Liberland General /llg/ - New homeland edition

>>137334464

Well, first we have to draft a plan to deal with the...neighbors.

They do not want our territory to be free.

Also we all gotta start learning whatever fucking languages those slavs speak so we can intercept their communications and use them against them.

>>137334464
so this is Utopia..

>>137334464
kys

>>137334816
so this is the power of reddit

>>137334753
GUNS
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>>137334464
First we praise liberland

Let Liberland Live
To Live and Let Live
Long Live Liberland


LLL

>>137335219
>190,520 likes on facebook

>>137335219
Lets all love Liberland.

>>137334464
There's like 0 infastructure, the place has been abandoned since the 80s.

But if you want to go there, you should probably reclaim it under a different name since the guy with the current claim has no way to defend it.

>>137334464
So how the fuck do we push for it to not be bullshit? I really want to be a citizen.

>>137334464
We should find a comfy spot and make our own Liberland. Preferably in America because that's where I am.

>>137335947
Theres no unclaimed land in america though, this is probably the only spot in the world where forming a new separate state is possible, without taking over existing land

>>137335554
meme land, then beat the fuck out of him if hes doesn't agree

off to a good start

>>137335554

To be honest, you'd be better off propping him up as a puppet leader. Either way, you'd have to get through one of the border countries first, and that's the hard part.

Even if we sent our best and brightest thinkers and most skilled warriors, we'd be surrounded by people who have no will to give up their land, and much more numbers than we have.

>>137334464
Lieberland is faggy.
The future is floating, upscale garbage island's free from gov tyranny. Peter Thiel is helping in the design (& possibly funding in part or whole) floating cities that will be all over the world, with the aim of advancing discoveries in almost all areas - a by product would be fascinating for sociologists

>>137336290
easy irelands a pro at this

say we can be a poster boy for your European project, get free funding constantly and when a few years later become sustainable free movement lets us try and make secret trade routes so when and it IS a matter of when EU say dump blacks we say fuck off and start using the new routes

>>137336144
>dubs
this might be a sign

>>137336788
OH GOD

>>137336684

The EU doesn't even acknowledge Liberland, so it'd be ideal to tell them that any time they try to offer membership that they should have sponsored us in the beginning

>>137336788
MEME-LAND its our future home

>>137336144
>>137336290
No-one lives there because croatian police arrest anyone who tries to enter, including the so called president; taking it is just a case of not getting caught.

>>137336290
lets steal some drones

>>137334464
start with moving out of urban areas, and purchase some good land.

>>137334464
Please do it, so we can attack you with an army and annex you into our country.

WHAT OTHER LAND COULD WE CLAIM TO CREATE OUR OWN LAND?

>>137336139
I think the Free State Project has the right idea. Have a bunch of people move to one area then declare it a state and tell everyone to fuck off.

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>>137337034
Im sure it can move

>>137337287
There's literally none, the only reason liberland remains unclaimed is because the two countries don't wanna start a war over it

>>137337034
then we'l make it a secret deep state

kill the cops that stop us and acid bath their bodies, they pushed us to these levels and all we wanted was peace just typical

also be a total jew about it get both sides to fuck all the slav countries to fight eacho ther over the land by workin in each countries offices then grow and steal bit of land over time while it happens then secretly recognize the place with a under the table signed treaty and bam! were all good

>>137337448
>it takes me around 6 hour to get there by car

Sign me the fuck up

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>>137337507
people still visit

>>137337539
sorry dat spacing *each other over

>>137337287

take an island of the coast of iceland. Those cuck have no army and their feminist police don't have guns.

>>137337349
the land they use is undisputed though so the country can just take it back by force, unlike liberland

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>>137337539
start small...

>>137337539
>get croatia and serbia in a fight
that will be so difficult man
:^]

>>137337749
they have allies with armies though.

>>137337749
could work.. we took their fishing rights

yum yum

just say were a people of peace while raping everything and they'l lets own everything for no reason

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>>137337507
there's still a bunch of uncontested land in the world

two between sudan and egypt are quite large

>>137337820
secret bond villein base in the center of the we forest.. small enough?

>>137337934

They are huge cucks though, they would probably acknowledge your sovereignty if you claim you were refugees.

>>137338110
dont fuck with sudan

>>137338269
its unclaimed, anyone could go there and create a state

don't know why ISIS didn't just go there desu

>>137338269

the thing about that area is both countries don't want it lol.

But there are sand people living there.

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>2015

IS THERE ANY CHANCE THEY'RE GONE?

>>137338428
yeah but im sure sudan don't give a fuck about civil rights and will remove you by force regardless

>>137338428

absolutely nothing of value.

>>137334464
i don't think there's really any housing or anything is there? we need teepees, like the indians. and agriculture, unlike the indians.

>>137338475
what the actual fuck its not even up and running and this fuck wants to plummet it, glad we punched him in the face in my dream of renaming the country

but i want to do it in real life.

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>>137338723
there's this, and a few roads

>>137338461
more like dead people after we're done with them

>>137338475
>welcomes syrian refugees
the fuck? Muslims are dumb as fucking rocks and he wants them to use bitcoin and other smart ways of society. They will kill him instantly and take his land and create a fucking uproar for the slavs

>>137338921
looks proper cozy i'l smuggle cheap bricks in from ireland, get some weapons smuggled while im at it just encase some slavs try anything

>>137338921
>roads
and they said we wouldn't have them. who's laughing now?

>>137338921
good enough for me

>>137338584
gotta use some engineering, there must be something other than sand, maybe sell send? the free market will sove it kek

>>137339129
>>137338821
the article is from 2015 guys
should have included that in the screen somewhere

>>137334464
We must make bunker networks to defend against slavic short sighted aggression.

i dont think you realize how insane and brutal croatian police is

>>137339129
>>137338821
it's a scam to get their money, there's literally nothing there, they'll just leave

>>137339369
>i dont think you realize how insane and brutal croatian police is

Drone strikes

Okay who of you registered on their website as "kekistan"
because I wanted to have it and it's already taken.

>>137338475
>as long as they pay 10k$
i dont think anyone of you would be able to get in and especially not syrians

>>137339283
>>137339397

still doesn't change the fact i want to punch him in his face

>>137339199
they'l be dodgie like donegal's roads but hey im used to that

>>137339478
heres what would happen

1. a bunch of retarded pollack liberatarians come
2. land is blocked so come by river
3. run away from patrol ships and land
4. get told by police to leave
5. be cocky because used to pussy western police
6. get beaten by batons mercilessly by slavic thugs in police uniforms as you cry and beg for mercy
7. end up in jail with a bunch of gypsies aggressive drunks and deranged junkies

i think youd get to live ancap experience to its fullest as this state is basically ancap in practice

>>137339369
they said teh same thing to the jews and look at israel now

Freesrael will survive and thrive against the barbarian hordes

>>137340009
liberland is outside their jurisdiction tho

>>137339369
it's okay you can talk to them for us. tell them we're wizards with magic powers and then i'll flip my lighter and make fire. that ought to blow the croat's minds. ooga booga (i assume that means thank you in your language), friend.

>>137340009
That would be the case if we enter through croatia, no precedent has been set for people entering through serbia; they might just let us, its not like they're patroling it

>>137340200
you think they care about jurisdiction?

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>>137340009
thus the necessity of acid baths

also i don't about you guys but this looks like the iron curtain of the 21st century

im not to sure i want to jump into a communist country

>>137340281
ahahahahahahah
you need to get out of your lawful western mindset
this is the east - law is how the ruling powers feel like atm and people are extremely sensitive about land

>>137340499
ok well how bad will serbia fuck us?

>>137340591
my jew plan doesn't look to crazy now

>>137340303
we'll just have to ask serbia for protection then

>>137340591
you will get fucked by everyone and everything
this is not the overprotective superlawful human rights west
this is the fucking east and things are done old school way

>>137340754
serbia wouldnt help you even if it could
croatia currently has the army to take on the entirety of the rest of ex-yu and beat the crap out of them and is increasing its military with every day

>>137334464
Good luck migration to Europe without a work permit. You better apply for asylum or get deported.

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tfw can't have an ancap state because statists will ruin it, and plebs always defend the statists

What if instead of liberland we move to a small caribbean democratic country and stage a coup through voting or subverting the government.

>>137342040
i've always liked the name saint lucia. it's poor as dirt so we could probably just buy it from the politicians and set the people free. we would be welcomed as liberators for 20 minutes before being hacked apart by machetes for gibs. but for 20 minutes we would be living the dream, boys.

I am using their forum atm. most posts are from 2015, but they have parties around this location

Latitude: 45.8056116
Longitude: 18.9381605
Sea Level: 82 m

it's actually a hotel when you look it up
>Oasis of Peace at Pretty Toma‘s

maybe they got a plan why that's a good location. some of them probably see themselves as citizen, so they probably wanna get in there

>>137342414
We could also move to Montserrat run for election, and afterwards gain independence from the british.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montserrat

>>137342414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Lucia
this actually doesn't sound too bad aside from the murder rate. the population is less than 200,000 and they are majority roman catholic. we need to unite them through nationalism first and then meme them away from state power. 200k is a walk in the park if they have an internet connection. i'll see what i can find.

>>137342653
sounds like a name of a sting operation to catch predators in england

>Oasis of Peace at Pretty Toma‘s

>>137339519

>refugee
>ten thousand dollars
Uh...

>>137342715
>yfw the free spirit of the 17th century returns to the caribbean

>>137342715

>gain independence from the British
Should I bring my musket?

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If doubles we will storm le_berland and make it a white National Regulated Capitalist ethnostate

>>137342414
>>137342715
>>137343046
>>137343178
This is a liberland thread reee

>>137343046
Honestly they are so poor any strong leader could easily gain control of the government. Start with nationalist rallies that promote hard work and unity, then get the new nationalist members traveling door to door spreading the ideology.

>>137343343
We asked nicely and they let us go i doubt the queen is even aware of the small islands existance.

>>137334464
you guys have an airport? Otherwise, I can't help.

>Montserrat's national dish is goat water
oh yes.
>In early 2016, the estimated population had reached nearly 5000 primarily due to immigration from other islands
and it's an easy target, plus you get to live on a volcano. mein gott, the caribbean is awesome.

>>137342715
wont work trust me i know..

>>137343343
well if you go down the empire quick 180o route then yeh bring a gun were Liberians after all we need to show were independent that needs no kings taxes

>>137343811

Can I bring my musket anyway?

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>>137340941
Yuo sure about that Davor??

>>137343811
have you heard of the falklands mate

>>137343929
Yes all guns are allowed

>>137343710
that's what i was thinking. they have nowhere to go but up, and even somebody taking a genuine interest in their well being would be an improvement from the looks of it.

>>137334464
Its never happening, unless some african shithole begs for white settlers (which is reasonably likely, but you fags aren't farmers)

if a landing strip can be set up there I can start flying people in and due to open skies treaty the Croatians can't do jack shit because of the unlimited landing rights for civilians.

Get as much military equipment as possible
Also we need a church

I don't want some meme scrap of land. I want to pour back into Western nations, disembowel all of our enemies, and use their blood and entrails to fertilize our crops. I want a pyramid of skulls reaching skyward and facing south and east, so that outsiders know what happens to those who come to plunder.

>>137340009
But why would they care about 7 square kilometers?

>>137343920
>wont work trust me i know..
third times a charm.

>>137345179
>slavs

>>137344126

Isn't that the one where the British shelled the fuck out of Argentina for a piece of dirt that doesn't even have any strategic value?

>>137345541
yeh i guess but you'l likely die so your son will have to fight for the independence of liberland so if your cool with that then by all means go the empire route

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>>137345179
Because Serbian and Croatian border is still when the Drina river didn't move and currently Liberland is in Croatian territory,which is illegal.We never really thought that Drina river will change tbqh

>>137337349
The FSP is smart because they chose a low population area then push themselves into the political ring. If someone like Spencer was smart they could easily use their money to fund a similar project in another state for nationalists.

>>137338921
>our new parliament

>>137342715
>>137343901
>wanting to live on a volcano

>>137346195
Jesus that picture i can just here him under the mask heavy breathing while saying

>the weak should fear the strong

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I'm big into the idea of Liberland, honestly.
For now though, I'm find with my cabin off the lake, with a nice assortment of firearms. I'll wait out the economic collapse we're heading towards, then maybe I'll head over and setup a homestead.

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>>137347843
Too bad Liberland will never be a thing for you Westerners,since they chose to build a country between 2 most autistic countris in Europe.

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>>137348289
That's okay, it looks like some states might begin secession here in the US, so there's a decent chance I'll be able to annex some territory here in the next few decades.
You're welcome in Ancapistan, should you be able to contribute meaningfully to the society.

>>137340009

But what if we just shoot them? They'll just blame the Serbs.

>>137348289
They'll bend the knee once liberland has nuclear weapons

>>137349715
we'l smuggle them in, it'l be a metal gear type scenario