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/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - SUNDAY NIGHTS MAYHEM EDITION

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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Bump
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>>137332630
Dam i want wanna smash and take those durry
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Are there protests in Chicago tonight?
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Evening, Roberts.
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>people fighting in the street
>male black with a gun present
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Hello Roberts, let's have a good night of /comfy/.
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>eight male offenders beat the hell out of him and his brother
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>forced entry needed for person down in apt. unit.
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>two grandsons in custody.
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>low-flying helicopters in the area
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>14 year old girl hit her head, is now throwing up
....that's not good.
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Dunno how many /pol/acks know about this, but this is a good blog related to this thread.
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
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>robbery report, linda was robbed while walking home. Is disabled and too upset.
>music disturbance
>disturbance, homeless male refusing to to leave

>woman is driving erratic with 3-4 kids in the car.

>10 shots fired.
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>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
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>male is "sleeping" in a blue lexus with the engine running for a few hours.
Heroin?
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>>137340166

Probably.
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>underground parking garage gate not working, customers stuck inside
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>>137340790
Damn. What if you really had to shit really bad and you were stuck in a parking garage.. I'd ram it
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>strong smell of gas
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>>137331574
>Getting his medication
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>>137331574

have a bump, Roberts
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>>137331574
>5-6 HISPANIC MALES

Hide your wives and children
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>male gang member has a female on the ground
>he may have been hitting her
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BUMP

but alternatively, tune in to happening in San Antonio TX

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEbDREoJN
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13814/web
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>>137342260
What's going on?

>there's a bunch out on Laughlin where the woman was killed last night
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>>137342618
http://www.kens5.com/news/politics/competing-groups-rally-at-travis-park-over-confederate-monument-1/464029721
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>16 year old girl
>possible alcohol poisoning
>vomiting

RIP liver.
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>>137331574
G'evening Roberts
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>>137331574
MORSE CODE.
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>DOA
>unknown if natural causes
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>>137339255

Jeeze, you see how fucked up this is. Poor girl..
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>>137343939
Brain injury is never good at that age. Kids are pretty strong tho.
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>13 shots fired
>machine gun type weapon over 30 shots fired.
The m4 makes it's return
>suspicious bag
>more shots fired
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heard something about flashbang and shots fired.

that's america for u.
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>3 people shot
>5 male blacks involved in drug dealing
>ritual haunting house(?)
Did i hear this right?
>3 more people shot in the back yard
>block traffic, something in the street
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>3in aint enough for anyone
Lol
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>>137345514
>>137345387
Been a crazy weekend in the US
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>>137345789
This is pretty normal.
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>>137345877
No like the protests today and yesterday.

Are we just one big happening for the world?
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>>137345325

I was wondering about the M4
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>>137345387
>flashbang

Are the toys from the FBI carjacking are finally making an appearance?
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>>137346431
I hope you are shorting the Dow Jones and buying crypto.

when everyone is poor and running to the soup kitchens you will be a millionaire.
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>>137346431
In many ways the world is a happening. Everyplace is having some kind of major issues of it's time and people are fighting.

Honestly, I think everyone is majorly afraid and on an edge.
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>>137346522
>>137346555
I think the m4 has been used a few times by now. I want to see how many murders it's liked to by the time it's found.
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>>137346522
>>137347079
>>137346555
Shit I remember that. Does it get passed around or something
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>>137331574
I love a good Chicago Police Scanner Thread!

Thanks OP! I am going to get nice and comfy now.
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>>137347378
Probably a legendary gatt by now
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>>137345514
>ritual haunting house
story behind this?
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Threadly reminder if you want to meet other autists in Chicongo there are meetups every 2nd Tuesday of the month. Often at rebar in Trump tower be occasionally elsewhere

https://twitter.com/magamu312
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>foot chase
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Whoa what's that panicked message?
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>male Hispanic
>blood in the alley
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>vicious animal

Dog breed of peace?
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>>137348468
Woof, Woof!
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>black dog trying to attack someone in caller's yard
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GOOD MORNING FIRST WATCH
>dude yells good morning.
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REAL Robert Hours
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>another foot chase
>18th and wolcott
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>guys running holding his pockets.
>grey shirt dress pants.
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>>137347727
Is this antiFa setup?

I know a guy that got fucked in an antiFa setup
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>>137349947
>Is this antiFa setup?
No, we've actually protested them before

Dude its fucking Rebar at Trump Tower. Do you think those fags can afford a $25 burger? Or even dress well enough to get in?
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>one person shot in the leg
>the other shot in the back
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finally found the thread
ready for some unrelenting chimping Roberts
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body status: decomposed
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>the body has been decomposed
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>male black stole a car at gunpoint
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>one call of shots fired
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>>137351677
>>137351676
what was the originating call for?

I wonder how long it's been out there rotting.
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chicago is a fucking zoo.
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any noise over the new chicago sugar tax? You know it's going to happen eventually.
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>>137353584
it is already being enforced. the courts cucked out and permitted the city to collect it while it is being litigated. even if ruled unlawful there is no way for consumers to get their monies back.

also it is a county tax
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>>137331574
chicago accent is so shrill. the caaaaar
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>>137353711

Isn't all of Chicago Cook County?
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>>137353238
i think they just found a body
but more importantly, what kind of weapons does MALE BLACK have where he makes bodies just decompose

stuff is not adding up
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shots fired nigger
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>>137349947
How'd he get setup?
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>>137353854
flesh eating venom? acid? hell, maybe even insects.
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Crips be out tonight in blue in Englwood..(district 7)

Check out Austin though district 15 (zone12)
Most muders per night lol
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male black in SILVER CHARGER!!!
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dude puking out of a honda
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>>137341366
That would be... poopy ;(((
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>>137354110
>male black is literally a necromancer
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holy shit, did a baby just die?
>someone shouting wake up, wake up
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>>137350240
Sounds comfy
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>30 y/o male overdosed on cocaine

F
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>>137354933
nobody over here puking, could be a 1940
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>>137355385
It was probably heroin or fentanyl they didn't know
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>>137350240
sounds uber comfy... too bad on east coast
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>>137356214
i'm in Chicago and can afford a $25 burger, but not white... can i come anyway?
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>>137356541
yes
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>another DOA
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>DOA
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>>137356602
neat. will try to make it out to the next one.
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>Michael Jackson says he can hear someone coming through the back door of the apartment
>female caller heard a child screaming
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>caller heard what sounded like a child screaming from inside an abandoned building
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michael jackson kek
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>>137357376
he's back
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>making fingergun motions in the alley
>very irate
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ooooooo a party
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>crime scene beside the ski mask
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>threw someone from car
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>female black out front smoking a crackpipe
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>female black in pink leggings smoking from a crack pipe out front
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>caller heard a loud explosion in the alley
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>one shot fired off North Paulina
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>person down...again
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>female with PTSD cut herself
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>>137360203
>see a girl severing her veins
>call the cops

never understood this meme. Bitch needs an ambulance and some ativan, not the law.
unless we're hearing the relaying of all the 911 calls
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>>>137360425
likley another blue haired sjw trying to proove she has "ptsd".
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>>137360425
I think cops now days get called as a security precaution and also they are first responders so they might have medical equipment in their car. Being that they're usually roaming around their response time is prob faster than a ambulance/fire rig.
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>car on fire
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>battery in progress
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>>137360810
>I think cops now days get called as a security precaution

This. Ambulance crews tend to wait for police if the patient is likely to need restraining.
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>>137362167
Also if it's a bad neighborhood the cops go to keep the ambulance from getting robbed by junkies.
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>sassy dispatch
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>"got drugs in the left hand with a female white"
>"got your fighting crime hat on"
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>>137363396
>someone pressed the SOS button
>they are not responding

F
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>lost roberts
F
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>>137363668
F
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>MALE BROKE INTO HOME W MASK GUNPOINT
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>skateboarders are threatening to attack the caller
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>skateboarders again wood pushing fags reeeeeeee
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3 males blacks early 20's "snooping at cars"
>"up to no good"
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wtf with all the grey clothing is it gang related?
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>>137365644
>>137365768
what the fuck is their problem
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>>137366196
Their niggers

Love where I live. If I called emergency they'd be here in like 2 mins with helicopters and K9s. They don't fuck around. They even do this shit if you have weed lmao.
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>>137366196
IQ deficiency
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>a baby needs to be checked out
>"partying and drinking on their own deck"
>"not sure if the person is breathing or not"
>loud underage party

only caught part of the transmissions
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>>137366585
That too. Also, just copying what they see in their horrible everyday life of the hood
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feels good to find a normal thread.
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did i win
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>>137368507
i know that feel senpai
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>guy in the street asking people to hit him
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>>137331574
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

the first words I hear are "headed south, possibly mental."
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>he was jumped on by his child's mother

OK this has been bugging me for a long time: is this Chicago slang for getting attacked or are they literally jumping on people like it was Mario?
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>>137371110
now im imagining a negress jumping on top of a nigger
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>>137331574
Good evening, lads. Long time no see I-

>>137332630
GOOD FUCKING LORD.
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>>137371110
>like it was mario
yup its part of black culture.they also light themselves and eachother on fire.
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>THIRTEEN
>THIRTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
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>>137371110
Slang for getting beat up.

t. Chicagoland Cop
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>>137371563
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>>137371542
>lighting each other on fire

On some level I'm amazed that we've never had a call about some gangbanger getting necklaced.
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This sound cloud is so lit with this scanner feed right now
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>car vs pole
>someone trapped in the car

Pole wins another battle in the eternal war.
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>>137372011
who's got the better version of this pic
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ROBERT DOWN IN ZONE-6, BACKUP REQUESTED
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>we're going to need the jaws of life
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First time tuning in. How many Roberts are there?
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>>137372560
CPD has about 12000 officers but I'm sure how many are working any given shift.

>diabetic getting aggressive with EMS
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>>137372086
Until the niggers steal it
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>caller found one hundred boxes of sleeping pills in a dumpster
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>auto theft 2 men grey hoodies
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>>137374408
What is with the grey hoodies tonight?
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>>137374526
its gotta be gang colors or something
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>23 year old daughter being disrespectful
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