Hey Senpai,
Today I joined the ranks--I came out to my mom as alt-right. She was worried at first, but we watched the pride rally the other day in Charlotsville and she saw all those nice men in polo shirts and said I could join. She even signed the permission slip. So then I went to the garage and grabbed one of her trash can lids and tiki-torches to prepare. Hopefully she'll let me go out to one of our rallies to support our god-emperor!
MAGA!