Asalamu Alaykum infidels
I hereby declare that the Chancellorsville attack is adopted by our division in the USA. We are going to be more violent next time. We will teach your sons and daughters the word of Allah and we will take them as maids and slaves for our coming kingdom. We will rule you and your lands no matter how hard you try to resist. The bastard Trump have made it much easier for us to come to power.
Soon the flag of the Islamic State will float in your skies.
May Allah be my witness, I said and so you were warned.