POSSIBLE CHIMPOUT IN CHICAGO!!!

god i hope so

>>137493332
>in Chicago
So Monday then.

>>137493332
YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAY!

>>137493332
why are they rioting?

Oooh shit, fire up the /CPD/ thread and get comfy, lads!

>>137493332
But why? It's Monday night. People have work tomorrow. They're not going to have time to riot.

>>137493332
Please God, I need something to cheer me up.

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Seems the main link isn't working

This works tho:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/webflash

>>137493523
>blacks
>work

>>137493332
Just another monday in chiraq

>more so than every other night

Kek, I legitimately despise women and niggers, nothing but nation wreckers.

>>137493332
fuck it i live in the 'burbs, i almost want to head over there to watch chimps get beaten to death while eating popcorn.

>>137493652
>Chiraq
No, Chicongo.

>>137493467
>more than normal

>>137493517
Cause them evil whities are getting uppity. Also probably was hot there today.

>>137493523
see above

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>>137493523
Good one!

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http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>137493647
eggctly

>>137493517
Its Monday.

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>>137493332
>more so than every other night
Chicago, everyone

>>137493750
Chiraq is actually pretty accurate. It really went to shit when they took out a strong man that kind of kept all the different gangs in check. Much like Saddam.

don't these people have jobs and responsibilities to be rioting on a monday?

>>137493332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpufzJNrZ2Y

>>137493883
such is life in illinois, where everyone doesn't matter unless you live in a literal zoo, it sucks having your vote and voice worth less then nothing.

>>137493517
Someone's shoes got scuffed.

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>>137493332
I cant believe (((Chicago))) the Commie Central Command HQ, is going to start acting up... Its almost like we had a Community Organizer from (((Chicago))) Running the country for the past 8 years...

>>137493935
No, they're black. Blacks don't work.

>>137493900
sauce

>>137493332
I hope this is legit. I want to see that city burn to the ground.

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likely to be video streams?
It's already 2am here, listening to audio only will result in ZzZzzZZZzzzs.

>>137493332
Is this because of Charlottesville? Holy fuck this thing has been done to death.

Livestream of NYC and Chicago. (with /cpd/ scanner as well)
If video doesn't load just use yt directly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJur1TfkrTY

>>137493935
>nogs
>jobs
m8 i don't think you've ever been to a major american city have you? the fucks just line up and beg for change all day and if you keep your eye off them they will fuck your shit and rob you or steal your organs or some shit.
seriously our cities are brazil tier.

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>>137493900

oh look its one of the cult bitches thats getting murdered

>>137493332
Why? Because it's warm and not raining?

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Ive yet to see any source on this claim. Sauce faggot or nothing will happen.

>contacts with the (((police)))

>>137493332

USA is so fucked lmao.

>>137493332
Chiraq in action, let see how many black people are killed (by other blacks).

Chicagofag here it's nice in the city just stay away from the south side it's infested with nogs

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>>137493523
>People have work tomorrow
you cheeky cunt

>>137494047
Southern Illinois is pretty nice though.

Can confirm, I'm not working tonight because nigs b noggin extra hard because >WE made one of their beached whales pay the toll.

>>137494484
no shit, we would be way the fuck better off if we got rid of all our major cities, theres not a single good major city in america right now.

>>137493900
I'd like to hide in her attic if you what i mean

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Why are the monkeys rioting tonight?

>>137494806
wouldn't know, i'm in dupage right in the burbs, but i have family that went south for a while and claimed that as well.

>>137494206
i'm so sorry anon but thats a woman

>>137494855
And whites thing they can win a race war? Younguys are surrounded by gangs of all racesbwith much more gun power.

The driver faggot ruined your movement.

>>137494932
*you know
>>137494980
do they even need an excuse at this point ?

>>137493332
>>137493426
>>137493484
>>137493518
>>137493617
>>137493652
>>137493879
Shots fired reports from united center!!

>>137493523
I skip work to protest.

not like a minimum wage job is worth trying to save when I can go next door and get another minimum wage job there

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Did trump ramp back up delivery of military vehicles?

>>137495152

Anyone got the comfy stream with the cool trance music behind it? Sorryto be a nigger but I don't remember what it was.

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>>137493332
>Source is some guy who has been dead for over 200 years.

>>137493517
nigs gonna nig

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>>137493332
>More so than every other night

>>137495156
Business as usual then, niggers are shooting each other 24/7.

>>137495156
Is it happening

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>>137495156
Anyone really surprised?

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>>137493332
>>137493518
>>137493617
/CPD/ EARLY EDITION!

>>137493856
THIS IS THE BEST LINK USE THIS.

I'LL FIRE UP A LEGIT /CPD/ AT BUMP LIMIT IF NOBODY ELSE DOES IT

>>137493332
Robert and Adam will save us

>>137494705
Fuckin' paisitas.

>>137495277
youarelistening.to/chicago

Black people will legit shoot each other!
I love this summer nights

>>137493883
He looks Jewish.

>>137493856
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Thank you deeply my famanon.

>>137493900
Imagine the anxiety of having a girl this bad.

>>137495680
Thank you anon

>>137495571
>>137495523
>>137495459
Multiple reports of blacks attacking white cops at united center. Race war starts tonight lads

>>137493332
I don't get this. Just when the ANTIFA got even a little bit of sympathy from general public they go out and act like niggers for days straight. Or is there something i'm missing? Why are they chimping again?

>>137494206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ6Hov5Gpz4

>>137495133
Didn't people say the same thing about Milo's shit

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>>137493332
FIELD TRIP!

>>137493332
you know its a shithole when you point out more so than usual to rioting

just gas Shitcago and be done with it

>>137495994
Because one of Soros & Kessler's minions killed a fat coal burner in CHO.

The final battle between Male Black and Robert. Who will win?

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>>137495982
NP. I've been gone a while...but I smell a happening in the air. A whole lot of angry stupid motherfuckers are about to start some real bloodletting. I need to be comfy if it's going down this time. You lads are the best company for that sort of thing.

>>137496398
Robert has body armor, better weapons, can shoot straight, and wears a belt.

>>137495770
>black people start shooting each other because a white person killed a white person
THIS
FUCKING
TIMELINE

>>137495994
antifa and the left in general are never held accountable for their actions.

They have been rioting and attacking people all across the nation for the past 2 years and have never received negative press from the MSM.

>>137495680
Do it, I don't have the copypasta otherwise I would've done it

>>137495994
You expect the media to be fair in their coverage of 'peaceful protesters' and 'violent right wing nazi white male nationalists'?
Normies will never see the truth as long as the lügenpresse is allowed to spew lies.

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>>137493332
"more so"

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>>137493517
The local KFC got shut down, there's a nationwide shortage of watermelons, and Trump cancelled all their EBT cards

so did something happen or are the nigs just using any excuse to riot now?

>>137495680
Yes please

>>137493332
LOL AWESOME CPD THREAD WHEN?

>>137496718
>now

what did he mean by this?

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>>137496718
>implying it's any different from all the other nig nog riots

>>137496718
take a guess

>>137496439
Yes! Alright then!

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Something must happen, we can't remain calm while liberal are literally destroying America's history!

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>>137496622
Will do. I have the OP post ready to bake. Let's enjoy this stealth /cpd/ thread before I post. /pol/ is crazy with the shilling atm.

>>137496711
poor bants lad, you can do better

>>137496352
>>137496604
>>137496644
That's shame. It's more or less the same in Finland but on the smaller scale. It seems all the people who work on the news are leftist.

>"Thanks to the organizers of this wonderful event."
>"They're all Democrats"

Top Kek. Based RPD.

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>>137496711
If only. EBT is a state controlled thing.

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aw shit its CPS time

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>>137496965
Go back to leftypol fag

We got a shot up niqqa, sheeeiiit

>>137496833
>>137496864

That even though they have been rioting on the flimsiest of reasons and not been held accountable for their actions they have at least TRIED to have an excuse for doing it. Either I missed something that the nigs could use to go rioting again, or they are moving on to just doing it because they can and they know nothing will happen to them.

>>137493332
Wow Nazis are in Chicago too?! These violent nazis need to stop destroying our country!!!!!

Oh wait....

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>>137493332
Nigger's gonna Nig!!!!!

>>137495680
God's work, anon. My cpd copypasta is on my other laptop.

>>137496575
>black people start shooting each other because a white person killed a white person
No it's even better. A jew killed a coalburning whore.

>>137497181
But I hate niggers as much as the next guy. Your post was just shit and used unfunny and old as fuck jokes.

>>137497394
he may have a real fight on his hands this time. I wager PROCOM feels emboldened by their recent successes.

>>137497394
Instead of these fags flying nazi flag why don't they just fucking come out and fly flags with that shit on it. They'd have so much more fucking support from everyone, even trump if they just said that shit

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>>137497549
Dawwww, poor little leftypol cuck can't handle bantz

>>137497632
Because the nazi flag fags get their paychecks from the same parent company as the antifa fags. Everything is fake and gay, anon. Everything.

>>137493332
>--More so than every other night.

>>137497725
danke doktor

there has to be an actual reason. why are they rioting?

because whites had a protest?

>>137498124
The chimpout is cultural anon. We celebrate christmas, the sell crack and loot Latrine's Weave Shop

>>137498124
>there has to be an actual reason

Is this your first fucking day here? There's never a fucking reason with niggers

>>137498124
yup. Dem evil whities got uppity, so wees gotsta get uppity too, nigga

>>137493517
New air Jordan's

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>>137493900
I want to cum inside a girl while she reads about Anne Frank describing her vagina

>>137493332
>We have word that Chicago is going to go full chimpout mode tonight!
Same thing that happens every night.

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>>137498489
>describing her vagina

Wat?

Does that actually happen in that book?

>>137495982
This is Chicago everyday fags. We have had a race war here for aeons. Chicago has always been a haven for crime and corruption, just look at the mobs in the 20's and all the corrupt politicians.
Obama only made it worse. Trump is going to need to send in more then just a few feds to clean up Chicago. More like the marines.

>>137496996
Just in case there was any confusion as to why Illinois is broke

>>137497572
What success? One of theirs got killed.

Can someone post cpd bingo cards

>>137498682
It's not exactly a book, it's a teenager's diary.

>>137498425
yes there is you retard.

Like Letron Lamarcus Williams getting shot by cops because he was threatening them with a gun but really dindu nothin.

I know how this works, there's a "reason", no matter how ridiculous it is

>>137498682
is this bait? there's like a four page sex scene

>Caller said a female black broke in her apartment and was fighting the caller with a knife
SHEEEIIIT

>>137498860
Symbolic victories, for clarification. They are the "symbol-minded" that Carlin spoke of; the statues, the flag, these matter more to them than anyone else.

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>>137498868
Aye

Dayum Soro's goons going into Overdrive. What's the occassion? His B-day 2 days ago? Black sky drills? He's only got 3 more months before it's too cold to protest

>>137498953
Fair enough

>>137499008
Breh, I never read it. Don't really care to either.

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>>137495180
This is why you go nowhere in life.
Good job Komrade

Literally just woke up. Is there a supposed reason for a nigout? How's Robert?

Gonna get real /comfy/ tonight

>>137496965
there welfare check bounced and soviet Chicago ran out of ration books

all that left is milk tokens and none of them can drink milk.

>>137499086
Thx

Anyone have the assault edition?

>>137497572
> recent successes

They are literally getting anally raped all while pretending it was their plan all along.

The Libs are toast

I'm in Gary, how fucked am I?

>>137499086
We got mcdonalds

>>137493517

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY

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>>137493332
Prepare your memes men.

>>137499998
damn so close to
>>137499999

>>137498682
Aren't you amerifats forced to read her diary? What, did they cut out that part because Americans can't handle anything even remotely sexual? It was literally the only good part of the book...

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>>137499391
I'm sure it's not his fault, how could he ever be responsible for his own circumstances?

It's not happening, is it

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>>137493332
they wont do shit. they never do shit and i cant even be bothered to watch them continue to not do shit. freakin wrestling is on tonight so they are all booked up. Sorry to burst your bubble OP

>>137500201
I wasnt, but yeah, anything regarding sex is removed.

>>137500201
no they cut it out because our education system isn't full on degenerate yet
christians still have an option to opt out of evolution classes as well

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>>137499762
this one?

>>137499891
If you can't see things from their perspective I can't help you. They're going to see what they've accomplished as a victory, and that's going to embolden them.

>>137500369
We're still an hour from Real Robert Hours. RNH isn't for 3 more hours.

>>137493332
they werent chimping out when like 22 people got shot this weekend

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>>137493332
I honestly doubt there will be a riot.

Chicago almost never riots. Sure, niggers in the ghetto act like niggers all the time, but there is too much distrust and division within their own neighborhoods for them to actually organize anything.

The reason there was a riot during the Trump rally was because UIC is literally located just north of a huge Mexican neighborhood, Pilsen. It is also seated just east of many other shitty neighborhoods like Lawndale and Austin. The UIC neighborhood itself is completely occupied by the most retarded college students imaginable, ones that do nothing but pop ecstasy and listen to shitty music all of the time. If Trump had hosted his rally at the Allstate Arena near the airport, there would have been no riot because none of the niggers would have been able to get over there.

Trump was someone all of them could unify against, but other than that, they are not going to come together for a riot. Even after Laquan McDonald was shot and after the videos were released, there were no virtually no violent protests because a nigger getting shot in Chicago isn't really news.

>>137500430
rasslin sucks except njpw and LU though
maybe roman and strowman will do something cool again but other than that it's sucked

>>137500201
I left school before I had to read that shit.

>>137493332
Fuck the week im outta town this shit happens. I always miss out on a happening

>>137493517

High levels of melanin.

any happenings yet?

>Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there was a second set of labia on the inside, since you couldn't see them. What's even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris…When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit down and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks like a kind of blister. That's the clitoris.

Evidently it was her father that edited out the parts about sex, and an unabridged edition was only released in 1995

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hey roberts, what have i missed?

>>137500201

We are. Most read the edited version.

As I understand it, her father edited the original diary because he was uncomfortable with that side of his daughter

>>137500511
That's a good one, but I was looking for one that had a square saying "rake/hoe" & "machete" etc

>>137501000
wrong thread? context?

>>137501000
What a cute normie

>>137495156
It's just a community basketball game. Lol

>>137495972
I have one. All you have to do is truly red pill them
hope for one slightly les sintelligent than you.

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>>137500122
FUCKIN LOVE THE BANGLES

>>137501208
see
>>137498489
and
>>137493900

>>137498124
I'm guessing narching orders came down from somewhere above their IQ.

Might be related to Illonois inevitably going bankrupt before the year's out. Maybe kikes just want maximum fucking chaos to smokescreen something truly insidious...

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>>137501174
I dont think I saved that one, Robert. Sorry!

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>>137501029
The usual coonery, m8. settle in Let's see if things get crunk 2nite

NIGGA JUS GOT SHOT IN DA FOOTS

>>137502051
*marching

Nignogs gonna nignog

>>137495994

Scorpion and frog

>Male black making threatening gestures with a brick in his hand
How...bizarrely conventional.

>>137493935
Chicago is like Europe but with southern black and welfare. Completely healthy blacks bug you for change.

>>137497632
Fake nazis

>Momma's callin that her som got robbed
>they took his car and his phone

>>137496935
Broken foot liberals lol.

>>137496935
(((They're))) hoping white people will chimp out over this kind of shit and start a civil war. The dumb goy will surely kill each other now.

>>137502063
Thanks anyway... I'll be more diligent in cpd next time

>Calling in a violation of handicap parking
SEND IN THE FUCKING FEDS TRUMP

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>>137503403
It's hard to keep it all straight. /cpd/ anons churn out a ton of OC.

>two women in a parking lot throwing groceries at each other

>>137497572
out of curiosity what is this PROCOM?

>>137493517
It's Monday, and white people still exist.

>>137503940
They aren't anti-fascist; they're pro-communist.

>>137498124
Because it's Monday which means the working class won't be there to interrupt them while they loot.

>>137493928
Chicongo is pretty accurate too on account for the barbaric actions the dark areas enterprise

>>137495713
Can you guys try to at least feign acceptance of these people so that they don't have to go through the embarrassment of trying too hard to fit in as a spic? Basically we want them to speak English without a manufactured accent for false authenticity purposes. It's just that when people who can't even speak proper Spanish try and have an accent while speaking English I want to put them out of their miserable abominable existence.

>>137504597
bunch of fucking tribals ooking and eeking as they murder each other over gaudy shit sneakers made by chinese wage slaves

>>137504866
>chinese wage slaves

And ironically the chinese are a growing population in chicago helping to gentrify long black neighborhoods

>>137504265
oh, I didn't realize we were calling them what they were
My bad

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>>137505010
TANK U FOR GET SHOE MICHAEL JORDAN

NOW MOVE PREASE

YOU STINK NEAR OUR HOUSE

>>137505105
It might be just me. I don't pretend to be the voice of the /pol/ gestalt.

>9:20PM, meatwagon is recovering a corpse from the hospital, shots heard, battery in progress, all within minutes of each other

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Neither real communism nor real capitalism have ever been tried. Every time they're attempted, pre-existing social structures/cultures end up fucking up everything. Prove me wrong.

>>137496935
>Something must happen, we can't remain calm while liberal are literally destroying America's history!
Do you have a car?

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>>137493332
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>10:28pm "The First call was anonymous, check your call."

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>>137506246
I love that OC.

More deaths than a "Nazi-Klan" rally any day of the week: Chicago

>>137506957
We're currently at a slow trickle of human misery, every few minutes, an assault, a robbery, drugs and guns, domestics.

>male black got hit over the head with a bat. Another one had a knife

>>137495337
you shut your mouth. Thomas1774Payne has yet to be wrong

>barricades going up
>Dispatch is making sure that officers are heading to their "posts"
Oh boy.

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bingo 2 nights in a row.

MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS HEARD. ITS REPORTED THAT TWO BLACK MALES HAVE ASSAULT RIFLES

>>137508805
Please let this be it! Burn that shit to the ground

Nobody outchimps the chimps. Whitey is trying to take even the chimp out from them. We're the worst.

DIABLO
I
A
B
L
O

>>137508984
kangz of the chimp

>>137508984
DAS KULTRAL PROPAGATION, MANE! DAMN WHITEBREADS BE TAKIN ERRYTHANG FROM US SHEEEIIT

>>137506957
more people have died in chicago along at the hands of black teens than people have been killed by KKK members in the best 4 decades.

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>>137493332
>Chicago is going full chimpout

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>>137509516
Hell, look at just the stats for the last 8 months.
http://heyjackass.com/

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>>137509516
I'll just leave this here.

>>137509763
To be fair, BLM is protesting police shootings. However, the number of black men who are completely innocent and unarmed getting shot by the cops is also incredibly low. BLM is the most fake outrage bullshit I've ever seen.

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>>137500511
Neat. I didn't have that one.

>>137493726
Kane county here. Let's fill my box truck with anons and roll

>>137509607
That's a weird looking monkey.

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wtf jimmy smits just hit a woman?!

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>>137509516
more blacks have died in arguments with one another over fried chicken than have been killed by the kkk in the past 30 years.

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>selling Indiana cigarettes
Oh the travesty

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Welcome to Real Robert Hours.

ha how sexist of him!

>>137493332
Will this be the night Chicago dies?

>>137511656
Chicago is the beast that bleeds, but doesn't die. So, no.

>>137493332
In Chicago right now near Wrigely. Don't see any niggers or signs of rioting.

>>137511656
Chicago has been a shambling corpse of a city for years.

>>137511934
Keep us up to date if the situation changes, canary anon

>>137493879
>Its Monday.

I hate Mondays.

>>137511934
Boystown.

>>137512801
So he's face down on a dick, and that's why he sees nothing?

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>>137511934
>in chicago
>don't see niggers

>>137510104
prank calls to robert
>/ourgoys/?

>drunks pissing in the buddhist temple

That's a new one.

>Buying drugs and urinating in the bhuddist temple
Lmao... Not on my bingo card- Fuck

>>137493517
Dey need monie fo dem programz

>>137510459
I mean I don't doubt this, but I can't find a source for this.

>>137513232
still laughing

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>>137495571
>>137495982
>>137496935
>>137497181
>>137497394
back to r/coontown

Found a live stream.


https://youtu.be/PJgP6_VX6uE

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Please don't look at this image.

https://twitter.com/UncleChangNYC/status/897293633673547777

"Your babbys will be brown"

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>>137496935
Look at every single person that kicked the statue it's literally a commercial for low T

>>137497938
Wise anon

>shots fired
And so it begins?

>>137514291
That pic gives me the feels.

>>137514943
That's basically every day in Chicago.

>>137514943
Shots fired, call for a K9 unit, foot pursuit lost contact

>>137514952
Isn't it more controversial to be conservative than gay these days? That isn't just me right?

>>137498868
online cards link
mfbc.us/m/tvz8x

>>137515309
top lad!

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>>137493332

If they're going to be outside of their homes, who'll call the fire department?

How are police going to stop arsons during riots...?

Is robert code for something or just a common name?
Can someone explain this meme to me?

>>137515659
Callsign for night shift patrol cars.

>>137515659
Robert = night shift cars

>>137493652
basically just an excuse to steal weaves and chicken

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>>137514291

>>137494806
It is. But at the end of the day you're still in IL..

>wife is threatening him with a knife
>he has a pair of scissors

>>137518053
EN GARDE NIQQA STAND AND DELIVUH

>>137512948
Most of chicago is white and rich. They actually keep the boons away from the civilized quite effectively in that city. Wander into the wrong area though and christ, they'll eat you alive.

>alejandra is trying to stab her husband with a pen

>spanish woman stabbed her husband with a pen
feisty!

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>>137493517
>Right wing shit is ruining our country
>Lets stop this by fucking up one of the most left wing areas in the country

?????

SHOTS FIRED

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>>137496935
Why are these effeminate "rioters" all holding cell phones instead of molotov cocktails??

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>>137514291

>>137493879
>it's monday
I'm pissed about that too, can I join the riot? BAN MONDAY

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>>137501990

Good. Show the Leftists what sort of scum they're aligning themselves with.

>>137493332
is there even anything to lose in chicago anyway?
it's one of the many mexinigger cities on the process of becoming another detroit

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>>137520253
>Show
what? as far as they're concerned, its still the white man's fault. you're not going to teach anyone dick, anon.

>Ambulance calling for a body removal

>>137498489
Intriguing. Go on.

>>137493517
They want more money and gibs from YT.

>>137493900
Too soon

First time listening to this. God I can't believe what I've been missing...

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I heard Robert!

>>137493332
I work third shift downtown, no choppers or chimpouts, seems like a typical Monday night. Probably the typical chimpout in the hood though

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>>137498955
>Like Letron Lamarcus Williams getting shot by cops because he was threatening them with a gun but really dindu nothin
>he was threatening them with a gun
>dindu nuffin

>>137521803
Welcome. We're still half an hour from Real Nigga Hours™.

>>137522561
I'll put on the coffee.

>>137522935
What's the equivalent of Swiss Miss for a hot-weather drink?

>>137493517
Several social services buildings are closed for remodeling at the moment and EBT card system problems.

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>>137522935
Ahh, you're already getting comfy. Good, good. You'll fit in here fine. The threads move slow, the violence is real, and the ambient BGM is top notch.

FOOT CHASE!! NORTHBOUND ON .... ?

>>137523278
>he's trying to make it back to his house

>>137523094
Iced coffee?
>>137523232
With the shit show over the weekend, I need something slow and enjoyable for a while.

>>137494484
ayy lmao.

whats a good night in chicago?

1-2 murders?

>it's a dispatch gives you tinnitus episode

>>137523094
a tall fresh-squeezed lemonade, with a little maraschino cherry action to make it festive.

>>137523566
the shilling intensity has been ludicrous. It's completely out of scale for the shit that's actually happening.

>>137523737
heyjackass.com

there's a kill counter for this city lol

>>137493523
>niggers working

>>137523094
Can't you buy a bag of chocolate milk?

>girlfriend stole his car

Baking legit /cpd/ bread. Oven fresh! Stand by, Roberts.

>>137493879
hello my brother

>>137524272
>>137524272
>>137524272


FRESH HOT BREAD

>>137524272
>>137524272
>>137524272

>>137523737
>whats a good night in chicago?

>1-2 murders?

Top kek, nobody there can remember the last time there were fewer than 4-5 in a day now.

If there are <20 shootings in total, it's a slow night in Chimpcongo.

>>137493517
mo money fo dem programs

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>>137523566
>>137523783
>>137523933
These aren't very strong brands.

For instance, Swiss Miss is the established brand to get comfy during the winter riots.

And Pure Leaf is the obvious beverage of choice for a northerly gentleman such as myself during a glorious shitposting session...

Hey, how about Minute Maid Lemonade?

Does the rain slow down the shootings?

>>137525044
yeah, you get more domestics instead. they stay home and threaten suicide, or beat up their kids or girlfriends.

Did 1415 say help?