Tiki Torch General /TTG/

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>2017
>not being a tiki torch nationalist

you could at least make your asshurt more subtle

>>137076382
Absolute state of the 'alt-right' going out in public with garden decorations like a bunch of children who had too much sugar at a birthday party

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>>137076853
Yanks sure love their grotesque.

REPORT AND SAGE

>>137076853
Are you guys even allowed to buy tiki torches there? Why don't you sort yourself out before you worry about us?

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>>137076853

>>137076853
Don't get scorched bin that torch

>>137077280
Sorry we aren't serving tacos at this BBQ. Whites only Juan

>>137078191
u suk, lmftfy

Don't get freaky - bin that tiki.

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This should be the uniform for the next march

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We're The Kings, baby.

>tfw fascist pig-roasts
>playing Jimmy Buffet during a lynching

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Whoooaaa mama

>>137076382
you now remember Doctor Tiki

>>137078469
>>137078485
>>137078528
>>137078576

Being this triggered

haha sweeties it's ok, you're losing :)

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>>137078689

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YOU JUST GOT

>>137076382

So the right wing is going to ruin outdoor BBQs, and tiki bars for the left wing?

Will they ever be able to have a luau in peace without seeing the grim specter of the right wing rising up from the smoke?

>>137078710
You misunderstand, I was already a huge retro tiki fag, and if this aesthetic gets tied into my ideals than my erection will block out the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDMI7ez0NZo

I'm not a lefty and the torches were cringy as fuck. No matter your opinion on their ideology what they're doing is counter productive to their own cause. They all look like faggots.

>>137076382
atleast you'll keep the mosquitoes away

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>>137076382
>mosquitos will not replace us!

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>>137078710
>elvis is an insult

I wasn't being ironic. elvis and his impersonators are cool things to reference.

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How come they could do it and make it look cool? What went wrong?

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>>137078797
KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

>>137078976
The fuel of the movement!

>>137078801
I certainly hope so

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Expandable Limbo Poles

>>137079023
real torches maybe

>>137078191
>>137078400
kek

>>137078928
Not as cringe as your kekistan flag faggot

>>137078976
The new zyklon

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>>137079089
>tiki fuel and mountain dew: powering fagscists since 2017

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This kills the tiki nazis

>>137078710
Ways tiki is suited to our ends:
Extremely fucking white
50's throwback
Most of the food is pork-based- not kosher
Portrays the white race not simply as an indigenous one celebrating a homeland- like volkish aesthetic- but as a conqueror of the strange and deadly
Patterned clothing can easily be made with white supremacy symbology

>>137078801
Can these white boys even cook kalua pig?

No?

Sad!

RESPECT FROM FINLAND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyZ9OLIiPsU

>>137078928
There's always going to be cringe. Leftists will find SOMETHING to ridicule. You can't go outside without cringe, and we need to go outside, so deal with it.

>>137079196

Also, real nazis carrying the torches.

>>137079425
Fucking brown savages are so stupid who do you think gave you pigs.

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>>137079392
Sounds comfy anon

>>137079353
>doesn't list what goes in a Black Woman
Now that's just a bad menu.

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>>137076382
And?

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Beware of Ner Mitzvah brand lamp oils and make sure that your torch of white supremacy only uses TIKI Brand Ultra-Pure Lamp and Torch Oil.

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>>137079722

Aloha it's time for a shoaha.

>>137079353
>a black woman who has had what little brains she may actually have forcibly removed and now she serves as a drink container for rich white people in the 50s

sounds fine and dandy to me.

>>137076853
A large part of the reason we are winning so much lately is that we have a sense of humour and don't take ourselves too seriously, compared to the humourless schoolmarms of the left. Tiki torches play into that

Tiki torches and cardboard "shields". Oh. My. God. This is beyond embarrassing.

>>137079906
>joke's on them, i was joking all along

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I'm fond of the tiki esthetic so this is all fine by me.

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>>137078797
Even McMuffin = Glenn Beck.
Beck will be screeching, "MY LIBERAL FRIENDS ARE SCARED!" "TRUMP IS A MENACE...A MENACE!"

>>137079739

That's a lot of oil for a people who say they can burn one days worth of oil for seven days straight.

Unless the package is just really big and it really just has an ounce or two of magic jew oil. Bet they sell it for full price too or above MSRP.

>>137079977
What?

>>137076382
>Or maybe even the icon red and white checkered table cloths we all know.

The white represents white nationalism, while the red is the blood (sacrifices) of our forefathers. Or the blood of our enemies

>>137080083
he's retarded and has no reading comprehension- the concept of having a sense of humor about yourself was SO alien that he thought it meant leaving an escape clause if shit goes bad by pretending to be an ironic nazi.

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>>137080180
This!

>>137080002
>tfw house is too small for a dedicated tiki bar

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>>137076382

Can we get some mods to run this music on /pol/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9zrA-ZXrY

>>137078801

left wingers don't barbeque, they bake mushroom pizzas and drink fruity cocktails indoors

>>137080429
Kek

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>>137080471
The newest symbol of the altright

>>137080496
>>137080971

>>137080471
Hey, there's nothing wrong with fruity cocktails.
Less xenoestrogens than beer.

>>137076382
L*ftists haven't been this triggered since Trump won. It's glorious.

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>>137081289
Light'em up boys!

>>137076382
I like how people were using broken torches to beat the shit out of antifa.
The Left is really quite pathetic. All they have is jokes. That's what they've learnt to fight this sort of thing with. Jokes. Jokes aren't going to protect them though.

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>>137081670
>I'm terrified m8.

>>137082024
>tranny_hysterically_crying_about_how_this_is_the_end.gif

My neighbor who's a big liberal has some tiki torches out on her patio (has for months, possibly years at this point.. never uses them) and I'm curious if she'll be taking them down finally this weekend or if they'll just stay up ad nausium.

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>>137082255
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Luau meme time? We have to do it you know. We don't have a choice. We must make the left look hysterical while making moderates laugh with us.

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Heres a picture of a secret NAZI meeting in the woods. One of their rituals is to sacrifice a mock Jewish Child to their God Jesus Christ.

I say we hijack one of their symbols and use it against them.

>>137080257
It's like he thinks everyone involved in this thing is too much of a rural and suburban retard to realise that tiki torches are kind of silly

>>137076382
>Say hello to the new symbol of the alt-right

If you really want to piss off the lefties, the alt-right marchers should refer to the torch parades as "Taking Back the Night" (womyn's groups slogan).

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Are the torch people still there or is this the counter protest being shutdown?

>>137076382
>tiki

Most of the newfags don't know about Boyd Rice and Tiki Boyd but the tiki torch is nothing new in this movement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126eufC_Ii0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO6L3hrMdi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI40XORqaSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0jOW-k0ucI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q2jKwYZ1Io

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbgfnglu9c

Oh, and this is now a Boyd Rice thread.

>>137080471
Portabella mushroom pizza is pretty good. Low carb and since you have to pretty much make it yourself, it's not processed crap. Of course I'm not afraid to put meat on mine.

>>137082481
Leftist are a blood sucking parasite that spread disease, so you aren't wrong

>>137082024
>getting your ass handed to you by a bunch of kekistani teenagers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GVtXfATtI

>>137078976
zyklon T

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>>137082877
Looks comfy but I prefer the full fascist cookout look

>>137076382
How about the rainbow, let's take it back.

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Nazis are shaking in their boots.

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>>137084272


>>137084406
Bring this faggot shit down my way...
Please.
I'll dick-slap every one of you pussies.

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>Several members of a Nazi-inspired white nationalist group have gathered in Charlottesville, Virginia, to express their First Amendment rights.

>>137084954
Person who took that pic was found dead the next morning.

>>137085200
srbjia je America

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White Nationalism seems to be beating out everything else in the headlines.

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>>137084954
Hold up, we got an internet tough guy here

>>137076853
youre just jealous cause theyre illegal where you live hahah

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TRUMP MUST DISAVOW!

>>137085647

Reminder that the governor of Virginia is a worthless Clinton plant whose job it was to destroy the state's institutions and pave the way for her election.

AND SHE STILL FUCKING LOST!

>>137076629
My god, meme this till the heavens fall. Hawaiian shirt hitler is best hitler

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>>137076382
>Let's discuss other items we can appropriate
Why are anglo-saxons this retarded? You are not appropriating anything and it certainly isn't a "tiki" torch.

>>137076382
Nobody is mad at you.

They are just pointing out how retarded you people are.


If this event goes down in history people will be saying you were using something invented by blacks for decades and decades...


You are all too stupid to think about that and decide not to use a fucking tiki torch of all things.

You have non intentionally empowered the left wing by being a bunch of dumb arses.

>>137076629
What's the story here? Hitler mend the error of his ways?

>>137076382

umm, the use of these "tiki torches" is problematic and culturally insensitive appropriation of marginalized island cultures

so sweeties, please stop, or I'll have to contact the ADL and report you to your employer

>>137076382
These """people"""are so hilariously fragile.

>>137078469
Yes, it will show them we are "winning by not being too serious"

haha

>>137086746
>using something invented by blacks for decades and decades...
>polynesians
>black
The emus should have won the war.

>>137076382
Funny how fire can still scare the primitives.

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>>137076629
Thanks for the kek. That was quick memeing

>>137076382
Were can I see ass blasted /leftypol/fags? Apart from the shills in this board
On 8 chan it seems quite dead for the last months

I'm seeing videos of the Right Wing protesters attacking people, how do we know this isn't just a plant payed by (((them))) to make the Right Wingers look violent, just like at the Trump rallies.

>>137076382
Trash that tiki torch
>UK introduces life sentence if caught carrying tiki torch

Lets just Sieg Hiel with roman candles or something

>>137086746
>tiki torch
Why are you this much of a retard? A stick on fire is certainly not an invention of "blacks" or "whites".

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>>137087257
They are using assault torches

>>137080471
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read.

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>>137086804

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>>137076853
Tiki torches have always been the symbol of white, middle class, backyard barbecue America. Tiki torches are ours now bitch, just like Pepe, and and anything else we touch with our memes.....it's almost like..magic

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>>137086702
Those are garden tiki torches. They're a wick sticking out of a bottle. A proper torch is a cloth soaked in fuel wrapped around a stick.

They may as well have used jack-o-lantern candles.

>>137083352
Probably.

It makes them look really funny and intimidating.

Almost as if they were all wearing sponge bob shirts.

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>>137078801
This is amazing. An oasis of light and happiness, the smell of barbecue and beer, a white gathering at a white gazebo with of course picket fences that are white, surrounded by an ocean of smelly, miserable commies

>>137079791
Underrated

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>no charcoal chimneys

Get on my level faggots

>>137083747
>Some retarded guy also uses them therefor we don't look retarded.


I am not even trying to be left wing or anything but the tiki torches are hilarious.

>>137079023
Back when men made sure their uniforms were crisp and starched. It's the crispness that gives it that authentic "get in the oven moishe" look

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Meanwhile your still sending 30 billion of your tax dollars to Israel every year.

But hey great job marching around with torches goy!

>>137088532
Nice coal burner

How is it a state of emergency? Are stores and cars burning? Mass rapes and homicides?

>>137086632
Imagine needs work.

That locoste shirt is a desirable brand and kind of fashionable.

He is wearing a shirt that looks like it's from the American equivalent of lows.

https://lowes.com.au/

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>>137088532
>no char or smoke smudges?
Newfag detected

>>137087094
Outside of America the term
black =/= African

>>137087472

They may as well have been saying they hate everything about black people while wearing dashikis.

That's literally how retarded it is.

>>137088295
Lantern candles would have been better and less people would laugh.

They should make their own kevlar torches.

Reusable and burn for several hours at a time. Also way less faggy than tiki torches

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Cdmy2uZUnkk

>>137089160
The most dangerous threat of them all: Whites.

>>137089637
You must be 80IQ or what? How does a stick on fire = black invention? In a nationalistic context the first torch rallies were held by the NSDAP.

>>137076382
Yes. Hawaii has some most basic tribal people very similar to white-culture preservation supporters.
Tribal people want to preserve their language, borders, history, culture, identity and FUTURE. they want their freedom against a foreign immigration policy(of the USA, because it was written by (((them))) and not in the interests of the people ).
Real people who are extremely marginalized and ignored by the leftists democrats because they dare to recognize that their people are systematically being exterminated, even to the point of being written out of the history books.
Link up /pol/
Im a native here on U.S./mex border and I know mexicans and mexican has no care to support my landrights or history or cultural heritage. Only its destruction and erasure. That also America is the only country in the world that does in fact recognize and support my Native American tribal identity. That is why I support here and out there. Keep that shit up. Never surrender.
- t. natamer pol

God bless you bros.

I have an idea. Let's take the Democratic Party's logo and turn it into a hate symbol. If anyone can do it, we can

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Saam hot knawladge was dropped hard

>{{{ CURRENT_YEAR }}}

oh here we go

>>137076382
Anti-fa are Reddit and Twitter not leftypol. Leftypol mainly hang out on /his/ and /lit/. Get your memes right.

>>137089160
White people organising.

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>>137092488
>Anti-fa are Reddit and Twitter not leftypol
Posts with a kekistan flag

>>137076853
Are you guys even allowed to buy matches in there?

You idiots are a laughing stock. (again)
I want my fire back.
How do you manage to make it non threatening?
Amazingly impotent.

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>>137086588

Checked 88 with Hawaiian Hitler.

>>137078485
Elvis was such a fucking alpha. Love that guy.

>this really lights my tiki torch

>>137076629
Hawaiian shirt nationalist. I only wear hawaiians.