I was posting on a 4chan thread
Where the SJW drums did beat,
And their loving autist feet they walked all over us;
And every single night,
When me OP would come home tight,
He'd invite the posters outside with this chorus:
Oh, come out you shills and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4chan;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.
Come, tell us how you spammed
Them ol' Natsocs two by two;
Like the Kekistanis, they had pictures and original content;
How you bravely faced each one,
Eating tendies from your mum
And you frightened them polack natives to their marrow.
Oh, come out you shills and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4chan;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.
Come, let us hear you tell
How you slandered great God Emperor,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers
That you bravely let us hear,
When his Muslim ban was disputed
Oh, come out you shills and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4chan;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede
Made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.
Ah, the time is coming fast
And I think them days are near,
When each shitposter shod in heel will run before us;
And, if there be a need,
Then our kids will say "Kekspeed!",
With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus.
Oh, come out you shills and trolls;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4chan;
Tell her how britp0l triggerede
Made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.