CODE BLACK FUCKING HAPPENING

>>137354248
haha, nothing to see hear mates

>>137354248
Good fuck him

>>137354329
oops forgot to take off my larp flag :)

>>137354248
Dude wtf that picture.

>>137354248
why is the SE quadrant always such a shithole?

>>137354248
Wow I don't give a shit about Australian politics.

Is the deputy prime minister just fancy talk for prime minister? So what happens? Does parliament re-vote? From what I can tell you parliamentary folk change PMs all the time.

>>137355062
Constitutional crisis. Good chance of a snap election in Australia now.

who gives a fuck lol

>>137355062
Not even Aussies do mate.

>>137354403
lurk more faggot larper

>>137355062
>>137355208
>>137355246
so kinda like an impeachment in america

>>137354398
Jesus Christ I can only imagine what kind of shitposting you did hiding behind that flag

>>137355707
More or less.

>>137354248
BARNABY CHOICE

>>137354248
hilarious if true

>>137354248
Truth be told it might not be as big a deal as you think, assuming Barnaby remains popular enough to win New England again. There's precedent for him simply resigning, renouncing the citizenship he never asked for, then restanding at the by election:

>In 1996, Kelly was elected twice to the seat of Lindsay, based around the suburb of Penrith on the western fringe of Sydney. The first time was at the general election on 2 March 1996, but she was later disqualified because of her RAAF employment, and not having taken steps to renounce her New Zealand citizenship. After addressing these issues, she was re-elected at a by-election on 19 October 1996 with an increased majority.[1]

>>137354248
Fucking hell, I guess the cat is out of the bag now

So barnsey is a dual citizen, he cannot hold a cabinet position. He's going to have to step down as the leader of the nationals because they need representation in the cabinet for the coalition to be stable.

>>137356186
s.44 applies to any position in Parliament - upper house or lower, cabinet or not.

Is this kind of like a lesser version of that Korean cunt president's bullshit?
How did no one know he was a NZ citizen?
WILL THERE BE WAR?

>>137354248
he's all yours emuniggers

p.s see ya soon im coming for ya jobs and woman

>>137356466
The current government holds a one seat majority and the deputy prime minister of said government is a dual citizen. Constitution does not allow any dual citizen to sit in government.

Will probably force a snap election like the UK just had, but I'm no constitutional lawyer.

Holy shit, this country is so fucked.

Why in the goddamn hell does it matter if Joyce has "dual citizenship?" We are literally going to go to a snap election over a fucking footnote in the Australian MUH CONSTITUTION. If there ever was an argument for monarchy, this nation is it.

Based kiwi pulling Aussie strings behind the scenes

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>>137356629
nah he is goin back to your place.

>>137356656

Get fucked I don't want no kiwi spy fucks in our parliament.

>>137356656
>monarchies dont have constitutions

What did the NEET mean?

>>137357023
>kiwi spies
>being this paranoid
Barnaby was based you nigger. More based than the fags in the Neoliberal Party.

>>137357320
I never said constitutional monarchy knucklehead. I said monarchy. Like it was in Germany in the 19th century.

>>137355724
you have no idea how many "Aussie shitposters" are kiwis behind VPNs

>>137356358
Well, that is indeed some sort of preserved sour vegetable lol

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vote in a right wing ally of trump plz

>>137354398
kek

The real question is, will TONES make his move to save the libs in a snap election?

>>137357592
Sure, but as I said here >>137356043 it's actually happened before without being too much of a catastrophe. Whether or not the government could survive a confidence motion in the interim would be the key question

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>>137357823

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>>137357823
Go

>>137358087
God I hope so*

Tell me about tones.

Is he really that based?

>>137357546
just another case of NZers with mainland envy

Our sleeper agents have been infiltrating for some time. This is just the beginning, the third island shall be ours once again.

>>137354248
I have no fucking clue what you just said.

>>137358396
he stopped the boats and dished out bants

He was born in Australia and never applied for NZ citizenship.
All Kim has to do is declare every Australian a North Korean citizen and we'll have no government anymore.

>>137358396
He was a master at playing the opposition. Didn't offer any policy up, just shat on the government every which way he could to make em look like idiots. Brutal. Won him the next election (only to be stabbed in the back) because the party that lost power uses his tactics against him.

Tones wrote the playbook on being a modern politician in Australia

>>137354248
ok, so I don't really follow our political happenings as it's generally quite boring and uneventful. This is like, the 3rd or 4th one right? How does this tie into the bigger picture? Are they all globalist plants, or something less interesting?

ELECTION WHEN
LIBS BTFO
VOTE FOR DAVID LIONHELMET

>>137358396
considered by many to bee a complete fuckwit, holds extremely retarded fundamentalist christian views and was quite misguided with his comments and policy towards welfare bogans. Not a player of 4d chess so much as a rich dumb bible thumping fool. Not inspiring, not the sort of conservatism I could get behind

>>137360025
No grand conspiracy or happening. Just NZ granting automatic citizenship to anyone who even comes close

kiwis need to make regular general threads aye

>>137361213
they do

>>137354248
>code black
>its nothing

wow

>>137361286
Only the entire government getting dissolved. Fuck up seppo.

>>137361390
>press x to doubt.jpeg

>>137361539
the liberals don't have a clear majority
if they lose their deputy pm, they lose a seat which makes them lose their majority therefore not being able to do fuck all because of obstruction from labor, possibly causing a new election

aka a new government
aka our 5th government in 8 years

rudd - gillard - rudd - tones - kikebull

if there is a new one who the fuck knows? shorten?

>The outcome of the 2016 double dissolution election in the 150-seat House of Representatives saw the one-term incumbent Liberal/National Coalition government re-elected with a reduced 76 seats, a bare one-seat majority government − the closest federal majority result since the 1961 election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_House_of_Representatives#Current_House_of_Representatives

cunt

>>137354248
Code black is reserved for nuclear war faggot

>>137362237
Don't even bother, yanks are a fucking cancer in any thread that isn't specifically designated for them, including this cunt >>137362333

They're probably not even white. Have you ever seen a /pol/ meet up thread in America?

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>>137354248
BAHAHAHA Aussies are secondary kiwi citizens now, BTFO cunts!

Its about time we reclaimed the West island of NZ

>>137362563
americans are pretty stupid i know

Fuck off we don't want him here either. Send the faggot to Taiwan where all of his jewbux are.

>>137362637
Fuck up, discount Tasmania.

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>>137362765
Chill out bitch have a nice swim!

>>137354248
lol it's illegal for public officeholders to have dual citizenship in straya?

that'd be nice. we have 29 congresspeople with dual israeli citizenship.

>>137362637
Like you sheep shaggers could govern tassie

>>137362857
wtf? for real? It's for stopping manchurian candidates and shit.

>>137362857
You gotta be part of team Australia or bust

>>137358396
Tones- Tony Abbott (pbuh) was ahead of his time. Much like Jesus, I and many other citizens, saw and didn't believe until after He was gone. I pray for His return to the Emu throne, so that He may work further wondrous deeds among us.

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>>137362985
Well it is easier to govern when your government isn't being dissolved.

>>137363029
Obama was born in Kenya and that didn't stop him.

>>137363029
no shit.
https://jhaines6a.wordpress.com/2015/05/04/list-israeli-dual-citizens-in-the-us-114th-congress-and-bernie-sanders-is-on-it-j/

>>137363130
yeah, but the spiders.

And yet no mention of Penny Wong being born in Malaysia to a Malaysian father...

>>137363365
>laughing at your own jokes

Chea

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>>137354248
Not only do I not know what that means, I also don't care because
>Australia

hol' up

so u b sayin' that kiwi be kangz an' shit?

>>137363777
nothing happening, digits confirm

>>137363630
Australia isnt mine (yet)

>>137357341
Barbaby is not based. He announced this week the arrival of 200 more 'syrian' refugees in his area of New England. This is on top of the 12000 (((Abbot))) forced upon us. He's a cuck and a shill for China

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>>137354248

I don't speak koala nigger what the fuck is happening

Does this possibly mean a new PM...again?

When the fuck is the government going to call out Iranian muslim Dastyari and Malaysian Wong?

If Barnaby falls, it's likely the government will uncover their dual citizenship too

>>137364003
Major minister in the government may be revoked of his position, which means that his party (the incumbent) will no longer hold a majority, possibly leading to an election and another new PM.

>inb4 Joyce isn't Libs, I know, he's in the coalition and I was simplifying it for Bobby-Ray

Stop living in implicit denial - you all know what this means, you just don't want to say it. Snap election will be called. And BILL SHORTEN is our next pm.

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>>137364491
Truly the 'man' we deserve to lead 'our' "country".

>>137364768
i saw bill shorten irl ama

Not sure who from the govt is speaking in parliament now, but he just said the labor party would use their powers to refer members to the high court but the government will not do so because they do not operate like a third world stalinist government like the labor party does.

When will conservatives worldwide start attacking, when will they uncuck themselves? This is why we lose, so called principals. Pathetic.

Here we go again. God i love being australian.

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>>137364858
I've heard he does the 'limp-fish' handshake, is this true?

>>137362563
I guarantee I am more white than u cunt

>>137364768
>>137365060
Nice tits.

>>137354248
who cares, both australia and new zland are literally shit tier countries that dont matter one fucking bit in world affairs

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>>137365193
T H I C C

fucking lol barnaby

liberals are chink stooges, labor are safe school stooges. we are just completely fucked.

>>137365060
i don't know
he jogged past me with 2 bodyguards and looked me in the eye
his man tits are very prominent irl as well they were going up and down

>>137365519
I've seen both Anthony Albanese and Bill Shorten separately on two occasions in Qantas Club and could have spilled hot soup on either of them.

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>>137354248
>Zimbabwe claims all Australian Greens senators are honorary citizens
>all Greens politicians have to resign as per the Constitution
How come we haven't funded this yet aus/pol/? Let's write a letter to Mugabe and put a few hundred bucks in it.

>>137363619
>And yet no mention of Penny Wong being born in Malaysia to a Malaysian father...

Because she renounced her Malaysian citizenship 16 years ago, before she entered Parliament.

>>137366360
Fair enough

The absolute state of the NZ:
World
>Fuckin' NAZIS, get em out!
Aus
>Fuckin' KIWI, get em out!

>>137357459
>monarchies dont have constitutions

What did the NEET mean?

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>>137363029
>Getting politicians to 'renounce' their citizenship prevents Manchurian candidates.
If you believe that, i have a bridge for sale

>>137363029
Doesn't mean shit when the Chinese "donate" to them anyway.

>>137354248
>australia
>new cuckland
so irrelevant that I'm not sure this should be qualified as /pol/related

>>137354248
Fuck all these skippy cunts. I'm a NZ citizen who has no path to citizenship despite living here for 15 years since I was 6 and all these spineless dual citizens want to cuck for multiculturalism and equate NZ to India/China and will continue to deny people in my position naturalisation despite like 5 of these cunts being NZ citizens themselves.

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>>137354248

/pol/

Start Over.

Lets All Love Lain.

>>137362917

>>137366875
Roughly prevents them from fleeing to their other country. Nobody said its perfect but its better than it not being there.

>>137367038
Constitution was written with the white australia policy in mind.

>>137366461
Except for the One Nation moron all the people getting busted by this are ones who didn't know they had dual citizenship so took no actions to renounce

There's something like 30 MPs who were former dual citizens when they made a list of them

>>137357546
So it's true that you cannibal Maoris secretly want to be Abos but don't want to admit it so you get "angry" when someone calls you an Aussie. Pathetic.

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>(you)

Here we go again on our own.

This is hilarious. Australia has cucked themselves with their own constitution which is nearly impossible to change. Every time NZ wants to fuck with them, they just give citizenship to the Australian PM and bring down the government.

The best bit is, they put that clause in because they hate immigrants without realising that they're all fucking immigrants unless they're abbos.

>>137358615
kek, what a fag

Why the fuck don't I know this cunt. I thought Barnaby was that whiney cuckservative chick from the helicopter scandal. Does this faggot even have any standout views like Dutton or Christensen?

>>137354248
>australia & new zealand

Literally who

>>137368863
He tried to have Johnny Depp's dogs killed, that's about it. He's a tow-the-line cuckservative

>>137368898
Maybe I'll answer if you remove your meme fag faggot

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>non communist vs. nazi story

TRASH

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NZ is the secret cabal that runs Australia.

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>>137358396
he pretty much wrote the play book on opposition government, devout roman catholic hated boat people. wore mad glasses

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Are there any actually fucking Aussies running this country?

>>137369094
Nowonder cunts fucked

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>>137369166
Mayor of Banktown here, me on the left

>>137368494
Father... why have you forsaken us?

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>>137354403
>being this new

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>>137369166
Yeah, Turnbull is Australian

>>137368863
He's the Australian McCain. A fucking buffoon with a reputation as a 'maverick' who doesn't actually stand for shit

>>137366360
>Because she renounced her Malaysian citizenship 16 years ago, before she entered Parliament.

She has not showed evidence of thos. You're probably a hapa 'new australian' cuck

>>137354329
>>137354398

Kek

>>137369383
And a set a teeth like rusted barbed wire fence

>>137369322
Serves you right for going off by yourselves.

What do we do about the Irish and shit who automatically receive citizenship due to European lineage? I want Wong and Co. to fuck off, but I don't want to bar Europeans.

>>137369383
Good thing the cunt's gone, then

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>>137354248
>happening
>australia
>its a new zealander

Fuck you guys are pathetic

>>137354248
This is such a widespread issue in the "new" Australia where every second person was foreign born or had foreign born parents that I think the High Court is going to overturn its own precedent and basically say situations like Barnaby's are now okay.

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>>137354248
Holy shit! It looks like Australia is going to have a new Prime Minister but not from any of the major parties. Fuckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
There's a new party in town!!!!!!!!

>>137369546
Except for the little fact that you abandoned us down here in chains.

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>>137354248

This country is a fucking joke

>>137369780
He'll just pick some literally who like Wyatt Roy who knows how to smile and keep his mouth shut. Wouldn't want anyone with a backbone to challenge big man Malcom.

>>137370086
Straya to be run by Australians

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We're gunna need a new Deputy PM fellas and I have just the man to fill the role

Fuck Australia. Fuck Bill Shorten. Fuck Turncoat. Fuck the Neoliberal party. Fuck Sydney gay pride parades. Fuck Canberra. Fuck our "Senate." Fuck our bogan culture. Fuck our open borders. Fuck Melbourne. Fuck wogs. Fuck our pussy media. Fuck everything about this goddamn CUNTry.

I'm leaving. Gonna live in Bosnia. Fuck you all.

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>>137370298
Doesn't the party make the call? In that case, I'm hoping Dutton, but we'll probably get Pine or someone. No way they'll pick him.

>>137370086
It's been shit since Howard IMO

>>137370530
wrong image. was about to shitpost and left it on.

>>137362237
laughed at "cunt"

>>137370530
The Nationals leader becomes Deputy PM m8. It is up to the nationals who they pick as their new leader.

>>137370530
Deputy PM has to be a member of the Nationals, not the Libs

Good news is Labor will be in when the property bubble bursts like Prince Oberyn's head.

>>137370530
As per party conventions, they'll have another Nationals pollie

>>137358396
>Came from the UK.
>Became Aus citizen
>Renounce UK citizenship

One good point is he may hold the faggots at bay a little longer.

>>137370560
Absolutely, he is still the last pm to actually survive to the end of his term.

Even if he did take our guns

>>137371184
>sister is a dyke
>best friend is a tranny

Fuck Based Tones. He is a fraud.

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>>137370159
Nah, honestly the kangaroo sex orgy is taking over. They've always been superior to us and now we'll finally be forced to admit it.
So heil to our randy kangaroo overlords.

>>137370086
We always have been. Name one time we've ever not half assed something or taken anything seriously.

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australians are our best goys

quuick rundown?

>>137354248
The amount of dual citizenships in our government is fucking scary. These cunts should be facing criminal charges, but our cucked government will probably just change the constitution so mr chang from china can become prime minister.

>>137354248
THE PERFIDIOUS KIWI

>>137371282
>Fuck Based Tones. He is a fraud.

Tones was PM when the decision was made to bring a special intake of 12000 Syrian 'refugees'. It was announced at the time that these were to be Christian but the end result is the majority were muslim (one must presume so because the government refuses to give data on the special intake).

He's a good bloke, a community man, but obviously is spineless and couldn't stand up to our deep state and the faceless men in the Liberal party room.

Not to mention he had a role to play in the false imprisonment of Pauline Hanson in the 90s.

He should stick to surf club and the RFS and stop ruining the conservative name.

>>137372004

>>137362237
>>137364331
WE NEW PM NOW (maybe)

>>137358396
>Tell me about tones. Is he really that based?

He's the very definition of a dog that chases a car without knowing what it would do if it actually caught it

He was a very effective expendable hatchet-man, an even better, very destructive and obstructionist opposition leader (who managed to project more obstruction that he actually achieved) and probably the worst and most inept Prime Minister to ever hold the position.

He's truly a cunt of a person, too.

>>137368765
Sauce?

>>137372399
Probably not. Born here but some other country's law declares him dual national, but not by Australian law.

By following the logic in this thread, millions of Australians would be automatically ineligible for government as default dual citizens according to foreign countries, even though they were born in Australia and never conscientiously applied for dual citizenship (by themselves or by proxy mom).

NOT HAPPENING

OP is a faggot.

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If >we annex Poo Peeland there would no longer be any such thing as a Poo Peeland citizenship and this issue would cease to be, correct?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI

I doubt The Dumpster has so much as heard of Poo Peeland. Even if he has, ANZUS doesn't apply USA<->Poo Peeland

China won't give a shit as long as they can continue to buy up all >our land

>>137363428
Post proof

>>137373940
>bumping 7 seconds after a previous reply was just made

The absolute state of this country lads.

Is the emu parliament (or what ever the fuk you guys have) mostly liberal or conservative?

why are australians so inferior that they new zealanders to manage their country? bruce genocide when?

>>137374413
It doesn't represent anyone except rich chinks and jews.

>>137374413
Those things mean different things here, but our parliament is made up of lefties, globalist moderates, greens, and a small number of right-wing nationalists who have virtually no power anyway.

>Attorney General Brandis says, from previous cases, there has to be “conscious acknowledgement of an obedience or adherence” to a foreign sovereign. That is, because Joyce was shocked to learn he was a Kiwi dual citizen, there was no conscious acknowledgement.

This is complete laughable bullshit and I hope they drag Barnaby out kicking and screaming, because this weasel words interpretation would mean the two MPs who left parliament and the one who is currently stood down would be eligible.

>>137355724
Well, we are technically the deepest South.

>>137354248
I thought it was just Americans who couldn't tell the difference between a kiwi and an ozzie.

>>137374413
The liberals are the conservatives.
And the labour party is the welfare scroungers that prefer to stay in bed.
And the greens are the reds.
You got a problem with that yank?

>>137354248
Lol, don't you lot put each other on Voight-Kampff machines to test who's secretly a sheep shagger?

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>>137374972
>Disapproving Australian.jpeg

>>137375006
What do you know, our Greens and Labour parties are like that except swapped.

SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINISTER BILL SHORTEN

>>137357631
There isn't one.

There's really small parties that will never make it but that's all

>>137365060
Definitely looks like the type of cunt

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>>137365060
I shook Kevin Rudd's hand and can confirm that he had the softest hands I have ever felt. Softer than a woman's hands even.
There was a plumpness to them too which was strange for a man but I guess completely understandable when you think the only hard thing he ever had in his hand was his wife's cock.

>>137375511

I'll just put this here.

>>137372797
>>137372797
>>137372797
>>137372797

Lmao poofter plebiscite and new Federal Election?

hell yeah

>>137373547
Yeah but then you'll have to pay us normally.

I hate it but we're your Canada/Mexico.

>>137375656
Yeah. we definitely need WWIII AND another American civil war.

I honestly think all of this bullshit is a result of having no major wars for such a long time

>>137354248
New Zealand?! Well g'day Mate! Koala on yer shoulda and Kangas straight up? Fosters n shrimp on the Barbie on me at the billabong, right Oi?

>>137374413
The Australian parliament is, in general, relatively centrist. Extremes as a rule don't really fly that well with Australians.

The upper house is currently a 75-69-5 one seat majority to a conservative party that's slave to it's far-right elements because that small margin, versus a centre-left opposition party and the five minor party members of varying position, left, centrist and right wing.

The the lower house is 29-26-19 where the minor parties control the balance of power and span from leftists to the rabid racist right so the government has to make deals with someone every time they want to do something.

>>137376276
>slave to it's far-right elements
>centre-left opposition party
Shit b8, show your flag.

>>137358396
when told that australians had died in afghanistan he said "shit happens"

needless to say the dude didn't know what he was doing

>>137376276
>t. Labor sympathising commie

>>137376276
The Senate is the upper house, Davo

>>137364858

Same he was walking around Kmart at Moonee ponds with his Daughter on a Sunday. Poor bastard was being absolutely hounded by a journo

>>137377062
>his Daughter
How many out of ten would you rate her m8?

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>>137354248

WHY ARE YOU ALL EXCITED TO SEE THIS GUY GO?

I THOUGHT WIKILEAKS APPROVED ON HIM?

>>137376454
I think Tones is an arsehole and the mental collapse he had live on television when challenged about that was hilarious, but that whole thing was an absolute beat up.

He said it in the "bad shit happens in war" way, not dismissing it.

>>137376427
Mal is absolutely a spineless cuck to the knuckle dragging right of the party, what alternate reality do you come from where that's even remotely deniable? Tones actively undermines him at every opportunity and the fuckwit far right circle don't respect him in the slightest and contradict him whenever they please. Everybody knows the opinions he holds that he's burying because he gets knifed if he tried to follow them.

Also lolllll if you think Labor aren't centre-left. You're as embarrassing as Mal making a fool of himself a couple of days ago crying about how empty suit Bill Shorten is the most dangerous left wing leader in history. What a fucking dope.

Act of aggression, bomb NZ.

>>137374413
It's both
The Liberal party holds the majority (along with their coalition partners the Nationals).
However, the Liberal party in Australia is the conservative party.

>>137358396
He was the best opposition leader in the history of Australian politics.
And one of the worst Prime Ministers.

>>137369780
What the fuck am I looking at cunt?

>Australians could likely have another prime minister after the last decade of changing every 12 months.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AUSTRALIA

>>137378511
>not having a 1 year election cycle
It's how we maintain our level of bantz

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>>137354248
Barnaby's a cunt. Be gud to see him stripped of his senate seat and hopefully the AEC will make him pay back all of his earnings.
>tfw this is the end of the road for the LNP in this cuntry and a cheery fuck you to the money grubbung Nats in WA.

So its just like if Trump turned out to be Canadian or something?
He has to step down and a new election is held

>>137354248
Who the fuck cares about this shit? Happenings should be reserved for global impacts or at least something that affects multiple countries. Or America.

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>>137363777
kek'd and check'd

>>137379020
No. Jesus you guys invented the Westminster system.

According to the Australian constitution no dual national may hold elected office.

He is deputy PM and must stand down. Thats easy to replace.

The problem is the Governments majority.

>>137354403
>same image posted every 20 mins

You're an ultimate newfag.

>>137354403
It's the infamous anarcho-terrorist Rayyan Paal

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>>137354248
>AUSTRALIA
>NEW ZEALAND
>GOVERNMENT NO LONGER HOLDS A MAJORITY
>BANABY HAS 3 DAYS TO GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY
wow no one cares

anyway, send my regards to the turnbull dude, he seems cool.

>>137354248
Cucked by the kiwis yet again!

We're taking down your government simply by being a part of it.

>>137356656
Dual citizens have questionable loyalties, especially when it comes to matters between both nations.

America doesn't have this shit and as a result is infested with people with Dual citizenships in both the US and Israel. As a result, US is essentially a puppet state for israeli interests.

>>137380945
The Jews in Australia's parliament have divided loyalties even without dual citizenship. They can easily get their citizenship back once they leave parliament. It makes no functional difference.

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>>137355208
A chance for Australian Conservatives already? That would be glorious.

>>137354403
Summer

>>137354403

trolling, or summer, or retarded

lurk moar

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>>137354248

>>137382328
I've taken shits with more charisma than Cory. His vanity party is going nowhere.

>>137379297
Give dad a break, he is getting old