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> Be a 23 year old American from Illinois.
> Join a group full of peenoise on FB.
> Instantly get hundreds of friend requests from pinoy chicks hungry for white dick.
> One of them messages and looks real hot, 8/10.
> Sends nudes and starts cam sex very quick.
> 6 months gone still beat my meat to her cuz too beta to get a white gf.
> After a year of fapping on cam, decide to visit her by cashing out all my dad's inherited savings.
> Call her and ask her to come to Manila.
> Cites work issues and lack of time, can't do anything.
> Finally a day before my return, she agrees to come over to Manila.
> Exactly like her pics and cam.
> Take her to some 5-star hotel in Manila for a day.
> Finally get laid.
> Come back to Illinois.
> No talks with her due to her work and busy schedule.
> Sometime later she sends her positive pregnancy report.
> Panic af.
> Tell my only family member about it, my brother.
> Tells me to own up to my mistakes.
> Pay for her flight ticket and shit.
> Go to Chicago to pick her up.
> Flight lands and trying my hardest to find her on airport.
> Someone shouts my name behind my back.
> Some ugly cunt coming towards me.
> She comes and hugs me, try to shrug her off.
> Unable to recognize who she is.
> Mfw she shows me my pics from Manila.
> Mfw I realize she's the one whom I smashed months ago in Philippines.
> Mfw I realize that every time when I fapped to live cam, she was wearing heavy makeup.
> Mfw I realize that the only time I got to fuck her, she was wearing heavy makeup too.
> Mfw I realize that she avoided meeting me in Manila for 6 days because she couldn't have worn her makeup 24X7.
> ShellShocked.png
> Mfw I realize that she's been doing this to have a white baby.
> Mfw I realize this horse cunt is going to be my baby mom.
> She ain't gonna abort.
> Forward to 6 months from then.
> Now I gotta keep that baby because can't abort after 23 weeks in Illinois.
> Mfw I am going to be a father to the ugliest genes amongst Asians.
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>>137049318
left is cuter, why would they do this?
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Why do you even think it's yours.
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Should have wrapped it up, faggot
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>>137049318
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Why would you be obligated to take care of some bastard in another country?
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You played yourself.
Congrats man
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>>137049318
looks qt on the left
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gotta man up now
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>>137049646
He paid for her ticket to fly into Illinois. She and the spawn are here to stay
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WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
But it's true peenoise are hungry for white Aryan kids but most of them all plastic af and ugly like the anon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>137049318
are you even sure that's a woman?
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>>137049653
DU30 needs to fix your gene pool Anon
Apparently it's terrible
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>>137049841
Just because you changed flags doesn't mean your ID changes faggot
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And this is why you go after girls with little to no makeup
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>>137049318
Trick her into flying back to visit family or something. Avoid forever. Problem solved.
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>>137049841
Anyone ever notice that people who write HAHAHA way too exagerated are fucking tryhards?
Also nice id, idiot
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>>137050067
>>137049841
Never mind. You fucked it up.
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>>137049318
You should have know plus you've been a complete idiot by spending too many cash...
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Soo.. how did you kill her?
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>>137049841
How do you type with your head up your ass? Your ID doesn't change when you change your flag.
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>>137049841
OP, we know it is you.
The ID stays the same retard.
Therefore this whole thread is probably fake and just a (you) factory.
I hope you are happy with them.
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>Not wearing condom while fucking some philippino hooker.
You are an total absolute retard and you deserve everything you got.
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>>137050215
I'd trust you.
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>>137049841
fucking idiot lmao
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>137049841
>>137049318
FAR, IN THE DISTANCE
THERE IS LIGHT, A LIGHT THAT BURNS, THESE SCARS OF OLD
ALL THIS PAIN, REMINDS ME OF WHAT I AM
I'LL LIVE, I'LL BECOME ALL I NEED TO BE
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>>137049841
kys
saged
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>>137049318
Give her a glass of orange juice multiple times daily, just make sure no one catches on.
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>>137049318
terminal case of jungle fever. but at least everyone consented.
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>>137050377
What the fuck hahaha.
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>>137050422
Vitamin C fucks up babbies
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>>137049318
Ahahah this is why you wait for marriage faget
You get everything you deserve :^)
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>>137049841
oh come one. you destroyed something that could have been a great larp thread. sad.
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>>137049318
D U M B A S S
F
A
G
G
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T
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>>137049318
Keep your dick in your pants virgin faggot.
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>>137049318
She won, bro. She outsmarted you and your "superior" genes.
You're an idiot, btw. FYI.
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>>137050490
Klomifen = Twins
YW.
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You cum ON her
Not IN her
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>>137050490
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>>137050490
>>137050652
And here I was think that it was just a pun on Agent Orange.
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>>137049318
>Be Ameritard
>Go to #23 basic asian coutnry
>Have tons of registered convos, pics and videos of you having a sexual relationship
>Go to her homeland and fuck
>She sends you a pregnancy test (like girls get knocked up in one day as if its yours, she probably fucked others while you were there)
>keep contact with her
>PAY FOR HER TICKET TO ILLINOIS
You dumb fuck just set yourself up to raise another man's seed.
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>>137050802
4 weeks retard
op's supposed baby that totally exist is at 16 or something
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>>137050818
Best part is, it's america, the judges will literally cuck you even if you prove the baby isn't yours through DNA tests.
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>>137050652
Welp too late 4 OP now kek
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>>137050883
Why are you calling me a retard?
I wasn't questioning your statement. just stating how I misunderstood it.
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>>137050818
This
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>>137051094
i thought you didn't read that it was ineffective after 4 weeks
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>>137049318
Get a fucking paternity test
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Well dude your life is pretty much shit now. Enjoy your hapa daughters with mental issues. You'll feel batter after your divorce but you'll lose most of your pay.
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>>137049841
you're even more pathetic than I thought
sage and report
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The makeup reduced the size of her nostrils in second pic, sand grill?
Also, fuck you. If this isn't larp, this is gods way of punishing you for breeding outside your race.
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Should have asked her to take a shower before fucking her.
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hahaha thats what you get for being a pussywhipped faggot that has no self control over his own dick
how does it feel knowing your dick makes life changing decisions and has power over your brain?
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