crunchies

fuckin kek

>>137536518
Oh, car keys. I'm going deaf. shit.

how can the cops deal with that shit?
working as cops in chikago

>4 males black
oh no
captcha: calle lose

>"assholes" in the background

kek goodnight Roberts, till next time

Isn't it 2am in chikago?
Why are 4 males black in hoodies knocking over garbage cans and vandalizing on construction sites?

>>137537619
Because niggers, anon. Because niggers.

>dude sneaking around wearing the mask from the Scream movies

>keep up keep up
heh

>male hispanic beating a female in the pool

>>137537619
you obviously haven't heard of real nigga hours anon

>have somebody go tell mikey's mom to come pick him up

>>137542176
Nope I haven't yet, only tuned in a few times so far.
I like that it's night time there when I wake up here

10th page? really?

>>137544831
I think everyone else is asleep, I will be soon.

>>137545008
I forgot you're all amerikans here, it's night time there right

>>137530241
The fuck is that box for? It's got lights and everything, does it fly?

>>137545565
Firearm discharge triangulation device, old Pip.