Chill the fuck out /pol/

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Hey /pol/, Chad here. I've been lurking for a while now, watching yall freak the fuck out about #CVille and I think it's about time we had a talk. NONE OF THIS FUCKING MATTERS.

You're freaking out over something incredibly small, letting concern tear you apart at the seams and spiralling into a panic-induced collapse in your own self-confidence. It's ridiculous, stupid, and not the first time I've seen it. Remember when #PussyGate became a thing? Remember how freaked out everyone was because "Trump is fucking finished!" Remember how we just got fucking railed again and again, over and over, by bullshit stories from the left? It got to the point that even I wasn't sure how things would turn out. Then we got closer to the election, people forgot about everything, and Trump won. We forgot about how freaked out we were and things turned into a massive victory lap.

This FAILURE of a bunch of LARPers is nothing that should concern us. Yes, the media will use it for all it's worth. No, that won't last as long as you think it will. The surface of the melt that is America has certainly been disturbed, yes, but it will ripple away and the playing field will remain as it was; with us on the side of common sense and Lefties on the side of mental illness and degeneracy. None of the major players have changed, nor have their guiding principles or intentions: Trump is still Trump, Bannon is still Bannon, CNN is still a bunch of cucks.

So calm down. Don't reveal your fucking power level like those sperglords in #CVille and this will fade away far faster than you would have thought possible. Tunnel vision is a hell of a drug.

Yours,
Chad