Nordic /pol/

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>>137062049

NOR/pol/ stands with Nord/pol/

>>137061793
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>>137062049
Invade us again already.

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>>137062540
Do we have to wait in line can you hook us up with priority?

>>137062703
We only need one country doing the invading. You can't share, England is not for lewd.

>>137062835
Shut up you anime faggot.
Grow a pair you soft cunt and stop watching gay chink cartoons.

>>137063039
t. Pict

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>>137062049
>mfw Normandy used to be viking and now it's just british genes everywhere

>>137063388
>British genes everywhere
>in Northern France
What are you going on about? Normans mixed with Gauls, not Britons.

>>137062049
>Sweden beats Canada and wins the world hockey cup
War, war it is.

>>137063388
Other way around, mate.

>>137063281
My dad is an irish gypo mate.

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Bump for North Sea Empire

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>>137063920
>irish gypo
At least you aren't a Roma gypo.

>>137063388
Looks like Macron.

>>137064002
Meanwhile your women crave my big Celtic cock

>>137063612
I know, but you guys must have raped a few french women during Hundred Years' War, because many people in the countryside look british

>>137063662
>what are anglo Saxons
They originate from the same place you and the Nordic people did as well.

>>137064093
>big Celtic cock
Do you paint it blue as well?
>>137064098
I don't know about that mate, you might be right though. Doubt it would have had a serious impact on the genetic stock of Normandy though, if only a few rapes occurred.

>>137064098
Non Celtic British people are just Germanic people: literally the same as the French, the Danes etc

>>137064277
Do you wanna find out?

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What's going on in this thread?

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>>137064385
*blocks your path to prevent you from exposing yourself*

>>137064454
What's the matter boyo, afraid of a real man?

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>>137064684
You disgust me, Gypo.

>>137064098
I live in normandy and people here don't look any different from the rest of france. Just go to paris if you wanna see mutt rape babies.

>>137064752
*emasculate

>Sweden threatens to ban the Israeli Jews in response to Trumps Muslim ban
>ban the Israeli Jews

Guys halt your fucking immigrants AT ALL COSTS so we can have our fair share of 14/88 please.

there are to many brits in here!
>>137064790
Vikings mainly took the nobility part

>>137065600
Shut up Sven we stealing yo wimminz

>>137065600
We're the only people keeping your crappy thread alive.

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>>137065677
>>137065666
eat dicks

>>137063661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW7KmRutWGM

*beats you 9-0*

>>137065749
Please eat my dick.
Swarthy savage dicks are a delicacy to you people.

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>>137065987
your fucking shit country is ruled by my ancestors remember that!

>>137062049

>Nordic pol
>not norpol

learn to meme faggot

>>137066035
>Sweden
>ruling England
The Svear went East, not West.

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>>137066172
Yes ever wondered why you have a nordic flag?
your my colony

>>137066233
>your my colony
No Sven. Read what I said again. You went East, not West. You didn't rule England, that was the Danes. Anglo-Saxons are Danish folk anyway.

>>137066357
To be honest, Sweden barely did anything to the British Isles.

Norway and Denmark did much more.

The Norwegians got BTFO hard, and the Danes just got pushed out entirely.

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>>137066357
Ever seen why Caithness has a swedish flag?
or even a fucking map?>>137063947 Skåne and Swedish west coast makes up 40% of that population

>>137066482
Who cares about some tiny parts of Scotland that you managed to conquer.

We conquered India, Canada, America, Australia, most of Africa too.

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>>137066473
No check your royal blood lines
Your queen decends from vikings
thats why we retreated
>>137066550

Everything east of sweden we took

>>137066550
most of werent a part of the NSE

>>137066617
>>137066654
>imagine being this retarded

Our royals were GERMANIC.
Hell, even some houses were even mainly Celtic genes.

House of Windsor is Germanic.

Stop we wuzzing you retard.
The Vikings weren't all that.

>tfw descendant of viking warrior
>tfw sweden is now mostly made up of descendants of cucks who could not fight so had to stay in the homeland

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>>137066172
>>137066357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runestone

>>137066473
The only real effect Swedes had on England was back around 600AD. The royal family of the Kingdom of East Anglia was believed to have been Geatish in origin.
>>137066482
>Caithness
That's a Scottish Island, not an English one.

>>137066767
North germanics*
read my post you pathetic pieace of shit
Wilhelm the Conqueror was a viking
>>137066772
Nothing can take us down
Only ourselves

>>137066862
Holy fuck.
William the conquerer is from France, has a shit-tonne of Gaulic/Celtic genes and is depicted as having black hair and brown eyes.

>>137066778
That's interesting, but it's irrelevant to the discussion. Fact is, the vast majority of Svear went East. A few Svear might have fought in the West but that's about it.

>>137062049
Fix the goddamned image nordcuck

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>>137066950
Sweden had the majority of people in Scandinavia, obviously we were overrepresented everywhere. Norway and Denmark were tiny villages while we were running metalworking Gulags for war (Birka).

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>>137066932
I got green eyes black hair, does that make me french?
No plenty of vikings had black hair check the hablogroups instead

>>137062049
Vikings were retarded savages, nothing to be proud of.

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>>137067178
>black hair
>Swedes
Sure thing Ahmed

>>137067081
That webm is pretty cool. I mean I'm not even angry at the fact that England was ruled by Scandinavia. If Cnut the Great and his Sons had ruled England for longer, it could have been the start of a complete political union between England and Scandinavia.

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>>137067230
We brought Europe from the darkages into the medieval one

Made Europe christian, brought smithing skills from The east , Trade routes

>>137067354
>made Europe christian
Not a good thing.

>>137067178
>green eyes black hair
I have more Scandinavian blood than you, I guarantee that. Have you had an ancestral test done?

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>>137067445
that only means my ancestors raped yours

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>>137067445
That's not possible, even if he were mixed within the last few hundred years

>>137067178
>I got green eyes black hair, does that make me french?
You're probably Wallonian or something a few generations back. Swedes are mostly blonde and blue eyed. You're weird.

>>137067661
No my grandfather took an eastern european for wife

>>137067661
Majority of Swedes are Cendré and not pure blonde.

>>137067731
That explains it. You're not a pure Nord. Nothing wrong with it, but Nords are tall, blonde and blue eyed.

>>137066932
THIS


>>137067178
Walloons emigrated alot into Sweden, Jean

>>137067545
Incorrect. Firstly, my great grandfather is Danish and has blonde hair and blue eyes, secondly studies have shown that whilst rape did occur in Britain as did in every other place the Vikings invaded, rapes in England produced few offspring and thirdly, you aren't even of Nordic stock. You have said you have black hair, you do realize that that's only coming from two places right? It's either coming from the neighbouring Sami/related peoples of Finland or it's coming from one of your ancestors who dwelt in, say, an Iberian country who was taken captive and brought back to Scandinavia. That's how darker features entered Scandinavia, through captives from foreign shores being brought back to Viking homelands.

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>>137067884
My grandfather cucked the danish
And his great grandfather cucked you
>>137067872
No
>>137067760
This

>>137068037
You aren't even Scandinavian, are you?

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>>137066473
>The Norwegians got BTFO hard
U-huh. What was the Nationality of Wilhelm the Conqueror again?

>Three Norwegian Kings fought over England in 1066
Guess who won? A Norwegian one.

>>137068037
You're a sad guy.
If you go on the streets and ask people "where do Vikings come from?", I doubt 90% of people would have the answer because they simply don't give a fuck.

>>137068132
>Three
Two. Godwinson was Anglo-Dane.

>>137068082
More than you
>>137068161
your the one crying over being a colony kid

And despite that nobility is patriachly not matriarchly

>>137068132
TOP KEK
Literally surrounded on three sides, Harold Godwinson destroys Hadrada, then rushes down with a skeleton of an army and has a battle which lasts for days with the invading Normans.

The Normans weren't even Nordic, and many didn't have blonde hair/blue eyes, if they did, England would be a Nordic country by default because all that rape and pillaging.

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>>137068247
>I'm a Viking bro
>we cucked you bro
>literally has black hair
You're more nigger than Viking.

>>137068247
Btw, it's "you're" - "you" and "are"

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>>137068276
Hardrada was a ruse for his cousing willhelm to take the throne

Despite that the norwegians held the land with the danes 50 year prior

>>137068276
>The Normans weren't even Nordic
Uhh but that's wrong you stupid fucking cunt :D

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>>137068360
>>137068342
>>137068276
Butmad brits detected

>>137068416
>no argument
>HURR YOU'RE BUTTHURT

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>>137068416
>he can't accept the fact he stands out as a nigger amongst Nordics
>y-y-you're buttmad

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>>137068445
this isnt about me kid

im simply making you used to nordic dick up your ass

>>137068132
>Norwegian Viking
>Norman Duke
>Anglo-Saxon King

>>137068532
Uhh, OK?

>>137068609
He was occupying your land as a foreign ruler >>137068631
Good Now stay quiet girl

>>137068688
>calls me girl
>modern day nordics are known to be feminine

>>137068688
>foreign ruler
lol. Every member of nobility is foreign if you go off of bloodline you stupid fuck.

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>>137068728
your the king of cuckdom are you not?
we will be the most right wing country in europe for the 2018 elections

now learn your place girl

>>137068804
Nordcucks are so bad at conquering they have to we wuz a Frenchman's achievement

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>>137068856
Does this look like a french flag to you?

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>>137068609
>Norwegian King
>Nowegian King, decendant from Rollo of Normandy, claiming Kingship over England.
>50/50 Anglo/Norwegian King. Easily verified by looking up ancestors

>>137068916
>MUH FLAGS
Britain, France, Germany and Italy contributed the most to the world. Pipe down, peasant.

>>137068970
No 100% viking

the one he married was a baron brought from his homeland
>>137068986
Then read this girl
>>137068970
I'll have you know the vikings were your aristocracy, willhelm appointed 200 barons to rule england with all vikings

>>137068970
>Anglo/Norwegian King
He was Anglo-Danish, which is literally the same thing anyway as the Anglo-Saxons were Danes themselves. His personal guard was made up of Danish Huskarls too. You're right about the other two though.

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Brits are Celtic, Iberian and German mix, nothing to do with Scandinavians really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Frisian_languages

>>137069084
>Brits
>Celtic, Iberian and German mix
Iberian blood is only about 2% in the isles. And you're referring to the native Britons, not the Anglo-Saxons who the English claim descent.

>>137068916
Wikipedia says that flag was created in the 70s, kek. How sad. Literally WEWUZ, like the other Britposter said.

>>137069219
Yeah you don't think the Angles and Saxons mixed with the Native Celtic-Iberian natives? Talk about delusion.

>>137069283
Now you be quiet kid
google the flag of normandy and learn from the wise

Now you wont utter a word about it anymore

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>>137067545
>his real face
wow what a strong viking with a huge beard

>>137069383
Barely.
Once the Romans fucked off, it was more of a migration than an invasion.

>>137069383
Well yes they mixed, but the English refer to themselves as Anglo-Saxon, in a cultural and genetic sense.

not to be anyhow a cunt but you nords should suck or supreme german dicks

>>137069637
Sweden is bigger than Germany Lmao

>>137069762
didnt say germany prick

we hate germany and our regional culture is far more influenced by the slavic word

>>137069399
Why are you so angry?

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>>137069637
>>137069806

not to say were not german were just rather bavarian

>>137069867
which country am i from?

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>>137069637
What are these three cities we took from you

>>137069980
dont know mate

Not gonna lie I agree with my fellow Swede here but I feel disgusted by his black hair

honestly i just go to /pol/ to boast about austria to distract from any nazis

>>137069972
What kind of question is that?

>>137066482
>Skåne and Swedish west coast makes up 40% of that population
They weren't Swedish though, Scanians are our own thing.

>>137070209
>my fellow Swede
>he has black hair
There is no such thing as a black haired Swede, he's an immigrant if he has black hair.

>>137070456
This.

>>137068986
yes i can agree that those countries did contribute the most, but we did our fair share for our tiny population.

>>137070700
I agree, you carved out a nice Empire for yourselves.

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>>137070700
>>137070795
>>137070616
>>137070456
>>137070363
>>137070267
Your just buttmad for being cucked by the swedes skåne isnt danish anymore kid

>>137062049
last time you went to England you got BTFO'd at Stamford Bridge!

>>137067661
>You're probably Wallonian or something a few generations back.

I hate when people say this, they act like there were a bunch of walloons in Sweden but it was literally 900 individuals: https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valloner#Vallonerna_i_Sverige

>Antalet valloner som stannade i Sverige var litet, enligt Nationalencyklopedin endast 900 individer. (source Nationalencyklopedin: Valloner)

And do you also know how quickly genes disappear? Lets say a generation at the time was 20-25 years, because they had children earlier and died earlier. ~99.9% of people at the time were ethnic Swedes so the likelyhood of them having children with another Swede was very high. After just 5 generations, or 100/125 years, the walloon admixture would be 3,25%. The walloons came in the 1600s, which is 400 years ago so the admixture would be very minimal. Even in 200 years it's just 0,09%.

>>137063388

Tacitus commented that those in south east Britain looked the same as Northern Gauls, either due to similarity of climate or their close proximity allowing migration and mixing between them. Your observations probably have a much older origin than you think

>>137072265
I think it's more to do with them both having similar distant ancestors. An example is the Anglo-Saxons and the native Britons. They looked very similar to each other when they were introduced to one another. The reason for this was that both the native Britons and Anglo-Saxons had the same distant ancestors as one another and both groups had only been separated from each other for only about 2000 years. So your theory may have some truth to it.

>>137062049
>Kievan Rus'
>no Kiev
>stretching that far East
>Caucasus
>that trident
Nice bait.