Doug Stanhope

>>137183855
too bad that didn't happen and he didn't get charged with murder

wouldn't the gas eat through the balloons?

>>137183855
Those incompetent commies will end up dousing themselvea and catching fire while the msm complains about peaceful commies being incinerated by evil alt right

>>137184050
>Implying anyone would give a fuck about a bunch of dead skinheads

>>137183855
I like the way he thinks. Wrong side, though.

love doug but he's a sollipsist that's gong to be dead in 3 years

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>>137184110
my thoughts exactly,
further proof these people are literally retarded

I doubt anyone will march. Someone died today and we're being blamed so we would have to be willing to die. Live to fight another day.

>>137183855

>being upset at a washed up comedian

find better ways to spend your time

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>>137184231
people give less of a fuck about dead commies

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>>137184110
No, balloons are a good way to transport drugs, gasoline, and peepee because they expand when you fill them
>I f*cking love science!!

I remember when doug stanhope wasn't such a faggot dumbass.

>>137184854
You're right, when Nazis get killed or beaten people react with cheering

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>>137183855
Oh boy Doug Stanhope is going to get a talking-to from (((Dianne Feinstein)))

Right, /pol/?

>>137183855
What a kike.

>(((Stanhope)))

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>>137183855
Fuck him

>>137185579
Communist dying elicites no reaction because they're not even human, like killing a fly

nazis deserve everything coming to them

>>137185062
>supports alt-right
>posts image of raciallymixed

make up your mind you imbecile

>>137185062

lol i can't think of anyone that would be less effective against

>>137185812
Leftwing autistic fuck faces deserve everything coming to them

>>137185579
because Nazis actually matter and communists are nothing but statistics like Stalin said

>>137183855
doug "pretend to be libertarian and then side with the left every fucking election" stanhope? hasnt he died from liver failure yet?

Every right-wing action is a reaction to left-wing attacks.

Right-wingers are centrists by nature and are pushed to the right as a reaction to leftists.

>>137185809
>Implying some retarded redneck's opinion matters

>>137183855
this is what they want for us
but cry victim if they get any back
the left need to get run over more often.
anyone who doesnt see the civil war coming is a fucking fool.

>>137184750
Wasn't upset. Actually find Stanhope to be pretty funny. Just couldn't help but think what are the odds some crazy bastard tries what he's suggesting.

>>137185062
>dox

everyone knows where he is.

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>>137186040
People cheer about their death because they matter? People cheer when Nazis die because they know there's now a bit less evil in the world.

>>137186199
He is a libertarian, the only difference is that he does not buy into the traditional branches of the movements. I'm pretty sure he sees Nazis as fags who need a daddy dictator and a bunch of other brutish troglodytes in their "group" in order to function. That's pretty pathetic.

>>137185482
isn't it sad? Used to be so good

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>>137183855
They'll also tie a burning rag to it because that's how it's done in movies. So the filled balloon with gasoline spilled all over the outside of it, and a waxed moustache runs up with a burning rag to tie on.

>>137186369

hard hittin' bantz

>>137184231
Was there even a single skinhead at that rally?

>>137183855
Devil's Advocate: it would be good. It would turn public opinion toward us. AND it would likely spark violence all over the country, which again would turn public favor toward us.

>>137185482
What are you talking about? This is classic Stanhope. Do you think that in the '90s and early '00s he would have supported fucking white supremacists and nazis? Do you have any idea of how many bits he has against racist rednecks?

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>>137183855
Gasoline would eat through the balloon. Simple logic guys, really.

>>137186542
>nu-flag larper
>being proud of importing niggers to the USA
People cheered way more when the South was burned to the ground by Sherman.

>>137183855
They should all use phone flashlights instead, it will make them look even creepier if they wave them frantically to look like a swarm of critters

>>137185062
He literally gives out his address and phone # all the time..I've hung out with him before and he seemed pretty fucking based to me..he's probably just drunk and ranting

>>137183855


Keeping his career alive by virtue-signaling his (((managers))).

>>137183855
this guy didn't play with matches much as a kid. it's incredibly difficult to put gasoline into plastic/rubber containers because they dissolve. The antifa who tries it will be doing his own incandesce dance.

>>137186748
I think it's too late for that, after the terror attack of today. It will be at best seen as a reaction, and eventually it will end up disqualifying both sides, rather than promoting one of them.
At the end of the day we will still live in a shitty GOPvsDNC dichotomy

Wow a (((comedian))) is an establishment tool what a fucking suprise!

>>137183855
would be fucking awesome if someone did

>>137186780
>>137186780
>Do you think that in the '90s and early '00s he would have supported fucking white supremacists and nazis?
he was
>Do you have any idea of how many bits he has against racist rednecks?
doesnt make him not a racist redneck

>>137184110
Kek.

>>137183855
kek bump for exposure

>>137183855
Supersoakers.

It's actually very hard to fill a balloon without a pressurized liquid.

Try it. Take a balloon and pour a glass of water into it. It doesn't work.

>>137183855
Good this violence needs to escelate so we can nuke them all

>>137186980
Y'know, it's actually pretty fitting for Doug Stanhope to suggest some act of homicide that could easily turn into self-harm.

>>137186333
So, they are pussies?

>>137184110
why would it?

>>137187017
>terror attack
>we will still live in a shitty GOPvsDNC dichotomy
tell me about bohemian grov

>>137183855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-fmXiP-RX8

>>137186939
story. now.

>>137183855
Doug Stanhope seems like a pretty smart guy who got blackpilled and became determined to live out his life being a miserable loser.

>>137186040
>>137186500
>>137186592
>>137186793
>Muuh ubermensh
Never forget what happened last time homos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nbDIqBi0lA

>>137183855
Aw man they got Stanhope too?
I thought he was cool.
All well, another celebrity is dead to me.

>>137187322
We have a surprise for you.

>>137187231
gas is deadly to solids e.g. the rubber of a balloon

>>137185062
>Dox him
OK. Doug Stanhope's identity is Doug Stanhope.

>>137187128
Don't tweet this to the left.

>>137186908
>>being proud of importing niggers to the USA
What the fuck does this have to do with what I've said? Do you think that every conservative have to be a Nazi?
And let's admit it, Nazis are the ultimate LARPers. You're a disgrace to your nation and ancestors.

>>137187063
>stanhope was a ww nazi
Comfirmed for being clueless. You either haven't ever heard Stanhope specials (which is fine, it's not like you've missed on Shakespeare) or you are completely oblivious to what Nazi ideology looks like. Stanhope is incompatible withany sort of Fascist government at an individual level, he would get shot somehting like 20 minutes after the coup.

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>>137183855
What a fucking shitbag. Can't believe -anyone- thought this guy was a libertarian. Yes burning someone alive, quite a horrific death, is just what a -libertarian- would want.

You fucking degenerate.

>>137183855
>it wouldn't be hard to fill water balloons with gasoline

Even if the balloon didn't disintegrate they're still going to be a pain in the ass to fill from an unpressurized source and even then these weaklings couldn't even throw them hard enough to burst them.

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>>137186793
As a league tenpin bowler I'm disgusted by this comparison.

His technique is all wrong, a real bowler would have allowed the car to skid right first before amping up the throttle and hitting hard back to the left in order to guarantee better pin carry.

Fucking amateur bowlers.

>>137187439
I don't really want a blowjob. Thanks

>>137187322

do 300 sit ups, fat boy

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>>137187862
Teach me your ways, senpai

>>137186780

well he sure wasn't some crybaby faggot bitch crying back then. I wouldn't be surprised if his next tweet said "THE FUTURE IS FEMALE"

>>137183855
We'll hold you to it, Douglas.

>>137187671
>because I hate commies I am a Nazi
you nigger importers earned your reputation for being retards

Thank God for The US Civil War and General Sherman

>>137187483
>deadly
rubber isn't alive
>to solids
like the gas tank?

>>137188185
yes exactly.

https://8gag.net/leftypol/res/1961970.html#1965579

They think this is funny

>>137188048
Going down the middle of the road oppened up chances for fag survival and splits. 0/10 bowling form

>>137188073

nah he's too much of a realist to be a feminist, his opinions on everything are mostly gen X nihilism.

>>137183855
lamo wouldnt balloons dissolve with gasoline

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>>137183855
Hmmmm that would really be something if someone used a nice pump action water gun!

>>137183855
stanhope is the king of kek.

>>137188073
He said that since White Supremacists are carrying torches, people should throw baloons filled with gasoline and burn them alive.
Again, this is absolutely classic Stanhope. He could have said this 20 years ago and it would have fit.
It's not like he wrote 3 melodramatic paragraphs about how racism is ruining our country and our children. He made a joke about burning people alive in a funny way, which is completely normal to him.

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>>137183855
>tfw used to worship this guy, but slowly found out he is a perfect example of everything wrong in degenerate postmodern society

>>137188593
Shhhhh shush.

>>137185482
I don't. He's just like Carlin, Hicks, and the rest of the faux-cynic outsiders in that he shows a few safe eccentricities but never even comes close to pushing the crowd outside of the comfort zone.

>>137187250
I went down to New Orleans about a month after after Katrina to help rebuild

ran into him and Brendon Walsh at a bar

didn't know who they were

talked about eugenics and overpopulation and natural selection

I was young, fairly left leaning and shocked by what they were saying

It was funny as hell

2 years later see him on showtime doing stand up

> isn't that the guy from the bar?

> it was

>>137186542
People are retards. Disinfo is a strong thing. Communism was wrought upon this world the most devastation and mass murders of any ideology, but because useful morons like you suck its teat, it's portrayed as a good thing. Fuck off. America was founded on anti-communism, hell the founding fathers could be considered fascists. they only wanted whites to have rights, be able to vote and immigrante.

>>137185705
>Most American websites offering bomb-making instructions would not face civil liability, since Hess v. Indiana and Waller v. Osbourne determined that free speech restrictions can only be applied if the goal was "producing imminent lawless conduct" among a single target group – which is not the case for a website available to a large swath of the population – making the situation comparable to music advocating violence or suicide in its lyrics.
Friendly remidner that America is literally the only country on Earth with actual free speech

>>137184231
Commie? Oh, a target practice.

>>137189118
>America was founded on an ideology that didn't even exist in the 1770s.

>>137189118
Too bad I have not mentioned Communism. I guess you are too stupid to actually read the posts you're responding too, so you just immediatly conjure a stereotypical archetype and attack it instead.
Was your grandfather a Commie for fighting Japan and Nazi Germany?

>>137183855
>Doug Stanhope has sold his sole to the devil long time ago

he is Eskimo brother with Chris Como

He is against having kid! he is for degeneracy and so on

He wasted a beautiful christian woman's life and cheated on her..

just a fucking parasite

>>137189556
The founding fathers held very fascist beliefs. Only white people could immigrante and vote. This was founded as a white country.

>>137189675
You are symoathetic to it hence I called you a useful moron. I promptly suggest you fucking kill yourself. Had our soldiers seen what our nation would become thanks to Marxist infiltration, they'd lay down their arms and march with fucking Hitler. Patton said we fought the wrong enemy for a damn reason.

>>137189118
The Founding Fathers could be considered fascists but Communism didn't exist yet, and in comparison to the British Empire they were leftists. The Enlightenment was a leftist upheaval.

>>137190198
>Kekistan flag
>Reddit spacing
>White knighting for some bitch because she's a Christian
Jesus Christ, you guys aren't even trying anymore

>>137183855
I love Doug haha fuck em

>>137190198
You forgot the part where he killed his mother.
What's it with leftie comedians and killing female loved ones?

>>137190198
This.

>>137190456
>You are symoathetic to it hence I called you a useful moron.
No I'm not, you fucking retard. God, I hate idpolers. Let me guess, I'm not a Nazi therefore I'm a Commie? What's next? If you're a white male you can't talk about society, you fucking SJW faggot?

>>137185482

When are right-wing people going to learn that celebrities are not, and never have been on our side?

>>137187231

Petroleum degrades rubber and makes it fall apart. That's why you're not supposed to use petroleum-based lube like Vaseline with a condom.

>>137184110
Yes, similar to pouring gas into a foam cup. Try it, it's kind of cool how quick it drops through as if the gas was lava.

>>137185141

You may love it but you don't seem to understand it.

>>137183855
>le dead career man wants to get killed by meme magic

>>137183855
He actually posted in either /b/ or /pol/ a few years ago. I got some (you)s from him and Screen capped them. Then I deleted them because who gives a shit.

>>137191684
Then condemn all the left wing violence right now you larping fucking faggot. You won't because you're a marxist sympathizing cunt. The left wing is far more violent than the right. Bike lock attacks, macing people assaulting elderly trump supporters or shooting congressman. Sorry but I won't shed a tear for this dead marxist bitch. They deserved it.

Take your faggot flag off too.

>just saying

>>137183855
If some dumb fuck does this and actually throws a balloon filled with gasoline, this guy on tweeter can go to jail along with the person who throws it

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>>137188601
Saved

>>137184110
I imagine you would have over an hour to use the balloon before it dissolved.

>>137183855
>escalating violence
This won't end well for them.

>>137193461
>Bike lock attacks, macing people assaulting elderly trump supporters or shooting congressman. Sorry but I won't shed a tear for this dead marxist bitch.
Yeah, they're the same as running over a fucking crowd. I despise the acts you've mentioned, but they do not constitute terrorism. What has happened today does.

Sorry if while talking about a fucking terror attack on our soil I don't mention that some retard has used pepper spray improperly. God you're dense.

>>137195062
>He's forgetting about the cops murdered by BLM
>he's ignoring the fear and violence used by antifa to silence and block their opponents

But the car crash is the only case of terrorism.

K.

>>137183855
Someone reply "There will be a candle vigil" PLEASE! he will love it!

>>137188601
wow sure would be crazy if a nigger come an den he shoot dum up wif he nigger gun!
imagine that!

>>137195486
>>He's forgetting about the cops murdered by BLM
Not antifa, also just a few months prior to that Roof killed 7 more people than those 2 shooters, yet I'm sure you don't want me to mention it, right? You want me to stop at BLM, you hypocrite.

>>he's ignoring the fear and violence used by antifa to silence and block their opponents
Not running over a crowd with a car, sorry. As I've said, I don't support these acts, but I think they're not as serious as this one.

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>>137192654
he fucking sucks at comedy, some american should murder him on stage.
Do it to revenge dimebag.

>>137195900

big deal niggers shoot whites every day because they feel like it

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>>137184110
lol if i didn't know that they wont either.

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>>137195900
Shill

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>>137183855
>>137184110
Looks like Doug has taken that into account

>>137183855
@DougStahnhope: that is mens rea incitement of commit terrorism. Someone following you does this, you are culpable for inciting terrorism.

>>137197282
You could still fill Doug's anus with gasoline.

>>137195062
>hitting people on the head with a bikelock can't kill
>shooting congressmen isn't terrorism

>b-but they weren't REAL terrorism

Just fucking off yourself. Leftists are the most violent scum in this country and their ideology had mass murdered the most. They rightfully got their comeuppance today. Retarded fuck. You don't give a shit about leftist. Fuck off back to leftypol concern trolling cunt.

>>137197282
>apologizes because he incorrectly tells people how to murder others

>>137195900
Shooting a congressman is worse shill

>>137198259
leftist violence*

>>137192209
I wish I knew that when I was 15

>>137185579
>communist bants

terrible

>>137195062
You sound like a woman, grats on the transition

>>137183855

Report it here:
https://support.twitter.com/forms/abusiveuser

The tweet:
https://twitter.com/DougStanhope/status/896402214973054976

Will Doug Stanhope be able to live with himself if someone actually did what he's advocating? Probably. But this just shows how polarized we've become.

>>137184231
Maybe, maybe not. Your death, on the other hand, would certainly receive zero fucks with the possible exception of your parents who would rejoice that you finally moved the fuck out.

>>137187862
>bowling employees the Scandinavian flick only for a ball instead of a car
Neat.

>>137197282

So he doesn't apologize for giving out instructions to harm others, but instead for giving out shitty directions? What a scumbag.

>>137185812
Like lampshades and little baggies of gold teeth.

>>137198812
Reported, I doubt they'll do anything though.

>>137199852
We know they won't.

>>137198350
What are you offended you snowflake faggot?

>>137199307
You're not Stanhopes audience. Keep paying attention to Jim Gaffigan. He won't trigger your precious feels.