Germany iz best.

>>137375159
Your beer is pleb tier just like your soccer

>>137375230
Are you dumb or something?

>>137375159
The beast at what?

>best country in the world
>run down to the ground by a few niggers

It really makes you think...

>>137375159
Beligians and Czech have better beer, and I'm german

>>137375359
we're talking about germany not the US

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The best at destroying Europe.

Dresden 2.0 when?!

>>137375363
Northern german for sure if you really think belgians and czechs have better beer

2 world wars and 1 world cup
doo dah
doo dah

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>>137375159

It is really great indeed.

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>>137375159
I've been waiting for a thread like this

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>>137375159
Indeed, Mehmet

You're wannabe northern Europeans who ain't got shit on us southern Europeans, nor on any of your superior Scandinavian neighbors.

>>137375447
same shit

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>>137375680

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>>137375159

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Threadly reminder that all the good Germans fled to America, and that German engineering is a meme

>>137375294
starting world wars...

>>137375159
>>137375230
>>137375256
No joke of all the European nations I've been to German beer was the most mediocre.
Czech beer was awesome, French beer was almost as good.

>>137376361
don't drink bavarian 'weissbier' shit.
almost no one outside of bavaria likes it...

>>137375159
Bavaria is

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>germany
>best beer

Have you ever tried Czech beers?

>>137375159
Putting decent, hard working and proper Catholic South Germans in the same country with subhuman Northern autists was a mistake.

>>137376244
>I want quality so I will go for an American car
Said noone ever

>>137376629
Kristallweizen master race

>>137376629
Hanz all your beer is shit and you're a nation mired in piss and shit

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>>137375159
How come 3/4 of you are queing at the border? Top keke.

>>137375159
But belgians...
Geman beer so boring.
http://www.belgiansmaak.com/belgian-beers/

Also, we have some good beer in Russia
http://www.saldens.ru

>>137376878

Said by an American, who has only drunk Bud Light in his whole life..

>>137376878
yeah, because 'Bud Light' is so much better, right?

>>137377020
Technically Switzerland is a part of Germany with less foreigners so this goes to proove his point

>>137376743
Chezh beer is good, but i like "slivovica", "grushovica" and other tinctures.

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>>137376875
>he doesn't buy american engineered pro-ducts
i shiggity diggity doodoo

>>137376743
>Czech
>not Slavic speaking Germans
What's next János, you are gonna call Slovakia a country?

>>137376878
American beer is burf, like russian beer, but us, and ru has many craft brewery.

>>137375159
I love Germany!! I'm 1/4 german! I don't really like weissbier (my daddy got me franziskaner once).

when i think of germany i think of a bigger version of austria, but in real life austria seems to be much different and austria is less cucked. i could be wrong though i am just a burger who browses /pol/

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>>137375159
I like you guys. But don't lie to yourselves.

>>137377379
Honestly my fav beer is mexican cerveza.

Paulaner is delicious, fuck you guys

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>>137377170
>>137377136
It's funny when you inbreds talk

>>137377330
I used to drive a F-150
No hate but let's be real for a second

>>137377616
>overhopped bitter garbage

>>137377658
My daddy had one and it was a rotten peice of shit. After a year all the power windows broke and he had to have them taped shut or else the glass would just slide down into the door.

>>137376629
I'm inside bavaria and don't like it:
Tastes like piss.

>>137377457
Austrians are basically lazier but more cunning Germans. They have pretended to be victims of Nazism, so they have managed to avoid most of the brainwashing Germans had to endure. Their big cities are still leftist shitholes, but rural Austria is still pretty conservative and very comfy if you don't mind the kitsch - seriously what the fuck are those fucking garden gnomes everywhere?

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>>137377616
>grapefruit flavoured beer
You know how we call people here who drink stuff like that? Women.

>>137377345

megszólalt az ős kanapémagyar

>>137377616
Overpriced overrated hipster shir. Just drink a sierra nevada goddamn

>>137377980
This. Fruit does not go in fucking beer.

I've also tried at least 4 of the beers in the OP

>>137375159
Why do all fucking Germans pretend that their beer is something special?

Always appropriating Bohemian culture, it pisses me the fuck off!!

>Ležák
>"""Lager"""

>Plzeň
>"""Pilsner"""

>Budejovice
>"""Budweiser"""

The eternal German is good only for stealing things from Slavs, whether it's beer or land

I like american craft stouts

>>137377977
> pretended to be victims of nazism

lol i wonder what happens when you tell them they gave the world hitler

>>137378130
>the original czech Pilsner had such a bad reputation for being shit that a Bavarian brewmaster was brought to Pilsen so he could brew a good beer
Czechs eternally BTFO

>>137378130
Pilsen is a Bohemian city and therefore Germanic

>>137378514
didn't original pilsner have henbane in it so even if it tasted bad it was hallucinogenic and a real good time?

>>137378694
what about before the war?

>>137375159
Germanons, tourist from Italy here. I'll be in Munich for work in a week. Anything worth seeing? Any good places to shop for antiques?

>>137377571
You must try somethik like this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sour_beer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders_red_ale

http://jawsbeer.ru/beers/ischu-cheloveka

>>137377980
But this guys is copro-bdsm-gays!
That means, they are don't like woman

>>137379690
that does sound delicious, I'll have to try some!

>>137378871
What are you talking about? Pilsen was founded by Germans in the middle ages. The brewery where Pils originated was founded as the "Bürgerliches Brauhaus" in 19th century. The brewmaster who made Pils successful was a Bavarian.

Bohemia was Germanic way before "the war".

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>Daily reminder that Germany used to be the best country in the world
Fixed that. Second Reich is best Reich!

>>137379874
My grandma brewed sour in appartament. Without devices, brew, but it was the best sour, but we call them "kvaas". True "kvaas" is different than buttlet "kvaas" from massmart.

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>>137377179
> technically

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>>137380119
>second Reich best Reich
The
>H
>R
>E
wasn't only number one in a chronological sense m8. First Riech was ultra comfy.

>>137380790
Well if you really want to argue semantics you could say Bismarcks Germany was the first united German Empire. Even under Heilige Römische Reich the German lords still maintained a high degree autonomy and really only listened to the emperor when it suited them (or when the emperor was strong).

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>>137380048
Before those scummy, sauerkraut-guzzling German BURGHERS colonized Bohemia and Moravia starting in the Middle Ages onwards as part of OSTSEIDLUNG, aka "Hans leaving his decrepit, overcrowded hovel on Scheiße Straße in Wien for fertile and comfy Slavic lands," the area that now consists of the Czech Republic were inhabited by Slavonic peoples since antiquity.

Not to mention the Wends, Polabians, and Lechs that were EXTERMINATED by Germans.

Only one civilization would stoop so low as to colonize and destroy other WHITE cultures:

DER EWIGE DEUSTCHER

>>137380355
Nice, I'll look into that. I already brew my own mead just because you need to be 21 to buy alcohol and it's really easy to just drink from it when I want and add more honey later. I only have plastic bottles though I need a actual bucket.

>>137381006
Nah, no denying that, HRE was definetely not a prime example of unity, but that's why I think of it as the best Reich. The Emperor protected the kings and lords of the empire, while those were still largely independent and could do what was best for their respective realm, not for the realm as a whole.

>>137381289
>Not Holy (What is the Thirty Years War, what is the Protestant Reformation?)
>Not Roman (Are you fucking kidding me?)
>Not Imperial (What kind of an empire elects its own emperor? What kind of fucking "empire" is composed of hundreds of independent dukedoms, republics and bishoprics?)

>"Holy" ""Roman"" """Empire""""
>best reich

Please drink Hemlock.

>>137381225
Lol! I was 14. My grandma wad 82. She was born in 1913, and she dies in 2000.

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>>137375159
Beer is fucking disgusting and you are a degenerate if you drink it. Even worse that pack walking around with their fucking glass bottles that you know will end up smashed on the ground somewhere, because they are too retarded to properly dispose of them.

>>137381918
>meme spouting burger
I was talking about it being the best Reich politically speaking. The very fact of it not being an ideal empire, hence the great level of independence the regions within it had, is what made it special. "lmao, its name doesn't really reflect its nature" isn't an argument against it being the ideal form of a German (more or less) national identity.

>>137382406
When I was 14 I got super drunk on rum and now I can't stand hard liquor.
Sorry about your grandma, I know how that feels. Mine's still alive but her alzheimers is so advanced she's pretty much gone already.

>>137382692
My grandma was mad and angry, but she brew exellent kvaas

Germany cool.

Someone just needs to cut you guys loose from the Jewish crap again and let you loose

>>137375230
I will gladly take it that our beer is right there where our Mannschaft is in footy.
But in the, end the only important thing is that all our beers are readily and cheaply available for me , i can even get it delivered to my flat for next to nothing.
So... Prost! You are irrelevant.

>>137382799
My gradfather made wine but cigarettes killed him before I was born. He probably had some nice recepies desu.

>>137376361
Czech beer is awesome. yes.
Ours , too.
French? are you simply daft or can you recommend a few brands. i like to sample different stuff.

>>137382799
Also my grandma was mad and angry too before the alzheimers turned her into a zombie. When she was mad at me as a kid she would chase me around the house with a dog leash but she could never catch me.

>>137381289
I have to agree, the huge authonomy of the Duchies of HRE resulted in constant infighting, thus constantly culling the number of Germans and making it harder for them to ruin the better, happier places of Europe with their retarded warmongering.

>>137377616
flovoured shit is not even considered beer around these parts. nice try hipster faggot.

>>137377616
American beer is like sex on a kanoe.
Now kill yourself please

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>>137378017
>>137377345
You kibaszott tomatoes.

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>>137383199
>he thinks this triggers me
>I actually hate other Germans
The description fits perfectly, Paprikanigger.

>>137375159
Not the best desu but very high ranked ;)

>>137383689
As a Hungarian you are obliged to hate each and every country for historical reasons. You should hate ourselves and Poles less than the rest of the world though.

German beer is a complete fucking meme. American and British half-crafts blow it the fuck out. Even Russian local microbreweries are leages ahead.

>>137383894
I perfectly understand you, Bavarianon. I'd feel the same way if I had to live together with autistic humourless heretics, especially if they were in charge.

>>137384056
Eбaть! Bтopoй aдeквaт в тpeдe!

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>>137384233
>another 4 years of Mama Merkel
can't_wake_up.png

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>>137383894
Was ist das Problemchen, Jodeltalent?

>>137384683
It's her turn anon :)

>>137384575

Hy этo oбъeктивныe фaкты my friend, нeмeцкoe пивo этo чиcтo фopceд мeм coвкoв (бyмepoв) для кoтopых ГДP был caмoй дaльнeй зaгpaницeй. Бeзвкycнoe гoвнo pили.

>>137384874
>Yaaas Mama, slay
What did the German population mean by this?

>>137375159
just wait until the Muslims force you to get rid of beer.

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>all these plebes not liking bavarian Weizen/Weißbier

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>>137384949
This will probably be the moment people start waking up.

>>137384913
Дa дoхyя пepeпpoбoвaл, тeпepь тoлькo бeльгийcкoe и гoдный кpaфт.

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>>137384927
They want progress to a brighter future

>>137384575
>Pюзкe
>Aдeквaт
/0

>>137384683
>Kraut buttblasted because public morals are protected by the law
What?

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>>137385040
>expecting anything else from Saupreissn
Also
>Wolferstetter

>>137385040
it's not my kind of thing but I can see why some people like it. The first one out of the pack was god awful but the by the last one it started to taste ok.

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>>137385120
So where is Tschechien?

>>137385240
>Kraut buttblasted because EU interests are protected by a protestant commie whore disguised as le conservative
ftfy m8

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>>137376309
That's austria.

>>137385351
Within the Austrian Empire, at that time.

>>137385236
Oiiiiink! Ooieeenk!

>>137385174
Please, Heinz, Hans and Günther, get rid of her once!

>>137375159

>tfw when you retards tear each other apart instead of being brothers

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>>137375159
lmao, yeah right

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>>137385627
>warning usa

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>>137385599
But it's them who need your help

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>>137385351
>posts graph with no specified unit
you will die next

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>>137385304
I can understand that, I didn't like Weizen until I turned 19

But I'd choose a good bavarian, franconian or czech beer - may it be Zoigl, dark beer or a Helles - everyday over those fancy american craft"""""beers"""""

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>>137377616
>grapefruit flavoured beer

>>137385933
I can't buy beer yet so I just make my own or have my daddy get me some sometimes (always shiner). Microbrews always seemed like a meme to me unless you go to a growler bar. I haven't made any in a while though because I've just switched mostly to mead (a bit more expensive to make but if you backsweeten it's really really fucking good).

>>137377616
>grapefruit
>in beer

what the fuck? kill yourself, that is not beer by the definition of the word, that is a fucking beer-mix drink and you should be ashamed for the rest of your life

>>137385933
Damn, Zoigl is fucking GOAT. Had my first one on a school trip. Alcohol is usually not allowed on school trips but the teacher said it was part of local culture, so he made an exception. But I have the feeling that this is one of the kinds of beer you either love or hate with no inbetweens.

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>>137375159
>germany is the best country in the world.
9 out of 10 muslims would agree

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>>137386736

>>137386782
touche i guess... but i live in northern montana and i havent seen a "minority" in almost five years. no mosques no niggers no cinco de mayonaise.

>>137375159
>best country
>natives are forced to pay for subhuman scum who is only here to exploit the welfare state
>natives are forced to pay for the propaganda that tells them everything is ok
>if you dont pay an armed group will break into your house and throw you into jail
>but the same armed group cant deport a few niggers
you have a funny definition of best country in the world
>b-but at least I can choose between a few thousand brands of beer

>>137389276
Don't sewat it, it's nothing more than bantz anyway. No muzzies where I live aswell, but the situation as a whole is pretty bad nontheless.

>>137375159
>daily reminder we are being subjected to second class citizenship in court and being replaced en mass with people who openly demand the death of western civilization
Best country my ass kys shill

>>137380790
>>137381289
It's sad how underrated the HRE is, and all because of that shitty /his/ meme. It will always be my favourite Reich.

>>137375159
I used to buy Gaffel Kölsch when I still drank. I prefer Diebels Alt though.

>>137375159
Belgians make better wheat beer.
Isn't alcohol haram anyway?

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>>137375159
ruining Europe by inviting in millions of "refugees"
stupid fucks

>>137375230
Jelly tastelet detected

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>>137375159
Wrong beers m8.

>>137385716
A country with 4x the people has 4x the murder rate. Shocking revelations

>>137389490
kek..i never take anything to heart here i know where im at

>>137375159
My piss has more flavor than german beer. Any half-decent craft brewery makes brewskis superior to all reinheitsgebot crap.

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>>137396609
>USA 4.7
>GER 0.8
>4x the murder rate

American Education

>>137396609
don't ever come here again. you're too retarded.

>>137396609
are you retarded?
There is a difference between rate and count.
If the US had the same rate it would have 662*4= 2648 murders, but it has 14,827, which is 560% more. Granted, a lot of it is niggers + spics

>>137375159
Yeah, good luck selling Muslim beer. We see how much you guys like "purity".... we're not taking a chance with purity beer... probably Muslim HIV jiz mixed in..

No thanks