Alt-right btfo

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Wow, read this and tell me honestly you'll ever recover from being SHOWN to be LONELY VIRGIN AUTISTS. You try to hide it but your actions speak louder
>The alt-right, white nationalist thugs of Charlottesville waving their Tiki torches to the chants of "Blood and Soil!" serve as a cautionary tale for what's to come if too many American men think that sharing their newly-crafted "Pepe the Frog" meme on a 4chan message board substitutes for a date with the fairer sex.

>In the pre-Viagra days, if you wanted to vent your sexual frustrations by playing the part of a racist vigilante, you had to do it with some style. Not much required really: white sheets, scissors to poke some holes, and a steady horse. The days when attending the weekly cross burning ritual had certain prerequisites like knowing how to build your own torch. They would have figured that it doesn't exactly scream "WHITE POWER!" to bring a Tiki torch to a lynch mob knowing fully well that some of their brethren might be a bit spooked by its Polynesian origins.

>How ironic is this...

>According to Polynesian legend, the word "Tiki" comes from the first man created by the god Tāne. Other legends attribute his creation to the war god Tūmatauenga. The story goes, and I'm quoting Wikipedia here, "Tiki was lonely and craved company." This loneliness plagued him so intensely that after "seeing his reflection in a pool, he thought he had found a companion." Discovering this to be only a reflection, the Tiki man became angry, and then covered the pool with earth, and it was out of this earth that the first woman sprang forth. Now for a time, the pair had no relations, that is until the day the woman saw an eel – a slithering doppelganger of a phallus that excited her – and the two finally got their freak on.