What kind of faggot uses tiki torches anyway ?

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Cheap, plentiful, relatively safe.
>>137361363
Fucking

LEAF

>>137361399
It looks stupider than if they didn't bring any at all. It comes across like a frat initiation or something, not a serious gathering of stern members of a great race.

>>137361324

people who shop at walmart. no biggie. cheap and quick.

>>137361324
Capitalists.

>>137361363
>>137361399
>>137361434

Enough Said

>>137361324

Virginia has a lot of bugs.

>>137361363
>>137361399
>>137361434
>>137361607
sorry for interfering with yours safe space Burgers

People who are paid to be there.

>>137361324
A capitalist. A capitalist uses Tiki torches without shame because only the capitalist has true faith in that which the free market provides in abundance.

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>>137361324

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Thanks for supporting China!

>>137361887
OH ! NOW I SEE

>>137361324
gods honest truth, middle class white people. They essentially disavowed their own market

>>137361974
For you

penny pinching jews

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>>137361324
I wonder who could be behind this post

Literally take any stick, put a pair of cotton socks on it, fix it with wire and then spray alcohol or even better dip the socks in resin.

There you have a real torch.

>>137362824
This.

>>137361324
But that is a civilized torch that has evolved past the rag wrapped around a stick.

>>137361324
I had two going on at a luau themed party at my house about two months ago, many an alcoholic drink was consumed and a good time was had by all.

Thanks for ruining tiki torches, you God damned stormcucks. Anything you fuckers touch is turned to shit.

>>137363131
> Anything you fuckers touch is turned to shit.
Rick and Morty
Star Wars
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Game of Thrones

>>137361324
what's the objection to them exactly, that they are called "tiki" and it's not a white word?

I can't think of another possible reason, and it's just you guys saying it's gay.

If there are some special white people torches they should've used instead, please advise.

>>137363344
>Harry Potter
Are you retarded anon ? Do you know who is J.K Rowling ?

Also, Peter jackson had a good friend: Christopher Lee. A former Anti-Nazi guy. M'ember ?

Stop being so fucking Delusional AutismBoy

>>137361324
It was meant to make those fucktards look like KKK members to everyone.
The whole thing was designed to make white men look as violent and extreme as possible

>>137362824
it would burn off in minutes at best, and risk dripping flaming alcohol all over your hand.

tiki torches are safe, economical, and readily available.

shit literally burns for hours. also SAGE.

>>137361324
>>137361399
>>137361875
>>137362081
>>137363073

STOP APPROPRIATING POLYNESIAN CULTURE YOU STUPID DEGENERATE WHITE CUMSKIN FAGGOTS

>>137362824
So you're saying the thousands of people taking part in this march were supposed to collect sticks off the ground, miles of wire, and resin they probably would've had to purchase from a store anyway? Unless you think there were some people who were going to do all of that themselves and organize for the rest of the protesters to have homemade torches.

>>137361324
deluded gringos that only know about pickup trucks and shopping at wallmart

>>137363652
It's probably because they're aesthetically associated with cook outs and look dorky being carried around as opposed to actual torches.

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T I K I
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>>137361324
Damned if we do, damned if we dont

>>137361324

Let's make tiki-torches a new symbol of white nationalism lol

>>137364102
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tiki+culture

>>137364102
Tiki torches are American, Polynesians never used them.
They were invented for stupid bbq's.

>>137361324
>Ukrainians
>Soros shills
pick both!

>>137361324
Niggers fear the tiki

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>>137364062
they also keep the bugs away.

>>137361324
the kind of faggots that don't want their traditional torches dripping burning fuel and accidentally lighting fires

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>>137361598
"MUH EBIL CAPITALISM"
What happened Ivan? we had your back while fighting nazis and then you betrayed us and started a useless Cold War that went on for 45 years.

>>137367154
That's an exceptional nigger

>>137361324
Are you insulting my 1/48 Hawaiian heritage? I should have you know these "tiki torches" as you call them hold deep religious and cultural importance to my people. Next time why don't you do your research before insult a proud congregation of Hawaiian Americans.

>>137363822
Lmao he doesn't know. He is just trying to rustle someone's jimmies.

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>>137361570
urafag

>>137368289
lool

>>137361324
Hawaiians. So any criticism of them is clearly raceism

I'm surprised these pasty frat boys didn't break out the kegs. They just really wanted to say nigger in person.

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leave it to america to ruin every trend.

>>137369022
kek

>>137369022
Those look like well crafted, non-commercially available torches in the middle. Where the fuck would you even buy those?

>>137361399
agreed.

>>137361324
What kind of faggot believes in egalitarianism

>>137371130
>buying torches
Burgers can't live without their supermarkets I swear.

>>137371130
>america: the post

>>137371130
>literally a fucking rag on a stick soaked in kerosene.
Goddam millennials

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>>137361758
>burger meme

>>137361324
LARPers are stupid.
Even fucking retarded slav football hooligans know to cover your face when you're doing stupid shit.

>>137371509
>>137371785

Walmart drones, Antifa is Walmart drones, no one involved in any protest is skilled enough to make an actual torch, they can't think enough to have a more striking presentation, they've no sense for aesthetics, they are not real nazis

>>137371899
I mean it makes sense to mock your consumerism here. You guys can't even take the time to make your own torches for your white supremacist rally.

Even your fucking nationalist movement is degenerate.

>>137363822
When Harry Potter first came out it was in my eyes a big celebration of white identity. It was white as fuck, a story about British white kids going to a white school with white professors learning about magic.

My extended white catholic family loved it to bits. They still do, which is unfortunate given how JK Rowling has changed over the years.

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>>137361887
> google reverse image search
> 0 results found

top fuckin' kek; nice work, anon

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saw a bin full of tiki at walmart today for $2.50
near lawn and garden.

never thought i'd see a tiki torch the way i did today.

that's pretty sad.
it feels taboo to walk around walmart with a tiki torch purchase now thanks to the charlottesville mass degeneracy.

whole civilization of virtue signaling
people around them getting assaulted
people around them dying.

because they gotta larp the media channels they indulge in..

filling all your retard brains with shitty food for thought.

mentally constipated people larping their media channel ideologies in hoards.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
THIS IS YOUR MEDIA.

80 Channels and Genders of American Gladiators.

You're all getting Exactly what you want.

This is America.

This is the American Dream.
You Make it Yourselves.
WE BUILD IT TOGETHER.

so keep pointing fingers, and drawing your lines.
communism,fascism, socialism, isms.
ists, and more ists..

fuck that.

Make Mine Freedom.

>>137361887
kek/10

>>137361324
>What kind of faggot uses tiki torches anyway ?

stupid cucked faggots obviously

>>137361887
Tiki torches are top comfy, I have a few of them

>>137361324
I think they look cool and fun

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>>137361887

>>137372165
>in my eyes

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>>137371130
>where would you buy those

please stop

>>137369022
This image says volumes about post modernism and our current generation

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>>137361324
I hate that people are defending the tiki torches
It's a fucking tiki torch

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hmm...

>>137363652
Are you that much of an autist?
ITS A TIKI TORCH! Hahahaha oh my god
It's meant for shitty Haiwaiian them restaurants

>>137361399
and made in 'murrica

>>137361324
great, nazis also ruined tiki souveniers for us

They're great for a campsite, not much else.

>>137361324
>get btfo'd
>roastie killed
>more than a dozen critically wounded
>w-why are you winning?
lololol stay cucked lead

>>137361324
Cops larping a Neo-Nazis.

>>137361324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giEdsBxjfZ0

>>137367884
Fucking middle-class ingrate.
You complain about the Cold War when you built thousands of nukes as if you had no part in it.
Yeah have fun exploiting your sons and daughters for your own gains.

>>137361758
>calling a huenigger a burger
classic shitpost

>>137361324
People who have forgotten how to make real torches, who else you fucking faggot...?

>>137375560
>Forgot how to make a torch
Is /pol/ filled with suburban underages or what?
>wash why are they making fun of our tiki torches they are safe and no one taught us how to make torches

Torch is a torch.
Muh bitches

>>137361576
This. It's what they could get at walmart. In other words, the absolute minimum effort they could get away with. Exactly what you would expect, isn't it?

>>137361324
Mosquitoes are real bad in the summer, especially in humid climates like CVille.

>>137361570
It would also be a simple way for frats to show allegiance to us with plausible deniability..

>>137371687
>>137371633
>>137371509
>>137374324
>All the sticks around the same length
>same thickness
>same color
>burning "rags" all looked wrapped around the end at the same length
Clearly those were manufactured and bought.

>>137361887
Winner!

>>137375924
>he's defending his idiocy
>durr if it ain't store bought why don't it look like shit
Oh I don't know maybe because they aren't retards and can make a batch of decent torches on their own instead of shopping for cheap shit at Walmart like a fat fucking hick

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>>137361887
thanks for the kek

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>>137372257

>Is on 4chan
>not using iqdb

>>137362824
>Here's an idea, you guys should gather random sticks and try to look like a torch-wielding mob instead of a candlelight vigil

>>137376135
Where did they get the sticks?

>>137376922
>and look like a Hawaiian beach party instead
>grrrr just stop making fun of the tiki torches
Are you a honest to god Spencerite enough to defend tiki torches?!?

>>137376445
>not having that names as "snake pliskin shangahi's the presidential galleon"

>>137377160
How should I know?

>>137377160
/pole/

>>137376586
>spencerwieldshisgoldleafencrustedWalmartbrandtikitorch.jpg

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>>137377160
Where do you think? They're called dowels.
All they need to do is get a rag, dip it in kerosene and light it. It also doesn't look like autist borrowed it from their mom's backyard.

>>137369022
Americans ruined nationalism

>>137378354
>"aha from a store" the autistic torchless Millenial sputtered from his dark torchless room lit only by inferior electric lights not realizing the difference between the Chad artisan assembling his torch from home craft stores and the virgin buying of a tiki torch at Walmart

>>137378567
the virgin tiki vs the chat torch

>>137378659
>>137378813
If I didn't have to go to bed now I'd make a comic for this

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luau tonight !

I thought it was because homemade torches are illegal.

And anyway who fucking cares?

>>137361324
you lack a palapa? fucking hoi polloi...

>>137369022
Isn't that bearded guy in light blue shirt doing the virgin walk?

>>137379174
Aloha e aloha e
'Ano 'ai ke aloha e
Aloha ae aloha e
A nu ay ki aloha e

>>137361324
Sorosfaggots.

https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/896777829580517376

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>>137361324
>What kind of faggot uses tiki torches anyway ?

A flaming homosexual.

>>137361324
cucks

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>>137378567
>>137378354
>Craft Store
That was all I needed to hear.

>>137361324
The Nazis who held rallies at Kiev in the Ukraine before civil war broke out.

In other words, people who are more serious then a faggot like you will ever be in your utterly meaningless consumerist life.

>>137380292
That''s quality anon. Nice.

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>>137361324
Chill faggits

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>>137361324
fucking leaf.

>>137380569
t. 'never has been to a hardware store' millennial