Okay, so, I went to a hair salon today and my check hadn't posted yet. So, when I went to pay with my card it was declined. I tried calling the bank, but then decided I'd just skip out.
I drive away and somehow they found my DAD on FACEBOOK some fucking how and told him that they have my license number, my car model, and my card number, and they'll send the police after me if I don't pay them before 6 pm this afternoon.
Now, I didn't see that message forwarded from my dad 'til now, and no cops showed up. Are they just praying I show up so they can hold me there and I get arrested? Are they bluffing that they can even have the cops sent over to my house over a TEN DOLLAR HAIRCUT?
I'm thinking about maybe cancelling my card? The DMV also has no idea where my current address is.
Talk this through me, /pol/. I love you and I did something stupid.
>>137208461
10 dollar haircut? Where the fuck at?
You're going to get raped in jail over a 10$ haircut. Rip.
>>137208461
Idk if it's worth noting but all they said about my dad is "I'm not sure how you know Cameron Jenkins... But" and then they proceeded to tell the story.
Cops can't turn up for a stolen service. They can't take back the haircut.
Don't be such a drop kick. Go back to the shop with the money, be polite and act confused when they are angry. You haven't seen any Facebook messages. You always intended to come back.. you just had to get the cash from home and it was harder than expected. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hock something if you have to autist
>>137208750
Thank you, that's what I was hoping. But no, seriously, the cops don't give a fuck about that, right? I won't get fined you don't think? Unless I go back there like a dumbass?
>>137208461
Here, this is kryptonite for debt collectors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Debt_Collection_Practices_Act
You're welcome.
>>137208885
the fine alone will make them fuck off
but pay them as soon as you're able purely out of principle.
>>137208461
pol tards ladies and gentlemen
Yes they can arrest you. It's fraud. Just get the money you owe plus another $10 bucks for being an idiot. Go back, say "sorry I was an idiot," and hand them the money. Then live the rest of your life with the knowledge that you are a failed haircut thief.
>>137208461
LOL another humiliation for the right.
>>137208706
just ignore it all and tell your dad to do the same
id go back and pay tho
also pro tip. i go to an asian haircut place. its cheap but i tip the guy 100% because he does it right, 100% tip is the exact same amount i pay at a trendy place
>>137209262
That's what I did. And I was planning on going back and paying tomorrow.
going to a hair salon to get your haircut..
jesus youre a faggot.
>>137209001
>the fine alone will make them fuck off
Actually, all you have to do is mention the FDCPA, and ask for their supervisor...
You can get a motherfucker fired with this shit.
>>137208461
Damn, Varg really let himself go this time!
>>137209008
This place is fucking retarded holy fucking shit I'm going back to /k/ I pray I never meet one of these retarded conspiretard faggots in RL.