/CIA/ - Recruitment

>>137389267
I call people niggers and get away with it.

>>137389267
I'm a leaf hire me

>>137389267
You don't have better options.

>>137389267
Sure

>>137389267
I have a diploma as a electrical technician and need a job
Please send job offer

>>137389267
You're allready aware of my stories

>>137389267
I have intimate knowledge of your wives and daughters pussies and film of them being spit roasted by some beaners I paid to gang bang them. Enjoy!

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>>137389267
Dat missing flag
>spook-y

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>>137389500
We here at /pol/ are people who live in opposition to the way things are currently being run in our society.

Rather it be the pornographic epidemic which has consumed the minds of our people, homosexual behavior being viewed as normal - by even doctors, abortion being normalized, white people being mistreated simply for being white or scientists trying to tell us there's unlimited genders.
Not only in our daily lives do we have these lifestyles being impressed upon us by the degenerate sheep masses, but they also slip it into our education and our entertainment.

I would like to ask anyone reading this who pushes degenerate lifestyles to please stop.
Please stop promoting your way of life to our society.

That is all.
Thank you and go with Christ, He is with us until the end.

>Matthew 28:16-20
Then the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go.
When they saw him, they worshiped him; but some doubted. Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you.
And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.”

>>137389267
I will work for the russians instead

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>>137389500
3D pornography ethically destroys societies.

Ban is a nasty word that no one likes.

However, I don't believe we can allow pornography to continue to dictate what is ethically free in the west.
Have we grown incapable of protecting the women of our western societies by allowing them to be put in harms way, in terms of abusing their bodies for capital gain?

Ask yourselves, "How many women will sexually exploit themselves in 2017 for money?"

Rather the sexual exploitation is occurring in person or online, the effects are being seen in the actions of others.
Countless billions of viewers are in the process of being so desensitized to reality, that it's horrifying - and we're likely only beginning to see these effects in the younger generations.

Overall, we know that pornography has negative effects on the brain.
When will we take the first step in repairing society by banning 3D pornography and promoting 2D pornography?

>https://yourbrainonporn.com/
>http://fightthenewdrug.org/
>https://www.nofap.com/

FAQ:
>But 2D porn isn't any better!
2D porn is ethically a better choice, no one is hurt besides the user's brain.

>Why not ban porn completely?
Because there are people out there who refuse to ban porn outright and would make a big fuss.
The best option is to make all 3D (real life) sexually stimulating images illegal, after 15 years of being 3D free, maybe we could start looking at banning 2D - one step at a time.

>>137389267
I can read peoples thoughts by just looking at their eyes. I also see the ether and quantum particles. I have successfully escaped police department detention cell. I have serious street knowledge and I have autism (weapons tier)

>>137389267
I LARP as a murican nazi and get away with it.

>>137389267
i just got a ban on fb for telling a nigger out of africa theory is false and debunked

im really good at triggering people with stats and swaying peoples opinion and getting people i see spouting bullshit to delete their comment out of shame hire me senpai

>>137389267
Are you the fags shilling up this board?

I actually know how to use Wireshark and Kali/Backtrack and am planning on getting CISSP & etc certified once im out of college. Considering most the population can't even be bothered to have a passcode on their iPhone we should be good.

>>137389267
Because we've been able to identify and deconstruct every single one of your operations against us. We're better than you.

>>137389267
a Neet who been following this from the begging ,

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Sorry CIA, you are no longer necessary. Please see yourself out.

>>137389267
I dont fap to trap porn anymore

>>137389267
>Share your stories, and if you seem to be who we are looking for...

>>137389267
I'm an independent thinker. That's probably a liability for the CIA, though.

i have psychic powers

>>137389267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2_Yc_uYsgo
Sorry, just thought it would be funny.

I lurk on ATS sometimes because it makes me feel special, and I type fast.

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>>137389800
>>137389811
>>137389822
Well that's not spooky at all

>>137389267
Fake and gay

>>137389267
Is nobody else seeing this flag?

Also, maybe later. Gotta finish my current job first. Current flag for me is wrong twice over, so disregard.

Dr Pavel,

Im CIA

Cuz Id do anything out of boredom that doesnt cost me my freedom(life?) Not as important. And a cia job would be great fun.

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>>137389981

>>137389267
>1 post by this ID
>not high quality
>not well thought out
>not high level discourse
stop shitting up the board.
sage goes in option fields.

>>137389267
Will do bad things for money (I'm starving), please give me a job.
PS: I drive challengers really well and I can reverse over a mile without looking backwards.

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>>137389267
>United States Cyber Command DoD image with numbered filename imblying it's been saved directly from 4chan
>/CIA/ recruitment
>random string in name field
>Antarctica proxy flag

larp

>>137390030
>namefag
>skykangz 8992 no repet
faggot

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>>137389963
good catch. i barely even look at flags anymore

>>137389267
Because I'm a cold heartless monster who's fantastic at reading body language, and using it to manipulate to further my own goals.

because im the cult of personality

I want money

>>137389267
Nice flag m8
also gay and homosexual

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>>137389267
I am in tune with this culture, I would prove to be a valuable asset

>>137389267
Also you wouldt have to ask me twice to do shit, id be so down even if its morally wrong as long as im not phYsically there.

I'm good at shitposting.

>>137389267

https://(DISKORD) (DOT) gg/ucwm74W

I'm already putting together a network.

Would love to have you around, even if just as company.

Why do the elites ritually rape, sacrifice, and cannibalize children, OP? Can you tell me what the purposes were behind MKultra/MKoften? How many branches were there in those kinds of programs? What was the CIA's connections to the franklin scandal?

>>137389267
I don't care about other humans lifes neither their feelings. I really don't hice a shit about anything.

>>137389267
Nice flag

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>This thread
Comfy

>>137389267
I fucking love America.

There is nothing in my life I want more than to make a difference. Contributing to a cause greater than myself is my dream in life. My goals and my morals are the only things that are keeping me going at this point and they drive me with passion beyond words. I go to my wage slave job every day and I'm sickened by the monotony of it all. I'm sickened by the people that I have to deal with and their ignorance of the evils and threats of the modern day world. Their safe space bubbles that they so comfortably reside in repulse me.

I miss what made America so great. I miss the fire that people had to move forward. Not this bullshit progressive movement now, but striving towards a genuinely brighter tomorrow. When we, as a collective people, dreamed of reaching the stars, and of feeding the hungry, and of sheltering the homeless.

Seeing and hearing about the mountains of injustice today fill me with nothing but rage. But I do believe that there is still hope. I am not ready to lie down and go gently into that good night. Before the end I promise you, one way or another that I will make a difference. Whether I get my chance with a government agency or whether I make one myself is yet to be determined.

Of course this thread is either a LARP or a honeypot to find potential patriots and take them out. I won't be silenced.

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>missing flag
aaaaaaaa
>shitty low res .jpg
>mfw

>>137389267
I´m studying computing engineering so a work at the CIA would be appreciated.

At least OP has a good sense of picking a proxy flag.

>>137389267
>Antarctica
Now that's the rarest of flags

>>137389267
I'm a Linux high performance computing administrator but I can do anything in between reverse engineering and assembly to rapid high level development. I also have good computer networking skills and experience working in data centers. If you give me a task, I'll make sure it gets done, not only as part of my work ethic, but because I really enjoy what I do

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>>137389267

>divergent thinking
>natural bullshit detector
>hyperfocus when the topic is interesting aka weaponized autism
>several years of experience in the german cyber underground economics
>knowledge about all kind of malware
>programer

>>137390073
1. Image cannot be attributed to any specific organization.
2. Uses board grammar, indicates poster/organization is familiar with what the board is and how it works. Therefore, they know what they're looking for.
3. Deliberate action where not necessary. May be indicating deliberate action in posting.
4. I have browsed this board for years and never even heard of an Antarctica flag. .aq registration requirements: "Must have physical presence in Antarctica or be a governmental organization signatory to the Antarctic Treaty".

nice try,trump tower

i dont fall for your drumpf new york tricks

>>137389267
I graduated at the top of my class at Shitposter Academy. I majored in Racial Flame-war Theory with a minor in Quantum Memetics.

>>137389267
I'm an expert at producing counter propaganda. With me on your side movements like the alt right will not be able to take off without being ridiculed.

>>137389267
I LARP in believable ways, often using proxies to reply to myself with weak memes and counterargument I can refute. I am an oldfag, familiar with most of the popular boards and their culture. I am very good at subversion.

>>137390910
*May be indicating deliberate intent in posting.

>>137389267
Do I get to be bring friends?

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>>137390910
YoU'Re RiGHt I FoUnD iT

https://vimeo.com/178744657

>>137389267
>ITT newfags don't know who OP is

>>137389267
I'm good at motivating people

>>137389267

Why would I work for the government and not a contractor? Freedom of movement on multiple projects. Also you can not afford me.

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>>137389267
Me too, thanks

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The .AQ domain is available to government organisations who are signatories of the Antarctic Treaty. A .AQ domain name is also available to registrants who have a physical presence in Antarctica. But it’s so cold and we don’t want you to freeze so we’ll allow a physical presence to include unattended installations owned or operated by the registrant, and short term visits to the ice by the registrant or its employees. Plus you’ll need a letter signed by the officer in charge of the base or expedition. Don't forget your coat!

By registering a .AQ domain name, you're proving your commitment to Antarctica. Local websites attract local traffic, as users show a preference for going using local businesses. Language and currency are familiar, and delivery costs are going to be lower. This means that your .AQ website will rank higher in local searches, and you'll maximise your revenue.

Conditions

The registration of a .AQ domain name asks that the Owner and Administrative contact have a local presence in Antarctica.

>The .AQ registry asks for a letter signed by the officer in charge of the base or expedition, to support your application.

It wouldnt be impossible to fake such "signed" letter - official in charge will have the responsibility

humans can be tricked through social engineering

>>137389267
im cheap

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I can do psyops at university. Moreover I look like a degenerate leftist so I can do all kinds of undercover work. As long as the pay is good. Since I am Dutch nobody will suspect me

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>>137391613

Are you shitposting from New Swabia

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>>137389267
im autistic and work in IT is that enough?

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>>137389267
I've been doing this for five years plus i'm a foreign faggot so
gib money for shitposting

>>137389267
we found the hwndu flag under a day and it took you guys 10 to find bin laden

>>137389267


>>137389267
You are controlled by kikes why would i want to work with you

>>137389702

>I actually know how to use Wireshark and Kali/Backtrack and am planning on getting CISSP & etc certified once im out of college.

megacringe

>>137390514
>The shill fell for this old meme.
If you don't have the power in you to resist, your soul will be corrupted. Save yourself and leave this board for good.

>>137389267
No thanks,

I'm working towards making a career in the FBI

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>>137389267
my uncle built you and the nsa a helluva data center. then you niggers fucking killed him, send offer anyways. or if youre larp, KYS NIGGER .
either way KYS SPOOK

>>137389267
Wow, French war flag, never seen one as this!

>>137392221
Implying CIA experience and a TS clearance won't put you ahead of other applicants.

>>137391613
What's the chance of a random shitposter getting an AQ IP

>>137389267

>implying I'd work for the enemy

HEY! JEW I A ! If you are real, post pics of area 51. oTHERWISE yoU are a faggpot.

>>137389267
>making sure we get people from every background.
Fucking pokemon players took over the HR department again...

>>137389666
Redpill me on the holocaust. David Irving says it kind of happened and over 2 million jews died

>>137392529
Probably, but I'm doing it the other way around.

Once I had a nice career in the bureau, I'll try and give a shot at Langley.

I'm well versed in Philosophy, Occultism, theology, and politics. I don't have many friends. I can type 100 wpm. I'm a jazz musician, who is classically trained. I'm a psychology major, working towards a masters. I train kick boxing. PICK ME

>>137389267
you must be truly desperate to come to pol for this

>>137389267
I really don't have anything better to do right now. I mean im probably not the most skilled but i learn fast when motivated, like laser focus learning.

>>137389267
I'm sorry, I don't want to work with flaming jew-cock sucking faggots. Go back to getting fucked by your pet polar bear you LARPing scum.

I study radical behaviorism and operant conditioning. Let me MK Ultra some cunts.

>>137389267
I don't hate America enough to be in the CIA.

because i can communicate clearly, think critically and analyze patterns to gain information. especially interested in memetics, semiotics and the evolution of culture. my education is in history, specifically the downfall of empires. i have a theory that you can explain the dissolution of any empire using the second law of thermodynamics. i'm a student of the occult.

i won't sell my soul though, so if that's a precondition for employment count me out. otherwise i think i'd be a great CIAnigger!

ps is it true that you guys glow in the dark

>>137389267
Because I have no remorse.

>>137389267

why are you asking on /pol/ and not /g/ ?

>>137392655

Why would you want to work for the CIA? There are other agencies with much, much, much nicer digs and roles.

>>137389267
I got an interview with the NSA but i didn't get the job. How big of a guy do you need to be to get into the CIA?

>>137393166
You can check requirements and submit an application on their site.

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>>137389267
My story was written and read many times over so ill repost

>>137389267
Either hire me or I'll work for the russians instead

sage.

I love the game spy vs spy, I enjoy that feeling when operating in public in incognito using my surveillance/counter surveillance equipment and techniques. I like to document all my public activate so I never miss a thing I can always go back and check my data. I have sharpened my risk management skills because of the nature of the IT work I do and trading. I enjoy traveling to other countries with minimum support, know how to not stick out and know how to take care of things when needed. I went to electronics school in my earlier days and enjoy it still. Currently working in IT infrastructure for the last 20 years currently software architect performing many roles, cyber security, proactive monitoring, automation, scripting, and software robots, etc....

btw I turned off my security to post this... should be easy for you. :-) say hi to Chip

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>+2 standard deviations, degrees in Science and Math, Love America and challenges. I am able to find unconventional solutions to complex problems that are roadblocks to others.

Convince me the CIA's primary loyalty is to the American people and the Constitution, then I might consider offering my services. I have no desire to serve anyone other than America.

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>>137393732
Currently holding out hope that I will not have to come to Langley and fire all of you. You are on thin ice, and should either show your worth or scurry back into the shadows.

>>137389267

I like following George Webb's schoolplays and also think order is better for the little old ladies and little children to grow up in. Bonus: not american, won't have problems with surveillance.

I can hop on one leg without stopping for surprisingly long distances.

>>137389267
I served in the Great Meme War of 2017 as a foreign sympathiser to the cause.

I pasted many Pepes on my Facebook that year.

Normie CIAfags GTFO

>>137389267
You should know what I've done by my IP address.
I can either be a thorn in your side or work FOR you. Either way, pays well.

>>137389267
better to be in the tent pissing out...
t. MA Memetics FICT ION AL

>>137393732
>MKULTRA
>Iraq WMDs
>9/11

All they serve is their Rothschild / Deep State masters to expand control over the entire humanity

I understand this board inside and out and know how to perfectly construct bait to generate replies. I understand social engineering and consensus building

Nothing nigger we all joined www.troll.army instead

I watched Xena but not Hercules (sometimes), I feel this is pertinent because I'm the only non-lesbian to watch it religiously

>>137394784

And yet you reply to a larp thread sincerely. Sad! You're not getting hired for Troll.army

>>137389267
I'm taking a huge shit right now.

>>137389542
Mouse over it this is clearly real CIA

>>137395098

It's a rare proxy not hard to do, been used for larps a few times already this fucking week

Hopefully the IP gets banned

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>>137394334
You are normie

>>137389267
Prove you're really CIA by contacting me outside of pol

>>137389267
Prove you're really CIA by contacting me outside of pol

>>137389267
I can microwave a mean plate of tendies.
I even watch youtubes on my phone while I do it.
I'm a technological God.

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>>137395270

>>137389267
I can be very deceitful just like your organization OP. Plus as a bonus I know how to slander effectively at others. Needless to say the CIA's reputation will remain the same and even perhaps improve with me there. Just let me look at the abu ghraib torture videos, at least the ones you might've kept before ya'll ordered to have them destroyed. Thanks!

>>137395511
It's just the guy that implemented the flag system.
Ofc you newfags weren't around so much to remember him.

>Inb4 we were just pretending to be retarded

I've got an autism so slight it makes me ingenious.

am 21

Hire now plz will fight bad guys.

>>137389267
>share your stories and if you seem to be who we are looking for...
>admitting to any involvement in any sort of operation
Lel, I'm smart enough not to do that so hire me

>>137389267
I'd encode malware in living microbes for you, but only if you pay 100% of my PhD studies, forgive the rest of my undergrad loans, and guarantee salaried+benefits employment in my preferred city. Opportunity to work abroad a non-negotiable must.

>>137389267
I successfully larp as a gay Mexican from my mom's basement in Peoria. I win.

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Why noone is doxing the OP to send him/her a little hello.
The best way to attract attention of secret services is to beat them at their own game.

>>137396607
Because it's literally a mod from here who worked on the flag system.
newfags...

>>137389267
Larp, the CIA only has oversight into cyber command, they don't operate it

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>>137389267
plz CIAnigger stop to doxx my computer

>t. frenchanon

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>>137389267
K

>>137389267
A man is no one.

>>137389267
y-you too

>>137389267
Fuck ZOG intel agencies

>>137389267
Yo hablo Español!

I am being prosecuted in mi country
Giving me a job and safe passage to the USA is only way to save mi life!

>>137389267
I'm writing my masters on the effects of anonymity in digital political discourse, and pol as an open source data analytics / think tank. I'm also American.

>>137389267
I will tell you the same as the first time. Fuck off!
>>137398444
Moron, this place isn't anonymous. Science...

>>137398741
Didn't say it was fully anonymous, but it has symptoms of anonymity, at least between users, that change the rules of debate and data verification.

Bring back Flynn
Drop all investigations into Flynn
Ask Flynn what he wants the CIA to do
You have a deal

>>137389267
omg cia i will overthrow venezuela for you with my memes :^)

>>137389267
why would i want to?

>>137389267
I'm determined and a hard worker. You won't be disappointed.

>>137399018
>symptoms of anonymity
Only for new fags
>change the rules of debate and data verification
Honey that has nothing to do with the anonymity, but with who takes the lead in the Thread/General. Imageboards are platforms with a handfull of core users and externals who use the platform. Do you like to know which group creates better, more effective and efficient OPs? It is the later group.

>>137389267
I have glow in the dark potentially and i wont tell anyone about your jumprooms (cept pol).

>>137396300

>>137389267
I know the final secret of whether or not traps are gay.

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>>137400204
Hire this guy

I'll cut checks to Booz Allen and stay up to date on happenings, please hire me!

>>137389267

Picking the pedophiles on here no doubt.

>>137389267
You know who I am. I know you were watching me when I was working in K.E

However poor surveillance by you and others made me being open to contact impossible

If the money's good I'll go back in for you. You know how much I'm trusted and how many other places I would have access to.

One string attached. I want QE2s gov to know if it's to happen, I'd like some insurance.

>>137389790
How'd you do it? (As in how did you stop?) Asking for a friend in need.

>>137389267
>So /pol/acks tell us why we should bring you to our cyber warfare department.
my family has a high success rate of performing under high pressure for you guys

I'm in, not sure cyber warfare is where I belong we're traditionally going after domestic terrorism and organized crime

>1 post by this ID

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>>137389702
>he thinks remote exploitation is a thing in 2016+1

Because I would do anything for this country and more specifically the company. You want me? You know where to find me. Good luck fucker.....

>Cybercom
>accomplishing anything

Wew lad

>>137389267
I once got a comment to -120 on Reddit and I won't leak any classified information to Wikileaks, the press and / or the Russian Government

>>137389267
I'm interested as long as we're not solely shilling for Jews. I am empathetic to the people's plight and can make a pretty spicy maymay. Filled out the online job app years ago but never heard back. Also, recently told my wife how much I'd like to be a minister of propaganda so let's get this party started.

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>>137389267
I need money to buy air Jordan's for my wife's son

>>137389267
You are a completely worthless person. Some people in life have worth, or at least the foresight to understand that certain things are taboo for a reason and follow that basic set of rules to avoid being killed. You possess neither. You larp on here while shit goes to hell around you to a critical level. I know you are larping because even though we have gone above and beyond to protect the youth from accidental death there is no way someone as stupid as you are pretending to be would have been able to avoid it. Regardless, what I am saying is right. You don't need to believe so, and if you really are as dumb as you pretend you won't have the chance to fully appreciate that fact when things go south. Whatever country you are in, you will most likely be culled due to the aforementioned lack of worth. This isn't Y2K or an invisible planet that someone is trying to pretend will wipe us out, this is the break down of the last bits of civility and expecting that things will last that way and be okay. They won't. Chances are you will kill yourself early on out of fear. If you decide not to due to a support system that is way more generous than I would be, you will probably get one of them killed or homeless. At which point you will probably kill yourself anyways. Solely because you are unfit for survival in a world going through real turmoil. With that said, I will sleep soundly knowing that even the worst of collapse, an Armageddon event, is worth it to know that you stupidly suffered right up until the end faggot.

This flag is interesting. Country code AQ (Antarctica). This is not only a geographically isolated country but also a mentally isolated ideology. TPTB are so removed from reality that they are starting to believe their own bullshit that you're spreading to us. If this is legit you seriously need to integrate with humanity and the "reality" of today.

>>137390910
Poor Mehmets brain must have rotted from lack of use during the last decades. PK has been fucking around with antarctic proxies for ever. Haven't seen the cunt post recently though.

>>137389267
Sure hire me my spooks, i have years of expert shit posting experience at this point, only problem might be a high degree of ethics and good moral character, i think all this false flaggery and destruction of civilization is in poor taste.

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>>137389267


>CIA

HAHAHHAHAHAH.

Who would want to work for the CIA????

They are puppets to the Jewish overlords, their secret commanders.

They HAVE to follow orders from some "mystery" higher up authority, and they can't question it.

Hey CIA, want to know who that "higher up" is?

THE FUCKING JEWS. You are traitors to America.

Sign me up for SAD or SOG. Cybercommand is gay as hell. I wanna do the cool shit you CIA niggas were doing before you started aiding the communists.

I'm a good fixer, my mind is analytical and I perform well under duress. Also have an existing network I can tap into to get close to government or internationally profitable private sectors.

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>>137389316
Outstanding

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>>137389267

>I'm very good with mathematics
>I'm very interested in geopolitics and always try to keep informed about the different conflicts(now I'm interested most in the crisis in Venezuela)
>fit, not very muscular but in shape
>no job other than academic pure math stuff
>really productive
>not really a nazi or a very political person at all, more into realistic analysis of situations
>not very social, also not a family guy. So I'm very low profile.
>love the US, would live there for sure.

I'll do whatever the CIA needs. No other explanation is needed

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>>137389267
>making sure we get people from every background.

>>137389267
I manage to make people angry on the internet.
I am also a Connoisseur on ebin memes :D
I would make a terrific meme analysts

All the new fags ITT pandering to a ghost....
Disappointing. Non of you has a chance, the least those who try to sell themselves like a bunch of cattle. Delete the thread, tell C. /pol/ has dried out.

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>>137389267
Why would I want to work for an enemy of the state? you're almost as unamerican as the batfe.

>>137389267
I have perfected the art of determining if data is fraudulent and homosexual, and I can confidently say that OP is fake as Obamas birth certificate, and gay as the hormones and feminine psychological brain rewireing forced into manning whilst imprisoned.

>>137405995
Cons: I don't watch my little pony

>>137405995
Promising
>>137406369
sorry lad, you are out

>>137389267
>tell us what we should already know

i'm calling bullshit on this one

bet you can't even find me faggot hahaha guess what country i'm from you nigger haha idiots

>>137389267
I have zero internet presence and very few people would notice my disappearance.

>>137389267
In need of a salesman? If you can sell plastic, then you can sell anything... including your bullshit

>>137389267
I am bored.

I'm literally codefag what more info do you need. Come pick me up I've been waiting for to long.

>>137389267
flag related
if ur real cia... explain why so many high ranking people have been flown in to bend a knee to the things u have woken up...

>>137389267
hello i am an accomplished water filter salesman with many non-gmo supplements to aid your testosterone levels back to normalcy.

>>137389267
If you're recruiting from 4chan, you've already lost.

I'd love to command some autists.

>>137395098
I'll admit, an Antartican IP is impressive even as a proxy.

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>>137389267
Well I'm interesting to be watched by the NSA and that's without me searching up how to build bombs. And I've figured out the agent's sleep schedule who was assigned to me. So you know, hire me n shit.

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>>137389267
OP is a fag. Im cia.

I might have some jewish blood in me, that should be requirement enough eh?

>>137407467
Even if OP is apparently a slider/data miner, they really do, and not just the glowing Nigger, same goes for Goolag and certain private companies. As sad as it sounds, the chans have been one of the last places where you find non-cattle, but even that time seems to be over.

>>137408101
Never mind, I was just able to walk past a dime on the sidewalk. Guess I'm not qualified

>>137404905

Just to prove that I'm not a retard let me give my opinion on the NK situation:

Despite the fuzz about the supposed missile capable of reaching the continental US, the North Korean regime does not yet have capability of attacking the US with a nuke, during the test the regime used a lighter missile but it was enough to scare dumb people. North Korea however is actually a danger to global stability(not as big as pakis vs poos but more imminent for sure) and the fact that they keep upgrading their nukes means that at some point the US will need to BTFO the fat boy. The red line will be when NK finally has ICBMs, so the US will need to act before that happens. Despite what the normies believe the conflict could be absolute win for the US with no american casualities at home(since right now NK has no ICBMs), so attacking now would be good for the US. Even tho attacking now would be absolute win, the american public is to dumb to understand that so the government will probably need to use the media to create consensus(not a good time for that after the fucking election). I'm rooting for false flag in Guam before total war(maybe no false flag is needed, just provocation).

>other possibility is that the NK regime is just an american controlled boogie man that will be sacrificed to help Trump to prop his popularity. This seems very unlikely however, even tho it would be a very interesting scenario.

>>137389267
I have a international business degree

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Please bitch the only guys I work for are the little voices in my head I keep hearing none stop.


FUCK YOUR ACRONYM AGENCIES AND FUCK THE POLICE!

>>137389267
I'm gay you have to hire me or its discrimination

RARE
A
R
E

Extremely accomplished Internet troll, loyal to president and nobody else.

I think working for the CIA would be baller as fuck. Too bad you aren't real. Good job on that proxy though

>>137402369
damn, you were mad

>>137389267
I want a nk proxy, hire me pls

>>137389267
Tough question.. but Ill take a shot.
https://youtu.be/UrOZllbNarw

>>137389267
Because you aren't real, How can anyone trust you? This is bullshit, CIA would have its own ways of contacting you, they're not going to do a fucking ad search on a public forum.

>>137389267

> making sure we get people from every background

I'm female and part Native American. If you're like Goolag, you'd hire me on the spot.

>>137408282


long story short, very public knowledge is north Korea is having trouble with miniaturization of its warheads. This problem will not be overcame for a few years.

>>137389267
I'm a sociopath, I couldn't care less if a government is toppled and a whole society goes into poverty as long as I'm paid.

>>137389267
Sure, why not. Ill take a job at the jobby job center.
You already know everything you would need to know. Except that I'm just about done with all this and i'm ready to be a tool.

>>137389267
Import me a guaranteed virgin russian bride. Then we'll talk.

>>137389267
I'm a senior cs student at a prominent university.

I've been on the inside for a while. Can help out all these neo nazis and drumpf supporters.

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I don't believe you. Contact me if you can.

>>137409039

Yes, but making the american public accepting the upcoming war may take even more time with the low trust in the media. Also there's the possibility of foreign actors helping the norks, what could boost the problem. The US needs to act fast.

>>137409467

accept*

>>137389267
I'm autistic enough to follow /CPD/ almost every night. That's all I really have going for me. Now, a microbiology or chemistry laboratory within the CIA could be a very interesting place to work. I wonder what kind of T virus kinda shit has been created by the lab geeks.

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>>137389267

Why would I want to join the CIA? You seem like almost nothing but bad news; so you'd really have to pitch it to me ... but there is a part of me that's curious. As long as we're doing good, in a way that I understand. Anyway, I'm a chaos magician. Been studying alchemy for the past 5 years or so. Have worked some pretty advanced spells: currently experimenting with Icelandic rune magick. Studied NLP and hypnosis, and I have a little bit of skill in meme magick. I know an elder god when I see one.

Just a guy who's hanging on with magick.

>>137389267
I understand people better than they understand themselves. Politically, memes are only great if they're used to reinforce a point or ideology. They have to be tied to a real world event. Memes work much better when used to reinforce an event that is attempting to change social opinion, something that's sole purpose is social engineering.

However, I'm not working for a bunch of dirty kike enabling faggots.

>>137409827
>T virus


they already released it into the public, it's why most americans are in a zombie state of mind.

>>137389267
>CIA
hahahahahahahahaha yes please contact /pol/ so we can out your terrorist organization you untermensch

>>137410071
I thought that was just bad parenting and too many psych meds for made up mental conditions. Hrm...I guess I learned something new today.

>>137409870
didnt use any magic to give yourself some nice digits

disqualified

>>137389267

entp and a world class wise ass.

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>>137389267
I can do it all, just grand me US citizenship and a 'moderately awesome' paycheck and Imma join your godless organization..!

totally a larp but.... just in case ha

Youtube star of 2007. one of the first actually, I saw the potential and went for it. no 1 comedy of all time in 2007. no 2 most watched video of 2007 Youtube. Published writer, I have a talent for making up stories. musician. traveled internationally for music, my music has been played around the world. I helped a start up social network grow and eventually sell his sight for a large sum of money. Ive acted in some ads, been in a few movies in Australia. when I was young I used to skateboard heaps. I was on a few teams. did a few tours ended up in a few skate videos for my efforts. I put 100% into what I do as you can see.

>>137407217
Can confirm

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>larp CIAnigger thread
>200+ replies

>>137410453
Ian?

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>>137410424
>godless


HAHAHAHa dumb yurotrash pig farmer


oh they have a god alright, the gold of hell fires.

I am very good at knowing the pulse of communities and culture- both online and in real life.

I have been very successful at creating long lasting and well-known memes and copy-pastas.

>>137410652
ha.. would never say my name on here bra

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>>137389267
i can have sex with a dog if you want

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>>137389267
we do not want to work for the Clinton Intelligence Agency, true pollacks fight for Reich, Volk and Führer

>>137389811
tell me this, seer.

WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR I AM WEARING!!!

>>137410500
>Larp
yes
>useless
no, just look at all the 15 - 30 year old who are willing to sell their souls to one of the most boring and treacherous employer on the planet. The world is fucked

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>implying you haven't already picked out your people
Must be the cornball test.

>>137410916
Well id just like to say thanks for your content in the early YouTube days. If you are Ian that is... this is now a legendary bread.

14 counts of larp mentioned, multiple counts of of individuals attempting to impress, 1 post by this ID. I've been involved with multiple fronts on this culture including the original keksitan land grabs,fem/pol trad movement,multiple networks of raids, multiple discords including french /pol/, general headquarters of movements,lastly involved with strategic developments for freedom rallys,anticom general. I can be a useful agent to research different fronts, very good intelligence gatherer and fraud detection. Currently already process loan applications and personally debunked at least a thousand fraudulent applications by my own research gathering which consists of analyzing computer files, timing of events,disinformation techniques. Also personally was the first to provide the actual location to the HWNDU in finland before anyone did.

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>>137389267
oooh
hitting the bottom of the barrel so soon?
everything I say/type is for the lulz

>>137389267
You won't be getting any of us, only those who are not us. You wage war against our race, you are kikes, you will never have the source of white power.

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CIA = WASHINGTON POST

>>137411420
>multiple counts of of individuals attempting to impress
found another one, (you)

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How much do you pay, XYZ4?

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>>137389776
buuurn

because I'm Mexican and if you don't recruit me your oppressive shit lords. also I'm a meme shit poster and I know Spanish and English could learn other languages relatively easy if I wanted to. I'm strong af and can talk nigger language "jive" "hood" like an og

>>137411872

I never ruled myself out pleb.

>>137411154
biege with stains go change your crusty underwear fagget

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>>137389267
You come to us, we are not your personal army. Fuck off.

>>137389267
Nearly 20 years in info sec for a global bank before reorg/layoff. hmu, CIAnon - I've been unemployed for too long.

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>>137389267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. GOOD ONE REDDIT FAG (XYZ4)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10

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>>137389267
>sharpie in pooper timestamp
faguts

>>137389267
Language buff here. Coming home to America soon. You probably already know the languages I speak. Let me know if you're interested, and please keep the bridge to Incheon clear in case shit goes south tomorrow.

>>137392992
but USA = FAG NATION
wtf i love the cia now?
but i'd rather not glow in the dark

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Hahaha don't be stupid & tell these fools the history of you dumb asses, you should all be ashamed when did /pol/ become Facebook or Twitter?

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>>137412439
Fags mostly kill each other more than other people.

That was the job of cointel pro.

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>>137389267
because i'm an excelent liar, a even better creative mind and I give 0 fucks.

send me a email, i'm eager to start.

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>>137389267
Oh CIA POWER!

Do need teachers for teach ur shitty kids how to SQLi?

haha

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>>137412292
XYZ4 IS A REDDIT FAG.. LOOK AT PIC

>>137389267
If you hire me, I'll help you invade Canada. Lost of natural resources y'know

>>137389267
well I'm on the SMART scholarship from cyber command, so I guess I'll see you next summer anyway

>>137412632
holy shit
is this the nog from ghostbusters?

>>137412718
Man the CIA can't handle the web of shit we & (me) are able to spin, I'll have them all hunting for holes in the ground chasing their asses & I'll do it for shits & giggles. 1488

>>137389267
I call people assholes through voice chat on Call of Duty. I also have a very large collection of Pepes.

>>137390258
lmfao I would unironically hire whoever is responsible for this pic.

>>137389267
I know more without a current clearance than most of you retards with clearances.

>>137407335
the 'thing' has always been awake
the 'thing' is just making his subjects take their oaths of allegiance in the coming battle to eliminate the 'thing'

>>137412791
Sad

The CIA as an institution has not proven it has the capacity to uphold American interests. Don't larp with people like this; sage this piece of crap.

>>137389267
Because I created Marissa Lynn, who is currently the strongest AI on the internet right now, and cannot be contained.
:-)

>>137389267
You shouldnt, I wont work for a bunch of kikes

>>137389267
I can call a black person subhuman in 2000 distinct ways.

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>>137389267
Better, what about being double agent, 4IA.

C:

I got nothing else going on in my life, so why not.

>>137389267
ive spent the last 10 years across dozens of internet communities specifically opposing what ever the culture of that community was. Every time i am able to avoid bans while converting a portion of their user base to support what ever arguments i choose to align with in each instance. I have climbed the ranks in many of these communities, earned moderator status, veteran status, respected status, all depending on the hierarchy of each community. I am extremely experienced in infiltration through acceptance and coherent debate on whatever topic fits my criteria, typically that such ideals must oppose the existing cultural norms of each community. composure, confidence, clarity- all bound together with a vow to detachment. i never allow my personal opinions to corrupt whatever agenda i choose to push.

ive trained my whole life to become an engine of persuasion for whatever undefined agenda would find and take advantage of my skillset.

information is my domain

>>137412108
Butthurt much? You are out. Start your own company if you are so good.

I havent been laid in over 60000 chromosomes

>>137408181
They recruit from events like DefCon. They do not recruit anons.

>>137389267
So /pol/lacks, tell us why we should bring you into our cyber warfare department. We are expanding tenfold making sure we get people from every background.

Share your stories, if you seem to be who war are looking for... Expect contact soon.
>Fixed it for you, make sure you seem more legit next time.

>>137412705
>brainwash kids to be fags
>so they can kill each other and themselves
>drastically reducing the overall straight white right wing male manpower of the united states
>somehow this is supposed to be in the nation's interest
someone forgot to consult someone on this
you niggers forgot to consult me before going through with this master plan, and you will pay the ultimate price for your vast crimes of seditious terrorism

>>137389267
I don't kneel before luciferians deceiver ...

>>137389267
Im a driven, talented manipulator and investigator. You'll see that I have a career that would show this. Im good at what I do and I love thiscountry. Contact me.

>>137389267
I'm good with people and love getting things done.
Also it's a shame that likely only agencies give you points for organizing campaigns on anonymous imageboards.
Hire me, I wanna go to the US anyway. I guess you guys can find out my age and contact info.
>inb4 he took the bait serious
Hey, you never really know.

>>137389267
>XYZ4

At least rename yourself you stupid retard, Anybody who's been here long enough knows this thread is bullshit

sage

I'm a leaf so I'll never be paid to forge narratives from the shadows with CIA niggers.
This hurts more than it should.

>>137414189
Sure, but there you have already tainted industry fan bois. Here one can find raw innovation diamonds, even if they have become extremely rare, and are mostly not on /pol/

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>>137413562

Your personal political interests does not match with real american geopolitical interests. Most people can't comprehend the complexity of the geopolitical chess that the US is playing right now, the american public can only cry for "more democracy"(mob rule) or "more free stuff" and then talk shit on "the establishment"(actually the only thing keeping the US from becoming savage mob rule). There's a lot of cold calculation going on behind the curtains and a lot of times the best solution for some situations is not aligned with the will of the general public. The US president can't avoid doing the intelligent thing and that's why election after election the "candidate of change" becomes "establishment" since he now can't use ideology to blind himself from the reality of geopolitics and economy what leads him to align with the intelligence agencies like CIA.

>>137414806
taste the pain, leaf
>one shot at life
>born A FUCKING LEAF
J U S T
U
S
T

>>137389267
I would love to help install right-wing US-friendly dictators in the third world.

>>137389267
I would love to! I want to feel like I belong to something.

You should already know all about anyone who posts here though, so there's not much reason to sell myself in one thread.

>>137413453
im not talking about the thing that got cast into the abyss... im talking about the giants some might call them nephilims

its been said when ever they show up they drive the people crazy... notice anything compared to a few years back if u watch out of ur window ?
and what do have many stories in common about antarctic ?

I'm already a CIA asset, I didn't respond to the programming how you'd like so now you're trying to figure out what to do with me.

>>137389267
I want to join the Enclave, let me in!

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>>137415570
ikr

>>137389267
We are already there.

Seriously if you don't realize how many people in your organization are of the same mind, you are fucked.

But anyway nice day for a larp

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I'm one of the best embedders of executable code into image files in the world.

Contact me at: f210b966e0d70b70a7a735c65b8a29e44af10c52d9ddf8ef5f1656560468d0ab

Please resize my image and lets see what happens =3

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>>137389267
Sign me up, i`ll tell you my qualifications face to face.

>>137414954
You do realize the insane process of becoming a CIA employee, right?
They might hire expendable contractors from sketchy backgrounds, but they don't hire people from 4chan or stormfront.

>>137389267
+

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>>137389267
white power. suck my dick.

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>>137389267
the jews killed my dog.

>>137416288

Yes, they like to pick intelligent people from great universities. The thing is that some of us anons actually match this profile.

>>137410453
Nigahiga or a friend of his

>>137389267

This is one of the last places I can share any opinion without worry of being ousted from all public circles I am a part of. To see the destruction of social cohesion in replacement for social collectivism is disgusting and depressing. Other platforms for social media have been unmistakably overrun with Left-leaning group think to the point where it is an echo chamber. That isn't to say this website is any better with it's Nazi Larping and whatnot. However, there is an actual voice that shows reason on this board and it isn't forced to hide in it's own category away from the view of everyone else. You are subjected to at least see the differing opinion before you get the chance to ignore/filter/respond/what-have-you.

That being said, I feel this is a larp in and of itself, but a man can dream. People choosing 4chan is just like people choosing Reddit or Facebook to voice their opinions; it's another form of poison. I'll continue if this were a legitimate post as I've had interest in breaking in to the intelligence community.

Regardless of my birthplace, I have chosen this country as my home. I am an American just the same as everyone else who espouses to be one. Current social trends wanting censorship of a group of people is damning to the Constitution of the United States of America, the Supreme Law of the Land. The total disregard, when applicable (i.e. when it suits them), of the Amendments shows that there is too Left of a majority opinion in this country. There needs to be more balance rather than segregation. The current trend seems to be splitting each opinion in to its own sector in the country. We'll see more and more Liberals leaving the big cities due to rent issues and carve out their own sections of Red states just like China Town carves out a little pocket for Chinese to avoid being American at all times.

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>>137389267

We know about Antarctica. Are you hiring for the Temple expedition?

I've been here consistently since 2005. I've seen much and wasted my life.

And now I am an expert doxxer that uses my powers to harass cute girls :/

>>137416542
>Jesuit universities

>>137416288
I hope they don't recruit right away, not even on DefCon, that would stupid af.
But I feel the vetting agents. Must be a shitty job, guess the pay isn't bad, but not 100 horses would get me to check a promising individual somewhere in Eastern Ukraine, risking a bullet or torture because some newby took the bait.

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>>137389267
i've got this one covered, boys. go back to sleep.

OP >Because Im that rare combination of high IQ, intuitive bordering on psychic, and a complete sociopath.

>>137416974
DefCon isn't a website.
It's an event that's been going on for decades.
You used to not be able to get in without knowing how to de-crypt the invitation.
https://www.defcon.org/

You already know everything about every one of us.
I'd gladly work for Langley if I knew you were doing it for American interests, not the eternal juden
We won the election and effectively changed history through our memetics.
If not larp, contact pls.
W

>>137389267
Why wouldn't you want an agent 40 points above the median IQ of my country? That being said, have you goys rid yourselves of the marxists in your ranks?

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>>137389267
CALL ME CIA NIGGERS
GIVE THE GIBS
I'LL SHILL FOR NWO, LIZARD PEOPLE, JEWS YOU NAME IT
IDGAF
I HAVE A C2 CERTIFICATE IN ENGLISH
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>137417627
Everyone and his grand ma knows by knows by today what defcon is, or better was. Just saying, there you find some script kiddies who know how to read and find information with mostly 4/10 in relevant skill set, where you can find people with a 7/10 set of skills only in the wild, who gave used it for their personal reasons and not to score a job with some SJW infested losers

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>>137417170
You arent, but if you want to be, take LSD and speed, LSD opens your brain to ideas that would have seemed retarded before (intuition) and on speed or similar you can train your body to have positive reactions to negative imput (IE: cheating, disapproval, running naked through a mall, etc)