NOT A DRILL!!! SHILLCON ONE REPEAT SHILLCON ONE

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This is General Coxen Pucli of the 501st Shitposter Legion. We are now at Shillcoon 1. Repeat we are now at Shllcon 1. Shillcon 1 means that /pol/ is under heavy invasion. All Kek troops should adhere to instructions in the pic. All normies are to fuck off. All civilians of Kekistan must do the following:

>gather food and supplies to last at least 3-4 days
>keep radio tuned to 420.69 on the fm band or tune to a KNN or Gulf City News radio frequency
>take these items, and a laptop with internet connection to a shelter below ground, basement if possble
>if you do not have a basement, go to an interor room that does not have windows, and place as many objects between you and the outside world as possible
>remain calm, coonery and chimpouts will not be tolerated

Kek president Sargon of Akkad will be addressing the nation shortly. Please standby for this message.