Aus/pol/ Muntday edition

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>>137383194
Tfw proud Australian
Proof: https://youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho

Mfw i am an Australian according to the government. The leaders and globally acknowledged regulators of my country.
If you deny my Australian status you are by extension against the government and hence the sovereign itself.

I suggest you take the time to let that sink in.

whats for dinner cunts? having sausage and bread

>>137383450
gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>>137383602
gunna make nip beef and potato stew, might not end up doing it since i'm back on the piss after 5 days no booze cause I was sick

>>137383670
It's a two step process. Ill give you the invite to step 1
TABDu5z
The code never expires

>>137383704
>a week off for being sick
>getting paid to drink piss
mad cunt
>>137383670
discord's for poofters

>>137384159
i'm not on sick leave anymore, work Thursday to Sunday

>>137383602
chicken and chips that i reheated

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>>137384105
you just replied to the asian cunt

>>137384252
No that guy is a half chinese half white. He apparently has a nordic girlfriend and he thinks himself as Australian.

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>>137384355
why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
>>137384366
is that dickhead still about?

>>137384486
What?
Proof im not him
https://youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho

>>137383194

Has anyone got the podcast of the aus/pol/ poster pretending to be a jew on Triple J hack, quick give me it

>>137383450
??

No one cares cunt. Good on ya, you sound like you are 2nd or 3rd generation anyway - not exactly some boogeyman boat person story.

>>137384558
>CHING CHONG LING LONG
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>>137384621
it got postponed but to answer your question yes
This is how china feels about me going there
https://youtu.be/BTHR_omZtXc

>>137384642
Shut up race mixer

>>137384777

Cheers, can't believe i missed out

>>137383450

Are you a Melbourne or Sydney fag?

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>no Dick smith article

>>137384777
>Herschel
checked

>>137384809
Ofc. If many foreigners are migrating to Australia then why would i, someone with citizenship, not come back?

I will stay in china if i end up finding a reason to do so

>>137384777
ahahahahaha thats fucked cunt

>>137384947
I got the shits with archive.is taking ages to fucking do it's thing

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>>137384930
Sydney, pic relate. Maybe i should go to Melbourne

oi lads check out the JJJ thread from earlier this arvo:
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>>137385078
nah fuck off we don't want more chinks, also if you have money niggers will just steal your car

>>137383194
>Oh Noes! The surgeon who spent 10 years and $100,000 on uni won't work for a pittance!

Get fucked, why don't you ask your mate Dazza if he'll fix you orbital fracture for a 10 pack of Beam.

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>>137385265
Well i guess i wont have to worry about the nigger stealing my car part.
Been living on welfare for 10 years

>>137385366
I hope you got born here and aren't an immigrant cunt stealing my tax dollarydoos

>>137385430
It's not bait if it's real friendo

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>>137385472
Your hope is correct

>>137385520
you can stay if you give me your liver

>>137385610
Im already allowed to stay

Please do not respond to Nisem. When will you all learn?

This thread is already ruined.

>>137385731
yeah I just wanted a spare liver

>>137385780
Ask your mates brah. True aussies will never dog their mates

>>137383413
what time is the enoch bit?

>>137385847
their livers are as bad as mine

>>137385780
This is not the first time you have encouraged him to ruin a thread. Are you completely stupid?

>>137385959
Go to china and buy one

Aus generals are fucking cancer. This shit belongs on /b/ all you faggots do is talk about your inferior vegemite sandwiches.

>>137386031
yeah I am

>>137386048
Aussiemite is superior. Vegemite is american bullshit.
>beyond 2015
>buying anything from kraft

>>137386048
NZ generals are fucking cancer. This shit belongs on /b/ all you faggots do is talk about is fucking sheep

>>137386129
nah bega cheese bought it back, it's Australian owned again

>>137386238
It's still shit. Aussiemite is made from a vegetable yeast extract while vegemite is made from alcohol extract.

But vegemite spreads are very nice after my nightwalks because it contains salt and salt is an electrolyte. It's like an electrolyte paste. Shit vegemite should promote themselves as a workout product

hey dog cunts

>>137385078

Burwood lmaooo

I live down the road

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>>137386534
Kill
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Your
>>137386578
Self

>>137386525
There's a 45% according to the 2016 census that you are of chinese ancestry

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>>137386607
You're the one who ruined the thread by replying to Nisem. You kill yourself.

>>137386542
Jesus fuck you austrailians.

>Be "country music capital" of Australia
>Elect a sheepfucker to be your MP
Bravo Tamworth

>>137386780
im just going to make it again idiot

What happens in Kim Jong Un declares every single Australian Parliamentarian to be full North Korean citizens?

>>137383194
Why is it that all of the best aussies are actually kiwis?

>>137386444
alcohol extract > veggie extract
poof

>>137383602

My maid is cooking stir fry. Noice...

>>137386889
Youre just fucking poor dude. You dont buy designer yeast spreads?

>>137386872
i thought you had a job

>>137386749
shut it niggerboy

>>137386951
>he doesn't eat his own garage brew yeast

>>137386444
>Liquid salt is good for you

>>137387023
>he's so poor that he makes his own.

>>137387062
drink some bonox

>>137386857

Haha, Labor making sheep noises when he stood up to speak in Question Time today. taking the piss out of Joyce and the Kiwis. That is some efficient sledging.

>>137386872
you couldnt be more of a poof if you tried

>>137386894
Your mother is not your maid, you fucking cunt.

>>137387062
>he bought into the high salt is bad 妹妹

>>137386857
nice vpn

>>137387111
>doesn't have a mummybot

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>>137386176
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abbos
>their faces haven't load yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to NZ again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to NZ again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2015/08/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one.html
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to NZ, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to seep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

>>137387111

I live in a land where you can get a maid for like 20 bucks a day. I also pay 15% tax, not like you poor bastards. Life on easy street mate.

>>137387111
you can buy a philipino "maid" for three dollars a day

>>137387122
Why would i need a VPN, i got everything i need from my Special Category Visa. Why are aussie bantz the best? cause half of us are kiwi expats XDXDXD

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>>137387208

Kiwi "humour".

Good try little cuzziebro!

>>137387209
can you fuck her?

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if there is even a smidgeon of this arvo's effort applied to the tweets / radio calls tonight i will be proud

>>137387209
Even the most beta of white men can get a Filipina to be their maid for free

>>137384765
Nuke China when?

>>137387284

Hire the right one and you can - they come as young as 15 from the provinces but you have to train them.

Popular scam up here though is maid getting pregnant to trap a westerner. My maid is like 50. My wife prefers it that way hahah

>>137383602
shepherds pie cunt, so fucking good.

>>137387396
Why? They don't like foreigners just like you

>>137383194

>Greens imploding

Is there hope for Melbourne after all?

>>137383602
meat and 3 veg cobber, probably lamb chops tonight

>>137387458
found the gook

>>137387495
NK should nuke the CBD

>>137383413
Absolutely subversive

>>137387318
>Fag marriage supporting "conservative"
>Literal traitor from the ALP
>Literal Academic Jew
>Token gen Y who I'm sure will have completely unique and not at all mainstream opinions
>Jared Taylor
Looks like a good episode

>>137387526
What? I already posted proof im not over here >>137383450
Mfw youre a race mixer ;)

>>137387318
Whats the theme for tonights QandA? I might fire up the old twitter if its good

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>>137387650
the autism is strong in him

>>137387318
ahh fuck, it's monday

>>137385946
He wasn't on, Eli Mosley was on instead

>>137383450
Are you on board with the full policy?
That's all that really matters to our sovereign integrity.

>>137387650

Repetition of meaningless annoying tasks for attention is a classic sign of autism.

>>137387654
CIA's shirt clearly has lines on it

>>137387758
I just want my centrelink

So what do you blokes think about the CommBank CEO stepping down? I think he got a rough deal. Most of the shit went down before his time.

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>>137383602
no sizzle?
very australian nonetheless

>>137384239
quite australian

>>137387430
absolutely australian

>>137387510
dangerously australian - non australians beware

>>137385294
its these commie cunts mate, don't want free markets, government regulation up the ass for every fucking thing. Having a massive sook if they have to pay for anything

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>>137383413
HAHA FUCK

On Triple J too, wowee.

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>>137387654
>Belt is the most expensive item
What kind of faggotry is this

>>137383670

Take the fuckin hint you silly poofter cunt lol

>>137386048
Your right. They changed the recipe for vegemite. It's a bit softer and more spreadable but I reckon it doesn't have the same sharp bite it used to. Cunts always changing shit that doesn't need fixing. Speaking of changing shit, has anyone tried the new lift formula? Tastes like fucking battery acid.

>>137388347
nah haven't drunk soft drink in years, just beer and water

>>137388347
I tried new fanta once, it was fucking luminescent and tasted like concentrated ADHD and type 2 diabetes

oi no need to dump bump the thread cunt there is enough of us here

I hope that spamming cunt got banned

Barnaby joyce is disgusting traitorous cunt hope the high court fucks him up

>>137388709
some poof decided to just go all autistic because we weren't talking enough about politics

>>137388749
if that happens we will probably have to go to another election unless another LNP member gets his seat

>>137386534
oh that's why you're dumping
get fucked you turkey

>>137388845
he got rekt

fuck qanda is on tonight isnt it? we watching?

>>137388721
he said he had all night so my guess is he did get banned

>>137388721
huh..wow the mods actually proved themselves not useless for once

>>137388889
aye bruz:
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>>137383194

So my fellow /aus/polstars - how does it feel knowing that Ludlam and Waters are the only politicians with honour?

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>>137388976
at least two of these are jewish

>>137389073
I don't trust any of them

>>137389096
Sam Dastyari needs to be lynched

>>137388976

Inviting a theologian to any serious discussion is like inviting a dog. You know what they will say in advance so you might as well not bother.

>>137389397
How do you know what the dog is going to say?

>>137389582

"woof"

>>137389582
he eats them

was it always on at 9:30?

didn't ABC decide to move their primetime slot of the 7:30 report to then?

>>137389582
animals behavior is fairly predictable

>>137389582
depends on the country: over there it would be something along the lines of:
>Huwag kang kumain!

>>137389635
far as I know, I can't watch it most of the time

>>137389727
NSW labor will be out for a generation

>>137389727

don't worry lad QLD will be back to blue next year

>>137390094
I see you reset your router

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Hyped for Qanda leftism.

>>137390093
Since when is Hanson using blue?

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>>137387208
Hey cunt say "fish and chips" and "six". It makes me chuckle.

>>137390276
get him to say wizz fizz next

>>137390261
too unorganized

>>137390060
This. They are fucking incompetent and embarrassing to watch, luke foley gives me suicidal thoughts just watching the man. He is so boring and uninspired. Then you've got the obvious corruption of the NSW branch (see recent arrests), they are out for a long while.

>>137390497
are that as bad as VIC Labor?

http://archive.is/2PZ0z

What is this insanity the military isn't the place of social experiments, good I fucking hate the left so much there is a literally war against white men in the west.

>>137390276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1adJYd4z0bC

Toots on da Barbie

>>137390652
how is this not sexism? oh right white males

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>>137390652
Give pic related a read, the recommendations are a bit cringey but the last half of it fucked me up

anyone watching four corners. nsw greens v all other greens sounds like a pissing match over who is the most special snowflake.

what the fuck bro who is this is this blue haired azn?

is this what arts degree is like?

>>137391096

sounds alright but isn't he a fag lel

>>137391096
fuck go read the reviews on goodreads, it's a bunch of nu-males having a cry

>>137387208
delete this immediately

>>137390060
wouldnt be surprised if SA labor loses too, cunts are fucked

>>137391259
Bob brown is trying to put his party back together again. The party used to just want to hug trees and shit but got hit with that Marxist subversion.
>>137391458
The book spends the first half outlining the for properties of being a man (strength, courage, mastery and honour). Then the second half he basically outlines why feminist theory is inconsistent with the success of humanity and how globalism is cancer to masculinity. I can see why nu-males hate it, the guy basically calls them weak spineless bootlickers.
>>137391446
Not sure m8, he rips into homosexuality for a bit though.

>>137391835
He is definitely a fag.

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http://archive.is/aT0GP
thank you Canberra

>>137390644
Not sure what they are like. All I know came from when I was a protocommie fag who thought friendlyjordies wasn't an unbiased numale

>>137391835
Donovan is a fag that doesn't like fairy poofters or some such, he larps in the woods as a manly man gay or something. Heard good stuff about that book though

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>>137391835
>Jack uses the phrase “androphilia” to describe himself as a man attracted to other men, but to distinguish himself from the connotations of the label “gay”.

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>>137392041
I stand corrected. The back of the book has a recommendation from Richard Spencer which turned me off but it's not as bad as I thought it would be.

>>137392008

literally this pasta

yes and there is absolutely nothing gay about two strong men having sex with each other, dick in anus. it is natural and virile, unlike sex with women which is sex with a weaker creature, faggy and effeminate, darewesay -- gay.

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>>137387208
You are so butthurt about Australians. I don't think any Aussie knows enough about your country to tell a green text story about it.

>>137392093
>there is absolutely nothing gay about two strong men having sex with each other
shut up fag

>>137389727
SA has a chance to go blue next year

>>137391763
I think the electorates are set up to favor Labor IIRC

>>137392092

hes probably spot on with alot of things, but hes really just larping


>>137392172
L2read

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>Barnaby
top lel

literally no political party seems to be able to manage NSW without fucking the dog. must be all that coal seem gas in the water or some shit like that

Why is this government so afraid to stand alongside Donald Trump? Trump faces such unfair treatment in the press that if Turnbull really got on his side he'd have huge leverage to get gibs from Trump. Investment, presence of US defensive assets in the country, favourable treatment in various free trade agreements and other treaties. Instead Turncuck insults him to please our (((journalists))). (((Di Natale))) just asked George Brandis if Trump's fire and fury comments are escalating conflict and Brandis refused to defend them. What does it cost him to say he trusts the POTUS, or to say that 20 years of playing nice has lead to the current situation. The Liberals are total cucks. Sad.

>>137385691
You'll never accepted or one of the cool people. You'll always be a second-rate unlikable cunt. You're probably better off somewhere else.

>>137392501
fuck off mate he's australian now just like all of us

>>137392494

they are a bunch of limp wristed cuckservatives

>>137384947
This.
http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/dick-smith-revives-grim-reaper-ad-in-bid-to-curb-immigration-numbers-20170814-gxvjj8.html

>"The Labor Party's beholden to what they call their 'ethnic vote'. They're deluded. They think the ethnic people who are here want unlimited immigration – they don't. They don't want to turn Sydney into Shanghai.

>"The Liberals are scared of offending the business community, who just want endless growth in population so you have endless growth in profit and endless greed."

Based Dick.

>Wants to stop chinks flooding our country.
>Wants Australia to have higher taxes on the rich.
>Wants to stop greedy capitalism.
>Wants to stop Australian cities turning into soulless metropolis cities.

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>>137392167
>taking the piss out of something means you're butthurt
O'right mate. Might wanna shitpost a bit more conservatively though, don't wanna use up your 3gb monthly allowance in the first 2 weeks.

>>137392494
Too much negative press around Trump for a center right party to be associated. You've got to remember that in the minds of most people Trump is an incompetent moron that will doom the American republic.

Also Australians tend to avoid extreme political sides, so if Trump is painted as a ebil nazi the public in general will avoid him.

>>137392739
what party will dick go with?

Anyone got the link for qanda bread?

>>137392814
One Meme?

>>137392814
Dick Smith's sink the chinks party.

>>137392814
He's alright given support to ON

>>137392814
already**

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>full

>>137392856
he supported their direction on immigration, i dont think he endorsed/gave support
>i might be wrong

>>137392921
>the latest you've been in a couple weeks
>posts thumbnail

You really need to up your game m8, you've fallen back a bit.

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>>137392921
>mile high chicken coops.
Yeah nah, get fucked mate.

>>137392975
I've been busy preparing for my upcoming trial

>>137393003
Cheers m8

>>137392921
go ahead and live in the fucking wasteland

>>137383194
Join the EU you fucking twat cunts

>>137392788
You'd be surprised how many people quietly support/like Trump here. Although I am on the Sunny coast and it is pretty fuckin white up here.

qanda thread is up

>>137389397
Same with politicians

>>137393050
Just slap a few artifical mountains in there. Been a while since we've had a good word wonder.

>>137392376
you know what they say, mate

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>>137393500

QandA Time video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRSKbr4PaU

>>137393138
>making a new thread

>>137393138
>not linking it

>>137393500
we are not here to fuck spiders?

>>137393580
The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

This story of an old guy with a phillipino wife and a retarded hapa son caught my eye today. It is a sad story since the kid died but I thought it was of interest anyway.

http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/boy-dies-in-house-fire-in-netherby-father-seriously-injured-trying-to-save-him/news-story/fb8493ad325b3dffece7ef862bb0929b

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>>137387318

Why do you cunts even watch Q&A? Why do you watch (((their))) ABC? It's an echo chamber for the cosmopolitan marxists that live in the inner cities and the anxious social justice warrior youth that aspires to one day fit right in in Newtown or Brunswick. It's use of stacked panels is a persuasion technique that makes you think the consensus on various topics in society lies to the left wing, somewhere between Bob Brown and Joseph Stalin.

Sam Dastyari - Iranian citizen who took bribes from Chinese businessmen and constantly shills for sharia law from his comfy perch.

Kim Rubenstein - a jewish harpie known for campaigning against Abbot's decision to strip terrorists of their citizenship and for convening the 'gender institute' at ANU

Jamilia Rizvi - daughter of Abul Rizvi, of Urdu Muslim origin, a man who won a 'public service medal' for his work in the development of Australia's migration program. A quick Google shows she is a 'media personality' who despite being guaranteed success thanks to her public servant parents, has recently written a book about her struggles with sexism in the workplace.

Michael Jensen - an Anglican priest with little public profile, who recently in his twitter sustained that sharia law is not a threat https://twitter.com/ABCthedrum/status/885781867017916416 and that people were 'nasty' to Yassmin Abdel-Magied https://twitter.com/mpjensen/status/883055272347877376

Abetz - at the least he is anti-degenerate, but he's the definition of a swamp monster, a 30+ year politician.

>>137394568
Auspol btfo

>>137394568
Let us enjoy our anger.

>>137392739

Dick Smith's wishes:

>A carefully screened refugee program of 20,000 for humanitarian reasons
>Organise an Australian volunteer family to mentor each refugee family to assist them into becoming part of the Australian dream.

https://www.dicksmithfairgo.com.au/project/dick-smith-fair-go/


He is on the right track, but how is any refugee intake good for us? Unless we specifically specify refugees must come from an educated European Christian background, how is the importation of third world idiots who hate us a good thing?

>>137395117
>20,000 for humanitarian reasons
fuck that shit

>>137394568
4 fun

>>137392788
>Too much negative press around Trump for a center right party to be associated. You've got to remember that in the minds of most people Trump is an incompetent moron that will doom the American republic.
>Also Australians tend to avoid extreme political sides, so if Trump is painted as a ebil nazi the public in general will avoid him.

To be honest, I'm not so sure. In Australia we are pretty cucked on the gun question, but I think the average real Australian would tend to agree with Trump on most topics, less immigration, less unfair trade, more jobs, large scale infrastructure plans, strong defense, not many are anti-gay or anti-women but most agree with a strong military staffed by men.

Realistically the idea of capturing the swinging voter isn't a question of left or right. Look how many former democrats confess voting for Trump on forums and social media.

The swinging voter will always go with the party or politician that shows strength, conviction, and offers them something (i.e. security, jobs, opportunity, cheaper energy, lower cost of living). If none of the parties offer this, as is the current situation, then the result can go either way.

Oi cunts, thread seems to have died for now but I was wondering if anyone would use an aus/pol/ day thread? Surely many of you are neets or have idle desk jobs where you can get a few chances to post throughout the day.

>>137396299
Give it a try and find out m8.

How can you guys watch this Qanda garbage.

>>137396299
try it and see if it gets posts

>>137396536
I didn't I watched game of cucks instead

>>137396572
No spoilers please.

>>137396741
I'm not a cunt

>>137396299
depends on the day but id use it occasionally

>>137396502
Anyone have a pastebin for the template?

>>137396802
Then why do you keep replying to Nisem?

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When was the last time that Aussies and Brits actually had a connection and camaraderie? The sixties?
To think that my British grandad led Australian troops during the Korean War, and just over half a century later you guys are on the verge of removing the Union Jack from your flags and becoming a republic.

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"AUSTRALIAN" ARMY

>>137396741
this isnt a spoiler but if jon and the dragon bitch dont fuck by the end of the season ill be disappointed

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SUPERIOR AUSTRALIAN LT COLONEL

>>137396914
cause i'm a drunk

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AUSTRALIAN TACTICAL GENIUSES

>>137396910
why do you need a template just find some current news and post it

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FIERCE AUSTRALIAN WARRIORS

>>137397009
fuck off you gook

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>>137397079

>>137396940
will she put on a dragon dildo and peg him?

>>137397009
>10/10 in straya

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>>137397423

>You shook someones hand in the green room

What did he mean by this?

>>137397641
the reptilian alien room

>>137397578
Hey I didn't say that at all! Delete that image at once

>>137397903
DPRK will delete you soon enough yank

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>>137383450
According to the government you're probably also a licensed driver, but we all know how you cunts drive.

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>don't give a shit about fags wanting to get """""married"""""
>do believe, however, that marriage should be completely separate from state
>civil unions are literally basically marriages in the legal eyes anyway aside from a few minor differences in super specific court cases which would almost never happen
I'm confused, do I vote for or against in the gay marriage postal vote?

>>137398861
holy fuck, he flattened them cunts

>>137398880
against because it'll be funny with all the cunts bitching when they lose

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Compare the pair

Marise Payne vs Mad Dog Mattis

Aus Minister of the Defense vs US Secretary of Defense

Mattis had a 44 year career in the US marines, reaching the rank of four-star general and retiring as the leader of US Central Command

Payne graduated from UNSW with a Bachelor of Arts and Laws and has been a politician for the last 20 years

Former US Secretary of Defense Robert Gates praised Mattis as one of the most formidable "warrior-scholars" of his generation and "one of our military’s foremost strategic thinkers and combat leaders"

Payne's colleagues including Defence Industry Minister Christopher Pyne have said she is afraid of going on TV due to her immense weight and size

Mattis, then a 4 star general, was once seen by a marine captain maintaining night watch at 3am in the perimeter fence of the USMC patrol base in Kandahar

Marise once chartered a private jet from Canberra to Perth because she was too fat to fit in a business class seat

Mattis, according to retired Sgt. Maj. Carlton Kent is a voracious reader — "if you go into his house, books are lined up wall to wall" — who can think and make decisions at the tactical and strategic levels.

Marise, according to the Australian, is a puppet of the defense bureaucracy http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/opinion/robert-gottliebsen/is-marise-payne-another-defence-department-puppet/news-story/8533528d52a739397a4a1c6100922c86

Marise Payne once remarked that she became a feminist at age one and her first speech to the Senate, she lashed One Nation, lamented the stolen generations, blasted "right-wing media commentators", attacked discrimination against people with HIV/AIDS and called for greater engagement with Asia.

Mattis, once defeated the entire Iraqi army in 3 weeks.
Are we in safe hands?

>>137399907


ILL TAKE , HES A FUCKING WHITE MALE FOR 250$ ED.

>>137398079
Not soon enough

>>137399907
does our minister of defense do anything other than follow american orders?

UNCLE DOUG

>>137383194
Who was the sick lad who called in to 105.5 Radio Adelaide and pretended to be a jew crying about needing to remember the 6 million and multiculturalism being the end of whites? You gave me a hearty kek.

>>137402427
ya mum

>>137402427

He's a gay ausposter, you can't fake that fag twang he had in his accent, that's years worth of sucking dicks and taking it up the gayhole. Totally pozzed.

>>137383194
I hope you all vote against faggot marriage!

>>137402850
>>137403234
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/hack/8805690

Starts at around 13:40.

>>137403234


you into bugchasing aswell m8?

>>137403373

only when i have my mortein ready, to gas some fags.

>>137403333
Kek, Aussies sound so funny, you even do the accents on the radio.

>>137403823

BASH THE FASH

>>137403333 (checked)
oy vey!

>>137404021
>story of the hero who saved his mate from drowning
>"He was one of my best mates so I didn't want him drowning"
Lol mate

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>>137399907
>NZ minister of defense Mark Mitchell
>Police officer for 13 years, including time as a dog handler
>8 years as a private security contractor and in spent time in Iraq, including the siege of the Italian-run An Nasiriyah compound in Southern Iraq by the Mahdi militia in 2004
>voted against the Marriage (Definition of Marriage) Amendment Bill, a bill allowing same-sex couples to marry in New Zealand.

Annexation of Australia when?