I just finished reading an article in my local paper that painted chip technology in an optimistic light, like most (((media))) seems want to do.
My grandma, may she rest in peace, was wary of chip technology since the 90s. She used to watch a doomsday guy on the tele named Jack Van Impy. Apparently he warned against allowing yourself to be imbedded with the Devil's mark.
What does /pol/ know about chip technology? Will you be chipped?