>blocks your path what do?

>>137452908
Pay the troll 5 quid to let me pass lest my head be smashed by his tard strength

>>137452908
>Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt

>>137452908
good luck swinging that shit, he'd be out cold before he lifts that fucking thing.

MOVE! YOU FUCKIN TRAMP WITH YOUR SPORTS DIRECT JUMPER ON

Recruit him to my party.

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>>137452908
>Calls priestess soothsayer to perform exorcism
>pay her with a dead man's arm and the brain of a hyena as custommary
>ask her to make resummon him from hell as an ally
>go rape german women with my new gopnik party member

>>137452908
A scythe is a shit weapon under the best of circumstances. On a train? Worst possible melee weapon.
Now I don't want to brag, but I'm 260 lbs and strong as an ox. I probably wouldn't even have to break his bones, he'd probably drop the thing and apologize while I finger his wife.

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>>137452908
Cool scythe, bratan!

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>>137452908
roll 2d20

>>137452908
I'm not wheat, scythes dont work on me

>>Be Muslim
>>Rape him
>>rape everyone else in the Bus
>>take the bus and run oer children and families
>>Die by Cops
>>Go to heaven
>>Rape 71 Virgin
>>Get Bored
>>Rape Allah
>>Allh Quits
>>Become Allah


Who's Laughing now WhiteBois.

>>137452908
tell him to cast raise skeleton