>Prime Minister attacks South Australia's renewable energy policy at state Liberal Party's AGM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/pm-attacks-sas-renewable-energy-policy/8800782
>Simon Birmingham rejects claims Cabinet instructed to stay out of same-sex marriage debate
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/birmingham-denies-being-instructed-to-keep-out-of-ssm-debate/8801042
>SA Liberals' school drug searches plan is 'ridiculous', Peter Malinauskas says
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/sa-liberals-school-drug-searches-plan-labelled-ridiculous/8800956
>Alice Springs police officer allegedly assaulted while trying to arrest woman at Anzac Hill
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/alice-springs-officer-assaulted-anzac-hill/8800588
>Brisbane train passengers left in the dark after five-minute trip becomes three-hour ordeal
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/brisbane-train-passengers-stuck-three-hours-power-problem/8800688
>Union poll reveals most Tasmanians reject lowering school starting age
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/poll-reveals-most-tasmanians-reject-lowering-school-starting-age/8800954
>>137050206
sweet chilli tendies and potato wedges for dinner again.
Spaghetti and meatballs reporting. Angel hair pasta is the true red pill.
>tfw gooks
My Doggo died today. His name was Monster and he was a good Doggo. Monster was 14 yrs old. He had a tumor and he didn't need to suffer anymore. I wanted to put him down myself but I didn't know how. I planned on giving him a stack sleeping pills in tasty tasty treats and suffocating him when he was dreaming of chasing mailman. So i go to Dr and Dr gave me anti-depressants instead of sleeping pills so I call Vet yesterday and he came this morning. Monster had plenty of tummyscratches and bacon before the needle came. Vet cost $160 but at least now pain is over and Monster chase mailman in heaven now.
RIP MONSTER
F
>>137051127
>tfw no gf
>>137051127
Poor monster.
I'm Drunk and this is making me cry.
I'm so sorry, anon
>>137050206
is that aussie fast food? looks good
>>137051127
F
Sleep well doggo
Queensland is superior we have getta burger.
>>137051127
RIP doggo
>>137051127
I'm glad your dogs dead. Bet it was a little piece of shit just like everything else in Australia
I hope you at least fucked it's asshole a few times so it didn't go to waste. If not it certainly died hating you
don't give jap (You)s
>>137051919
that looks pretty fucking amazing, is that pulled pork?
wow, 13 posts in and that asian drivers license b8 pic hasnt been posted yet, this must be some kind of record
>>137052050
Yeah it's a burger joint that has exploded in Queensland.
>>137050206
that looks really tasty, but I would have skipped the ketchup when you already have the cheese in the snitzel there
>>137052050
I believe thats called a burger (not to be confused with those of american descent
>>137051127
F
>>137052089
he posted in the second post
>>137052014
Redit cunt thinks he's the boss just cos he's the op
Shame you can't hide my post through downvotes ey you Redit cunts?
Dogs are faggots and whenever I see a stray I kick its fucking head in
>>137052166
thats not the drivers license pic
>>137052182
>>137052117
it's not ketchup it's tangy tomato sauce apparently, tasted like sweet and sour sauce
>>137050206
>family box
>two burgers
Are you kidding me? You'll fucking starve, dude.
>>137052364
it comes with two burgers, two wraps, popcorn chicken, two chips and chicken nuggets
I had the two burgers and the nuggets and i'm about to explode
>>137051127
F
I know your feels anon, I lost my dog three years ago. His name was Dennis and he was a racemix of border collie and schæfer. He too got 14 actually and got ill with cancer as well, he was the light in my day and even tried to shitpost once. He was a very intelligent dog and not a nigger
>>137051127
>>137051127
I know I don't belong in aussie /pol/ but I too lost my dog this week...15 years old jack russell sweetest dog...my family is moving to a city 6 hours away, dog moved with them, I went back to old house for a couple weeks to finish getting it ready to sell. Mum takes dog to vet, dog is ill, we didnt know, has to be put down now. Never got to be there or say goodbye...dog was last best friend I had
>tfw
F for our doggos anon
>>137052289
oh this is getting better and better then
I can see how that would work
>>137052090
It's good, but needs some salad to break up the fat
>>137052596
it's the first time I've had deep fried cheese
I have a lot of catching up to do
>>137050206
>Zinger Mozzarella Burger
Some Aus guy on YouTube reviewed it the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDQyCetGoJM
Zinger Motz aren't so great.
Had 3, fell asleep from food coma.
Can barely taste the cheese.
Srsly just make your own.
>>137051284
That new zinger mozzarella burger is delicious. It's like sex in your mouth.
>>137051942
Are you from the mainland?
Are you hungry or something?
Does it upset you that white people treat their pets better than your own people treat each other?
>>137052794
Y...Yeah because we all know what sex is like r..right guys?
>>137052723
I need this
>>137052723
Yo is KFC like a big deal over in Aus? Do you guys get more of a plethora of menu options over her in the US KFC is supposed to mediocre and is somewhat of a meme chain now. Our Popeyes is good though.
>>137051127
RIP Monster I also had to put a dog down and held her while they put the needle in her it's a tough thing man just know he was so happy to be your friend
>>137051127
>>137052457
>>137052571
RIP in peace doggos.
Loving dogs is what separates real people from niggers.
>>137053066
we don't got KFC here btw, I hope they will come eventually because it's quite good.
First time I ate it was at Cyprus back in the 90ies as a kid and I was sold ever since. It was like just a seller on the street down there and both me and my sister came back and bought KFC from him everyday. I always go to KFC when I am abroad, it's however not so good in Brain either though.
So you might be onto something here, clearly very regional differences
>>137053273
man the doggo stuff takes me back, anon should get him self a new doggo.
It will never be the same though ofc, I got my new doggo from some polish people about two weeks after Dennis died, she's a schæfer and unknown.
She is fun too though, but I will get a doggo again that actually get up in my chair and lit tries to use the computer and be human.
Also he always got mad at me, like really sore when I farted and blamed him. He would do like a sour growl and go away and everyone laughed at him which he didn't like
>>137052910
haha, I dont relate to your post at all but you should probably delete it though
You cunts know what happened to that Jerry Sourian cunt who chimped out with a kitchen knife and was shot at Westfield Hornsby?
Timeline
>Thursday, June 9: chimpout
>Thursday, June 9: female police shoots 3 grandmas in the process of taking him down
>Wed, June 22: expected to face court the following day but date was adjourned until the following month due to being unfit in a prison hospital http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/nsw/2016/06/22/man-unfit-to-face-court-for-attempted-murder.html
>Aug 28: had a date in Downing court in Sydney
https://onlineregistry.lawlink.nsw.gov.au/content/court-lists#/detail/20160018112816213816Trial/Jerry%20Sourian
Since then I've heard absolutely nothing of him, nothing about his sentence, nothing about his defense, his background. His last name is an Iranian name, so likely he has a muslim background.
>>137053394
Yeah the regional differences are huge do not ever eat KFC in USA my then uncle in law before I split with my fiance used to work at a KFC as a teen. Apparently when chicken fell on the floor they'd fuck around and throw it at each other and then throw it away but this one time when it happened again and their manager was in the area he went to throw it away after fucking around and the manager bitched him out to not throw it away and to use it. He quit on the spot right then and there.
Who else /thickandlusty/ here tonight?
>>137054105
kek
I dunno for what reason but I came to think off when I was a kid and picked eggs on my uncles farm, me and my cousin would have egg fights till half of the barn were covered in eggs and my uncle would go apeshit on us, the chicken were really traumatized in the process
>>137051127
I wasn't ready for these feels. Sleep tight doggo.
F
>>137051127
Monster was a good doggo
>>137050206
My god do australians put fucking ketchup on everything? Are you all 8 years old?
>>137051127
RIP Monster
>>137054564
>guaranteed replies
>>137050206
Is Burger bread different from regular bread?
>>137050206
Anybody else partaking in 15 wings for 10 dollars special?
>>137055141
Domino's does better wings, just fyi
>>137055340
Bullshit their wings are cancer. I hope you were joking.
>>137054564
Just tried to poo mid Barbie, bit of blood on the toilet paper
>>137055546
Bright red or dark red?
>>137055596
Bright red like I split my asshole open
>>137055546
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE
>>137055767
Enjoy the haemorrhoids
>>137050206
>>137055831
charge it donny
>>137056156
you fuckin' druggo
pic of feral cat i killed yesterday, taken today.
ran over 4 times on the bike, throat cut then brain stem severed. the cats having nine lives meme is real
>>137056207
all you fat cunts shilling take away food and posting it as the image grabber for an auspol thread...................
Mel Gibson is disapointed in you repent and beg to Steve Irwin for forgiveness
>>137056255
The only pussy you'll ever slay m8.
>>137051127
F
RIP Monster, he was a good doggo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA
>>137056492
>>137054564
wtf is ketchup?
>>137056887
It is similar to catsup.
>>137056887
code word for ranch dressing i think
>>137056492
>>137051127
>i didnt know how
the absolute state of faggots today.
>>137056207
What's the go with this faggot vote? I'm overseas, how do i register?
>>137057507
If your electoral role details are correct you're already good to go.
>>137050206
>>137057502
>>137056207
new ep in 11 days
>>137057571
Sick one, cheers mate.
>>137057748
Can't wait. Been too long between episodes
heres a cool one, found out the flats the other days, probably about 60-70 years old,
4 dingo traps positioned around a fox trap.
the fox trap was used to snare and eagle hawk and that would lure in the dingos when they were a lot thicker around these parts years ago. the dingo traps themselves are worth about 250-300 bucks if you wanted to sell them today, but we'll leave them here in the paddock and preserve a bit of history, until it rusts away
>>137058079
How about we get a goon bag and a tribe and let them play mission impossible ?
>>137055450
dominos spicy chicken kickers are fucking awesome m8
>>137056255
edgy
>>137058235
how about u lay off the goon and type coherently
>>137058359
We were talking about wings nigger.
>>137058389
>melburn
>>137058514
im not from australia m8
sorry im not as le hardcore as you are
>all ABC news
>no other news sources
So OP, it appears that you enjoy state funded media being shoved down your throat, you gay cunt.
>>137058402
fuk u, on da barbie m80
>>137058576
i was implying you were as soft a cock as a faggot from melbourne. grow a spine faggot.
can i return steam gift cards to coles if i've got a receipt and haven't scratched it yet?
>>137051127
>My Doggo died today.
Good. Daft aggressive loud smelly cunts.
>>137057786
oi, is the antipodean resistance a bunch of larpers or legit?
>>137058874
check coles refund policy
>>137058874
just pass the code to me m8, i want to play player unknown with pewds
>>137059041
Too legit for most
>>137059178
if they dont refund it im gonna stick it in my steam account and wait for mount and blade 2
>>137051919
Wow. The essence of coronary artery disease distilled into one burger.
>>137059041
http://antipodean-resistance.info/news/2017/07/30/july-2017-action-report/
>>137055141
ill hit this cunt up at least once before they take it off the menu. last time i went to dirty bird they just released that deal, and they were going through the wicked wings like no tomorrow
how long did the popcorn chicken one last for? might be an indicator to how long this deal will be around for
>>137059211
i've been looking at them for a while, do you know how big of a following they've got?
Yeah saw that chinese uni prank, fucken awesome, need more shit like that.
>>137059278
i usually wait for the 9 pieces for 10$ , usually just go through the drive thru twice and get enough chicken for da week
>>137058821
you sure showed me m8
any tips on how i can reach your level of edgelord status?
>>137059386
Following? There are various levels activities in various states. If you are interested I suggest you email.
>>137059489
yeah will do
>>137059392
sure bud, if by edge lord you mean "adult" then no worries.
first, everything about yourself right now, stop doing that,
second, take responsibility for you having done that, for all these years. sad.
third, start doing the things which need to be done and dont feel bad about doing them.
>>137059041
This. I wanna get involved with a group, but the dingos don't seem serious at all, and would rather an identity evropa style group
>>137060177
We're kinda lacking in that department I think, something in-between dingoes and antipodean that does activism
>>137058359
Id rather just make hot wings at home. I need to try them out in an air fryer since that would make it piss easy
>>137058079
mate, that's fucking flat.
you're the fella from boulia ay?
>>137059278
they normal have these special deals and burgers last a month. Then they change to something new the next month
>>137058389
man, cats are fucked. they kill everything and turn into monsters after a few generations in the bush
>>137055141
> "Partaking"
Are you a nightmaster, Anon?
For there can only be 2.
>>137060962
yeah, got feral cat yesterday, pictures somewhere above. brutal death for the poor fella
>walking around
>see this advertisement for the army
>they're signalling that women and gooks should join
AUSTRALIA IS WELL AND TRULY GOOKED
Fiancé left me after 4 years of being together, moved out today. What do?
>>137061159
really I don't care since if we go to war they will all get killed and they will just go back to having men
>>137061140
yeah, just saw it. but you gotta kill em, they're a real pest
>>137061267
more like what didnt you do?
hyuk hyuk
>>137056887
Muricanese for sauce.
>>137061267
why'd she leave? I guess look on the bright side that she didn't pull this shit after you got married and really fucked your life up
Heads up cunts, Shitbridge and Sam are trying to lie up a false panic again.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/gun-control-advocates-warn-chain-reaction-eroding-national-deal/8793890?sf105225211=1
>>137061267
Hope you didnt move out of your own home.
>>137061663
https://unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/gun-control-advocates-warn-chain-reaction-eroding-national-deal/8793890?sf105225211=1
>>137061359
yeah, i dont mind animals but if they're a pest they have to go. no bounty on cats but they kill local bird life, and i like birds
>>137062023
i like myself a good dog, that enjoys a nice patting
>>137062023
yeah, they kill everything and once they turn feral they revert back to vicious wombat thing, they get pretty big especially after a couple generations of survival of the fittest.
my nan used to leave milk out for them when i was a little tacker and there'd be some that were almost as big as i was at 5 years old
>>137062162
had a few dogs,out here though, they wander off they get baited. hardly worth it, unless you wanna keep the poor bugger on the chain all its life. not worth it. besides its cattle country anyway.
>>137062299
yeah man, i think alot on evolution n shit out here, i reckon feral cats and dingo dogs would get massive if left to their own devices. cats would get bigger and bigger until they could take a lamb by themselves then spiral, dogs i dont think would get much bigger, being sleek and agile in this kind of country is a boon, they're well adapted.
>>137060177
The problem with that is, there's loads groups like you describe here in Australia, but they're run by wannabe fuhrers whose only leadership quality is a high opinion of themselves, so it ends up pretty fragmented. The worst part isn't that these types exist, it's that people follow them even though there's no good reason to.
>>137061159
Yeah they're not letting men into the army at the moment either: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4779178/Australian-Army-turning-away-male-recruits-female.html
"The Australian Army is turning away male recruits in a 'politically correct' push to increase the number of female cadets.
Recruiters at the Australian Defence Force have been told they will be re-located if they ignore orders to target women for new jobs, The Daily Telegraph reported.
Of the 50 listed recruiting vacancies, 35 of those positions are only available to women."
how ya cunts going
had my first drink in a while and now i just got home having some cheese and bacon shapes
any recommendations on movies/tv shows to watch ?
>>137062632
hey, watch that movie movie, thats kinda like the matrix, but it was i think before it. ill try and find it. it was set in 1920's-1950's sorta era
>>137062606
i have a mate who goes bush in his caravan for months at a time, he told me that there are different breeds of dingo crosses and that they've adapted to different area. in the blue mountains there are dingo cross shepherds and they've survived the best due to their longer coats and in the riverland there are dingo cross pitties. he was saying that he doesnt sleep in his swag in the riverland anymore because of them, he reckons theres too many of them to be up to chance and someone mustve bred them then realised that they are half retarded and just mental cases so they let them go
>>137062606
What you smashing ferals with?
>>137063167
Having a look now brother, cant really find anything set in that time that is matrix/dream like
>>137063557
dingo x pitties
da fuk
>>137063760
yeah, between mildura and renmark (that general area) he said there was too many of them to be just coincidence.
theres a fair bit of pot grown around there, i think it was some space cadet trying to breed the ultimate guard dog
>>137063752
got it, the thirteenth floor, good movie. i remember it froma while back and was thinking about it.
>>137063639
ran it over a few times with the bike then a knife through the head
>>137063557
yeah, seen a black n white dingo one time, musta been a bush heeler cross, crafty motherfucker. as evolution dictates the most crafty, smart, and deadly ones survive and reproduce, out here though, red ones survive more on average because of the camoflage, but a heeler or a pitti i can see working well in thicker foilage
>>137050206
downed two dominos pizza tonight
>>137064302
Looks funky, gonna watch it now.
>>137063752
>>137064302
theres a few flicks like that, dark city is one and equalibrium (every movie christian bale has done is great)
https://youtu.be/raleKODYeg0
>>137064309
fat cunt, did you try any of the new ones?
>>137064681
Yes the Grand Italian with extra cheese was fully true blue.
The other pizza was a $5 cheesy garlic
>>137051127
what teary ass ausfaggot time you were emu'd to death so you can join your autist dog
>>137064061
welp, looks like i wont be camping out their any time soon.
Whats old mate do in his caravan... hunting trips?
>>137064835
looks good would eat minus the olives
>>137065013
smoking dope and going fishing mostly, i havent seen him in a few years now though. dont know what he's up to anymore
>>137056997
Is catsup the one with high fructose corn syrup, salt, water and flavour?
>>137065225
is his name big lez?
>>137065655
wadayitalkinabeet?
>>137051127
F
I'll drink a beer to Monster
Draw a couple swastikas in the bathrooms at uni
Next week see this message in MyUni
lel
>>137064302
ever considered trying...a gun?
>>137050206
burger box?
>men are banned from joining the military
I still can't fucking believe this
what the fuck is even happening anymore?
>>137051127
Did not expect these feels on from a aus/pol/ thread.
F
WTF is everyones obsession with KFC?!? Enjoy your tits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781598/Teenage-boy-grows-single-cup-breast-chest.html
"He added that the condition is likely to be caused by eating too much fastfood and puffed food, due to the 'gender-bending' chemicals in them.
Dr Pan suggested men should avoid eating foods like fried chicken, soy milk and royal jelly."
>>137066133
I dunno what their fucking plan is if we have to go to war
>>137066243
Dr Peter Pan , ought start prancing near trees.
>>137059388
Just ask for 2 of the meals you mong
>>137050206
Is that KFC? Do white people eat that shit over there?
>>137066965
i prefer the awkward convo with the moisty in the drive thru.
>>137067083
They use good quality hormone free chicken here, that's probably why it's remained popular, and they mix things up in the menu. You could even get zinger pies for a while.
>>137053066
yer kfc is pretty good here. More of a focus on burgers and wraps now, still can get buckets of chicken tho. Only problem is its expensive as shit.
>>137067200
>>137066442
mid bombing raid "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>137067200
you should put on different voices each time you go through then pretend nothings up when you get to the window
>>137067416
mfw the bomb was made by a man
>>137067476
nah they would see my cock for a second time and know its me
>>137067697
you sure know hoe to please, ever got a free wing out of it?
>>137067476
he needs to put on a pair of these the 2nd time and say oy vey and try and claim they gave him the wrong change
>>137067200
>G'day how's it goin
>Yeah just a 10 dollar box thanks love
>Nah no sides
>Actually yeah fuck it whack a potato gravy on top
Why would you want to do this twice in one day?
>>137067200
>drove to maccas with my stoned friends one night
>maccas is a 45 minute drive from where i used to live
>tfw we went through the drive thru 4 times
>every order was bigger than the last one
>maccas staff are losing their shit every time we'd pull up at the window
great night that one. i didnt get much but the boys wouldve bought at least $150 worth of maccas that night
>>137067895
my fav maccas experience was when I gave this dopey looking kid $10 and he gave me $20 in change
>>137051127
F pup
>>137065776
was outa bullets and was 300m from home when i saw it, gotta use what u got at hand.
>>137067804
if free wing is code word for getting the cops called on you , then yes i have.
>>137067882
the average NEET can turn this relatively simple exercise into a blender full of spaghetti
>>137067868
Bacon in a burger!!
never forget
I need my gaytime crusher to come as a separate order and pass it through the back window that way its separate it's the only way i can keep it kosher, if you dont comply i'll report you to the adf for anti-semitic practices
>>137050206
don't eat that too often mane, it's not good for your health
>>137070250
>caring about your health
>>137061159
Whats the punishment for desertion now days? It will be funny if there is a real war and all the gooks and women refuse deployment.
Who [spoiler]eightchan[/spoiler] /aus/ here?
>>137070965
paid resignation, several medals and lifelong welfare
Should i honestly put the Idea of joining the forces to rest for the next 12 months?
>>137054564
ketchup ?
You talking about Marty Horse mate ?
>>137070755
I personally don't, I'm fit/slim and can eat all sorts of junk food and I'll burn it within hours. Just saying It for OP
>>137071367
You mean dead horse m8
>>137072949
>not smooshed tamata
>>137054003
Live near there, also curious to know
>>137056255
Are feral cats bad somehow? I have 4 chilling around my house
>>137073530
kill them all and string them up
>>137073981
I want to make friends with them.