Thinking about becoming muslim

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Ok think about it

>be your average Emirati Arab in 2017

>coming home from my higly paying work as an assistant imam at the neighbourhood mosque

>driving in my gold-plated Land Rover, even though it would take 10 min to walk

>glance out the window and see a paki walking down the street

>stop at a shopping mall and call the cops from my diamond encrusted iphone. Watch as they beat him into a coma while smoking sheesha.

>stop by the gold souk to pick up the new rolex

>greeted by my submissive and dutiful wives with demure bows

>greeted by my fat, spoiled and idiotic kids with PS-4 sounds

>greeted by my philippino maid on all fours carrying my slippers

>sit down to a dinner of all-imported products, which is on the table

>after dinner, kids go out to molest white girls in malls and the wives smoke shisha while the maid cleans up

>take my place with my wives on the cushions and tell them to put hashish into the sheesha

>watch the nightly news and see Saudi Arabia bombing Yemen and Syrian refugees fleeing to Europe

>smile as I remember selling oil to Americans and beheading infidels with my Taliban friends

>plan our family vacation to Paris Disneyland, while simultaneously making arrangements to get the heaviest possible trucks for my radical friends living there.

>time for bed

>fuck my youngest wife, who is 10, doggy style with no concern for her pleasure

>drift off to dream of the greatness of Islam