I'M A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>137343727

Don't let anyone else know that is non-white.

Banks have a secret room you walk into to withdraw from your white privileged account.

You just need to go to the teller and tell them you wish to withdraw from your privileged account. They'll ask if you have a card, you inform them you do. It is important that you say you do and that you don't. If you say you don't, you'll be rejected. Even if you really don't, just say you do. The teller will ask you to sit in the chair. After about 15 mins you will be escorted to a room, a button will be pressed, and a hidden door will open. In this room you will be able to withdraw from your account.

I've used it in times of need. For instance, I've been homeless and I've gone into any bank to get funds for a hotel that night. Best part is you don't have to pay them back, it's completely due to you being white. It's great.

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How reliable is 23andme for testing Jewishness?

I'm wondering if my mother's parents are from Jewish ancestry. They wouldn't tell me, and I'm not sure 23andme tests for mountain jews or for irish jews or other non-Ashkenazi jews....

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>>137343727
IM MORE PURE
I HOPE YOU GET GASSED YOU MONGOLOID

>>137343727
AND YOU ARE LITERALLY ASHKENAZI

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>>137344176
oh thanks for the tip, anon. i knew about the secret get-out-of-jail-free cards for white people, but not the bank thing. i'll be sure to use that. Since I'm White, I'll use it responsibly. My Protestant Work Ethic precludes me from accepting free money.

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>>137344467
>>137344379

what part of 0.0% is unclear?