NORTH KOREA "BACKS OFF" ON THREATENED MISSILE STRIKE ON GUAM

>>137481435
Expected to be honest.
China wasn't going to be on board with them to the point of nuking anyone.
North Korea is USA's little bitch re-confirmed.

don't believe him, purposeful distraction

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>>137481435
what a fucking surprise, nothing happened

>>137481435
>that picture
Kim jong un is bretty hot desu senpai

>>137481435
>US on high alert as satellites observe North Korea moving missiles into position

>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11904494

idk

>>137482164
Change your flag faggot.

>>137482164
preparing to strike =\= striking

Kimmy wanted to press a button if he decided the time was right. How do you expect him to press the button if the missles aren't in place? NK is a faggot pussy state and their leader is not only incompetent but also too hot-headed to remain in power. I say us assassinates this little bitch

>>137482130
Comfy friend?

I bet this will get ignored as happeningfags spam the board

>>137481435
>pussy
>for not wanting china to fuck their shit inside and out

yeah go neck yourself OP

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>>137482657
Nah, still have to got to South Korea for six months, for no reason.

>>137483877
You'll be okay kim wont do shit.

He's waiting until GoT finale to see if he should nuke, sources familiar with the way he thinks says.

>>137483789
>TAHH RAHH AMEWICAN SCUM PEEG I SHOOT MISSUH ATCHU
>RAHH I OBLITERATE HEARTLAND OF US
>ME WANT MORE FOOD AND FORUN AIDE WAHHHH
>RAHH RAHH I HIT GUAM SHUT UP AMEWICAAAA
DT: Fucking do it you bitch, we'll destroy you with fire and fury. You will be in so much trouble your country and its regime will be fucking obilterated instantly.
>o-oh... osanku amewica, we no hit gwam, ohrooo.....
>I WAIT AND SEE, DEN AMEWICAN PIG WILL SUFFER

Yeah... kimmy's a little whiny bitch.

>>137481910
He's got the hairline of an ashtray.

Big fat squirting pussy Kim desu

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Where does it say "backs off"?

>>137485070
obviously photoshopped, they release these in broken english

>>137484595
Lel

>>137481435
Maybe if we all call him a pussy he will see it and go through with it.

>>137481435
as expected

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>>137484595

Looooooool

>>137481435
No shit Sherlock. Kim knows he will die if he does anything... why commit suicide when you are god of your nation and have infinite sex slaves... ain't gonna happen.

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>>137484792

well yeah. Their contry is held together by sticks. Aircraft are falling apart.

Whining and screaming is cheap.

picture related: North Korean drone

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>>137481435
Gay. Fuck you kim.

>What a pussy

Wow, you actually wanted them to hit Guam? Are you a fucking traitor?

>>137487399
I wanted him to cause the death of his own awful regime faggot

screaming and whining about hitting the us with "unrelenting fire" for months and then getting cold feet when us pushes back is kim being a pussy. him being a pussy is not related to whether or not i want him to do it. damn you're retarded.

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>>137481435
Trump initiated the first phase of sanctions against China today. PRC realized the USA wasn't fucking around and sobered up fast. It's nice to have a president who doesn't give a fuck.

Have we advanced in technology enough to detect if Crystal Palace got nuked or not without having them confirm it on the radio?

>>137487842
They got there ass handed to them by Huddersfield on Saturday, I can tell you that much

https://twitter.com/hani_op0

Wow, so does this mean Donald drumpf is literally a bigger bully than North Korea? Ugh how problematic. Cringe.

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>>137489633
>citing a sandnigger as source
"""Great"""" Br*tain

Everyone knew it, NK has never done shit they just shoot empty threats to get some food for their starving population

>>137481435
wow what a surprise
just like the last time they threatened Guam

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KIM FUCKING DO IT!!!!

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>>137487792

>>137481435
That article isn't entirely accurate. He never said he wouldn't do it, he said he wanted more time to analyze the US's actions before deciding to strike. Whether that's a signal he's backing off or not, I'm not sure, but that article is severely misleading either way.

>>137487792
It's more likely that Trump gave money to Chinese business, or a heavy concession to China. Trump and Xi just spoke on the phone a few days ago

>>137490301
Yeah but this time they have nukes though. What's the over under of them already blowing through their Ukraine supply and they have nothing left?

>>137481435

yeah, burgers are gullible cunts.

>>137481435
meme his sexual reassignment surgery! we have to provoke him!

That was the plan all along.
NK are masters of brinkmanship, and if you see this as weakness you're sorely mistaken

>>137481435
T H I C C
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Trump stood up to that fat commie and he backed off.

>>137481435
He is much kinder than his father and we should try to work with him.

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trump doesn't have his DM's open on twitter asstard.

>>137481435
Kim NoDong

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>>137490473
fake news

The only places that are following that singular Korean report are Reuters and wsj.

you can take both of those with buckets of salt

>>137490578
>Backing off
He was never going to do anything ever. Not sure how old you are but North Korea does threats like these every other year. Then the media jumps on the bandwagon for ratings.

>>137490959
America once again whipped out it's big cut peen and the Asians went full cuck with their tiny dicks in their hands

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>>137481435
I'm so surprised.

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>>137481435

WHY DIDN'T YOU APPEASE THEM DRUMPH!!!?!?!?!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-report-idUSKCN1AU2GH

This is the original article that led to the inaccurate WSJ one. Though I'm somewhat skeptical if this one is accurate considering most sources say the report only signified that Kim had read the strike plans and had not given any decision, so I think there could possibly be a mistranslation or misunderstanding on one of the ends reporting this.

don't let the news fasten your thoughts, it is going to happen

>>137481435
WIN SO MUCH

THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY RUNS ON ANTI-AMERICAN RHETORIC THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO ABILITY TO ATTACK US THEY ARE DYING OF STARVATION THIS FUCKING DUMBASS COUNTRY IS LITERALLY GETTING PARANOID OF LITERAL POOR ASS THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES AND EVERYONE IS CONVINCED THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW POSSIBLE FUCK THIS COUNTRY

>>137482164
The Norks already showed us that they can launch without us spotting the missiles, they did so with the last ICBM test

They wouldn't be rolling out missiles in daytime from known launch locations if they really intended an attack

>>137481748
This. A jewters (reuters) article said he's sitting on his haunches observing for a "bit" longer. Those two things (OP's and that) dont mix

>>137484840
Audible kek

>>137491130
wrong, they released a statement from the dprk stating he was watching and waiting

aka: kimmy was blowing smoke

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>all these assblasted fatmurrilards pretending that they wouldn't lose to the DPRK within five minutes

>>137491157
He's never had real strike capabilities until now, I think time is needed to see if he'll use them or at least use them to try to extort countries. Whatever happens in these next few weeks is a good indicator of how this is going to end.

>>137491609
Really? No decoys? No threatening posture? Cuban crisis number two? Question is is dont they think it could be destroyed? Why hasnt it been? This is so fucky

No surprise. If Kimmy launches even a symbolic attack at the US he knows North Korea is glassed.

>>137491592
They have functioning warheads and functioning ICBMs, it's entirely possible. They won't attack though because what they really want is an end to sanctions and they're retarded enough to think this will get it for them.

Manufactured bullshit from Trump.

There was never any threat.

Kim knows he'll get blown the fuck out. People who act like he's a madman with nothing to lose are morons. He has fucking everything to lose. Would you want to give up your harem of qt nork girls in exchange for nuclear fire?

>>137481435
Anyone have the painting of Donald Trump lounging with a giant penis?

>>137491821
>>137491849
Why drop this so quickly? The rhetoric definitely ratcheted up. And theyve ALWAYS had sanctions

>>137491806
The last ICBM test was done at night from a never used before launch location and was not spotted before launch

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>>137481435
Tired of winning yet?

>>137491427
>dont let the news give you information about world events and politics

okay let me get my crystal ball and view the world through my all-seeing third eye

Oh wait, can't I just use yours instead?

>>137491952
But i meant the fact they moved them into offensive position today

>>137487399
You have THAAD and at least one carrier battle group within range of any Nork trajectory. Guam will be fine even if missiles are launched.

It was posturing.
It was allway just posturing.

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>>137490959

>that dominance assertion

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>>137491976
I see the happening is iminent, prepare, 2 hours left

>>137491821
They have those because they literally have nothing otherwise. There is literally no reason for them to attack anyone unless they just really want to be completely overrun by the US or China. I don't get how people are convinced they want a fight.

>>137492132
I dont buy it. Isnt kim just as fucked as him?

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>>137492132
such a man

you don't see these other cucked countries doing shit like that

Well we have Iran to look forward to. A drone followed one of our navy vessels off the coast of Iran today, that's really not nice. Maybe we should freedom bomb them.
Oh yea, their nuclear deal has been violated. I don't know how but basically it really doesn't matter.

>>137492208
>2 hours left

and you're right over the 372949 other anons posting the same thing? k bud

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>>137484595
He already knows the finale though

>>137487790
Shut the fuck up you little bitch. You're just some dumb little retard kid with no real life experience. You just want to read about some action from the safety of your spit covered computer monitor. I'd like to see you in Guam, still acting disappointed he didn't attack it.

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kimchi shits are the best

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>>137493013

I'm disappointed because I want to see that smug face wiped from existence but what did you expect? NK is all show. They know they would be obliterated within hours if engaged in a direct military confrontation with the US. Their strategy since the Korean war has been to stage these warmongering theatrics in order to scare concessions out of the UN, but it's not working with Trump.

>>137481435
ITT things I'm not surprised about

it's called saber rattling, and NK has been doing it for a long fucking time

>>137481674
>North Korea is USA's little bitch re-confirmed.
>Is the only country that is in possession of a captured US military ship
>they use it as a fucking tourist attraction
top lol

>>137491043
sup newfag

>>137491949
He dropped it because he knew Trump wasn't fucking around or at the very least didn't want to call his bluff. I saw some idiot criticize Trump with the poker analogy saying you don't try to force the hand of a guy with nothing to lose. But that's retarded because dictators like Kimmy have fucking everything to lose. And he's smart enough to fucking know the US can and will glass his fucking country.

>>137481435
well still waiting on the fire and fury. lets see it. drop the moab on them murica. set this entire thing into motion. lets get this over with

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>>137481435

I'm so disappointed in Kim, seems like no one can stand up to the bully in chief.

I really thought this was the end of that orange bastard.

>>137493639
she craves american cock

>>137481435
Well, well, well. Looks like fatboy blinked.

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Why is this allowed?

The quality of this board has somewhat lessened of late, Anon senpai

>>137494982
Because capitalism
What are you, some kind of commie?

>>137485417
>brorkin enrgrish

>>137492717
>disappointed

when did I say I was disappointed? learn to read faggot anything you say is now uncredited due to your levels of triggered

>>137481435

you morons! Kim never said any of that shit and they've been recycling same material since he got n power! how you morons don't realize this is just another Bin Laden or Sadam Hussain or Gadaffi, I bet they aren't even testing Missiles and it's all Deep State

>>137481435
Wait. Weren't you fucksticks screaming about a big happening halfway through August? Tomorrow is the halfway point, lol!

"COULD CHANGE HIS MIND"
The audacity of this fat fuck holy shit. All you /kim/ cucks are retarded. DURR UNTOUCHED BY JEW LANDD XD XD . That flies with Syria, Libya and Iraq but this fucker is actively threatening everyone around him to show off his 3.5 inch dong.

>>137495605
show your flag or shut the fuck up faggot

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>>137481435
fuck.. I hate stale popcorn
quick, America, implode in economic and social collapse
>but still have cell phone coverage, so faggots can stream it live for us
you know you want to

the only thing Kim needs is more time to build his missiles and nukes.

Dammit, I'm sick of NK blue balling us. Do it already!

>>137496624

Yep

He's not going to be stupid and suicide his country. He's going to test and build, test and build, until he has the world by the balls.

When he can hit a few cities with certainty, it's over for the world.

>>137496145

so your face, tranny bitch!

>>137481435
>thoughts?
China.

Kim's in a tougher spot than you think. He can't risk looking weak in front of his army, or they might off him. He can't be too strong, or we do it.

D-Dear Leader. It's me, your faithful servant. Remember when you played golf and got 18 holes in one? I have to come clean - I...I... I faked it. I grabbed the ball where you hit it, walked over to the hole and pretended to pull the ball out. I'm so sorry for deceiving you.
Oh, and by the way, about our military strength vs the US-
>North Korea backs off Guam missile attack threat

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>>137499290
take that isis

>>137481674
They are such attention whores and the usa can't wait for a reason to start another war. Sad.