Nickname thread

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>James "Run over a red before it's time for bed" Fields
>James "Can no longer relax must avoid tire tracks" Fields
>James "Pedal to the metal to kill the red devil" Fields
>James "Shift it to fifth gear, kill them like wild deer" Fields
>James "Bash the fash? Crash into trash!" Fields
>James "Not insured for a reason, Gonna send you to hell for treason" Fields

>>137273552
kek the last one got me

>>137273395
>dodge
a daimler company

>>137273395
James "let see you try to dodge this" Fields

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>James "Destroyer of the Alt-right" Fields

The only name that counts

>James "shift in to third while I run down the herd" Fields
>James "put it in gear and fill you with fear" Fields
>James "on my hood? You're gone for good" Fields
>James "feel the pain as I splatter your brain" Fields
>James "running down antifa clowns" Fields

>James "Safe in all" Fields

>>137273395

>James "Antifa will squeal when they are under my wheels" Fields

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>>137273395
Australian-tier.

>>137273395
>James "Half Hebrew, Full Throttle" Fields
Holy shit this is amazing

>James "Smashing the gas through your fat ass" Fields

>>137273395
James "Hot Wheels" Fields

>>137273395
>James "Expert in Deals" Fields
>James "Level 70 Heals" Fields
>James "Blames Heels" Fields
>James "Drives in Drag, Squishes Fag" Fields
>James "Gives Me The Fucking Horn" Fields
>James "Nob Ache" Fields
>James "Oy Vey My Gear Stick Is Gay" Fields

>James "hittin the gas on this bitch more than Auschwitz" Fields

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>James "Cuckmageddon" Fields

A real human bean

I'm going to make a twitter account that only tweets these nicknames

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>>137273395
James "I plowed through a thicc, soon to take black dick" Fields
James "I follow the Fuhrer, now on trial for terror" Fields

>>137273395
>James "Do The Chad Plow" Fields
kek

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There is a reason he couldn't stop and why there was a clown there.

>James "My breaks won't function, when they see niggers at traffic junctions" Fields

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This fucking thread, these are on par with Mike Pence's.

James " I can't afford a laywer" Fields
James "My Alt-right Friends Won't Bail Me Out" Fields
James " I didn't think their through" Fields
James "No Escape Route" Fields
James "Only Hit 1 Person in a Crowd of DOZENS" Fields

>>137282178
Low energy. I mean it isn't as if he intended to do this shit

>>137282178
just terrible, and you should be ashamed

>>137280588

Checked and kek'd

>James "All par" Fields

>>137282178
>James " I didn't think their through" Fields
dumb ass

>>137273395
James "Didn't slam the brakes, now I'm going to the slammer"

>>137273395
It isn't funny any more.
Those kids could have been red-pilled with time.
Now many of them are injured, possible lasting consequences for their whole life, they will be spouting hate against the right for the rest of their life with nobody able to change their view...

The fag who ran the car into the antifa-fags deserves jail time.

Can't shield the fields

Can't yield the fields

>>137285982
aren't challengers built by fucking leaves? or was that the camaro?
anyhow, get here leaf >>>/o/17713401

>>137273395
James "Can I go to the Aut Right rally Mommy?" Fields

>>137286512
James "the alt-right rally driver" Fields

>>137273395
James "The alt-righter knight rider" Fields

Jimmy "won't even deploy airbags when I destroy queer fags" Fields

>>137285208
>James "niggers fly far when I'm in my mopar" Fields

>James "They all saw me comin but they dindu nuffin" Fields

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>James "Can't Dodge the Dodge" Fields

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>>137273395
>pic related

>>137288772
top kek, why didn't I think of this one earlier?

>James "only a cuck yields" Fields

>James "don't touch my statues or my dodge will smash yous" Fields

>James "fly through the air fags I don't need my airbags" Fields

>>137273395
Oh shit, I forgot, James "pork on the grill" Fields.

>>137288772
>James "the Dodge ram" Fields

>>137289393
You win

Can't shame the James.
Can't frame the James.
Can't Blame the James.

>>137289657
:^)

James "Drive into a fat fanny then reverse over a tranny" Fields

>>137278465
last one doesnt rhyme

>James "Can't dodge a dodge" Fields

>>137273395
Alright. I'll bite.

>James, "When the left shills, I spin my wheels" Fields
>James, "When CNN lies, people will die" Fields
>James, "Censor my speech, I'll make you screech" Fields
>James, "Pray to Obama, because you're about to meet Osama Bin Lauden" Fields.
>James, "Black Lives Matter? More like Blacks Will Spatter," fields
>James, "Bernie bro? Be my hood's hoe" Fields
>James, "A SJW speech makes my engine go 'wee!'" Fields

Might post more.

>>137285208
fuck off weakling this isn't your battle
go masturbate into a butter churn or whatever you third worlders do on weekends

>>137273395
James "for commies never yields" Fields
worship me

>>137290473
>James "takes a Dodge to dodge a Dodge" Fields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxhtbjYGrI4

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>James "Kowalski" Fields

>James "Meals on wheels" Fields
>James "Kill all niggers and the piggers" Fields
>James "Unite the Right of way" Fields
>James "When it's perverse, hit reverse" Fields
>James "White Lives Splatters when it matters" Fields
>James "You're in my lane now you're slain" Fields

>James "Hit in reverse first if you want a burst of inertia worse than a 10 ton hearse rushing the nerds that herd at the lines of the sand first" Field

>James "Tell me Jews aren't white I'll make the clutch bite" Fields
>James "Made you fly like quidditch and I'm getting acquitted" Fields

>>137291258
Underrated.

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>>137292020

James "Mow Down the Kikes, Even the Tykes" Fields

>>137275482
fucking fantastic, I died

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The Driver

>>137273395
Is it true most burgers can't drive a manual?

>>137292712
yeah, it's pretty sad
come to /o/ some time, they even defend it and think driving a manual when there's some heavy traffic is "hard"

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>>137273395
James "Bash the fash? More like whaling voyage" Fields

James " Fast And Fuhrerious" Fields

James "SRT For LGBT" Fields

James " If Your Degenny, Say Hello To My Hemi" Fields

>>137273395
>James "(((james)))"
>James "Select all squares with CAR captcha now will make me laugh"

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>>137273395
James "Can't dodge the Dodge" Fields

James "Liberal Blubber under the rubber" Fields

James "Turnin' Into Mad Max Around Wetbacks And Blacks" Fields

James "Drags into fags" Fields

>>137273395
James "paint the roads red" Fields
James "Stand in my way? Die today" Fields
James "Blocking traffic and fat? I'll run you over and make you flat" Fields
James "Not horsepower but whitepower" Fields

James "Black Lives Splatter" Fields

James "Auschwitz On Wheels" Fields

James " If You're Dark, I'm Takin' It Out Of Park" Fields

>>137288772
this is it

James "plowing" Fields

>>137292712
i refuse to drive anything but a manual. i hate automatic transmissions.

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>>137295751
underrated

>>137273395
and now everyone has went home and he is still in jail
will be for sometime
worth it? lol no

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>>137273395
>James "Make the commies squeal under my wheel" Fields
>>137273395
>>James "Your Liberal Feels are no match for my wheels" Fields
>>James "You wont see my break lights when I'm heading towards Anti-Whites" Fields

>>137295751
KEK

>>137285208
they were too far gone.

>>137273395
I keep hearing this song in my head every time I see these pics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLV2D05fgj4

>>137292712
>>137292917
>>137295833
Automatic transmissions are pure cuckoldry.

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>>137297341
indeed

>>137297341
I mean, letting a machine change the gears and operate the clutch for you is the closest car equivalent of letting Tyrone fuck your wife

>>137286234

>a frame, taken from the Fatherland, is shipped to Canadia
>by maple syrup coated hands, it is shaped with the burning heart of American traditionalism
>it's Cam in Block turns with a raw hatred unfelt in millennia
>so strong is it's malice that it takes the rage of generations of lost Germans within itself
>with the power of the Fuhrer, it roams the streets, dreaming one day of regaining its strong heritage
>and then, one day, it sees the flags
>The symbols of the Third Reich
>The stereo begins to blast Eurobeat as its tires burst into a cloud of smoke and push it forward
>forward into a crowd of untermensch
>forward into a new final solution

>>137297586
Damn right Uruguay bro. Even the faggiest car is redeemed by having a manual transmission.

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>>137287331

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>James "Dodge This" Fields
>James "88 Miles Per Hour" Fields
>James "Grinning Gasser" Fields
>James "Automobilabteilungsführer" Fields
>James "Dodgy Dodges Will Make My Badges" Fields
>James "Filthy Commie Ant; Wish I Was Driving a Trabant?" Fields
>James "Throw a Bottle? Full Throttle" Fields
>James "Highway to Hell" Fields
>James "Niggers Start to Settle, Pedal to the Metal" Fields
>James "Gonna Make the Blitzkrieg Look Like Child's Play" Fields

>>137298330
:D

>James "You tried to protest but I didn't pass the road test" Fields
>James "You got a fat ass, it cracked my glass" Fields
>James "The Angry Vehicular Homicide Nerd" Fields

James "Will be shanked in prison and die in the yard" Fields

James "0-88 In 14 Seconds" Fields

James "Hittin' The Gas Harder Than Hitler" Fields

James "My Brakes Always Fail Around Land Whales" Fields

James "Street Pizza delivery driver" Fields

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I want to start a proper news service. Conspiract theories can have their own section but the majority I want to be about legitimate political news like legislation and special interests in Washington. We need to keep the powers in check.

I want articles to be well-written, smooth, with a few hints of excellent comedy to keep people in.

I do not want to make any money off of it, and if somebody could start a site and link to it, and anybody who feels like they need to write an article or paper of some kind should upload it.

Any ideas on how to effectively execute this? Corporate media is garbage in this country, Fox to CNN is garbage. I want this new media outlet to be the best in the world.