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What's up my BASED Americans! Europoorfag from "I don't even know where your country is"-stan. Howdy!

I would like to come to America. I'm sick of living here, it's getting hellish and I want to save myself, I need to go to the fountain of freedom, the shining beacon of liberty, the LAST beacon of liberty and hope on this planet - AMERICA. Wow that word really resonates. AMERICA:

Reasons are simple, when I compare AMERICA (wow, goosebumps) to my shit country, it's really pointless to live here.

> 99% white
> probably approx 0.01% jews in congress
> Bibi doesn't come here and we can't bow to him like you burgers do
> my country so pathetic it sends $0 per day to Israel, unlike America and 10 million daily donations
> my country pretty much all catholics ugh
> abortions illegal WTF LMAO
> people beatdown faggets in the streets - fuckin imbeciles!
> our parliament isn't draped in LGBT flags, ass backward rednecks in charge
> IF WE EXPATRIATE WE AREN'T TAXED BY OUR COUNTRY WTF????
> CRYPTO ISN'T TAXED WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
> too much islands and islets, around 1200
> too much beaches, see one seen them all, boring
> too much pleasant Mediterranean climate
> houses made out of cold concrete, unlike BASED AMERICAN plywood construction for 90000000000 million per square feet
> no student loans...hahahahah PATHETIC
> no niggers (kill me pls)
> no gooks or spics
> no Latina Noches where sports clubs wear uniforms in latina-language

I will apply for my green card now and hopefully become BASED AMERICAN soon.