He's gonna get away with it

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>be white male
>driving in the street where cars belong
>encounter unpermitted mob of angry protesters destroying property, espousing radical violent ideology
>about to be enveloped and trapped
>mob notices your white skin, fashy haircut, and cleanly pressed white polo
>windshield_smash.png
>panic
>hit accelerator
>afraid to turn and hit people
>afraid to stop and get beaten to death
>4carpileup_smash.png
>Mob starts attacking your car, breaking windows, attempting to pull your from the vehicle
>panic
>reverse
>flee the scene
>allow yourself to be arrested

So much reasonable doubt here, this fucker is going to walk away free of charges just like the ZimZam. The DA is probably having late night meetings right now over wtf to even charge him with. Chimpout in 3, 2, 1...