What is the most bourgeoisie thing you've ever done, /pol/?

>>137339697
Worked

order a filet mignon rare

>>137339697
Bourgeoisie is a noun, bourgeois is the adjective you're looking for

>>137339697
Identify as a "communist" despite living in Seattle

>>137339697
Posted on /leftypol/

>>137339697
Threw out perfectly good food after overpaying obscenely for a too big portion

>>137339697
I did nothing all day, once. Does that count?

>>137339768
/thread

>>137339768
FPBP

>>137339697

Drank a 150 dollar bottle of champagne while discussing how to awaken the class consciousness of the proletariat with my sex friend.

>>137339864
You know what, I'm not even gonna deny it, I just wanted to post some porky

>>137339697
Ask all my family for money at the same time seprately and made 200$

>>137339768
this

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>>137339697
One time I went to a Bernie Sanders rally.

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>>137339697
Exploited the working class to perpetuate my accumulation of their wealth by stealing the surplus value of their labor one paycheck at a time. I also flood the country with low-skill labour to ensure the wages stagnate while inflation keeps rising from the business boom-bust cycle I have built into the """free-market"". Thankfully I have raised the taxes to keep subsidizing my lobbyist-corporate buddies, would have maybe invested some of that money into the welfare state but then I remembered that an educated populace spells trouble. OH, and I always forgot! I have pumped identity politics into the politic discourse for decades in order to keep the workers fight each other instead of me. I didn't create the alt-right, but I might as well have.

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Wait I got a new one

"Half life 3 confirmed"

>>137339697
Built a lemonade stand when I was ten and charged 5$ for each glass and people bought it so I didn't feel bad

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>>137340864

>>137340540
That one is so true it hurts.
Antifa are the worst kind of larpers.

>>137339697
I’ve logged 3000 hours in DOTA

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Oh wait

Something something danger zone

>>137339697
Charged my mom interest on a small cash loan when I was young.

>>137339697
>played world of warcraft in 2011
>ran a guild that constantly spam invited everyone
>most people didn't talk much, they just played the game
>had a guild perk that would add 10% of everyone's loot directly to the guild bank
>no one was allowed to access the bank except me
>eventually quit the game without passing leadership to anyone with about 100k in the bank

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>>137339697
Tried and failed to buy a house.

Attended the same summer camp as Justin Trudeau for ten years, then worked there for a couple. It cost $10,000 for the longest trips I did. Grandparents paid for it.

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bought a fucking Lacoste tshirt for $40 but man it's my nicest tshirt and it's always perfectly comfy. Thinking about getting an Obey hat next because my gf is a muslim lol

>>137339768
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>>137339697
I sold my brother my Star Wars BF game for a fiver so that he might stop pestering me to play it but i only allowed him to play it when i said it was ok because it was my Playstation. So he pestered me even more about it until i just took the disk and fucked it out the bedroom window like a frisby. It flew a great distance and we never seen it agian.

>>137340844
well put

>>137339768
fpbp

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>>137339697
Despise the people's will when they voted differently than my preferences

>>137339697
I sell the lunch my mommys lunch to other kids.

I literaly go throught hunger to have my sheckels.

Whenever I'm with someone I know, and we come to an elevator with people already inside, I say I don't want to ride with poor people and wait for the next elevator. Also in any line, supermarket, etc, I'll complain that I have to wait behind poor people.

It's all a joke but I've had to explain a few times.
:^)