What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

>>137410775
Not committing suicide

>>137410775
Self-beheading.

The most redpilled way of commiting suicide is not doing it.

>>137410775
Old age

>>137410775
sudoku

>>137410775
Dying of old age. Suicide is not redpilled.

Blowing yourself up while killing invaders

>>137410847
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>>137411103
fuck off

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>>137410775

Seppuku.

>>137411181
this is more what I was thinking, what explosive is easily obtainable?

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>>137410775
Eat yourself to death.

>>137410775
Gave the secret service do it for you.

Having a bunch of kids with a white woman and committing life suicide by providing everything for them and your wife.

>>137410775
Declare you have evidence against Hillary Clinton/The DNC that will negatively impact them

>>137411195
>"ahbloobloobloobloo i wanna kill myself"
>being afraid to stick it out

You know who are also a bunch of pussies afraid to face things? Leftists. Hence, there is no such thing as a redpilled suicide.

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>>137410775
Like this.

Do it.
Or are you some kind of pussy?

>>137411282
Boogie's story isn't over yet, he's gonna lose that weight and end up full natsoc.

>>137410775
Mass murder shitskins, then pretend you joined ISIS.

>>137410775

Obvious troll is obvious.

>>137410775
If you kys you're a coward no matter how you do it so you may as well od on heroin and enjoy your last few moments

>>137410775
lol. you think you can die.
you still don't know the redpill.
there is a god. there is a devil.

you can only be separated from your body.
and your body will melt it's flesh off its bones.
and your bones will crumble into dust or
turn to stone.

but you will never die.


gift of god is eternal life.

check out anytime you'd like
but you can never leave.
how many times have you lived this life?
you think this is your first rodeo being a human?
lmao
you're the only one here.

you're gonna live the life of every single life form
not just once, but over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

for your own entertainment.

god in denial

>>137411006
this
or self flaying

Kill as many Muslims as possible beforehand

>>137411553
You are wrong, and have no idea of what you speak.

Just shoot up some Black bloc and kill yourself via poison once you're caught by the police

This was how I want to do it anyway. (if I ever get that low)

>>137410775
When the enemy is coming to get you, to shoot your brains out with grin, in front of them, knowing they can't do shit anymore and watch helplessly.

work yourself to death slowly over 80 years.

>>137412117
I don't have access to guns or know anyone who will sell illegaly

>>137410775
Cut open your abdomen and disembowel yourself with a straight face.

>>137411244
Or you could throw a grenade into the crowd. You could probably pull it off without anyone knowing if you planned it out thoroughly enough

>>137410775
> What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?
start a career, get married, raise lots of kids

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>>137411244
Include me in your screencap/raport NSA.

>>137412500
I can't buy grenade. where do u buy grenade? also, I want to die

>>137410775
Overdose on keks

>>137412631
fuck dude I dunno

>>137412584
what do u mean?

>>137410775
>What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

By taking out Soros and Rothschilds.

>>137412631
>I can't buy grenade. where do u buy grenade?
Sweden maybe?

>>137412810
well I don't think I'll do that anyway I need to die

>>137410775
Seppuku obviously

>>137410775
Cheeseburgers and Coke. It is the American way.

>>137412631
There are islamic extremist sites that teach how to do homemade bombs

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>>137410775
>>137410775
>What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

Dying in battle.

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>>137411219
>>137412986
this makes sense, thank u /pol/

>>137412931
Try to get to a meet and greet event for the DNC, blow yourself up or kill the big dogs with a gun, then kill yourself

>>137410775
Commit karaoke

>>137413209
If I was going to kill myself, I would def try to kill Chuck Schumer while I'm at it

>>137413122
seppuku sounds pretty fucking brutal man, you sure that's the way you want to go?

>>137411031
You only do it like that if you want to survive and spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, pooping into a bag.

death by alt left rage, make sure its filmed for lulz and ousting the left as violent idiots

Old age

>>137410775
Become a despicable example of the other side, do allot of damage and die like a coward.
Most wont as the only one who will know (if done right) is you.

>>137413122
go to an antifa rally or a meet and greet for the DNC and use guns, explosives are hard to get. Just shoot them (use automatic guns and plenty of ammo) then shoot yourself

And LEAVE A MANIFESTO.

>>137410775
Dying in glorious battle for your homeland and values. Either things get better or things get better and you die.

>>137412474
This is also good.

>>137413122
try getting 2 SMGs, put them in a backpack, use both at the same time

death by headshot is painless

>>137413122
don't forget extended cartridges

>>137410775
Have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

>>137412083
only red pulled suicide is becoming an hero to protect your countries secrets on the field of battle. Or if women suicide to stop invaders raping them. That's literally it. You are a faggot otherwise

>>137413122
DNC are high security so a ANTIFA rally is the best bet. Disguise yourself as one of them, also start posting leftist bullshit on every social media.

You can go down as a mentally ill leftist that lost his mind. It would help us immensely.

The "kill white people" rhetoric would be ideal, then leaving a manifesto with something like: "I realized that my partners in marxism-communism are nothing but white men and women and with the events in charllotesville, I saw that they needed to be exterminated, because they were deturpating marxism to fit their own white supremacist agenda"

That would be hero tier.

>>137410775
>that photo
top kek

Infect yourself with a deadly virus.

Take a trip to Israel.

>>137411925
can confirm, IM the only person whos real

>>137412083
Says the pussy.