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FBI is now monitoring this board

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Hi /pol/,

I would just like to inform you that the FBI is monitoring all posts made within the last 24 hours inciting any violent acts.

Posters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Thank you,
Jeff Sessions
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>>137122005
oh
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Fuck off we're full
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Fuck off we're full
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The FBI is a bunch of newfags. We don't need even more
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Kill people burn shit fuck school
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>>137122005

10 proxies
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Fuck niggers
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Reminder to FBI that newfags should lurk two years before posting
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>>137122005
You have leakers in your ranks

D U B S

U

B

S

will reveal them
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>>137122005
/pol/ is a board of peace
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>>137122005
I'm going to violently shit my pants. What now fucker? I dare you to stop me
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>>137122005
Can I be hired to help in memetic terrorism investigations?

Willing to sell out my kind. I know (((you'd))) appreciate that $$$loyalty$$$.
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OH NO, NOT THE DEFENDERS OF HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND ORGANIZED CRIME!
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>>137122005
Fuck off we're full
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>>137122005
I would only have some doubts if it weren't for the Jeff Sessions closing, but now I know it's completely bullshit and fake.
Sessions knows jack shit about using a computer and would not understand to process of posting an board.
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>>137122005
>I would just like to inform you that the FBI is monitoring all posts made within the last 24 hours inciting any violent acts.
>>137122963
>The FBI is a bunch of newfags
dude they been here for at least 5 years
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Does sessions even know what the internetz is?
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>>137122005
FUCK OFF AGENT NIGGER, WE'RE FULL.
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>>137122005
fuck you faggot, you are far too un-important for the FBI to take any consideration of your posts
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>>137123239
No you're not. You're only behind three, and not very reliable ones at that. I'd say that you should stop cheaping out on your information security, but your laziness is just making my job easier so keep it up!
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>>137122005
>FBI is NOW monitoring /pol/

/pol/ has been heavily monitored for years. If you post here, you're almost certainly on some sort of list -- especially regulars users. They may even conduct surveillance on you personally because of it.

Literal terrorists browse and post on /pol/. I've had discussions with people from Libya who I know for a fact were in ISIS.

You didn't think you were being monitored?
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Go get them officer
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>>137122005

Bullshit and please kys! Pics video or no proof!
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>>137122005
Hi OP, id like to inform you that the FBI is always monitoring /pol/ and that you are a faggot
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>>137122005
I am a pretty princess, would you like to join my princess tea party? Hee hee :3c
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>>137124222
>dude they been here for at least 5 years
So, newfags.

>>137122005
fuck off cunts
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>>137122005
Half of us are FBI. Phil, if you're reading this, don't forget to buy a new coffee maker for the break room.
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Hey FBI. Why does your anagram stand for Frosted Black In the crack?
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>>137125894
Copy that.
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>>137125124
>Literal terrorists browse and post on /pol/.
and a shitload of federal law enforcement and lobby groups and think tanks
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PART AND PARCEL
>PART AND PARCEL
PART AND PARCEL
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PART AND PARCEL
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PART AND PARCEL
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>>137124865
Now do me
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>>137122005
>fullest extent of the law
>legally, incitement must cause immediate action for it to be considered illegal
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>>137122005

I'll run over any FBI nigger I see
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Hi when are you arrerstign Hillary????

She literally consumes the blood of torture-raped children between selling national security information to Pakistani spies in return for Clinton Foundation donations.
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>>137125949
>Hey FBI. Why does your anagram stand for Frosted Black In the crack?

it's Federal Buttfucking Institute

the reasons why remain shrouded in mystery

now check my keep use of FBI lingo when I say we are going to Hoover this sumbitch and suck up every single last piece of information and evidence within 5 miles of anything remotely associated with this nonsense
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>>137122005
hire me plz
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>>137122005
Prove you're FBI faggot
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JEWS DID THIS AS PART OF THE DEEP STATE BECAUSE FREE SPEECH AND TRUMP SAID SO
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>>137122005
Did you actually see how this was being advertised? It was to be a day of peace. No weapons, and to bring shields or helmets if you thought it was necessary. We were to dress in good attire as well. I could not go because of work. If anyone should be being investigated it should be places like shareblue and the left's online forums. I'm sure you're probably larping, but you know what I say is true.
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>>137122005
>GAS GAS GAS
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>>137122005
K keep me posted
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>>137122005
Fuck off we're full
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>>137122005

> Love, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III <3
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>>137122411
>>137122896
Fuck off
WE are full
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Dear FBI-find out who booked and paid for the buses. it was not the original organizrs of a Unite the Right rally which was to unite all race, religions and genders. it was paid riot mobs-on both sides. They came armed with bats and helmets. Antifa is one group but the same organizers paid for people to act like they were Nazis or KKK. THEY are the criminal groups behind the scenes trying to manufacture a civil war. Soros did this in many countries-now America. Please go to the source. Deep State.
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>>137122005

>hi guys
>fbi here
>we're going to start monitoring you now
>btw we weren't monitoring you before
>but now we are just fyi

2/10
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>>137122005
>the FBI is monitoring all posts made within the last 24 hours
The CIA has archives of all 4chan posts ever made. Gid gud, tranny losers.
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>>137122005
wew hoo
what else is new?
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SOVA here.
Keep trying FBI. You won't defeat them.
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>>137127405
For once I agree with a Canadian. I'm not even going call you a leaf, bro.
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>>137125894
Fuck off, I wasn't the one who broke it. Ask Jimmy
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>FBI on 4chan
Wouldn't surprise me.
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>>137122005
Yeah okay Mr Fagatron. Jeff I heard you liked banging some black horse pussy. Is that true?
Don't Beauregard that joint my friend, pass it over to me.
>prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
And we will prostitute your women folks to the greatest extent possible.
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>>137122005
Stay pozzed faggot.
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>>137126340
Yeah wtf?
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>>137124865
I don't even bother because I know those guys in cyber security who've been doing it for decades can get through anything I pull in a flash.

I know they've read my emails before. Gmail probably gives them zero resistance. They can probably just access anything they want on it without having to do any cool hacker tricks.

They can access the camera on my laptop too, which is weird to think about when I'm jerking off in front of it. Occasionally I'll put up a post-it note in front of it, but I don't care that much, really. They can look at my qt face all they want.
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>>137122005
Americans are probably on some sort of list but no one in my tiny ass country know /pol/ or even 4chan even exists outside of a few shut-ins. This whole identity politics nonsense isn't even registered in other countries east of Germany as even existing, save for obscure media outlets.
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>>137129586
The NSA undoubtedly builds profiles on foreign nationals too.

The NSA builds profiles on everyone, but if you're a /pol/ack, it's more likely they'll give you extra attention.
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