Is this a protected species?

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>>137323442
>Is this a protected species?
Not at all, they are doing very well and breeding in this state of the art habitat

>>137324135
hahaaaa
nice

>>137323442
You need a license to bag one

>>137323442
what the fuck

>>137323442
translation: beware of jews

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>>137323442
Does this mean that only during the eclipse we will be able to see the true gestalt of certain people?
If that's so, never close your eyes, senpaitachi.

>>137323442
My city has a different legend of a goatman, the legend has also shown up on the history channel. Supposedly it lives on an isolated island in the middle of a lake.

Should I be worried? I'll be in the 100% zone during the eclipse and I don't want Obama to take his mask off and rape me again with his 11 inch reptilian tenta-dick.

>>137325444
DIGITS CONFIRM!!!
NEXT WEEK ANONS LOOK FOR LIZARD/FROG PEOPLE.
PRAISE KEK!!

How many minutes or hours will the eclipse last

This is satire you cucks nothing to worry about

>>137324377
>Conservative
>Making up bullshit
Sounds right.

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>>137326675
I'm ashamed to share the same flag as yours.

South Carolinafag here. I live 20 minutes from the original sighting area of the lizard man. Long of the short, niggers were stealing from a local farmer, so he put on swimming flippers and walked through the mud and made footprints, then started a rumor about a lizard like creature prowling around the area at night. Alot of the local blacks around the area are superstitious, so they ran with it

This is likely referring to some of the reptilian species which live in various locations within the inner Earth which are going to come out and for the Eclipse's energy & meditate. I'm not kidding. Cheers.

>>137326906
Fuck off lizard men dont exist even if they do why would you be scared

>>137327148
I accidentally an and

>>137326982
It could be a royal

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>>137327160
Nobody here is scared. We're all excited to catch one.
And btw; you do not exist.

>>137327148
The news said it, so it must be true!

>>137327443
Dont try to catch them you asshole they dont exist dont even try to find them you're wasting your time go to bed and think about what shit you were posting

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>>137327666
You won't deceive and stop me from fullfilling my holy mission, Satan.

>>137327903
IM NOT SATAN OR A LIZARD YOU RETARD STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE

>>137323442
its a cover for all the satanic rituals and costumes during the eclipse by (((elites)))

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>>137328006
Go to bed, Hasan. You have work in the morning to please your jewish masters.

>>137328169
So we probably shouldn't take one out?

>>137323442
THE ELITES TURN INTO THEIR REAL REPTIILIAN BODIES DURING ECLIPSE
HOLY FUCK

>>137328363
reptilian*

>>137323442
lizard men are just a myth, they don't actually exisssssst

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>>137323442
thanks for the update citizen.

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>>137328293
youll die

>>137328363
Seriously this was on the news!

>>137328202
Yeah I'm a Hasan I'm not a fucking lizard stop calling me that

>>137323442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

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>>137328538
Why are you even here, t*rkroach? Go to bed and pls gtfo my europe

>>137328654
Nice

>>137328750
I am not a roach you filthy stupid worm

>>137323442
They're Reptilian-Americans you inconsiderate shitlord>>137323442

>>137328006
you can't stop us, lizardman

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>>137328891
>admit being a t*rk
>says he's not a roach
Stop lying on the internet, what's wrong with you

>>137329078
I'm a Hasan not a turk not a roach and not a lizard I am not on the 'internet' I'm on 4chan

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The reptilians are NOT, I repeat NOT fae.
They are the deepwater jews.

>>137324377
why did men wear ponytails back then?

>>137329806
Stop lizards are beautiful creatures

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>>137329405
>I'm a Hasan not a turk
Doesn't matter. All your sandniggers are the same
>not a roach
sandnigger it is then
>not a lizard
Are you sure about that? You've been proving everyone otherwise
>I am not on the 'internet' I'm on 4chan
Because 4chan is not on the internet but is a portal to a parallel universe where time and space stand still everytime you post.
Just with that, you confirmed it yourself of being a lizardman.

How do they tell what genitalia it is?

>>137329987
I agree. fucking roaches. brown, yellow, black.. the colors of filth and disease. fuck them all

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No, no, no
Humanity ain't gone this shitty, ya'll don't believe this.

>>137329987
Lizard men dont exist.. Why do you keep calling me different names? I'm a Hasan for the last time

>>137330063
they guess

>>137329922
The be closer to Jesus

>>137330338
we can tell you're a lizard, "Hasan"

>>137328006
YOU CAN'T FOOL US LIZARDMAN

>>137326982
Fellow SC-fag near cola, story checks out

>>137330339
So we even have to guess with species now...this makes my head hurt

>>137330063
Well, when you have nothing better to do, and there's a humanoid lizard creature right there for "testing"...

TEENAGE MUTANT MAGA LIZARDS
WHEN THE EVIL RABBI ATTACKS,THE LIZARDS CUT NO SLACK

HEROES IN A HALF SHEKEL-LIZARD POWER!

>>137330524
>>137330527
You need to see a doctor I am not a lizard stop calling me that

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>>137330338
Am i hurting your feefees, lizard goy? Do you need a sunbath?

>>137330771
why don't you want us to look for your lizard brethren then?

>>137326101
What the fuck is wrong with you.

There is real footage
https://youtu.be/gcNb0Sj8m00

>>137323442
>The absolute state of the South

>>137330569
well, we haven't caught any yet so we kinda have too

>>137330991
Because if they WOULD exist it would turn out bad for you. But they dont so you can watch the eclipse on your television device

>>137331393
how do you know it would turn out badly, Hasan?

>implying it's some sort of wild animal and not part of the reptilian alien race

>>137331393
you don't even exist ahmed. go to sleep.

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>>137331393
"television device" only a sand lizard would say such a thing.

>>137331806
Because you would waste your time because nobody has ever seen lizard men turn on your television device and calm down just don't think about such stupid things

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>>137332071
>"Yeah, smoothskin-goyim, don't look for the lizard men, they don't exist"
There is powerful lizardry at work here.

>>137332071
don't worry, we will fight to make sure your species has the same rights as all humans and no longer has to live in hiding.

Plz dont make lizardoid racist...

>>137332501
i'm trying not to

WE

>>137333093
WUZ

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>>137328006
day of the croak soon

>>137329967
>muh snek gf
this is how (((they))) trick us to breed (((their))) halflings, resists apeman, RESIST!

>>137328491
Wew lad

>>137328891
You must be a... lizard!?

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>>137330771
Post timestamped picture of your scaly hand, KRRRZZZZYZZXXHHH

>>137323442
WHAT

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>>137333516
>>137333728
Having a good chuckle here

>>137326882
>he wasn't born free

>>137331393
good thing i'll have a trap set up for them to enslave and rape

>>137323442
oy vey anti semetic!

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Dinner time

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I for one welcome the next generation of human-reptile love children.

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>>137336285
REEEEEEEEEEEE
RESIST THE SCALY QT3.14 GF'S THEY WILL EAT YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>137336786
no

>>137335688
It looks like an eclipse and its getting ready to eat

>>137326101
Kill yourself, we don't need teenagers here.

Lizardmen are a literal non-issue. Even if we did exist, which they don't, you pitiful humans would never stand a chance against them. So obviously they are here, walking amongst you. Just ignore this fake news and go about your pitiful human lives as usual.

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>>137336786
imply you wouldn't

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>>137337202
hnng, ok new plan.
we kill all the lizardmen and take their women for ourselves.

>>137337165
Maybe not in your cold ass place,

>>137337354
good plan

>>137334087
Of course he wasn't born free. Like any newborn was unable of anything except crying and shitting, reliant on his parents for everything, unaware of what's going on but his basic biological needs.
>tl;dr Read Charles Maurras, faggot.

There is a little truth in every story...so this could be real?

>>137323442
>Tfw preparing us for "race war"

>>137323442
Welcome to Night Vale. Please ignore the hooded figures in the dog park.

Everyone is so worried about this eclipse, is this is why, damn lizards are coming to feast?

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God-damned Argonians stealing out jobs.

They come during our eclipses, getting high on tree sap with an insaitable lust for white women.

>>137326882
Hello r*ddit

>>137323442
>>137323442
>>137323442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojUa332pcoY

>>137341375
So this stuff is real...

>>137327443
I want to have a conversation with one and see if they can get drunk. It'd be the most unbelivable drinking contest ever

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OK

One more time
To protect against the gobs and revenants portaling in during the eclipse
This you must do:
Get a Jewess
Keep her handy
when the eclipse is about to begin rape her
at the peak of the eclipse slit her throat.

It is only lustful Jewess blood that can ward off the beasts of the dimensional rifts that the gravitational lensing moon and sun rip open.

>>137328006
Up for a drinking contest lizard man? I will of course supply the whiskey

>>137338458
Euros will never understand whats it like to be born free.

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>>137323442
Still not believing me?

>>137328498
If they exist and they have to hide that means we can kill them.

>>137328006
Fuck off CIA nigger you cant hide the truth anymore

>>137328006
Filthy fucking Lizard, I can't wait to crush LIDF scum like you.

>>137324135
Kek

>>137326101
SC Resident here, ill one up this and shoot one if i see it

>>137337165
Don't care, bucket list has Fight Lizard man written on it. Will do it if I see the chance

>>137337354
Does supporting this plan make me a furry?

>>137326101
Damn shills are gonna be coming after you now lol

>>137339607
What dog park? is this one of those tricks like mountains exsisting?

>>137328006
Were gonna get you satanic lizard faggots

>>137343028
What if their skin is to tuff...even at close range?

>>137324377

>freedom was given at birth
>your freedom to own a gun is only enforced by government

fucking red staters are too dumb for this world

>>137323442
that shit never shows up during fucking eclipses. im in SC and grew up here. that was way back when there were like 3 sightings then nothing then allegedly another 2 sightings like 10 years ago

pretty sure its just people eating moonflower seeds. before you laugh eating enough of them can cause a waking dream state or death

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Drumpf BTFO

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>>137323442
This fucking shit gets weirder every day.

I swear, the end is near.

I have the Berserk Brand tattooed on my shoulder how fucked (literally) am I for this eclipse?

>>137339607
All hail the glow cloud.

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>>137342801

If you think about it. If these things exist, and if they have to hide, that means we can kill them.

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>>137323442
This timeline

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>>137343649

>>137343044

you're gonna punch an illuminati

>>137343679
I think they like dark meat and ate the Egyptians....just a thought

soon come the harvest

>>137343679
>You will die from falling of edge because you have too edgy anime tattoo

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>>137323442
By our so called leaders yes they are protected, who else us going to give the elite power and fore notice of potential happenings in exchange for sacrafices and worship of the dark. Fyi david icke was right and we owe him an apology and a pint.

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>>137343998

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>>137343061
scaly, anon, scaly.

>>137344131
Stop it, poo.

>>137328006
I wasn't interested, but now I can't resist
I'm gonna follow that germ's example and try to find a lizard devil man

>>137343448
Haha, friend, you shouldn't go around calling people dumb when you're too dumb to discuss even entry level philosophy.

Yes, freedom of action is given at birth, you are free to flail your arms like a spastic, you are free to go around biting people's noses off. It's society that takes these rights away. People would get mad at you if you bit their nose off, so you don't do it.

If you have the ability to hold a meter-long metal cylinder with a firing mechanism and a bullet, you have the freedom to do so unless someone else takes that away.

The Right to Bear Arms wasn't given by the government, it is protected by the government. The right itself was something you were born with.

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>>137344691

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>>137327148
Nah, inner earth beings would be descendants from the fall of Atlantis. They're a split off from us.

>>137328006
Can't wait to cum inside your lizard girlfiend's cloaca, lizardman

warm-blodded > cold blooded

>>137328006
die DEMON LIZARD

>>137338458
Is this the thought that makes you frogs all such howling hordes of nihilistic shells who butcher thousands for "muh ideology"?

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>>137344917

>>137327148
I completely agree with you. Earth is hollow and many species live inside Earth, including reptilians. David Icke was right, reptilians are real.

"When all humanity is looking to the heavens for their saviors, they will come from below"

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>>137345494
Yes ((they)) exist, and yes ((they)) call the shots, for now.

>>137344825
wow a 1 in a million good leaf post

>>137342706
>Muh freedum
>What is a toddler ?

>>137347219
>What is a toddler ?
you, apparently. fucking retard. gas the french, cake war now

>>137347033

This. The world you don't see is not above your head, but below your feet.

>>137347584
>Another true believer of the freedom cult triggered.

>>137345494
>>137347095
Are these real Reptoids.

>>137348300
actually, snailchugger, i've deemed it not worth my time to engage you with a full response because your faggot genetics, as previously highlighted ITT, do not allow you to easily conceptualize such a world in which the cocks of other men you love to chug mean absolutely fucking nothing. perhaps if you spent less time deep-throating burnt baguettes your government wouldn't LITERALLY be >20% LITERAL nazis, you fucking pussy faggot. eat a peace truck. you don't deserve freedom and i hope unironically that you kill yourself.
just kidding, i love you, anon

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>>137348612
Don't be silly anon.

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>>137348612
To be fare it is said not all of them are evil.

>>137327160
Hi Lizardman

>>137348967
Why so mad ? Did I touched a soft point ?

>>137328006
>>137327666
>>137327160
>>137326675
Lizard men know how to use computers. Wow.

>>137349595

This is true, many reptilians are benevolent - like the vegan reptilians from the Pleiades, for example.

>>137349855
Even if lizard people were real (they're not), I'm sure they're benevolent creatures and you have no reason to be afraid of us.

>>137330338
LIZARDMEN RACE IS CALLED HASAN

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>>137350045
STOP LIZARD HATE

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>>137350265

>>137349927
>Did I touched a soft point?

Yeah, his cock.

>>137350516
I didn't know I was that good in aiming to something. Next time, I'll hunt acarids.

>>137350195
Do you guys eat meat or are you vegans?

>>137323442
Here we go with this shit

>>137328006
Sure thing, Lizard Satan.

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>>137323442
WE'RE NOT REPTILIAN AMERICAN
WE MOORISH RETICULAN

THEY GOT LAZERS
WE DONT NEED NO LAZERS HANH

SO WHERE IS THEIR GREEK ART
WHERE IS THEIR ATLANEAN ART HANH

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>>137351507
UHUHUHUHHHH "MOM I AM BEING HELPFUL ON THE INTERNETZ. CAN I HAVE TENDIES CUZ I SAGE THREADS MOMMY?????" Fucking waster kys.

>>137323442
SC anon here, this is a joke right?

>>137349927
sorry, lost in translation? i'm fucking with you, pepe. i just said i love you. i'm just bored but not interested in discussing right now where our disagreement will lead. i'm in more of a lore mood, you know?

>>137339627
lol

>>137344825
Finally, someone who actually gets natural rights.

>>137339627
Fuckin' N'wah argonians stealing dark elven women!

>>137343448
>your freedom to own a gun is only enforced by government
>freedom is enforced by the government
what did he mean by this?

>>137326422
Total eclipse will be about two minutes

>>137326882
>PAY FOR ME TO EXIST
Screeched the parasite.

>>137323442
>due to the cause of worshipping reptiles God turned them over to unnatural affections; each gender of the molech whores became confused
>THIS MEANS NO FAGS!
>eclipse/sept 23
>ribbit
It's all coming together

>>137347095
Masks

INTERDIMENSIONAL

SHAPESHIFTING

KIDNAPPERS

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>>137356588
I WARNED YOU, I WARNED ALL OF YOU

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>>137356588
heil hitler!

>>137355509
>eclipse/September
I thought it was in August?

>>137357548
august 21

>>137349109
Hmm. Totally normal. Swamp gas.

>>137347095
>>>/x/
go back

>>137324135
FPBP

>>137349109
party on