Stockholm (as in Stockholm, Finland) syndrome

>>137231051
Stockholm is the capital of Sweden.

>>137231336
Last time I checked, Stockholm is in Finland

>>137231051
>Kraut education

>>137231051
lack of alternatives, the failures of potental competitioners and the narrative the media is pushing.

>>137231336
>german education

>>137231051
They need more peaceful trucks?

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>>137231336
>Stockholm is the capital of Sweden.
Stockholm, as in Stockholm, Finland

>>137231051
>Stockholm syndrome
The things you think are bad are not the things other people think are bad.

>>137231443
>Kraut education
don't see these too often
they're suicidal, but generally knowledgable about geography.

>haha stupid ruskis vote for the same guy everytime, whats their problem anyway

>>137231425
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>>137231555
>>137231885
Welcome to the Berenstein universe.

>>137231578
Ich verstehe nicht ganz...

Germans always pick one course and autistically follow it until it burns out. Why is this

>>137231425
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>>137231578
bait, or maybe a meme I don't know

>>137232490
you said it yourself, Germans are a nation of autists who need stability and as little change as possible, they also have to regulate and label everything down to the smallest aspects of life, in German speaking countries this concept is known as "ORDNUNG" and everyone takes great pride in it and tries to increase the ORDNUNG at all times. ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN

>>137231051
On the bright side, more Merkel might mean more European nations leaving the EU.

But in my opinion, the bitch deserves to hang.

>>137232490
anglo nations degenerate into two controlled parties and autistically switch from one to the other every election season whilst the status quo literally doesn't change. At least the Germans stick to one controlled party.

>>137231051
Who the fuck even cares anymore? Fuck Germany and fuck Germans.

>>137231051

>tfw Merkel killed every opposition, be it within her party or outside

why are people still suprised that she's leading?

>>137231051
It really is hard to get into the mind set of people that vote merkel
Is it as simple as they are still brainwashed to think mass immigration is good? and immigrants killing and raping doesn't really both them?

>>137232879
You enjoyed Ordnung 75 years ago. What happened?
>>137233439
Whom else are they gonna vote for? The socialist? The green party? The Nazilarpers who don't even know what they're about anymore because their members range from all areas of the right spectrum?
Don't forget, that the CDU is the only "right wing" party that has any chance to be in any way present in the gov. That's just how things are in Germany.

>>137231051

the biggest problem in our country is, that doesn't matter who comes in charge, they'll do a 180 and fuck the voters in the ass. So the most people just go with the candidate who does the least of damage.
Cause Angie is notorious for sitting out hard decisions, so they solve themselves. She did just a huge fuck up with the 'Fugee crisis by taking the initiative and not pressuring the poorer countries that are under the yoke of the EU to deal with the problem

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>>137231051
>The face of average German in 50 years.

>>137233439
It is more about trust than party agenda and it is realy quite understable

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>>137233739
Everyone her still does, but your new kind of Ordnung is all fucked up and full of shitskins, shitskins = the ultimate Unordnung, you are failing us Germany, not the other way around. What happened, you used to be so cool?

3 years of surplus, unemployment of 3.8%, 2% GDP growth. Greece in the bond market again. Euro surging.

People have social concerns sure but she's done well with their bank accounts, the smart money says she'll be able to sort out this too.

Nothing complicated about this.

>>137233813
make that 5

>>137232393
That's because you are not an 80s kid.

>>137231051
We have a RIGHT to end the occupation of Stockholm NOW. Any Finn is free to go and take back our rightful clay.

>>137231336
cant tell if this is kraut humour or if they are really this dumb.

>>137233439
>It really is hard to get into the mind set of people that vote merkel
Honestly: lack of alternatives. Yes, everyone could vote AfD, but it is really, really hard to do so, as they don't have a coherent party program and most of the things they advocate (outside of anti-immigration) is just plain stupid, e.g. they are vehemently anti-Euro, wanting Germany to leave the Eurozone, which would be a fullblown disaster for Germans for years (Germany shouldn't have given up the D-mark, but now that it has the Euro, giving that up is madness).

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>>137233793
>they'll do a 360 and fuck the voters in the ass.
Dude, in this case, it is ACTUALLY a 360.

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>Merkel's approving rating at 40% because people are rejecting liberal policies and ideology all over the world right now
>"Must be some stockholm syndrome or the voters are just dumb, the numbers must be wrong!"
>Trump approval rating at 40%
>"This is a sure sign Trump's going to be impeached! People hate him! REEE"
Liberals just keep doubling-down in the face of failure, it's hilarious really.

>>137234923
Her approval ratings are in the 70s.

The 40% is who would actually vote for her party.

In case people could vote for a Chancellor directly, she would get 70%.

>>137234188
I blame the yanks. "Hey look at us, we have dark skinned people and it's working out so great, get your own Germany, trust us it's gonna be great."
I feel like this was the poison pill included in the seemingly fair way they treated us after the great kerfuffle of the early 40s.

>>137235085
Let's see some proof of that 70% there, jagoff. It says in OP's post that it's a 40% approval "with her at the helm." We cut through the bullshit here so if you have proof of your claim then post it. Otherwise can it.

>>137235118

Sounds very Jewish. America has had a Jewish problem for some time now

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>>137235118
I think you meant to say (((the yanks))), but anyway I see no hope for your nation at this point, no matter how well your economy does, sooner or later this demographic bomb will shatter the entire continent, the east and some smaller nations might be able to pull through, but I don't see much hope for countries like France, UK or Germany, ya dun goofed, just make sure to not seek refugee here, we don't need even more of your cancer, I am really sorry to say this but the average German of today is the most degenerated bluepilled assface on the entire continent and if allowed your retarded populace will wreck it's neighbors too.

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>>137231051
>I'll tell you wht's wrong with Germoni, sleeper-cell DDR pioneer youth fuhrer Merkel
TSK TSK, NO D&C KIKES, NEW BREAD
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>>137235409
Can't blame people for having kept their tribal mentality into the modern age. If only we could've kept that perspective...
>>137235714
And to think all of this only could happen because of ((Habsburg)) tricks... Guess you had the last laugh.

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>>137235294
A few days ago she was at 59% approval rating, but before she was 10 points higher (at 69%) as outlined in pic related and in the link.

http://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/inhalt.ard-deutschlandtrend-merkel-und-schulz-verlieren-zustimmung.ee3c39ae-a4ed-4f6c-9a81-77396aaf31a9.html

>>137236081
>A few days ago
Not today.

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>>137236037
all we wanted to do, was rule all of Europe with an iron fist and with an inbred royal family at the helm, now look what happened

>>137236262
Ok, let us put it this way: The LATEST poll we have says she is at 59% approval and in the last poll before then she was at 69%.

>>137236081
I don't really follow the German polls, but is there chance they are rigged or wrong in some way, like the Trump/Hillary polls in the US?

>>137236529
Serious answer: no.

Polls in Germany end up being pretty accurate - very different to the UK, US or Austria, where polls are typically manipulated by special interests.

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>>137231051

This dumb cunt NEVER has won the majority she ALWAYS had to form coalitions to get in the lead.

Bravo democracy.

Let's see what our so-called "alternatives" are:

green party
>filthy smelly hippies
Die Linke, die
>literal (and i mean literal) communists
AfD
>larping as nazis way too often to taken seriously or ever changing anything
SPD
>means Schulz, an alcoholic ex EU bureaucrat, about as trustworthy as Juncker
FDP
>MUH SHEKELS, as long as there's profit involved, everything is fine, goys

Wow, such choice.

>>137236357
Should've mixed in some Hohenzollern blood. Can you imagine the powerhouse we could've been? "Here we have Asia, over there there's Africa and here we have The Empire."
>>137236529
I couldn't be arsed to read the article but I'm certain the polls were based on questions like "Are you satisfied with how Angie has handled the Refugee crisis?" Anyone left of the AFD would say yes and now you have a wide approval for Merkel.

>>137235294
Are you a retard even if he doesn't post anything you're wrong anyway. It says 40% SUPPORT. As in voting intention. In a parliamentary system with number parties that's extremely high. You'll rarely in a lifetime see over 50% voting intention from the public with so many parties. This isn't the US where there is essentially only two parties.

>>137231051
Remeber that Germany is the most important country in Europe right now. We may have lost the Dutch and French elections, but if Merkel is reelected, then there won't be populist uprisings in Europe, we'll just let ourselves be Blacked - and we voted for it.

>>137236419
So you're admitting that her approval ratings (in just a matter of days) is basically nose-diving? Got it. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

>>137231051
Germans are simply loyal and obedient as dogs, especially when they're drawn to some leading ideas. In the past it was nationalism and racism, now it's multiculturalism and openness. This is why Germany is so far a very stable country and easy to govern

>>137236604
I just wondered because even 59% seems high to me considering the last two years, also the thing with the polls in Austria is that there are a lot of institutes all with different political leanings, also all the big parties do another set of polls internally, which is probably way more accurate, but they obviously don't publish them, also FPÖ and Greens are apparently pretty hard to poll, they have to multiply both parties with a certain factor to approach the actual value, with the FPÖ it's a number that is >1, because people won't admit to voting for them in certain polls, and with the Greens it's a number that is <1 because faggots use polls to virtue signal but are then to drunk/high/lazy to actually vote for them.

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>>137236844
>"Here we have Asia, over there there's Africa and here we have The Empire."
>If only you knew how kaiserlich things could be.

>>137233439

It's just the usual voter inertia

>Oh yeah, she really fucked up with that
>And on that front too
>I don't really agree with her on that topic either
>But in the campaign she says that she REALLY wants to listen to our concerns this time!

And the AfD is "unvotable" to these people because they are LITERAL ACTUAL NAZIS (The Media and government parties told me so!)

>>137231051
>Stockholm (as in Stockholm, Finland)
cool reference bro

>>137236788
>AfD
>>larping as nazis way too often to taken seriously or ever changing anything

It is an Alternative, but only because of a lack of real alterantives. I hate most of their policies (their EU hatred, their Euro hatred, their climate change denial, their "let's support many kids, even if they are all Muslim" stance, their advocating of the Canadian liberal immigration system, their advocacy of freedom of religion, etc.).

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>>137231425
Last time I checked Finnland was a conference room at the Continental-Inn Hotel

>>137231051
100% of Media is corrupt and blatantly lies
>hurr why is Merkel ahead in the trustfull polls?

>>137237469
>And the AfD is "unvotable" to these people because they are LITERAL ACTUAL NAZIS (The Media and government parties told me so!)

Shit lemmings are the same everywhere

>>137231051
Yes good goy. Remember polls are to be taken very seriously, just look at DRUMPFHFHFG who only got 2 % of vote, as we predicted. You must also believe your mainstream news corporations, they would never lie to you or try to impose their views on you or degenerate opposing views.

Also, nice stockholm/finland bait. Grats on the (((you's)))

>>137237469
>And the AfD is "unvotable" to these people because they are LITERAL ACTUAL NAZIS (The Media and government parties told me so!)
Welp, maybe at least they'll be the ones who will survive while the rest will put their throats tot he stumps for the sake of enrichment.

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>>137231051

Most people can't see past the official narrative, and therefore have a pretty distorted view of what is happening and what the implications are.

While there are 'alternative' media outlets they don't really reach enough people to really threaten the dominance of the established parties, like Merkel's CDU.

Even papers that are considered consrvative in Germany like FAZ are generally fairly liberal by American standards. There simply is no FOX News or even a Breitbart equivalent in this country, and so it continues drifting to the left unchallenged.

>>137237544

The EU has tons of problems, and we need some critical thinking regarding it.
And there the choice is between the Linke and the AfD, everyone else is sucking Junckers dick (in Schulz case probably literally).

Because her financial politics are successful. And adult people care about that.

>>137233813
they wish. the average german will be an inbred paki, not a based pajeet

>>137237996
How's Tunesia these days? I was there on vacation 16 years ago and really liked it but those were the olden days. Has shit calmed down or is it fucked?
>>137238065
Tbf, American News outlets suck in terms of research and quality. What we (and they) need is a conservative News outlet that learns to fact check. You don't help the fight against fake news by being yourself a source of fake news. You just end up getting muddy as well.

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>>137237490
>>137237668
Finland forever.

>>137238250
I am EU critical. But I think the advocacy of eliminating the Eurozone (rather than reforming it) and killing all political things in the EU (rather than reforming things) is pretty idiotic.

>>137238526
Why the fuck would a German be EU critical, you realize Germany only benefits from it

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>>137238250
>in Schulz case probably literally
it was fun watching his train crash at the start though, always remember this guy got 100% approval from his party, the Social Democrats across Europe are beyond fucked

>>137231051
i think germans keep voting for her because she seems like a strong leader
strong autocrats and shit seems to never get out of style there

>>137238608
I am against the EU bureaucracy. I think the EU parliament should be eliminated and the European Council should be the only thing that remains. The EU Commission should also be eliminated and replaced with an EU magistrate and some staff which just enforces law, rather than engage politically.

Each state should have one permanent representative at a roundtable which discusses matters and then votes on it. This should all be done in secret at an undisclosed location.

>>137238683
>german memes
wtf man, maybe its overall better for humanity if muhamed cucks you all

>>137237996
no it's true. our polls are usually a accurate. and it will not surprise anyone. merkel will get 35+% and remain chancellor. her coalition partner may or may not change but it won't impact government policy. the status quo will not change until she retires.

she is the symbol of stability for many who do well enough to not worry, as in high income families that live outside of big cities and far away from any signs of poverty/immigration/corruption/unrest and get all their information from state media.

>>137232879

Unfortunately this is very much true

>go to a Finnish sauna in Germany
>it's like 50 celsius tops
>there are couple of sauna "veterans" who keep their attention at an hourglass which tells them whenever to clear sauna in order to go outside in order to have a break (15 minutes of sauna, 5 minutes of outside and then back inside)
>get bored of this after a while where the pail is, find it under the seats unfilled
>go fill it up and return to flabbergasted germans
>check the stove as well, it is indeed a Finnish stove
>throw water on the stove in order to warm the place up a bit
>germans and tourists screech, some flee some talk about the stove being a electrical device, what am i doing and I'm going to get everyone killed
>the ones watching the hourglass are getting rough with me and want throw me out
>somebody gets the owner in order to get me banned
>try to get to the owner who asks "Finnish"?
>nod and explain the function of the pail, throw more water on the stove while the owner and veterans look suspiciously
>owner actually goes ahead and googles it
>"ok no problem"
>veterans are seething
>finish my washing, go back to the sauna next day
>the pail is gone this time and one of the veteran asks me to leave, I'm not welcome there

Fuck the Germans and their shitty sauna Ordnung

>>137239483
>>go to a Finnish sauna in Germany
>>it's like 50 celsius tops

They do "Aufgusse", putting performed water on the stones. That can get pretty hot, but only in case an Eastern European girl does it, as she will just not care and put a whole bucket on it to heat up the Germans.

I have experienced this.

But yes, otherwise, sauna in Germany is pitiful mediocre. It's better in Austria, actual heat there.

>>137239483
kek, I believe every word of this, sounds very German.

>>137239483
I just don't get you finns.
Minus 60° Celsius? Better put on a long sleeved shirt instead of a Tshirt.
+50° in the Sauna? Gotta catch a cold if I don't heat it up.
It'd be interesting to see a finnish designed space suit.

>>137239483
Lmao, fucking germans. Throwing water on the rocks is essential for a good experience.

What else do they do wrong?

>>137239906
Fritz, pls go. Sauna is supposed to be hot.

>>137239483
this made me laugh because of how truely German that is

>>137240137
I agree. I'm just confused by the range of finnish temperature tolerance. Usually people either tolerate heat OR cold. But both? That's weird.

Democracy only works in white Anglo countries.

>>137239483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-aTFfqEOOk

>>137231336
No, it's a suburb to Bielefeld

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>>137239483

>>137239483

Mikä vittu niitä saksalaisia oikein vaivaa.

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>>137232879

>you'll never be as autistic as german people

>>137241940
well, it has pros and cons.

>>137234923
40% is really high for a multiparty democracy you moron

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>>137231051
Could you believe that this Martin Schulz is even worse tham Merkel?

>>137241111

found the challenger

>>137231562
underrated

>>137236711
Newsflash: Nobody has won the majority in Germany since 1957.

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>>137241111
The usual, they attempt to destroy Europe again and again and again

>>137231051
Germany always blindly follow a strong leader. Just like Russia.
Germans just do it out of conformity and mentality.

Fake Polls to lure women and cucks, wo like to vote for the winning side. A week before the vote it will get very close so that people are reminded that they have actually to go to the voting booth, to "win".

>>137232912
This. She recently said there'd be no cap on refugees. Another year or so of migrants flooding in as they're doing now and no help or leadership from Merkel and Brussels, and you'll have some other members leaving. Likely is southern or eastern Europe.

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>>137239483
>>137232879
Fucking hell, Germans are so loveably autistic
Perhaps this is why the kikes have invested so much money, time and energy to make Germany as cucked as possible.

>>137231336
Stockholm is the Finland of Sweden