License and Registration please

Collecting a meal ticket?

>>137472386
O-k, here you go.

>>137472386
Sovereign citizen, I don't have any and I don't need any, you work for me, now Fuck off.

>>137472386
Yes sir, here you go.

Was that so hard to say, you fucking niggers?

>>137472386

I AM GOVERNED BY MARITIME LAW !

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>137472386
Here's my license, annnddd proof of insurance.

HOL UP SUM FINNA
*reaches for pocket*

>>137472386
im in the passenger seat retard

>>137473891
>Reach for paperwork in wallet/glovebox
>Get shot because pig thinks Im reaching for a weapon

hmmemoji.flac

>>137472386
Here you go, please make it quick because I've got an actual job that I need to go to in order to feed welfare queens like you and your family.

>>137472386
AM I FREE TO GO?

>>137473891
It's not hard to say. The problem is when they're pissy little bitches and are unsatisfied with your compliance and start shit. When they lean into your car and they say "what's that over there" and you tell him and he keeps finding things to pester you about. Or if your breath smells and he pulls you out of the car saying you're drunk and wastes 3 hours of your time only to prove that you weren't drunk. The entire time you're submitting to that faggot cop because you don't want to get shot, high stress situations these people put you in are the problem.

If all they wanted was to take my papers and give me a ticket then go the fuck ahead. Just don't start shit when there isn't any.

>>137473627
>>137474003

Good luck with all that.

>>137474003
>>137473627
Spotted the retards.

>>Look at flag

Oh... Well...

>>137474426
If you're a dumb nigger maybe. I've never had an issue with police pulling me over. I always inform them of my CC and where it is located and I always show them my hands. It's not hard to do things in a calm and collected manner. Don't be a fucking spastic chimp and you won't get shot.

>>137474296
*BANG* *BANG *BANG*

>>137472386
I NEVER CONSENTED TO THE GOVERNMENTS AUTHORITY THUS I'M NOT LEGALLY OBLIGED TO GIVE YOU OR TELL YOU ANYTHING, HERE'S MY NUMBER TO MY LAWYER.

>>137474426
Your first mistake was being a nigger

>>137472386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSkBONbDwA

>>137472386
CAN YOU PROVE THAT I'M DRIVING?

>>137474296
Imma have to pull it out ;)

Actually just realised I'm a bong and don't need to carry license OR insurance

So I'll have the Producer please officer, and I'll produce the both at my local station sometime in the next fortnight. Cheers mate

>>137472386
Fuck you pig

>>137472386
Ok. Also if i think in my head that you are irresistible maybe this will help me if you somehow pick up on that

>>137474866
>>137475104
y'all sum raycis ass crackas
*dies gun in hand*

>>137472386
*Dont say anything
*Dont react in any way, unless its a direct command
*Wait until police tells you to go

>>137472386
How did I get into this car?
I dont have a car.
I dont know how to drive this car.

Please just take me to jail.

>>137472386
Don't need it.
The law only defines drivers as those employed to operate vehicles via employment as needing a license. What I'm doing is travelling, and the law doesn't say I need a license to travel.

I'm white, fuckoff pig.

>>137474426

When you get pulled over your shit should be ready to hand over.

>>137475965
Haha what a cuck

>>137472386
AM I BEING DETAINED. WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER???

>>137475408
*nationwide chimp out*

>>137472386
my nipples are pink

>>137477085
This.
>youre free to go
>taps roof

>>137476268
>>137475911
>>137475131
>>137475029
>>137474909
>>137474629
>>137474617
>>137474426
>>137474091
>>137474003
>>137473627
Haha I love pulling over little pussies like you faggots and watching you squirm. I can tell who you little cucks are because you say the stupidest fucking shit.

>License and registration please
>w-why was I p-pulled over?!
>clocked you at 85 in a 70 sir, license and registration please
>I'm a t-traveler I'm not bound by local law!
>sir either hand me your license and registration or I have to detain you
>j-just kidding o-officer! Here's my ID!

99% it's a shitty fucking beat up trashcan car your fat welfares parents bought you kiddies and it reeks of piss and cheetos. One time I had a fat fuck snakenigger grow a pair and I taught his ass a lesson

>pull over pickup for erratic driving
>walk up to window
>license and registration sir
>I don't have to give you shit pig
>turns his shitheap back on
>goes to floor it
>He's not wearing a seatbelt
>grab him by the neck and yank him halfway through the window
>his fat porkhandles got stuck on the sides
>starts yelling and screaming and calling me a small dicked nigger
>call for backup while I have my weapon drawn and he's stuck in the window
>squad mate rolls up and we yank him out and slam his face into the ground
>stick my boot on his head while cuffing him
>mfw memelords aren't so tough irl

Dare y'all to try your meme tactics irl in my district. You'll be cleaning your teeth off the floor, bootlickers

>>137472386
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>>137472386
NO doubles here officer!

>>137472386
Why?
I'm not speeding, I'm travelling.

>>137478191
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>>137478093
You can tell they're joking right?
Or do you have actual autism?

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>>137478093
dead cop best cop

>>137478093
I would report your ass to MY local precinct as soon as I went through your little stop, complying fully I might add, but I'll make sure your rude little power tripping ass understands who exactly THE FUCK you work for.

>>137478093
And you wonder why innocent cops get shot...

>>137475029
No you cannot, for I am in fact travelling

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137478093
>larping nigger getting (You)'s
when will /pol/ change.

>>137478093
Or you'll just catch one to the dome.

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