PIZZAGATE THREAD

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If anything will take liberal hollywood jews down it's this. DO NOT LET THEM SLIDE THIS, REMEMBER SETH RICH

>be john podesta
>want to leverage my status and wealth to molest kids but i'm ugly as fuck and a creepy kike and kids don't trust me because they can feel evil
>Start pedo networks online to pool knowledge of how to fuck kids and hone my kid-banging craft
>realize kids love actors because they're good-looking and charismatic
>Go to hollywood and create a show that's literally called "Strangers With Candy" to find some actors to help me bang kids and mind rape other people
>Need an actor to encourage homosexuality
>Find the perfect guy in Stephen Colbert using my contacts in the Catholic church
>He's innocent, youngest of 11 kids, trusting, has daddy issues due to dad dying in a plane crash, an actor (hypnotists who do college shows love drama majors because they're easy and will do shit you tell them with 110% efficiency), oh and Colbert is a Catholic (jackpot!) who has likely been molested before which means he's more likely to be a molester himself
>Tempt/ hypnotize Stephen into fucking a kid on camera
>Blackmail and leverage him into mind-raping people, Stephen feels guilty but Podesta knows the only way out for Stephen now is to either make pedo legal and accomplish pedo network's goal or come clean and go to prison for ever
>Stephen goes on TV every night and tries to discredit Trump and Putin who both hate this shit and want it to stop
>Podesta does the same thing to The Rock and Tom Hanks, who he is pushing for running mates in 2020
>"lol The rock is hawt, those kids were lucky!"
>"everybody, let's forgive Tom Hanks because he's so nice!"
>Pedos become accepted in society as long as they're attractive and nice
>Slope keeps on slipping, I get hauled into court by kikes and sued for trying to oppress my 10 year old daughter when i tell her she can't get in the nice democrat's limo