Irl survival tips for the typical /polfag/

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Alright /pol/ this is going to be a different thread.

As you know the recent Charlottesville riots have put people like us,(exept leftypol) into public crosshairs. I'm telling a few tips so you can blend in with the shills.

SURVIVAL SHEET#1:Don't go for obvious racial slurs like "kikes" "goyim" or you guessed it, nigger. Just go for simpleminded stuff like "Bad (((people))) are doing these things" (in this case it's the goyim but nobody lifts a finger)
SURVIVAL SHEET#2:When people bring up politics you go against Trump, (unless your friend is a Trump supporter or agrees with what he's doing)Other than that you poke jokes at his administration and quickly turn over the subject, to avoid exposing political beliefs.
SURVIVAL SHEET#3:Don't align with the alt-right on sites like Twatter and Disgracebook and don't give opinions about your racial/political views either. This means only use social networking for le maymays and shitposting pictures of where you went for vacation.
SURVIVAL SHEET#4:Say NOTHING about politics, your views stay in your head. Nothing more nothing less, don't go to rallies, don't say anything bad about (((them))) and do not wear anything like a maga hat.
SURVIVAL SHEET#5:You are a /polfag/ in heavy disguise, you go along with your friends and family's agenda and talk about shit like why the fucking chicken crossed the road.In your head you are surrounded by cucks, but on the outside you're a good person

End:Well maybe you are a good goy now anon, maybe your friends and family don't see you as an EBIL NAHTZEE!!!!!1111!!!11! anymore.

Welp, off you go into a starcucks, good luck.